70 episodes

Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abi Thorn and Devon watch a different Bond film each fortnight in an attempt to give 007 the socialist, feminist upcoming he so richly deserves.

Kill James Bond‪!‬ killjamesbondpod

    • TV & Film
    • 4.9 • 30 Ratings

Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abi Thorn and Devon watch a different Bond film each fortnight in an attempt to give 007 the socialist, feminist upcoming he so richly deserves.

    Episode 32.5: The Mask of Zorro

    Episode 32.5: The Mask of Zorro

    We finally found it: a movie so horny that three trans people wasn't enough to properly discuss it. So we called in friend of the show and all three hosts of the show, Mattie Lubchansky!

    The film is Zorro, by the way. The 1998 antonio banderas one where a shirtless anthony hopkins whips out the flames of a candelabra and Devon has heart palpitations. Can you tell I'm caring less and less about the copy on these as time goes by?

    You can find Mattie at
    https://twitter.com/Lubchansky
    find their comics at
    https://thenib.com/
    and support them on patreon at
    https://www.patreon.com/Lubchansky

    Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond

    *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

     

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    • 10 min
    Episode 32: The Bourne Legacy

    Episode 32: The Bourne Legacy

    The Bourne Legacy is a perfect case study for what happens when a series is getting tired, so you bring in a new guy to breathe new life into it- and it really works! until the final half hour, where it's heroic attempt to reach out of the pile of slop, like Sandman in Spider Man 3 attempting to impose order on his constituent parts through sheer force of will, eventually fails and it collapses back into formless, meaningless Bourne-slop. Or something like that
     
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    *WEB DESIGN ALERT* 
    Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

     

    Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

    • 1 hr 12 min
    Episode 31.5: Flushed Away

    Episode 31.5: Flushed Away

    Alright look, I did an Abi on this one. I swear to god i remembered this one being okay. Instead, enjoy a slow descent into rat madness at the hands of Aardman's first (I havent checked if this is true) foray into a full CGI movie. It's about the great replacement. I won't elaborate on this




    Find the whole episode at our reasonably-priced patreon!
    https://www.patreon.com/posts/65969686
     
    *WEB DESIGN ALERT* 
    Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/
     


    Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

    • 9 min
    Episode 31: The Bourne Ultimatum

    Episode 31: The Bourne Ultimatum

    ・゚:  *✧・゚:* 𝒲𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒸ℴ𝓂𝓂𝒾𝓉 𝓉ℴ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓅𝓇ℴℊ𝓇𝒶𝓂? *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ 𝒲𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒸ℴ𝓂𝓂𝒾𝓉 𝓉ℴ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓅𝓇ℴℊ𝓇𝒶𝓂? ✧・゚: *✧・゚:*  ʷⁱˡˡ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵒᵐᵐⁱᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵖʳᵒᵍʳᵃᵐ  *:・゚✧*:・゚✧✧・゚: *✧・゚:*  𝒲𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒸ℴ𝓂𝓂𝒾𝓉 𝓉ℴ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓅𝓇ℴℊ𝓇𝒶𝓂? *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ ✧・゚: *✧・゚:*  *:・゚𝒲𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒸ℴ𝓂𝓂𝒾𝓉 𝓉ℴ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓅𝓇ℴℊ𝓇𝒶𝓂?✧*:・゚✧


     
    Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon!
    https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond
     




    *WEB DESIGN ALERT* 
    Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

     

    Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

    • 1 hr 21 min
    Episode 30.5: KJB Q&A 5 [TEASER]

    Episode 30.5: KJB Q&A 5 [TEASER]

    Well, it's that time again. We have finally killed the mother f****r, so we're doing an end-zone dance by answering your questions in retrospective about the 25 Bond films AND the 60ish episodes of Kill James Bond! Enjoy our unhurried and friendly discussion about how well Alice did at the live show, what our plans are for the future of KJB, and what our ideal Mamma Mia 3 would look like!

    This episode features Devon saying "I think if I tried I could probably figure out what Greek Fire was"

    Find the whole episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! 
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    *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

    Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

    • 10 min
    Episode 30: No Time To Die (KJB Live from Streatham)

    Episode 30: No Time To Die (KJB Live from Streatham)

    We finally did it. At 19:30 on the 8th of April, we slew the coward James Bond in front of an audience of 125 at the Streatham Space Project. This is the audio of that event.






    Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon!
    https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond
     




    *WEB DESIGN ALERT* 
    Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

     

    Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

    • 2 hrs 13 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
30 Ratings

30 Ratings

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