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Lise and Sarah

Lise and Sarah
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We tried to be deep and mysterious but all we got was this silly little podcast  www.liseandsarah.com.au

  1. Turns Out The Perfect Husband Is A Ghost

    5 days ago ·  Video

    Turns Out The Perfect Husband Is A Ghost

    Lise has uncovered the greatest marriage hack the internet has ever discovered. A woman married to the ghost of a 300 year old pirate. Is a ghost actually the low-maintenance midlife partner women have been waiting for? And then, because this show has range, things take a genuinely beautiful turn with Oprah and Gayle’s 50-year friendship, friendship anniversaries, and why the women in your life are the real love story. And we didn’t believe a single person would send us anything in the mail. We were so wrong. From poems, to letters, to postcards and drawings, eat your heart out Agro. We’ve got Cartoon Connection up the wazoo here. The Fine Print: Send us something for the background! The address for fan mail, cards, post it notes and drawings is: Lise and Sarah Clearshot Digital Unit 3 / 421 Logan Road Stones Corner QLD 4120 Disco Club tickets are here! BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | SOLD OUT MELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=VENUE&ep=VENUE Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD on Apple Podcasts here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah) For Android users you can become a Goldie via Substack! The best way is to subscribe via your desktop computer here: https://liseandsarah.substack.com/ You can then connect your Substack to Spotify. Here’s how: How to listen to Lise & Sarah GOLD on Spotify Open your welcome email from Substack after becoming a paid subscriber. Scroll until you see the section about podcast listening options. Tap 'Listen in Spotify'. You’ll be prompted to connect your Spotify account to Substack. Follow the prompts and hit approve/allow. Spotify should then open automatically and Lise & Sarah GOLD will appear in your podcast feed. Hit follow - and you’re in. New GOLD episodes will now land in Spotify every Friday like a tiny emotional support package. If it’s not showing up: Make sure you’re logged into the same email/account you used to subscribe on Substack. Check your Spotify app is updated. Go back to the original Substack email and tap the Spotify link again. Still stuck? Visit Substack Support for help connecting your podcast feed to Spotify. Technology is humbling for all of us. We record at Clearshot Digital (https://clearshot.digital/) in Brisbane and they’re awesome

    35 min
  2. I Had A Wild Dream About My Boss And Now I Need To Resign

    20 Jun

    I Had A Wild Dream About My Boss And Now I Need To Resign

    If you’re prone to the Sunday Scaries, the dread of returning to work on a Monday, spare a thought for our Goldie who had had a wildly vivid sex dream about her new boss. She now cannot look him in the eye. Is it desire? Is it stress? Should she raise it in her 1:1? We investigate with all the scientific rigour of two women plugging “what does a sex dream about your boss mean” into ChatGPT. Speaking of dreams, we end up on Dane’s motorbike fantasy, which now includes slutty leather pants and long hair whipping in the wind. Please. Sometimes all a girl wants is Target tracksuit pants and a warm pub lunch. Show notes: The show phone is 0489 214 653  Want to become a Goldie? You get episodes every Friday that the free listeners don’t get. Subscribe either on Apple Podcasts here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah) For Android users, the best way is to subscribe via Substack, on your desktop computer here: https://liseandsarah.substack.com/ You can then connect your Substack to Spotify. Here’s how: How to listen to Lise & Sarah GOLD on Spotify Open your welcome email from Substack after becoming a paid subscriber. Scroll until you see the section about podcast listening options. Tap 'Listen in Spotify'. You’ll be prompted to connect your Spotify account to Substack. Follow the prompts and hit approve/allow. Spotify should then open automatically and Lise & Sarah GOLD will appear in your podcast feed. Hit follow - and you’re in. New GOLD episodes will now land in Spotify every Friday like a tiny emotional support package. If it’s not showing up: Make sure you’re logged into the same email/account you used to subscribe on Substack. Check your Spotify app is updated. Go back to the original Substack email and tap the Spotify link again. Still stuck? Visit Substack Support for help connecting your podcast feed to Spotify. Technology is humbling for all of us. Wanna party? Disco Club tickets are here! BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | SOLD OUT MELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=VENUE&ep=VENUE

    20 min
  3. The Great Umbrella Breakthrough

    18 Jun • Subscribers Only

    The Great Umbrella Breakthrough

    Lise has spent years refusing umbrellas on principle. This sends us into a full personality audit: Type A vs Type B, broken curtains we’re pretending not to see, one lonely working stove burner, renovation quotes that feel…too much…. and the nightmare of trying to get your parents to wear their hearing aids. Also: Gracie the Great Dane visits the office and makes her mark. Disco Club Tickets are here: BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | TICKETS https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 MELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=VENUE&ep=VENUE

    31 min
  4. Perth! Disco Club Is Coming For You!

    17 Jun

    Perth! Disco Club Is Coming For You!

