A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Tom and Dan were once sitting in a hotel room in Daytona Beach, Florida where the air-condition didn't work, they were out of beer, and the cable only had 2 channels that came in static free. One of their friends suggested that they leave and attempt to find something better to do to which Dan replied "Why would we want to ruin a mediocre time?" If you were to ask "Tom and Dan" what the meaning of life is, they might tell you that there is none. Born from a feeling that nothing in life truly matters and that for the most part we're all surrounded by scumbags, "Tom and Dan" figured out that there's only one true constant in life; laughter. How did they come to that conclusion? It's all they have. You see, just like the mass majority of us, "T & D" have day jobs and it was at said day job where they cued in on the fact that some of the greatest laughs came at the end of the day. There's just something about the relaxed feeling of knowing that you have very little time left at work to put in. Maybe it's the "punch drunkenness" of still being at work; no one is quite sure. There they sat in their office, the door shut to their co-workers and management, only making each other laugh to the point of tears. Finally they realized that it might not be such a bad idea to roll tape on these conversations. Why not? They would be having them anyway, taped or not, and it was fun. Both of them come from rather lengthy broadcasting careers so setting up a home studio wasn't so hard to do. And with the addition of Ross, the consummate straight man and "News Dad", things got even more "mediocre." Broadcasting since 2009 has garnered a rather extensive following for "T & D" with loyal "scumbags" (as their listeners are affectionately known) checking in from all across the world. Hundreds of shows under their belts and winners of the Orlando Weekly's "Best of Orlando 2011" for "Best Kept Secret" reassures them both that yes…no one is listening! (Best Kept Secret? HA!)

