The Therapy Crouch

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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. 8 hr ago ·  Video

    America Shocked Peter & Abbey... We Couldn't Believe It!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined for another hilarious chat as they dive into the emotional rollercoaster of parenting, from the kids' dramatic new haircuts to realising they're picking up more Scouse than ever before. The gang also discuss bizarre sleep talking, Peter opens up about dealing with nasal polyps during his football career, and the surprising realities of being best man at a wedding. Later on, the conversation turns to smart homes, whether technology is making family life easier or harder, and the culture shocks of travelling around America, from enormous food portions to tipping etiquette. As always, there's plenty of laughs, relatable parenting moments and honest conversations along the way. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 02:20 The Kids' New Haircuts 10:50 They've Gone Full Scouse 17:00 Sleep Talking Confessions 18:15 Peter Opens Up About Polyps 24:40 Why Being Best Man Is So Hard 32:05 Are Smart Homes Worth It? 34:00 Kids, Phones & Old School Games 38:30 American Culture Shocks 40:55 US Food Portions & Tipping Debate 53:30 What We'll Talk About Next Week To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  2. 5 days ago ·  Video

    Abbey Calls Out Peter's Labour Behaviour, Naked Mishaps and Are Men More Vain Than Women?

    On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in New York for another chaotic Ask Me Anything, and this week's questions spark conversations that go absolutely everywhere. The pair kick things off by joking about being reunited after travelling, with Abbey admitting she's officially decided she can't cope with single parenting, while Peter cheekily negotiates a "week on, week off" arrangement. One listener asks Abbey for advice ahead of giving birth, leading to an honest chat about their own labour experiences, planned inductions, epidurals and the one thing Peter kept doing that drove Abbey absolutely mad while she was stuck in hospital. Peter also attempts to explain oxytocin... with predictably disastrous results. Elsewhere, the pair react to one of the funniest listener confessions yet, involving a very drunk son, the wrong bedroom and an unforgettable wake-up call that had everyone in stitches. Plus, Abbey and Peter weigh in on whether having loads of mirrors in your bedroom is a genuine relationship red flag, debate whether men are actually more vain than women, and Abbey exposes Peter's bizarre habit of practising his golf swing completely naked after getting out of the shower. If you want to submit an Agony Ab or Ask Me Anything question to the podcast, hit the link below: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD... 00:00 - Welcome back to another NYC Ask Me Anything 00:35 - Abbey admits she doesn't want to be a single parent 01:02 - Peter jokes about week-on, week-off parenting 01:38 - Listener asks Abbey for labour and birth advice 02:20 - C-section vs natural birth and preparing for labour 02:52 - Peter completely misunderstands oxytocin 03:24 - Did Peter help... or annoy Abbey during labour? 03:40 - Why all of their births were carefully planned 04:12 - Abbey explains why football dictated delivery dates 04:34 - Peter's biggest labour wind-up revealed 05:06 - Nando's, pizza and making a starving Abbey jealous 05:28 - Peter praises Abbey after giving birth 06:12 - Would Abbey have another baby? 06:34 - Sienna Miller, older mums and Rice Krispies jokes 06:46 - Listener's hilarious drunk son confession 07:05 - Climbing into mum's bed completely naked 07:32 - The missing phone makes the story even worse 08:13 - Abbey and Peter react to the unbelievable confession 08:52 - Is having loads of bedroom mirrors a red flag? 09:18 - How long is too long to stare at yourself? 09:46 - Abbey admits her brother loves his reflection 10:10 - Are men actually more vain than women? 10:41 - Love Island, gym culture and mirror habits 11:00 - Peter's hilarious opinion of himself 11:15 - Abbey exposes Peter's naked golf swing routine To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram:   / thetherapycrouchpodcast   TikTok:   / thetherapycrouch   Website:https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter   / petercrouch   For more from Abbey   / abbeyclancy   Our clips channel    / @thetherapycrouch-clipsch-om9dy   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  3. 21 Jul ·  Video

    Abbey & Peter REUNITE In New York! Airport Mistake, Matt Healy Tattoo & An UNFORGIVABLE Wedding Snub

