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Welcome to Hwat?! Hweekly!! A weekly talk show wherein Joe updates Finlay on the interesting things that she missed last week because she is always in her studio.

7 HR AGO • THE SECRET MENU ONLY

62: Temporegulatory Doom Loop

Unsung Typing Heroes! Toothy Rock! Troll Report! GigaMoon! Bennu Update! Gay Sheep! Nerd Win! Octopus followup! Lord Robare wants to help! Grandpa Pie! Writer's wives: https://publicdomainreview.org/essay/typing-for-love-or-money/ Tooth Rock: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c7v0ev05mdjo Giga Moon: https://cosmicbackground.io Bennu update: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/stbcn0QB6C0 Gay Sheep: https://rainbow-wool.com Nasgul: https://youtu.be/Qxq1bMy4XVg?si=TTFSPc6jcpvP47hX Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra Woodard Leave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.com Follow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweekly Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.social Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/ Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners

1h 15m
16 FEB • THE SECRET MENU ONLY

61: Norwegian Cheaters

Dark Matter Center?! Moonrace! Problematic Norwegian! More Problematic Norwegians! Problematic Norwegian Words! Tiny non-norwegian robots! Blanket Octopuses?! The Rise of the Sea Walnut! Dark Matter Center of the Galaxy: https://ras.ac.uk/news-and-press/research-highlights/dark-matter-not-black-hole-could-power-milky-ways-heart Mars Pivot: https://www.space.com/astronomy/moon/a-city-on-the-moon-why-spacex-shifted-its-focus-away-from-mars Norway's Main Character: https://defector.com/adulterous-norwegian-biathletes-appeal-denied Small Cows: https://pandarosaminiatureranch.com Blanket Octopus Pics: https://divernet.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/9-Opened-Blanket-Octopus-female-ANZ-1-of-1-scaled-1-1024x683.jpg https://spcdn.shortpixel.ai/spio/ret_img,q_cdnize,to_auto,s_webp:avif/octonation.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Blanket-Octopus-Tremoctopus-.gif https://assets.iflscience.com/assets/articleNo/80008/aImg/85121/blanket-octopus-male-vs-female-meta.png Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra Woodard Leave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.com Follow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweekly Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.social Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/ Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners

1h 7m
9 FEB • THE SECRET MENU ONLY

60: Tree Big. Squirrel Frozen.

Norwegian tragedy! Unfortunate Positive AI News! Tubes! Snakes in Wrong Places! Deep Mines! Dwarves and Zombies! Frogs! The David of Buffalo! Big Dog! Tree Big! Squirrel Frozen! 20204 YR4 Update! Big Dog Video: https://youtube.com/shorts/NJOiINRtmbc?si=bIxbqIlx5F9pllAD Pando Tree Pic: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pando_%28tree%29#/media/File:FallPando02.jpg Pando Tree Surface Area: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pando_%28tree%29#/media/File:Pando_Land_Mass_Outline.jpg Medieval Frogs: https://www.medievalists.net/2025/10/medieval-frogs/ Floating Aluminum: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/unsinkable-metal-discovery-could-build-safer-ships-and-harvest-wave-energy/ Train Snakes: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/snakes-on-a-train-king-cobras-may-be-riding-the-rails-in-india/ Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra Woodard Leave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.com Follow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweekly Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.social Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/

1h 12m
2 FEB • THE SECRET MENU ONLY

59: Deputized Junior Scientists

These mushrooms are smurfed. Spurious Correlations! Advice! Drunkoons! Yo Ho a Cybertruck! IMAP Update! Afrikaans Tongue Twister Reveal! Poetry Corner! Veronika! Smurf Inducing Fungus: https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20260121-the-mysterious-mushroom-that-makes-you-see-tiny-people Spurious Connections: https://www.tylervigen.com/spurious-correlations Drunk Raccoon: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy8jnxxm70jo.amp Poetry Corner: https://poets.org/poem/tincture Veronika the Cow: https://youtu.be/3rX1dx8HpL0?si=jclaEzZ34iEWS8Z9 Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra Woodard Leave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.com Follow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweekly Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.social Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/