  1. 2d ago

    888 - Nuttins Gon Change No One Does S

    A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan — Episode Notes Episode: 888 - "Nuttin's Gon' Change, No One Does S***" (Friday free show) Hosts: Dan, Tom | Guest: comedian Ross McCoy Sponsors / Ad Reads My Eternal Vitality (Dr. Powers) — opening segment, interview with Andrea Dennis about her weight loss (down ~30 of a 40-lb goal), hormone replacement therapy, and microdosing GLP-1s since March; plans to stop in Sept/Oct. Jeff's Bagel Run — plugging the new limited-edition cucumber dill cream cheese; free bagel for downloading the app. Hollerbach's German Restaurant (Sanford) — pitched as a venue for fantasy football drafts ($30/person: beer, pretzels, charcuterie, dedicated draft TV); also books their "Night's Hall" for parties/events. Bearcat (promo code BDM420) — cannabis product ad. Segment Rundown Cold open / ad — Andrea Dennis interview on HRT and GLP-1 microdosing (see above). Show open — Ross McCoy intro'd as guest; bit about Ross shaving/mowing the lawn in the heat. Business/announcements — Studio "pinball meet and greet" event coming up (very limited tickets, announced last-minute); Andrew (the "pinball dude") adding more machines; Pizza Bruno sponsoring food, White Claw sponsoring drinks; framed as a fundraiser for a new app/website they're building. Tangent: lambskin condoms — Riff sparked by mishearing "chic" as a brand name; potted history of the "Sheik" condom brand (named after the 1921 Valentino film, marketed for disease prevention since birth-control marketing was illegal), plus a long bit about what lambskin condoms are actually made from. Voicemail: cousin Gary (from Texas) — Dale's older brother; called in after hearing Dale had called the show. Reminisced about Dan's late father and uncle Doug ("the funniest f*****s ever"), said Dan looks/sounds more like Uncle Doug than his own dad. Dan reflects on losing touch with Virginia family after his dad died, and on reconnecting now. Gary left a callback number and invited a visit/get-together. Health aside — Dan discusses recent heart workup: calcium score of zero, clean echo, no chamber enlargement — good news after some health scares that have him "rethinking a lot of relationships." News: Amelia Earhart — Discussion of the Nikumaroro Island "castaway theory" (a freckle-cream jar and heat-damaged glass found near an old campfire site); Purdue University's Legacy Institute sending an expedition to the island October 7, chasing a satellite anomaly thought to be her Lockheed Electra. Tangent: unsolved mysteries — MH370, giant rich-guy experimental planes that vanish, Alcatraz escapees (the "Escape from Alcatraz" pair), Billy the Kid death theories, ancient/pyramid conspiracy stuff, DB Cooper, and a long detour into Jeffrey Epstein death conspiracy theories — including the viral story about an Epstein-linked email tied to a Fortnite account ("Little St. Jeff1") that resurfaced in released files. Coal-mining oddities — Time-Life "Mysteries of the Unknown" book bit (frog found inside a lump of coal, petrified tree stump found underground); Centralia, PA mine fire mentioned as a real, "solved" phenomenon (not a mystery, just still burning). News: cemetery "niche" robberies — Three Central Florida suspects at large for breaking into cemetery niches (small mausoleum lockers holding cremains) and stealing ~$30,000 in jewelry/valuables. Long bit ranking this on a "scale of crimes" (near the bottom, close to victimless). Reddit story tangent — A woman discovered her late mother's belongings (rare rock-photography prints of Skynyrd, Tom Petty, etc.) being resold at Orlando's Thrift Con after her storage unit was auctioned off; she's trying to track down the buyer. Break plug — Ross McCoy's comedy show, "What Do You Want From Us" Moe Comedy Jam at the Funny Bone, October 17; tickets on sale "early next month." Caller: "Concrete Mike" — Grave-robbing story from his younger days selling magazines with a traveling group; friends back home (while he was on the road) robbed cemetery mausoleums for jewelry to fund LSD, made national news, several went to prison. Segues into a long string of acid-trip stories (Twister movie premiere, Walmart at 2:30am, etc.). Discussion: leaving Florida — Sparked by a BDM (fan community) thread; framed around Jordan Foley's farewell show that night at Will's Pub (moving to a small town near Nashville). Debate over whether people who don't actually use Florida's beaches/outdoors amenities should just move somewhere cheaper; examples cited include Dan's niece Daisy moving to Georgia, and general "normal American" suburban living not being tied to location once remote work is factored in. House-demolition story — Dan describes watching a neighboring house get fully demolished by an excavator crew in 58 minutes; tangent into the "McMansion" trend replacing old Florida houses on his street, and permit rules requiring a percentage of original walls to remain standing. Wrap-up / plugs — Teased "big" announcements (a possible at-sea event and a land-based event) to be revealed on Monday's BDM show (fan membership show, sign up at tomandan.com). Sign-off. Key Dates / Plugs Mentioned Tonight: Jordan Foley's farewell show, Will's Pub (~6:30–7:30pm), before his move near Nashville, TN. Tomorrow: Real Radio poker tournament (Dan playing). October 7: Purdue-led expedition departs for Nikumaroro Island (Amelia Earhart search). October 17: Ross McCoy's "What Do You Want From Us" comedy show at the Funny Bone (tickets on sale early Sept). Monday: BDM (fan club) show — event announcements plus continued "Mysteries of the Unknown" book bit. Upcoming ("next week" as of recording): Studio pinball meet-and-greet, sponsored by Pizza Bruno and White Claw. Notable Guests/Callers Andrea Dennis — on-couch interview guest (weight loss/HRT segment). Ross McCoy — in-studio guest, Orlando comedian. Gary (cousin from Texas, Dale's older brother) — voicemail. "Concrete Mike" — phone-in caller with the grave-robbing/acid story. ### Website: https://tomanddan.com/ App: https://tomanddan.com/app Become a BDM: https://tomanddan.com/registration Merch: https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TomandDanLive Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/AMediocreTime Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tomanddanlive/ X: https://x.com/TomAndDanLive TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@tomanddanlive Reddit: https://reddit.com/r/tomanddan ACT RSS: https://feeds.libsyn.com/61976/rss AMT RSS: https://feeds.libsyn.com/18904/rss