    On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are FINALLY back together — this time recording from the middle of New York City after weeks apart — but the reunion gets off to an unforgettable start. Abbey reveals the nightmare journey that almost stopped her family from making it to the US after an ESTA mistake at the airport. Things only get worse when Sophia accidentally says the one word you should never mention to American immigration officers, whilst an abandoned suitcase causes panic in passport control, their driver gives up and leaves without them, and Abbey ends up in tears after one disaster after another. Meanwhile, Peter shares what it was like returning to the England camp during the World Cup to receive his Legacy Cap from Harry Kane, while the pair compare life in Portugal and New York, discuss why Americans might just be the friendliest people in the world, and debate whether Gas has picked up a suspicious new accent. Elsewhere, a listener uncovers a bizarre Peter Crouch football collectible, Gaz explains how he ended up getting tattooed by Matty Healy from The 1975 in a Los Angeles sports bar, and Peter reveals that somewhere out there a fan still has his signature as a tattoo. Plus, Abbey and Peter tackle two Agony Abs: one listener who's devastated after being excluded from her partner's best friend's wedding, and another asking whether long-distance relationships can ever really work. After spending weeks apart themselves, the pair have plenty to say... If you want to submit an Agony Ab or Ask Me Anything question to the podcast, hit the link below: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD... 00:00 - Abbey and Peter are finally reunited in New York 00:52 - Peter reflects on the World Cup and his Legacy Cap 02:20 - Abbey says goodbye to her rescued kittens 02:45 - The ESTA mistake nearly ruins the trip to America 03:22 - Sophia almost gets into serious trouble at US immigration 04:12 - Why saying "gun" at airport security causes panic 05:02 - The abandoned suitcase sparks fears 06:15 - Watching England at the World Cup abroad 07:05 - Recording The Therapy Crouch in noisy New York 07:53 - Abbey praises the Heathrow staff member who saved their trip 09:05 - Peter's favourite American cities and friendliest people 11:18 - The best food they've eaten in New York 12:50 - Abbey reveals the Crouchy football doll their kids completely destroyed 16:08 - Gaz reveals his Matty Healy tattoo story 17:45 - Peter someone has his signature tattooed on someone 18:54 - Agony Ab: Not invited to your partner's best friend's wedding 20:23 - Abbey and Peter debate whether the wedding snub is acceptable 21:13 - Long-distance relationships put to the test 22:17 - Abbey and Peter admit distance brings out the worst in them 23:20 - Why their relationship only works when they're together 24:07 - The episode ends with playful bickering and declarations of love To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram:   / thetherapycrouchpodcast   TikTok:   / thetherapycrouch   Website:https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter   / petercrouch   For more from Abbey   / abbeyclancy   Our clips channel    / @thetherapycrouch-clipsch-om9dy   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  4. 16 Jul ·  Video

    Our Favourite Moments From Summer 2026 So Far - Portugal Edition!

    This week we’re bringing you a little compilation of some of our favourite moments from Summer 2026 - all during Abbey & Peter’s family holiday to Portugal! Stay tuned as we’ll be back soon with your regular Therapy Crouch shenanigans… If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD... Episodes included: You Had Fun: Now You’re In Trouble… Relationship Truths Get REAL  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQXcITXFeSw Abbey Calls Out Peter’s Non-Stop Holiday Behaviour In Portugal! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfxR78w6QoU World’s Worst Job_ ‘I couldn’t got the toilet for THREE DAYS!!’ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pENZHKXhnMk Conspiracy Theories Get WEIRD! Flat Earths, AI Takeovers and Robot Birds! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7PxDjJeD9g Peter Gets DESTROYED By Pensioners! Abbey Exposes His Portugal Tennis Disaster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEhTgxrWgDM “You Can Shove Your Puppies…” Portugal AMA Gets Wild! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUBGRR48YzY Stag Do Confessions, Relationship Boundaries and Abbey’s House Obsession! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KkGi-adA_U To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter: https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey: https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  5. 13 Jul

    A quick word from The Therapy Crouch...

    On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter gives a brief update on the status on the show as England continue to proudly march on into the semi-finals of the FIFA World Cup 2026! Sadly this means no therapy this week... sorry fans! We'll see you next Tuesday! (And as a thank-you for your patience, a greatest hits episode will be wheeling it's way to you shortly!) If you want to submit an Agony Ab or Ask Me Anything question to the podcast, hit the link below: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram:  / thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok:  / thetherapycrouch Website:https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter  / petercrouch For more from Abbey  / abbeyclancy Our clips channel  / @thetherapycrouch-clipsch-om9dy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  6. 9 Jul ·  Video

    Bedroom Fantasy Fails, wild Drunken Stories & Are Peter and Abbey Moving To Portugal?

