The Laptop Chronicles

The Laptop Chronicles
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(+18 and up) Getting to know the ins and outs of how you spend those precious personal time moments with your laptop

  1. 30/04/2022

    The (cheap ass) Player's Club

    Sooooo this week we called in Pod Papi "The South Got Sum'n To Say" Huss to chat about strip clubs! That's right...we get down to the nitty gritty about Atlanta being the strip club capital of the world, which clubs have the best atmosphere and just why Baltimore strip clubs ain't the most happening places to hang out. I run down my strip club adventures and shenanigans and there have been a few. Oh, and Huss talks about the time he was used as a squat rack. Where was County Trill in all of this? Well, he went to a strip club in East Baltimore once and decided that was all he needed to see. Tune in and listen to it all! Make sure to check out the Baltimore County Forever Podcast YouTube channel for all the latest episodes! Hit up Norm on IG (Norm_Regular) and NormRegular.bandcamp.com cause bro got new beats and lyrics on deck! Don't forget to drink water, juice your fruit, stop eating bullshit, and take your vitamins! Remember: Eat Clean You'll Taste Better!

  2. 09/04/2022

    The Laptop Chronicles Season 7 Episode 1: T.A.P.

    So after a nice long hiatus we turned on the mics and what we thought was going to be an easy cruise back into discussing the world of pRon quickly went off the deep end as we high-dived off the cliff of wild shit and talked about...uhhh... everything! For the Porn Clip of The Week I ran down my new favorite search words on The 'Hub. Then we gave a Porn-ESPN analysis of Avery Jane's career as she has taken her talents to South Beach and averaging the pRon version of a triple-double. Speaking of triple-doubles, we talked about what a TripleAnalPenetration is and why you shouldn't search for it when searching for spank bank material. And finally, we talked about why women are better than men at eating p***y...yeah... we took it there.    Make sure to tune to Baltimore County Forever Podcast YouTube channel for our latest discussions in the world of Hip-hop. We got Huss in the house and he's bringing all the smoke. Don't forget: Eat Clean You'll Taste Better!

  3. 25/12/2021

    Running Wild In The Comments

    WE'RE BAAAAAAAACK! The world's most problematic porn podcast is back to missionary your screens and backshot your ear waves. And as usual, we take off at warp speed and shit goes off the rails rather quickly. We tried to hold together as long as we could which lasted all of about 1 minute. The Porn Clip of The Week turned into our version of Who's On First: "That guy...you know that guy. What's his name...that guy! Oh yeah...THAT guy!" Then we dived into the world of Pornhub comments and how wild some of them can be. Annnnnnd then in the middle of that it went completely off the rails and the topic of hot dogs came into the conversation. Make sure to tune in and listen to the words and maybe you can figure out where it all went left!

  4. 06/11/2021

    The Great Masturbators

    This week we turned on the microphones and things got wild (as usual). We started out with the Porn Clip of The Week and give some play-by-play on Kendra Allure's strap-on scene. And then I do my first sexual wellness device review aka I tried out a sex toy for "research purposes". I bought a masturbator from Get Lucky Toys to try out. Not gonna lie...not everything is one size fits all. While Get Lucky Toys has a great motto they may need to widen their reach. You'll just have to check out the episode to see what this is all about! Make sure to hit the like and subscribe button on the Baltimore County Forever Podcast YouTube channel to get your weekly dose of music, tweets, porn talk, and laughs! *sidenote: I had a slight cold last week so please excuse the use of the tissues. Drink your juices from Jobrsa!

  5. 16/10/2021

    Protect Your Nuts!