    888 - Nuttins Gon Change No One Does S
  2. Aug 7

    887 - Hot Box the Rhino

    Friday Free Show with Ross McCoy and Drunky the Bear FWC closes the Sloth World case without charges despite 55 deaths Ex-T&D salesperson Matt Doolittle became Sloth World's marketing director Matt secured Orlando's only interview with owner Ben Agrasta Twenty-one sloths allegedly froze during a 2024 heater failure Plans called for 30-plus sloths in an unfinished I-Drive storefront Savannah warned Matt, but polished marketing made it seem legitimate Sloths traveled from Miami in a non-climate-controlled van Pete Bandre's expired AZA qualification and role as handler Ben pushed presales while construction and opening dates stalled Missing animal-care areas, luxury spending, guns, weed, and neglected pets Capybara World, hotel suites, and global expansion plans Conservation objections and Toucan Rescue Ranch withdrawing support Matt quit as unpaid workers and fundraising resembled a Ponzi scheme Rescued sloths kept dying despite Central Florida Zoo's expert care Ben's bankruptcy, missing corpses, hidden evidence, and FWC failures Orange County restrictions and Anna Eskamani's reform efforts Matt's merchandise donation and lifesaving Hummer-jump padding The Black Keys and Hot Tub and Mini Fridge parody Bearcat Blood Orange, BDM420, and possible legal changes New Cartecay River details correct the kayaking story A trapped grab loop and tight skirt prevented a wet exit Failed rescues, CPR, an airlift, and a full recovery Test kayaking gear, know CPR, and put people before equipment QVC declines while TikTok Live and Whatnot grow QVC's lack of delay captures an accidental "blow job" slip LJ mistakes Friday Free Show for ACT and gets hung up on The Friday Free Show's 17-year history and noon schedule Gray-haired women, Walking Dead characters, and zombie-sex jokes Ted Lasso's women's team, Roy Kent, and pandemic-era comfort Comforting consistency versus meaningful character growth Tuddle praises Ted Lasso after recommending A Serbian Film Aerial photos catch unpermitted pools, sheds, and unpaid taxes Flock cameras and protests over government surveillance Home cameras complicate complaints about constant monitoring Concrete Mike's meth-user road trip and sex-for-gas offer I-4 exits, Rob Zombie, "Dragula," and toothless oral-sex jokes The explicit call tests sponsor-friendly limits The Flatliners' "Stolen Valor" and Moe DeWitt disclaimer Cousin Dale reconnects with Dan by voicemail and live call Dan's name, his father's name, and Dansby's tribute middle name Losing both parents created distance from extended family Dennis reunions, railroad work, and tobacco-market roots Dan's father and Uncle Doug were mirror-image identical twins Twin telepathy, opposite hands, opposite hair parts, and Doug's perm Young Dan's camera phone and lifelong love-hate affair with technology Password rules, updates, and software problems become exhausting Separated twins share eerie careers, cars, pets, and spouse names Doug's Chrysler LeBaron and memories after Dan's father died Gringos Locos closes, threatening a graduation catering order Ross sells out Moe Comedy Jam in Tampa Moe Comedy Jam hits Orlando Funny Bone on October 17 Larry Fulford invites Dan to join What Do You Want From Us Beer festival meetings and more announcements Monday Trouble ending conversations and a 55-second salute per dead sloth ### Website: https://tomanddan.com/ App: https://tomanddan.com/app Become a BDM: https://tomanddan.com/registration Merch: https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TomandDanLive Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/AMediocreTime Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tomanddanlive/ X: https://x.com/TomAndDanLive TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tomanddanlive Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/tomanddan/

