16 episodes

Podcast superstars and best friends Arden Myrin (Will You Accept This Rose?) and Bryan Safi (Attitudes!) are on a mission to KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF, GIRL with this hybrid improv comedy and chat show! Every week they talk hot pop culture gossip, world travel tips (like what the best city dump in the country is) and the cruel world of amateur tennis. Then as sexy singles, they take YOUR real dating stories and improvise them with a fabulous special CELEBRITY guest, ending in a reveal of how it actually went down. How close will they come to your real life dating story? And of course, they finish it with peanut butter cake recipes. Do you feel famous yet? Who are you wearing? NO AUTOGRAPHSPLEASE!

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    • Comedy
    • 5.0 • 69 Ratings

Podcast superstars and best friends Arden Myrin (Will You Accept This Rose?) and Bryan Safi (Attitudes!) are on a mission to KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF, GIRL with this hybrid improv comedy and chat show! Every week they talk hot pop culture gossip, world travel tips (like what the best city dump in the country is) and the cruel world of amateur tennis. Then as sexy singles, they take YOUR real dating stories and improvise them with a fabulous special CELEBRITY guest, ending in a reveal of how it actually went down. How close will they come to your real life dating story? And of course, they finish it with peanut butter cake recipes. Do you feel famous yet? Who are you wearing? NO AUTOGRAPHSPLEASE!

    "Arden and Bryan's Redemption Tour!" w/ Lauren Lapkus

    "Arden and Bryan's Redemption Tour!" w/ Lauren Lapkus

    The love of Arden and Bryan's friendship life, as well as their arch baking nemesis (aka "The Root of All Evil"), Lauren Lapkus returns for the finale episode of NAPS season one!  The Hero's Journey began with a disparaged peanut butter mug cake!  Will the fame seeking twins win over (not neglected child) Lauren's heart (AND STOMACH!) as they go for a perfected round two PBFit desert? Or will they crash and BURN!?  All that plus a date at GOOP KITCHEN! Gladyss the Orc Mother!
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    • 1 hr 5 min
    “Moines De Moines Iowa” w/ Lauren Ash

    “Moines De Moines Iowa” w/ Lauren Ash

    Is your job CLOWN? Are you a ghost that braids horse mane? Then you’ve come to the right place! This week the supremely talented and hilarious Lauren Ash (“Superstore,” “Not Dead Yet”) talks the untrustworthiness of birds, crow funerals and of course, peanut butter powder. Plus a romantic date at Starbucks! One iced Canadian latte to go please!
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    • 1 hr 4 min
    "Spit It & Get It!" w/ Sam Pancake

    "Spit It & Get It!" w/ Sam Pancake

    Grab your Porsche backpacks and get into this! This week, the tender gift of the clown is brought to you by the hilarious, dashing, and whip-smart Sam Pancake (“Search Party,” “A Million Little Things.”) We talk how we should have residencies at sex clubs, how many times we can say Kimberly Akimbo, what to do when faced with a donut wall, plus we go on a picnic date! And cake, honeys, cake!
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    • 1 hr 16 min
    "The Boxcar Children!" w/ Nicole Byer

    "The Boxcar Children!" w/ Nicole Byer

    Glamorous Comedy SUPERSTAR Nicole Byer (Nailed it! Grand Crew) joins Arden and Bryan to chat ANGRY ELEPHANTS!  VIN DIESEL!  and TAKING MONEY FROM YOUR SIBLINGS!  Are you ready to fall in love with a man named Birdy who stole the Declaration of Independence for the purposes of laminating it? Well LOOK NO FURTHER than THIS MADNESS!  Can these two orphan racoons/ aspiring bakers win over the host of Nailed It! with their infamous PBfit Peanut Butter Mug Cake??? TUNE IN TO FIND OUT!
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    • 1 hr 7 min
    "If You Don't Look Your Worst, How will You Look Your Best?" w/ Charles Rogers

    "If You Don't Look Your Worst, How will You Look Your Best?" w/ Charles Rogers

    Hi dearest hearts! This week, Arden and Bryan are joined by the cool-hot-hip-fun-funny Charles Rogers (co-creator of "Search Party.") We talk community theatre and its highs and lows (which are also highs), then we go on a date to Chili's (finally!); and, naturally peanut butter cake! What will Charles give it? Search THIS party to find out! 
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    • 54 min
    "Hot Air Balloon Sextacular!" w/ Stephanie Allynne

    "Hot Air Balloon Sextacular!" w/ Stephanie Allynne

    Stephanie Allynne (The L Word, One Mississippi) joins Arden and Bryan for a non-stop episode of hot dates!! She's so hot she dates HERSELF in the improv portion! This episode has it ALLLLLL HUNNNAY alpha theater kids, runaway helium balloons, open robes!!! If you think YOU got bullied in high school- THINK AGAIN KITTY CATS- because Stephanie has a story for YOU! Call the press! Do your contouring! Sit back and CHILLLLLAX!
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    • 56 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
69 Ratings

69 Ratings

Philippe! ,

If you love yelling, you will love this

Hope this gets a season 2!!

jessakmcc ,

Absolute Chaos

I don’t know *what* this podcast is, but it turns out it fills a podcast content hole I didn’t know I had. It’s nothing and it’s everything. I never want it to end.

Is That Normal ,

Best Ever

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