    *NEW EPISODE ALERT*  B-A-W-L-S...That's this week's episode. All about balls. From regular self-checkups to cleaning them, we talk about balls. The Porn Clip of The Week is from RickNastyXXX. It's a nice threesome quadruple-handed gawk gawk scene with plenty of attention on the balls but me and the homie weren't seeing eye-to-eye on the rimjob in the video. In Laptop Chronicles News we learn that County Trill hates cornbread and so we had to discuss that before he made trip down South and jumped by the Cornbread Gang. I couldn't let my guy just run around hating cornbread like that. Make sure to slide over to the Baltimore County Forever Podcast YouTube channel, the place where you will see Read 'Em & Tweet and the County Check-Ins. Make sure to holla at the Juice Gawd Jobrsa to get the good stuff in ya. Go to NormRegular.bandcamp.com and buy all the music from Baltimore's illest artist. We thank you for listening, looking, and laughing with us. Stay tuned for me and always: Rock out with your co....Nevermind LOL

  6. 29/09/2021

    Four Quarters!

    *NEW EPISODE ALERT* This week was another wild one as we turned on the mics and got to talking about the wild shit we see all around the wonderful world of porn. Before we got started MC Baltimore County Forever decided to work on his 90s hype man skills and do an audition for the remake of "Who's The Man?" starring all the old rappers. Then we talked about the Porn Clip of The Week which featured the visually awesome threesome work by the good folks over at Buccwild Entertainment. While watching that we realized that we don't do enough PSA's and so we had to let you, the great listeners of The Laptop Chronicles, know some anal sex tips that can definitely help you out. From there it was all about the questions. Every now and then I like to toss out some questions and see what comes back and on this episode County Trill was on the hot seat. So tune in and find out just where we took off and landed. Check out the latest episodes of "Read 'Em & Tweet" and "Baltimore County Forever Podcast". You'll see the whole #PodSquad in all of our glory and learn why I am watching old episodes of "Talespin". P.S. I'd like to publicly apologize to @NormRegular for hiring him as the new intro announcer and firing him 3 seconds later. He kindly reminded me that he's only saying what we're all thinking...LOL!

  7. 17/09/2021

    Kinky vs Nasty

    *NEW EPISODE ALERT* Have you ever wondered who wins in the Kinky vs Nasty battle? We sure have. So, County Trill and I sat down, plugged in and talked about it. But first we discussed this week's Porn Clip of The Week and oh boy!....It was an interesting one. What started out as a venture in watching the legend of Nina Hartley turned into an interesting viewing session of butt sex. Then we got into this week's topic: What does it mean to be kinky? Who is nasty? Are they one in the same? Can you be both? You're just going to have to hit the 'Play' button and figure out where you sit (or stand or get bent over) in this debate. And make sure to check out The Laptop Chronicles, Baltimore County Forever Podcast, and Read 'Em & Tweet on the Baltimore County Forever Podcast YouTube channel.

  8. 06/09/2021

    Tiny Kinky

    WE BACK BAY-BEEEEEEE! After an adventurous summer of WTF (at least for me) me and Country Trill are back in the lab talking all the shit in the world as only we can. This week's Porn Clip of The Week is from Alexis Tae. Hop on your favorite porn site and search for "Alexis Tae gets pounded" and watch this excellent anal extravaganza. After that we jumped into our topic in which we covered the fuckery that is happening over on OnlyFans and how the site owners seem to be chasing that bag and sacrificing the work of the sex workers and content creators that got them there and to that we say "Fuck Only Fans!" We covered a few more topics up to and including: my tolerance for pain, Dave Chappelle, and we touched on rim jobs. And for The Laptop Chronicles news network: Insure your porn! Shoutout to our fam Jobrsa the Based Juice Gawd and Gene the Smokey Meat Extraordinaire. Check out It's Pridestined the Podcast and the playlist pimp Liz, also tune in to the new series "Read 'Em & Tweet" featuring County Trill and Lauren! And as for Norm Regular...HOLY SHIT! He dropped a new EP titled "Seen A Re" (NormRegular.bandcamp.com) and the rap gawds have blessed us with a rap saint. NORM IS HERE TO SAVE HIP-HOP! So check out all of that and more on the Baltimore County Forever Podcast YouTube channel!

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(+18 and up) Getting to know the ins and outs of how you spend those precious personal time moments with your laptop

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  • Creator
    The Laptop Chronicles
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2022
  • Episodes
    64
  • Rating
    Explicit
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