    887 - Hot Box the Rhino
  3. Jul 31

    886 - WifeCast & Jimmy

    BartTheRealtor.com sponsors the wife cast with Crystal Vann and Andrea Dennis Bart and Crystal offer experienced real estate help in Central Florida and beyond Party-wife debates lead to Cowboys line dancing, concerts, and Ocean Deck stories Robbie Williams denies cocaine fell from his nose during the World Cup final Amazon spending controls lead to a $9 fish glove for Maisie A mislabeled Amazon package delivers Tom a purple bodysuit instead of Splenda Tom's nervous denials, order history, and overexplaining make him look suspicious Kids respect YouTubers more than radio hosts; Maisie says Dan just talks Maisie's appetite, local-news obsession, game shows, and Ryan Seacrest opinions Swim-fin shopping moves from Dick's to cheaper options at Walmart Georgia open carry feels normal there but alarming in Orlando A man's arrest sparks debate over stereotypes, ethnic slurs, intent, and changing language Bearcat THC seltzer sponsors the show with code USA250 through July Crystal's second Bearcat causes an intense high with laughter, tears, and a racing heart Drinking limits, early bedtimes, intimacy signals, and handling rejection maturely THC tolerance breaks, microdosing, double doses, cottonmouth, and memory loss Housecleaners discover cannabis products, bottles, underwear, and Dan's 200 hats Long family showers, limited hot water, and Maisie's shower concerts Georgia plans include a huge discounted cabin, fishing, tubing, hiking, and ticks Airbnb cleanliness, personal pillows, and preferring to sleep at home Jim Colbert joins after Dan texts that he misses him Don Mealy Chevrolet sponsors Jim's segment after more than 10 years of support Jim discusses avoiding social media, preserving mystery, and saving family memories Self-promotion feels awkward while simple household videos perform surprisingly well Short-form content feels creatively empty and less durable than radio Jim remembers meeting 19-year-old Dan and bonding over Alice in Chains Rich Berner, Vinny Boombotzy, The Chronics, and Real Radio's early website Early radio used razor-cut tape, carts, printed memos, boomboxes, and sound-effect CDs Russ, Bo, and Dirty Jim learned talk radio from Jim Philips, Ron and Ron, and Stern Baseball teammates taught Jim the ball-busting humor that became his career Political talk, media diets, varied news sources, and careful fact-checking Claude, Copilot, and ChatGPT compared alongside AI privacy and creativity concerns Tinnitus, safe volume, Huey Lewis' hearing loss, aging, and losing lifelong passions Golf with Colby, jiu-jitsu, poker tells, and Dan's $300 Baldwin Park loss Jim's pocket Derringer leads to gun, restroom, and skinny-jeans talk Young Guns sparks a parenting debate about teens, nudity, and Gen X movies H.O.T.S., Up the Creek, Porky's, Bachelor Party, and video-store movie nights Real Radio's long-running lineup and uncertain next generation Media moves from tapes to streaming as theaters and studios decline Gen Z AI backlash, college booing, and online snark entering politics Data centers raise power, water, noise, property-value, and security concerns Gigascale AI facilities may need dedicated power or small nuclear plants Tariffs and unavailable US parts threaten affordable custom Monopoly games ### Website: https://tomanddan.com/ App: https://tomanddan.com/app Become a BDM: https://tomanddan.com/registration Merch: https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TomandDanLive Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/AMediocreTime Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tomanddanlive/ X: https://x.com/TomAndDanLive TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@tomanddanshow Reddit: https://reddit.com/r/tomanddan ACT RSS: https://feeds.libsyn.com/61976/rss AMT RSS: https://feeds.libsyn.com/18904/rss

