9 episodes

Have you ever wondered what is the best cult? The best film scene with Henry Rollins in it? No? That's okay, because The Rankems have no real answers. They only have completely subjective and arbitrary decisions made on the fly with little to no consideration. We aren't professional rankers, but we should be!

The Rankems Ashley Pringle and Clarissa DeCoste

    • Comedy Interviews

Have you ever wondered what is the best cult? The best film scene with Henry Rollins in it? No? That's okay, because The Rankems have no real answers. They only have completely subjective and arbitrary decisions made on the fly with little to no consideration. We aren't professional rankers, but we should be!

    Wilderness Girls

    Wilderness Girls

    It's hard enough surviving in our world as it is, but can you imagine living out in the woods? Just eating grubs and dirt all day? Trying to make a TV or computer out of rocks and old tin cans? Neither can The Rankems, so we look into the lives of those who have lived in the wild, and then we harshly judge the character of each of them, knowing full well we wouldn't last 5 minutes out in the untamed wilderness.

    • 1 hr 20 min
    Afterlives

    Afterlives

    What happens when we die? Where do we go? The Rankems definitely don't know, but we do know which afterlife scenarios are the coolest, and we bring that knowledge straight to you, our loyal viewers!

    • 59 min
    Tremors Deaths

    Tremors Deaths

    It's a well known fact that classic 90s Kevin Bacon thriller Tremors is the best movie of all time, and both of The Rankems are in full agreeance on this point. The only question now is, who were the best characters who died in Tremors? You'll be relieved to know that in this episode The Rankems finally answer this question!

    • 1 hr 13 min
    Zombie Lands

    Zombie Lands

    What counts as a zombie, and what movies count as zombie movies? The Rankems decide on a set of rules to guide us through these difficult questions, then abandon them as soon as they find them inconvenient!

    • 1 hr 19 min
    Bonus Ranks Minisode

    Bonus Ranks Minisode

    The Rankems bring you a steaming fresh pile of bonus ranks! Little bite-sized ranks for you to snack on. Tiny ranks that you can fit in your pocket and carry with you forever.

    • 55 min
    Creation Myths

    Creation Myths

    Every culture has its creation myths, but which creation myths do The Rankems prefer? Featuring a surprising amount of muskrats!

    • 1 hr 19 min

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