A*****e Animals, with Alice

Alice Vassallo
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Join Alice as she dives deeper into the world of animal behaviour, answering the question on everyone's lips: "Why is this animal SUCH an asshole?". Each week, she'll be joined by a different expert in the animal industry to discuss the reasons behind this behaviour and to swap hilarious stories and crazy facts about a chosen species. So, otter you waiting for? Tune in to this turtle-y hilarious monkey-business - you'd be a foal to miss it!

  1. 2025-12-23

    Episode 44 - Feral Hogs, with Vinny Thomas

    If you grew up in the 80s or 90s, you'll remember how much of an effect Hogamania had on young minds, the music, the violence, the smashing of chairs on someone's back...oh wait...okay, sorry guys - I might have meant HULKAMANIA. My bad. But! You can't spell Hulk Hogan without "hog". With Alice today to talk all things hog is the fabulous Vinny Thomas, who joins her to discuss what will become of Hogmerica, once the feral hogs have unionised and learned how to hunt humans in packs. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid. Our Charity of the Week is getting another shout-out today, as well as on a past episode: The Center of Biological Diversity, true eco-warriors that are battling on the front lines for clean air, clean water, and a livable environment for all.

    55 min

  2. 2025-11-25

    Episode 43 - Blue jays, with Max St John

    Are you a millenial with a slightly nihilistic take on life? Can't afford kids but bored of gaming and doom-scrolling on Hinge? Why not take up birdwatching? If you're over 30 and wanted to feel a semblance of excitement towards something that isn't generated by pixels on a screen, birdwatching is the hobby for you! Comedian and bird-acknowledger, Max St John, comes on this episode to talk about his experience with birdwatching in New York, and to discuss the "if you know you know" bird that all birdwatchers hate: Blue jays. Why are they the target of birdwatcher gossip, you ask? Well, jesus christ, I can't do everything for you - listen to the damn episode! Our charity of the week this week is the New York City Bird Alliance - safeguarding the Big Apple's birds and encouraging you all to get out and learn about them. Check them out at: www.nycbirdalliance.org for more info.

    53 min

  3. 2025-09-24

    Episode 42 - Koalas, with Dr Chloe Buiting

    Deep in the Eucalyptus forests of Australia, a fluffy grey creature dozes peacefully in the nook of a branch, blissfully unaware that across the world, a Zookeeper and amateur comedienne is determined to get to the bottom of whether or not Koalas are "a******s" or not. Thankfully for the small-brained Koala, they never will know. And you're not going to tell them...right? Joining Alice on her quest to find the truth is wildlife veterinarian, conservationist and Koala warzone resident - Dr Chloe Buiting. Listen as these two discuss Squirrel Monkey pickpocketing, Australian Magpie swooping, and Koala screeching. Our charity of the week this week is "Friends of the Koala" - a Koala Hospital in New South Wales putting any injured little guys back out into the bush. Check our their incredible work at: https://friendsofthekoala.org - and donate today if you love Koalas and want to save them!

    33 min

  4. 2025-07-22

    LIVE AT GLOBAL BIRDFAIR 2025 - Ticks, with Dr Sean McCormack

    Alright, so we may need to up our PR budget for this one...NO ONE is protesting on the side of Ticks. They are bitey, blood-sucky, gross-looking little creatures that look like they belong in a sci-fi movie...or are they? It just so happens that we managed to find an expert willing to put his reputation on the line to defend the tiny Tick - vet, conservationist and hilarious human Dr Sean McCormack, survivor of Lyme disease and lover of parasites. Join Sean and Alice at Global Birdfair 2025 as they educate not only the live audience, but listeners worldwide, about the importance of Ticks in our ecosystems, and some handy tips for preparing for Tick season! God bless you, Sean, you're doing God's work!

    19 min

  5. 2025-06-17

    Episode 41 - Iguanas, with Matt Lawrence

    What do you think you know about Iguanas? That they're big ol' Lizards that hang around Florida? That they make great emotional support pets for lonely spinsters? (Shout-out to Jub-Jub from "The Simpsons"). What if we told you that Iguanas are some of the most diversely located reptiles on Earth? What if we told you that they have the quiet dignitas of an animal that's achieved spiritual enlightment but have teeth that say "yeah, fuck around and find out, pal"? What if we mentioned that one species can hold their breath for 30 minutes underwater? Well, this is all the crazy shit you'd be missing out on if you DON'T tune in to this week's episode, featuring reptile-enthusiast and Iguana-nerd, the actor, the podcaster, the "Masked Singer"s: Matthew Lawrence! So hit play and prepare to appreciate the salad-powered sass of the Iguana.Our sponsor of this episode is the incredible Bristol Fungarium - giving you a little mushroom magic to help with that pesky ADHD or Anxiety! Give their products a whirl at: www.bristolfungarium.com Our Charity of the Week is the International Iguana Foundation - who are putting in the WORK to protect our scaly friends - find them at www.iguanafoundation.org.