    886 - WifeCast & Jimmy
  4. Jul 23

    885 - Days of Blunder

    Eternal Vitality gut-health testing ends decades of digestive pain and irregularity Anxiety, food allergies, and gut inflammation may be closely connected Dr. Powers builds personalized treatment plans from blood and allergy testing Hormone issues can block weight loss despite regular exercise Hormone replacement, microdosed GLP-1s, low testosterone, and TRT Free, judgment-free consultations with Dr. Powers Ross McCoy joins the Thursday-recorded Friday Free Show Celebrating massive bowel movements after fixing lifelong gut issues Cake's "Italian Leather Sofa" Vacation exhaustion, Colorado travel, and the North Georgia mountains A contaminated water dispenser and a faucet's dangling clear booger Anxiety triggered by every sigh, noise, and reaction from friends Friends who remove embarrassment from gross accidents Florida's dog days and the rush for one final summer memory Maisie watches "MasterChef," plans outfits, and puts Dad to bed Boys refuse to prepare for an eight-day Colorado trip Recognizing your worst traits in your children Max gets "Hamilton" tickets and practices Lafayette's fastest rap Lafayette, LaGrange, and France's role in American independence Ruining excitement by noting "Hamilton" lacks its original cast Attempting Busta Rhymes' fast verse from "Look at Me Now" The inherited accidental-d******d trait and need to be right Ruining Santa magic with unnecessary observations Brothers show love by relentlessly trolling each other Late-night kickball, pool baseball, and raising double Batmans Max melts down during a 16-3 birthday kickball loss White Claws, edibles, and exhaustion destroy adult kickball effort Solicitors, panhandlers, charity drives, and the power of a firm no Ignoring a Wawa solicitor before learning he recruited blood donors Dodging Girl Scouts, Publix donations, and grocery-store fundraisers Refusing escalating requests from a stranger at Hard Rock Tesla launches robotaxi service in Tampa and Orlando Tesla and Waymo battle for autonomous taxi dominance Personal robotaxis could turn parked cars into small businesses A Tom and Dan robotaxi could earn money while promoting the show Corporate lobbying may prevent owners from operating robotaxis Renting cars, yards, land, parking, and other idle property Turo, Zipcar, and life without personal vehicle ownership Autonomous-vehicle sensors, microwaves, and reheated pizza Russian Circles, Mastodon, and more metal for the show Streamline Mortgage Solutions watches for refinancing savings Jimothy the deformed raccoon becomes an overnight obsession Viral animal trends create merch, AI videos, and rapid burnout Clinton the tiny Jack Russell had Jimothy's spinal condition Cute and disabled dogs make powerful dating accessories Dog wheelchairs, mobility platforms, and skateboard travel in movies Orlando's homeless population increasingly uses e-bikes "Days of Thunder 2" brings Tom Cruise back as Cole Trickle Cole could mentor a young driver in a "Top Gun: Maverick" formula The Mello Yello car returns from a barn for one final race Old-school Cole battles simulators, AI, and modern NASCAR culture An autonomous race car could become the sequel's villain Tom Cruise and Jerry Bruckheimer produce with filming eyed for 2027 Nicole Kidman, Cary Elwes, and John C. Reilly remain unconfirmed Daytona, DeLand, local filming stories, and Tom Cruise's apple crate Honoring Robert Duvall's crew chief in the sequel Banana Ball-style NASCAR with costumes, dancing, and ordinary cars "Top Gun: Maverick" proves predictable stories can still work AI aircraft, data centers, and technology as future movie villains Brad Pitt's alleged plane abuse and estrangement from his children Brooklyn Beckham and Vivian Wilson reject famous family names Rich parents should listen to their children and lead with love "I'm Eight Brad Pitts" as a possible show title Tom Cruise's World Cup appearance draws pointless online outrage Katie Holmes' secret plan to divorce and escape Tom Cruise Scientology, hidden phones, attorneys, and an 11-day divorce settlement Tom Cruise reportedly has little relationship with Suri Fame, nonstop work, and the family cost of extreme success Mr. Rogers, NFL coaches, and absent fathers devoted to their careers Plans to discuss saving AM radio and listener voicemails HittinSkins offers promotional products near Camping World Stadium ### Website: https://tomanddan.com/ App: https://tomanddan.com/app Become a BDM: https://tomanddan.com/registration Merch: https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TomandDanLive Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/AMediocreTime Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tomanddanlive/ X: https://x.com/TomAndDanLive TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@tomanddanshow Reddit: https://reddit.com/r/tomanddan ACT RSS: https://feeds.libsyn.com/61976/rss AMT RSS: https://feeds.libsyn.com/18904/rss