    Perth, you yelled and we heard you After a spectacular amount of DM chaos, Disco Club is officially coming to Perth this December! And yes, it’s happening FAST. 🪩 Saturday 5 December 🪩 Metro City Perth 🪩 General public tickets on sale Friday 19 June at 11am Perth time. Want early access to tickets? There are TWO WAYS: But stuff that. Since you’ve read the show notes we’re gonna make it really easy. The Pre-Sale link is right here: https://mtix.me/discoclub Pre-sale is open from Thursday 18 June at 10am Perth time until Friday 19 June at 10am Perth time. You can still sign up to Disco Mail RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW (https://www.discoclub.com.au/) to get tips and other things, or get your pre-sale access that way! And Goldies: the pre-sale link drops in the Lise & Sarah Gold Facebook group tomorrow morning, but you’re ahead of everyone because you read this far down. Great job. Love that for you. Ok! Rally the troops, fire up the WhatsApp group, and we will see you on the West Side. Head to discoclub.com.au for tickets and all the details!

    6 min
  5. We’re Going Analogue, But It’s Really Bloody Hard OK?

    1 Jun ·  Video

    We’re Going Analogue, But It’s Really Bloody Hard OK?

    This week, we are becoming women who write handwritten notes instead of doom-scrolling at all hours. BUT IT’S HARD OK? Phones are addictive. Birthday cards require effort. But we must try! So we’re opening up fan mail for you to send. If you can pull yourself away from your phone that is. Also in this episode: Lise reveals the deeply unhinged French sock-folding rule that shaped her childhood Sarah names a Lise’s new dog. A listener named Luke asks for relationship advice after his wife derails their move to Australia for a Bruno Mars concert. Naturally, Sarah puts on her unqualified couples therapist hat and gets straight to work. Send fan mail, cards, post it notes, drawings, ANYTHING to Lise and Sarah’s Mail Bag Clearshot Digital 3/421 Logan Road Stones Corner QLD  4120 The Fine Print:  The show phone is 0489 214 653  You can now watch the show on Spotify, Youtube and Apple Podcasts. Just search for Lise and Sarah   Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah) Send us something for the background! The address for fan mail, cards, post it notes and drawings is: Lise and Sarah Clearshot Digital Unit 3 / 421 Logan Road Stones Corner QLD 4120 Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD on Apple Podcasts here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah) For Android users you can become a Goldie via Substack! The best way is to subscribe via your desktop computer here: https://liseandsarah.substack.com/ You can then connect your Substack to Spotify. Here’s how: How to listen to Lise & Sarah GOLD on Spotify Open your welcome email from Substack after becoming a paid subscriber. Scroll until you see the section about podcast listening options. Tap 'Listen in Spotify'. You’ll be prompted to connect your Spotify account to Substack. Follow the prompts and hit approve/allow. Spotify should then open automatically and Lise & Sarah GOLD will appear in your podcast feed. Hit follow - and you’re in. New GOLD episodes will now land in Spotify every Friday like a tiny emotional support package. If it’s not showing up: Make sure you’re logged into the same email/account you used to subscribe on Substack. Check your Spotify app is updated. Go back to the original Substack email and tap the Spotify link again. Still stuck? Visit Substack Support for help connecting your podcast feed to Spotify. Technology is humbling for all of us. We record at Clearshot Digital (https://clearshot.digital/) in Brisbane

    47 min
  6. The Formal Dress Registry And A Vasectomy Horror Story

    25 May ·  Video

    The Formal Dress Registry And A Vasectomy Horror Story

    Two things no one saw coming. Formal’s have lost the plot. Because now teenage girls are now bagsing dresses on Facebook like it’s the Met Gala seating chart. And can a vasectomy… undo itself? Because we hear from a listener whose husband became known as The Inseminator after not one but two post-vasectomy babies. Also: Lise has developed a full-blown fantasy about blowing up her life and moving into a tiny Paris apartment, and Sarah is suspicious of a French man named Ulyssez. Plus, Lise brings Sarah the “rule of three” for retraining your brain, and Sarah does everything in her power to remain .. untrained. Pls gaze upon Lise’s Paris Apartments here: https://www.instagram.com/lucierauschnabel?igsh=MWw1NGhlNGN5dzg2YQ== https://www.instagram.com/maison.sacrecoeur?igsh=MTkybnc2YWhydGcyeA== https://www.instagram.com/erinrjackson?igsh=N3R5dGw3Ym91M21y And here is the famous Ulyssez https://www.instagram.com/ulyssezachary?igsh=djJpdDNyd2htbmht   The show phone is 0489 214 653  The Fine Print:  Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah) For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.  How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)  • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in We record at the very excellent Clearshot Digital (https://clearshot.digital/) in Brisbane

    42 min

  7. 30 Apr • Subscribers Only

    Perfect Conditions Don’t Exist | Hard-Earned Business Lessons Part Two

    Part two of our hard-earned business lessons gets even more honest. From tech meltdowns that nearly broke us, to saying yes to jobs we absolutely should not have taken, to that one truly cursed piece of brand content we can never unsee. This is the messy, unfiltered reality of building something from scratch. We’re talking scrappy time, stupid confidence, friendship as a business strategy, and the one thing that actually matters more than anything else.

    28 min
  8. My Libido Has Left The Building...And I Don't Miss It

    23 Apr • Subscribers Only

    My Libido Has Left The Building...And I Don't Miss It

    This week, a deeply honest confession: one of our libidos has left the building. And instead of panicking… we're wondering if that might actually be normal. From ragey hormones and 2am insomnia spirals to the moment a doctor said “you’re exactly right,” it's a conversation between the sheets and behind the paywall!

    32 min
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