America Is Perfect!

Gabbie Watts

Soon, it will be illegal to criticize the United States of America. So, let’s get ahead of our prison camp sentences and patriotically and totally seriously declare...AMERICA IS PERFECT!! Former American Filth host Gabbie Watts does a deep-dive on the Perfect people and events that have shaped our Perfect nation. Because as we know, nothing bad has ever happened in America! Support the show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/AmericaisPerfect

Episodes

  1. Al Gore (And the 1996 Telecommunications Act) Is Perfect!

    2 APR

    Al Gore (And the 1996 Telecommunications Act) Is Perfect!

    Thank you, Al Gore, for inventing the internet and consolidating media!!!

    21 min
  2. Newt Gingrich Is Perfect!

    24 MAR

    Newt Gingrich Is Perfect!

    Did you known Republicans aren't lizard people in disguise but Newt people?? Thanks to Newt Gingrich, America is absolutely perfect because back in 1990. he was the one who gave the Republican party a new voice.

    30 min
  3. Lewis and Clark Is Perfect!

    14 MAR

    Lewis and Clark Is Perfect!

    Lewis and Clark! These boys never did anything wrong! SOURCES: https://anthropology.indiana.edu/research/publications/the-myth-of-syphilis-the-natural-history-of-treponematosis-in-north-america.html https://www.science.org/content/article/medieval-dna-suggests-columbus-didn-t-trigger-syphilis-epidemic-europe https://www.sciencemuseum.org.uk/objects-and-stories/history-syphilis-part-1#the-roots-of-syphilis https://www.jstor.org/stable/20612203 https://franceshunter.wordpress.com/2010/03/23/love-in-the-afternoon-syphilis-and-the-lewis-clark-expedition https://www.hnn.us/article/did-stephen-ambrose-sanitize-meriwether-lewiss-dea https://daily.jstor.org/the-mysterious-death-of-meriwether-lewis/ https://www.oregonhistoryproject.org/articles/historical-records/death-of-meriwether-lewis/ https://npshistory.com/publications/natr/c-v13n2-1999-1.pdf https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/meriwether-lewis-mysterious-death-144006713/&sa=D&source=docs&ust=1762801541058237&usg=AOvVaw3KcAUua6DxbfyiMwToUpdK

    30 min
  4. The Powell Memo Is Perfect!

    14 MAR

    The Powell Memo Is Perfect!

    In 1971, lawyer and future Supreme Court justice Lewis Powell wrote the blueprint for where we are today! Sources: The Hidden History of American Oligarchy by Thom Hartmann Democracy Awakening by Heather Cox Richardson https://www.jstor.org/stable/43307910?read-now=1&seq=4#page_scan_tab_contents https://www.jstor.org/stable/43881576?read-now=1&seq=1#page_scan_tab_contents https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lewis_F._Powell_Jr. https://scholarlycommons.law.wlu.edu/powellmemo/ The Memo: https://scholarlycommons.law.wlu.edu/powellmemo/1/

    13 min
  5. "Quiet, Piggy!" Insulting The Press Is Perfect!

    22/11/2025

    "Quiet, Piggy!" Insulting The Press Is Perfect!

    Yesss, Supreme Leader Trump strikes again with a clever retort that sent the press home going wee wee wee! Visit Patreon.com/AmericaIsPerfect for more podcasts!

    19 min
  6. The Trailer Is Perfect!

    SEASON 1 TRAILER

    The Trailer Is Perfect!

    Welcome, Perfect Americans! Here's the Perfect trailer for a new comedy and politics show. Soon, it will be illegal to criticize the United States of America. So, let’s get ahead of our prison camp sentences and patriotically and totally seriously declare...AMERICA IS PERFECT!! Every other Friday, former American Filth host Gabbie Watts does a deep-dive on the Perfect people and events that are shaping our Perfect nation. Because as we know, nothing bad ever happens in America! And if you want more....you can listen to the companion show America Is Perfect! THE PAST , where, you guessed it, Gabbie dives into the people and events of yore who shaped our Perfect past. That show is available on Patreon for a small donation. Here's the link to that.

    2 min

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Soon, it will be illegal to criticize the United States of America. So, let’s get ahead of our prison camp sentences and patriotically and totally seriously declare...AMERICA IS PERFECT!! Former American Filth host Gabbie Watts does a deep-dive on the Perfect people and events that have shaped our Perfect nation. Because as we know, nothing bad has ever happened in America! Support the show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/AmericaisPerfect

Information

  • Creator
    Gabbie Watts
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    6
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © Smile Girls Productions 2025
  • Show Website
    America Is Perfect!
  • Provider

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