    885 - Days of Blunder
  5. Jul 17

    884 - Talking Blood Butt

    •    Comedian Amy LaCour opens the Friday free show     •    Tom Segura and Christina P split, cancer rumors, and healthier divorce     •    Amy's Blue Mountains theme and second-favorite "Cour" jokes     •    Dracula's "Your Titties" song ending     •    Blue Ridge cabin trip with Florida Comedy Collective president Chandy     •    Babyland General, Mother Cabbage, elderly nurses, and Cabbage Patch nostalgia     •    Childhood toys, smells, Pound Puppies, and homemade knockoffs     •    AI helping reverse-engineer homemade toys     •    Hiking, fishing, grave sites, river time, and improved hip mobility     •    Comedy Collective retreat for grants, the website, and future planning     •    Relaxing vacations versus nonstop activities and wasted mornings     •    Manasota Key family trip and lukewarm hot springs in 27-degree weather     •    Tourist shops, small-town wandering, and red-sauce meatloaf     •    Fast walkers, slow groups, and moving too quickly to make memories     •    Last of the Mohicans waterfall, Hanging Rock, and fear of the woods     •    Emergency outdoor pooping and ancestral squat theories     •    Facebook clickbait fueling food scares and show content     •    Lake Howell and Lake Jesup blue-green algae warnings     •    Kissing a contaminated fish for $10 and waiting for symptoms     •    Algae exposure risks for adults and children     •    Recurring lumps, bloody stool, insurance, and avoiding doctors     •    New Transformers pinball machine from Pinball Dudes     •    Plus Tax song "Nauseous"     •    Hot Tub and Mini Fridge Morning Show parody     •    Amy LaCour's Shit Sandwich at Bull and Bush     •    Forgetting promotions, phone numbers, commercials, and recent events     •    Turning 50, fearing dementia, and feeling healthier than a decade ago     •    Stool talk, bloody-stool jokes, and "misinformation improv"     •    YouTube growth and confidently wrong discussions     •    Zoolander still holds up     •    "Mail-on-mail," drunken apologies, and EMWP's censored nickname     •    Forgotten drunken radio calls and Cabin preserving embarrassing audio     •    VHS, MiniDisc, and lost terrestrial radio recordings     •    Modern phones, cars, doorbells, cameras, and clouds recording everything     •    Snapchat screenshots and private photos shared through family accounts     •    Drinking alone, dinner invitations, threats, and performative masculinity     •    Adult dinner parties, oyster roasts, galas, and Batman-style formality     •    Meal-kit cooking with kids and interviewing guests about unusual jobs     •    Trump-sized suits and prank phone calls     •    Loud old-school fathers versus quiet, considerate parenting     •    Garage smoothies, clutter, and avoiding waking the family     •    Generational trauma and breaking inconsiderate fatherhood habits     •    Affection struggles, suppressed feelings, and spouse-dependent moods     •    Thoughtfulness, masculinity, and marriage as an equal partnership     •    Teaching children consideration and healthy relationships     •    Wayne Ivey, Wheel of Fugitive, and celebrity sheriffs     •    Elected sheriffs prioritizing publicity and reelection over qualifications     •    Grady Judd, Mike Chitwood, and theatrical law-enforcement branding     •    Outdated government rules and voters choosing familiar names     •    Concrete Mike's duck story and the classic "Duck Job" impression     •    Early internet comedy spreading through email and copied WAV files     •    Buzz Sutherland identified as the creator of "Duck Job"     •    Duck Job misattributed to Adam Sandler and Robin Williams     •    Tracking down Buzz Sutherland and why viral creators rarely profit     •    Studio heat, thermostat battles, and dad-style AC savings     •    Florida Comedy Collective open mics and shows     •    "Bring on the Psychics" song and trouble accepting compliments     •    Ocala-to-Cape Coral driving and Florida's unofficial 80-mph limit     •    South Florida traffic, dirt bikes, banshees, and ignored road laws     •    Baldwin Park e-bike crackdowns and kids doing endless wheelies     •    Late-night South Florida drive and passing troubled vehicles     •    Boat, RV, door, chain, and dragging-equipment travel disasters     •    Helping endangered drivers instead of filming them for clout     •    Semi-truck fire closing the Turnpike near Jupiter     •    Police redirecting traffic backward and through a median     •    Two-hour closure turning an 11 p.m. return into 1:30 a.m.     •    Maisie becoming obsessed with watching the news ### Website: https://tomanddan.com/ BDM: https://tomanddan.com/registration Merch: https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TomandDanLive Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/AMediocreTime Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tomanddanlive/ X: https://x.com/TomAndDanLive ACT RSS: 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    884 - Talking Blood Butt
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Tom and Dan were once sitting in a hotel room in Daytona Beach, Florida where the air-condition didn't work, they were out of beer, and the cable only had 2 channels that came in static free. One of their friends suggested that they leave and attempt to find something better to do to which Dan replied "Why would we want to ruin a mediocre time?" If you were to ask "Tom and Dan" what the meaning of life is, they might tell you that there is none. Born from a feeling that nothing in life truly matters and that for the most part we're all surrounded by scumbags, "Tom and Dan" figured out that there's only one true constant in life; laughter. How did they come to that conclusion? It's all they have. You see, just like the mass majority of us, "T & D" have day jobs and it was at said day job where they cued in on the fact that some of the greatest laughs came at the end of the day. There's just something about the relaxed feeling of knowing that you have very little time left at work to put in. Maybe it's the "punch drunkenness" of still being at work; no one is quite sure. There they sat in their office, the door shut to their co-workers and management, only making each other laugh to the point of tears. Finally they realized that it might not be such a bad idea to roll tape on these conversations. Why not? They would be having them anyway, taped or not, and it was fun. Both of them come from rather lengthy broadcasting careers so setting up a home studio wasn't so hard to do. And with the addition of Ross, the consummate straight man and "News Dad", things got even more "mediocre." Broadcasting since 2009 has garnered a rather extensive following for "T & D" with loyal "scumbags" (as their listeners are affectionately known) checking in from all across the world. Hundreds of shows under their belts and winners of the Orlando Weekly's "Best of Orlando 2011" for "Best Kept Secret" reassures them both that yes…no one is listening! (Best Kept Secret? HA!)

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