We Will NOT Play DnD

Dawn Somewhere
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Four friends struggle to get through their weekly roleplaying campaigns together.

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  1. EPISODE 1

    Unstoppable Momentum, Part 1

    Welcome to Unstoppable Industries! Home of the Unstoppable Force, one of the most famed and respected superhero teams in the United States. Headquartered in the proud city of New Jerseydelphia, they just so happen to be looking for a new member, and our very own Elvis has managed to ace the interview process.

    20 min

  2. EPISODE 2

    Unstoppable Momentum, Part 2

    Every man is mortal, and no man is truly an unstoppable force. Whether by old age, a secret weakness, or the copyright expiring on their public appearance, at some point a hero must die. This is the night that bell tolls for Captain Momentum, and with him follows the death of an entire era.

    15 min

  3. EPISODE 3

    Unstoppable Momentum, Part 3

    Grieving comes in steps, so they say, but it also takes various forms and elevates certain priorities above others. When the death of a friend occurs at a company, the company kind wind up impacting what sorts of grieving are most acceptable or most prioritized.

    21 min

  4. EPISODE 4

    Unstoppable Momentum, Part 4

    Even with Captain Momentum lost to the world, villainy and crime still happens, and it's up to the Unstoppable Force to intervene. Unfortunately, without a man impervious to bullets and physical harm to back the effort, the whole thing requires a lot of finesse that our heroes may not be quite in the practice of using.

    20 min

  5. EPISODE 5

    Unstoppable Momentum, Part 5

    The team signs on with the government to learn what they can about the weapon which ends all super heroes, and it provides an important lead on who they should be talking to in order to catch Mercury. Meanwhile, one major advantage to reformed villainy is being in contact with current villains, who can keep you in touch with the ongoing developments of the underground.

    17 min

  6. EPISODE 6

    Unstoppable Momentum, Part 6

    Unstoppable Industries moves to officially declare a new head of the superhero field crew, and naturally it's politics from top to bottom. Freeze Frame is the company's favorite, as the other candidates are too new, or have way too many open files with the HR department. Though the company logic is there, one has to wonder if an ego the size of Kimon's can really be okay with it.

    17 min

  7. EPISODE 7

    Unstoppable Momentum, Part 7

    Good police work is rarely done from the barrel of a gun - that sort of thing is for emergencies. Ergo, good super hero work follows the same rules. Just because it's possible to use laser vision or throw a car into the sun, that doesn't mean you can really stop crime by doing so. Good super hero work means identifying the crime, gathering evidence, and following the rules. Usually.

    18 min

  8. EPISODE 8

    Unstoppable Momentum, Part 8

    You can't just wait for crime to happen and then go punch it down. If any crime of that caliber happened off, no city would survive. Instead, there's a lot of concern about budget, the amount of work being done, and who's doing it.

    17 min
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Four friends struggle to get through their weekly roleplaying campaigns together.

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  • Creator
    Dawn Somewhere
  • Episodes
    190
  • Seasons
    17
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © 2021 Greg Hoffman
  • Show Website
    We Will NOT Play DnD

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