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You may remember BFFs Vanessa Zoltan & Julia Argy from their all-star advice giving in Hot and Bothered Season 1. In this mini-season they’re sheltering in place in different cities, but they’re getting on the phone once a week to read and talk about Twilight. On Twilight in Quarantine, they’ll work their way through the Twilight saga one chapter at a time, giving brilliant well-informed advice to its misguided characters along the way. Being isolated sucks, but at least we can do it together with sparkly vampires brightening our days.

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You may remember BFFs Vanessa Zoltan & Julia Argy from their all-star advice giving in Hot and Bothered Season 1. In this mini-season they’re sheltering in place in different cities, but they’re getting on the phone once a week to read and talk about Twilight. On Twilight in Quarantine, they’ll work their way through the Twilight saga one chapter at a time, giving brilliant well-informed advice to its misguided characters along the way. Being isolated sucks, but at least we can do it together with sparkly vampires brightening our days.

    Eclipse in Quarantine: Epoch

    Eclipse in Quarantine: Epoch

    Vanessa and Julia have read chapter sixteen of Eclipse and they've been chosen as the Forks High graduation speakers.


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    • 21 min
    Eclipse in Quarantine: Wager (Skipped!)

    Eclipse in Quarantine: Wager (Skipped!)

    CW: We discuss sexual assault when summarizing the events of this chapter. You can fast forward about 5 minutes to skip.


    Vanessa and Julia have read chapter thirteen of Eclipse, but they honestly can’t bear to talk about it. So Julia has used her one and only Uno Skip Card to save us from having to re-live Bella’s sexual assault. Instead, we turn our dial to see what’s happening at Forks High School. And wouldn’t you know it, it’s prom season! What hijinks do our favorite high schoolers get up to at prom? Eclipse doesn’t tell us. But fortunately Vanessa and Julia are here to fill in the details.
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    • 22 min
    Eclipse in Quarantine: Declaration

    Eclipse in Quarantine: Declaration

    Vanessa and Julia have read chapter fourteen of Eclipse and it turns out that Tom Hanks is a main character in these books.


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    • 26 min
    Eclipse in Quarantine: Newborn

    Eclipse in Quarantine: Newborn

    Vanessa and Julia have read chapter thirteen of Eclipse and Vanessa gives advice from her stint as a robber in the 1980s.


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    • 24 min
    Eclipse in Quarantine: Time

    Eclipse in Quarantine: Time

    Vanessa and Julia have read chapter twelve of Eclipse and they've finally figured out that Bella is a time traveller.


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    • 22 min
    Eclipse in Quarantine: Legends

    Eclipse in Quarantine: Legends

    Vanessa and Julia have read chapter eleven of Eclipse and they're uncomfortable with the amount of hot dogs in this chapter.


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    • 21 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
23 Ratings

23 Ratings

Cess25795 ,

Hilarious

I love listing to the Twilight in Quarantine podcasts - absolute highlight of my day. I love walking past strangers and laughing out loud.

Lgbtacular ,

Team Charlisle

Love this podcast, brightens my day when I listen. 💛💛💛 #FlockOfBatsTruther

HannahArianwyn ,

Team Alice

I’m still laughing at Edward liking Bella in a way different to his siblings.

The perfect escape from the world at the moment. I’m alternating a chapter with the episode and it’s perfect!

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