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Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe

DREAD Podcast Network

A Horror Movie/Comedy Podcast... with a twist! What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be the Final Girls at the end of the movie and never the ones “running up the stairs when they should be going out the front door?" You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe (KKSAM for short). Each week, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter take turns spoiling the fuck out of a horror movie one of them hasn't seen. Through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods — and amidst ridiculous tangents about their personal lives, childhood fears and wild college days — they play a game to determine whether they would #StayAlive at the end. Come play with us!

  1. 1 DAY AGO

    Ep. 405 Send Help, Part 2: “The Tale of Completely Justifiable Decisions”

    Ket finishes telling Kim about the feel-good, feminist romp, Send Help. All the girls have to say is… good for her. They’ve also solidified that Ketryn is significantly more likely to eat another human being than she is to work in corporate. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Send Help. Dir. Sam Raimi Writers Damian Shannon and Mark Swift Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod  KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe" www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com  Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast Rock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcast Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com Ok we'll see ourselves out. Thanks for listening! xo and #StayAlive, K&K KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstc Proud members of the Dread Podcast Network See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    59 min

  2. 13 MAY

    Ep. 404 Send Help, Part 1: “The Tale of Completely Justifiable Decisions”

    Ket tells Kim part 1 of Send Help, starring Rachel McAdams, in the role of lifetime. The most shocking part of this film was the lack of mouth horror from good ole’ Mr. Raimi. Oh, don’t worry! There was plenty of horror… most of it corporate. Stay tuned for part 2 of Send Help, next week! Dir. Sam Raimi Writers Damian Shannon and Mark Swift Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod  KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe" www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com  Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast Rock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcast Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com Ok we'll see ourselves out. Thanks for listening! xo and #StayAlive, K&K KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstc Proud members of the Dread Podcast Network See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1hr 30min

  3. 6 MAY

    Ep. 403 Run, Part 2: “The Tale of Who’s Got the Eggs?”

    Kim finishes telling Ket about Part 2 of Run starring HRH Sarah Paulson. Things are getting reeeeeally “munchy” over here. Kim continues to advocate for Ketryn to be a cop… in TV and film only. Most importantly we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Run. Dir. Aneesh Chaganty Writers Aneesh Chaganty, Sev Ohanian Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod  KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe" www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com  Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast Rock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcast Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com Ok we'll see ourselves out. Thanks for listening! xo and #StayAlive, K&K KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstc Proud members of the Dread Podcast Network See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1hr 8min

  4. 29 APR

    Ep. 402 Run, Part 1: “The Tale of Who’s Got the Eggs?”

    Kim tells Ket about part 1 of Run starring HRH Sarah Paulson. Kim revisits how wine is dangerously similar to pee and both the girls question how many eggs this game of chicken will yield. Stay tuned for part 2 where we find out who better make a RUN for it! Dir. Aneesh Chaganty Writers Aneesh Chaganty, Sev Ohanian Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod  KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe" www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com  Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast Rock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcast Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com Ok we'll see ourselves out. Thanks for listening! xo and #StayAlive, K&K KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstc Proud members of the Dread Podcast Network See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1hr 7min
  5. Morbid Minisode 150: Welcome to Derry 0101 "The Pilot"

    26 APR ·  BONUS

    Morbid Minisode 150: Welcome to Derry 0101 "The Pilot"

    It's a new Patreon Minisode series!! This time we're talking Welcome to Derry Join Patreon at the $5 Sally Hardesty tier to hear the rest of the series and join us for the live recording! https://www.patreon.com/c/kimandketstayalivemaybe/membership See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1hr 1min

  6. 22 APR

    Ep. 401: "The Tale of the Second-Ever Sammie Awards!"

    The moment 8 years in the making! To celebrate Staying Alive for 400 Episodes, we're hosting the second-ever Sammie Awards! Listeners nominated their favorite show moments from the past 200 episodes in the following categories: Best Episode Title Best Voice Acting Best Holiday Horror Best Brain Scramble Best Guest Host Best Sequel/Prequel Creepiest Crapbag Best Final Girl Best Tangent Favorite Episode Winners were chosen by members of the KKSAM Patreon. So join us -- and a boatload of special guests -- as we celebrate this milestone! We love you all so much, and can't thank you enough for coming on this journey with us! Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod  KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe" www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com  Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast Rock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcast Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com Ok we'll see ourselves out. Thanks for listening! xo and #StayAlive, K&K KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstc Proud members of the Dread Podcast Network See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1hr 9min

  7. 15 APR

    Ep. 400 Do Not Enter, Part 2: “The Tale of People That Are Very Clearly NOT Boomers”

    Ket tells Kim about part 2 of Do Not Enter while the girls enter their 400TH EPISODE!!!! (WHAT?!?!?) Stay tuned for the Sammie Awards next week! But until then, let’s get out of this hellscape we were told not to enter. And, no, I don’t mean the current state of the world. I mean, this abandoned hotel. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Do Not Enter. Dir. Marc Klasfeld Writers Dikega Hadnot, Spencer Mandel, David Morrell Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod  KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe" www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com  Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast Rock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcast Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com Ok we'll see ourselves out. Thanks for listening! xo and #StayAlive, K&K KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstc Proud members of the Dread Podcast Network See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1hr 30min

  8. 8 APR

    Ep. 399 Do Not Enter, Part 1: “The Tale of People That Are Very Clearly NOT Boomers”

    Ket tells Kim about the urban explorer horror, Do Not Enter. Listen, in today’s world, why NOT infiltrate an obviously haunted murder hotel and try and find 300 million dollars? It’s not like the “Po-” are gonna come! A monster seeking a bride in order to gain eternal power from hell just feels like a Tuesday at this point. Stay tuned for part 2 to see if Kim wants to join Ket on a completely insane parkour adventure. Dir. Marc Klasfeld Writers Dikega Hadnot, Spencer Mandel, David Morrell Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod  KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe" www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com  Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast Rock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcast Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com Ok we'll see ourselves out. Thanks for listening! xo and #StayAlive, K&K KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstc Proud members of the Dread Podcast Network See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1hr 23min
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A Horror Movie/Comedy Podcast... with a twist! What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be the Final Girls at the end of the movie and never the ones “running up the stairs when they should be going out the front door?" You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe (KKSAM for short). Each week, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter take turns spoiling the fuck out of a horror movie one of them hasn't seen. Through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods — and amidst ridiculous tangents about their personal lives, childhood fears and wild college days — they play a game to determine whether they would #StayAlive at the end. Come play with us!

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  • Creator
    DREAD Podcast Network
  • Years Active
    2018 - 2026
  • Episodes
    468
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2021 Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe
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