1h 2m
26 JAN • THE SECRET MENU ONLY

58: Not Horse Eating Size

STORMWATCH! Balloons? Pomelo season is upon us! IMAP! Adventures in ADHD! Ogres! Dire Wolves! Happy horse accidents! Dire wolf skull wall:https://imgs.search.brave.com/axkZJkz81-1mYEovchjUAc6tCEJk7jhqfI73hxDhUmg/rs:fit:860:0:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly91cGxv/YWQud2lraW1lZGlh/Lm9yZy93aWtpcGVk/aWEvY29tbW9ucy8w/LzBiL0RpcmVfV29s/Zl9Ta3VsbHNfTGFf/QnJlYV8yMDA1LTA4/LTAxLkpQRw The Cry Cry Horse:https://news.cgtn.com/news/2026-01-12/From-a-stitching-mistake-to-viral-hit-Meet-the-Cry-Cry-Horse--1JRZlzzI1t6/p.html Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra Woodard Leave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.com Follow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweekly Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.social Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/ Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners

1h 7m
22/12/2025 • THE SECRET MENU ONLY

57: Finlay Plays the Whole Song Because She Knows What's Good for You

NYPL Year in Review! https://lithub.com/these-are-the-books-new-yorkers-checked-out-of-the-library-the-most-this-year/ Public domain preview! https://web.law.duke.edu/cspd/publicdomainday/2026/ Great news from Brazil: https://www.medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2024.02.19.24301010v1 Octotongue: https://www.threads.com/@oceangeneration/post/DRWeQo4AvBM/another-day-another-fun-ocean-fact-octopuses-use-their-tongue-like-a-little MRSA Killing: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-32117815 One Night In Bangkok: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgc_LRjlbTU One Night in Bangkok but make it medieval: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3jHv0GZB9U The Bonnie Banks of Loch Lamond: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOa0O1-2w5E Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra Woodard Leave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.com Follow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweekly Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.social Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/

1h 21m
15/12/2025 • THE SECRET MENU ONLY

56: Richard Dreyfus' Backyard in Close Encounters

Formula 1 Part 3! Fire sooner? 3D Windpipe! Penguin legs? There is no Dana, only Zuul. ADHD-Off! The truth about Puffins. Broke bridge? The Williams F1 Babypod: https://www.bbc.com/news/business-40481095.amp Early Fire: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/ancient-humans-were-making-fire-350-000-years-earlier-than-scientists Thomas Danbo Vid: https://youtu.be/v4aF_qtwh0Y?si=OPZBflWUAIo6Qt6e Penguin leg example: https://blog.nwf.org/wp-content/blogs.dir/11/files/2011/03/penguin-that-leaps1.jpg Floating Penguin Example: https://static.vecteezy.com/system/resources/previews/008/108/556/large_2x/humboldt-penguin-floating-on-its-back-free-photo.jpg Zuul: https://www.latimes.com/science/sciencenow/la-sci-sn-dinosaur-ghostbusters-zuul-20170509-htmlstory.html Godzilla's Best Friend: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anguirus 3D Windpipe: https://www.sciencefocus.com/news/breakthrough-3d-printed-organ-windpipe Spring Puffin: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlantic_puffin#/media/File:Puffin_%28Fratercula_arctica%29.jpg Rest-of-the-year Puffin: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horned_puffin#/media/File:Horned_Puffin_RWD1.jpg Puffin Shedding Beak: https://www.pbase.com/lightrae/image/118177251 Hammersmith Bridge: https://nickmaini.substack.com/p/hammersmith-bridge

1h 8m
08/12/2025 • THE SECRET MENU ONLY

55: And I've Met Rocks

Formula 1 saves lives! Plague Volcano! Tooth? In my eye? The Story of Felicia. Laser Loon! Balloon Duel! Pencil loss! Lodge Dogs! Chessmen! Let's help our South African correspondent! The Amazing Lewis Chessmen: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lewis_chessmen# Do not click this if you don't want to see the tooth in eye surgery: https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/tooth-in-eye-surgery-canada-1.7470626 Laser Loon: https://www.mprnews.org/story/2024/02/13/laser-loon-lives-on-through-new-st-paul-library-cards Balloon Duel: https://www.geriwalton.com/a-french-balloon-due/ Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra Woodard Leave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.com Follow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweekly Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.social Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/

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Welcome to Hwat?! Hweekly!! A weekly talk show wherein Joe updates Finlay on the interesting things that she missed last week because she is always in her studio.