    1h 3m

  6. 2025-05-27

    Episode 40 - White-Tailed Eagles, with Hamza Yassin

    It's difficult not to be jealous of Eagles, isn't it? Their giant wingspan, their majesty in the air, the gasps of wonder that follow them wherever they fly. The awe they strike upon us by simply existing in our skies is something to behold. And yet here we are - talking White-Tailed Eagles today... On the show to talk about his relationship with these majestic birds and to discuss his new book, which is CHOCK-FULL of cool animal facts, is wildlife photographer and honorary eagle himself, Hamza Yassin. Listen to this episode to hear about why we need Eagles and which animal Hamza considers an absolute a*****e... Our charity of the week this week is the fabulous Roy Dennis Wildlife Foundation - putting in the hard work to return White-Tailed Eagles to our skies. Find them at https://roydennis.org to hear more about their work. Our sponsors of the show today are the fabulous Bristol Fungarium, who have made mushrooms their business and are interested in helping you add some mushroom magic to your life! Check them out at www.bristolfungarium.com!

    37 min

  7. 2025-05-16

    Episode 39 - Dogs, with Hal Herzog

    We've really shot ourselves in the foot with this one, haven't we? What possible a*****e-rating could Alice give to man's closest animal companion? The Scooby to our Shaggy? The Gromit to our Wallace? The Hachiko to our...whoever Hachiko's owner was? We brought out the big guns for this one. Anthrozoologist Hal Herzog - who studies the relationship between Humans and Dogs, joins Alice this week as they've got perhaps the TOUGHEST job of all - deciding of how much of a dick Dogs can be... Care to find out what Dogs have to do with ghosts, Red Pandas and babies bottoms? Look no further. But hold your feelings tight, this may be a bumpy ride for Dog lovers everywhere! This episode is sponsored by the incredible Bristol Fungarium - who are doing their best to get you to your healthiest, with the help of mushroom tinctures! Find out more at www.bristolfungarium.com! Our charity of the week this week is the most wholesome and amazing group of folks, called Best Friends Animal Society - the troopers on the ground, helping to get the amount of pets killed in shelters down to ZERO! Check them out at: www.bestfriends.org!

    1h 9m

  8. 2025-04-29

    Episode 38 - Gators, with Ellen Weatherford

    If you're a Millenial, then chances are you grew up watching The Rescuers, so are somewhat traumatised by Gators, having watched young orphan Penny be tormented by Madame Medusa and her two, thicc pet alligators. But, this is reality, so we have important questions to address, the most pertinent being: "Are Gators actually assholes?", and to help Alice answer that question, we brought in native Floridian and the host of "Just the Zoo of Us" podcast: Ellen Weatherford! They’ll be diving into all the facts: their prehistoric backstory, their sneaky hunting strategies, their surprisingly tender parenting skills — and of course, their legendary ability to look completely harmless until they absolutely aren’t. So, are Gators swampy jerks that are keen to ruin your canoe trip? Or are they just misunderstood survival experts with a mouth full of teeth? Grab your floaties and maybe a helmet — let’s go wrestle with some gator facts!Our charity of the week this week is the brilliant and litigious: Centre for Biological Diversity, who are using the LAW to crack down on those destroying our planet. Find them at: https://www.biologicaldiversity.org/ and learn about the ways they're curb-stomping nature haters, in a lawful way. This episode of the podcast is sponsored by Bristol Fungarium - helping you bring a little mushroom magic into your life and your health routine, with their fabulous mushroom tinctures. Find out if mushroom tinctures are the right choice for you and your health needs at: www.bristolfungarium.com.

    1h 14m
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Join Alice as she dives deeper into the world of animal behaviour, answering the question on everyone's lips: "Why is this animal SUCH an asshole?". Each week, she'll be joined by a different expert in the animal industry to discuss the reasons behind this behaviour and to swap hilarious stories and crazy facts about a chosen species. So, otter you waiting for? Tune in to this turtle-y hilarious monkey-business - you'd be a foal to miss it!

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  • Creator
    Alice Vassallo
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2025
  • Episodes
    48
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Alice Vassallo
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    A*****e Animals, with Alice