    On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another Ask Me Anything, still separated by thousands of miles with Peter in LA covering the World Cup and Abbey holding the fort in Portugal. The pair catch up on just how much they're missing each other, reveal when they'll finally be reunited, and answer the question everyone keeps asking about whether Portugal is now officially home. Abbey also shares the latest update on her rescue kittens, including her slightly unconventional attempt at communicating with their mum by learning "cat language"… much to Peter's amusement. Meanwhile, Peter recounts one of the most ridiculous American food challenges he's ever seen, involving a giant sandwich, a professional eater and a technique that genuinely turns his stomach. Elsewhere, the pair offer advice to one listener struggling to make friends in their twenties, discuss whether friendships naturally become easier later in life, and explain why men and women approach making plans so differently. There's also a hilarious relationship dilemma after one listener's romantic fantasy exercise ends with perhaps the least romantic response imaginable, before the episode descends into complete chaos with one of the funniest drunken confessions ever sent into the podcast. From mystery poos around the house to Peter revealing one of his mate's all-time worst drunken moments, it's a finale you'll never forget. If you want to submit an Agony Ab or Ask Me Anything question to the podcast, hit the link below: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD... 00:00 - Welcome to another Ask Me Anything 00:41 - Abbey gives an update on the Portugal rescue kittens 01:28 - Abbey explains her "cat language" blinking technique 02:49 - Peter can't stop laughing at Abbey's cat communication 03:56 - Peter's unexpected FaceTime with a random little boy 04:49 - Peter's busy World Cup schedule and Mexico trip 05:12 - How much they're really missing each other apart 06:00 - Peter shares what life in LA has actually been like 06:47 - The ridiculous American food challenge 08:14 - The professional eater who demolished the giant sandwich 09:07 - Listener asks if the family has moved to Portugal for good 10:40 - Peter and Abbey reveal their plans to return to the UK 11:07 - Agony Ab: Is it harder to make friends in your twenties? 13:39 - Peter and Abbey explain how friendships change with age 15:00 - Why men and women make plans so differently 16:42 - A listener's romantic fantasy completely backfires 17:47 - Abbey gets called out over her own fantasy confession 18:55 - A listener admits she's dreamed about Peter and Abbey for years 19:49 - Peter recommends the TV series everyone is talking about 20:33 - The most unbelievable drunken confession ever sent in 21:16 - Mystery poos, coffee tables and total disbelief 22:14 - Peter admits he's witnessed similar drunken disasters 22:57 - "My mate p!ssed on his mum once…" 23:32 - Why drunken toilet accidents happen so often 24:18 - Final goodbyes and counting down until they're reunited To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram:   / thetherapycrouchpodcast   TikTok:   / thetherapycrouch   Website:https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter   / petercrouch   For more from Abbey   / abbeyclancy   Our clips channel    / @thetherapycrouch-clipsch-om9dy   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  7. 7 Jul ·  Video

    Knob Shopping, Renovation Chaos & Abbey and Peter Face Their Biggest Parenting Challenge Yet…

    On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are back together from opposite sides of the world, with Pete still in Los Angeles covering the Club World Cup while Abbey holds down the fort in Portugal... and it's fair to say long distance is still bringing plenty of chaos. The pair kick things off by catching up after time apart, with Peter showing off his questionable LA haircut before the conversation quickly spirals into expensive celebrity barbers, World Cup stories and Abbey receiving an unexpected history lesson on Maradona's infamous "Hand of God". Elsewhere, Abbey opens up about a brand new parenting challenge as the couple navigate life with a 15-year-old daughter and the reality of teenage boys beginning to appear on the scene. They also tackle one listener's noisy partner, another whose role play was completely derailed by an overly committed builder delivering a full loft conversion quote, and revisit the legendary "lingerie crab" story after the couple write back with a surprising update... and some very happy news. There's also a fiery renovation debate as Peter discovers more surprise bills arriving for their new house, admits his only contribution has been choosing the boilers, and accuses Abbey of going "knob shopping" without him. Plus, Peter reflects honestly on life after professional football, why he rarely plays anymore despite still loving the game, whether they've already "peaked" in life, and why finding new passions has become more important than ever. If you want to submit an Agony Ab or Ask Me Anything question to the podcast, hit the link below: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD... 00:00 - Intro 01:00 - Peter explains why every footballer ends up with the same World Cup haircut 02:25 - Expensive LA barbers 03:15 - World Cup excitement and talking about Kane’s goal 04:05 - Peter tells Abbey the full story of Maradona's infamous "Hand of God" 06:55 - Parenting worries begin as Abbey opens up 08:00 - The realities of teenage girls and navigating dating as parents 10:05 - World Cup moments and England excitement 11:00 - Peter's Weekly Whine: surprise renovation bills keep arriving from home 12:20 - Boilers, driveway lights and why Peter feels left out of designing the house 13:25 - Knob shopping 15:10 - Peter reveals the only part of the new house he actually wants control over 16:25 - Listener update: the famous "lingerie crab" mystery finally gets solved 18:15 - Engagement news after one of the podcast's strangest ever listener dilemmas 19:20 - Peter wearing women’s clothes and the conversation gets ridiculous 20:00 - Abbey's Love Island lookalike and Gaz’s invitation to a Fourth of July LA pool party 22:00 - Agony Ab: what do you do when your boyfriend is a bedroom screamer? 24:45 - Long distance life and why this week's episode became a catch-up instead 26:10 - Former athlete struggles: does Peter still miss playing professional football? 28:00 - Peter admits football frustrates him now and explains why he rarely plays 29:00 - Finding new passions through golf and life after football 30:00 - Have Peter and Abbey already "peaked" in life? An unexpectedly honest discussion 32:30 - Agony Ab: role play goes too far when a builder starts quoting for a loft conversion 34:00 - Peter pitches his own role play ideas... including an LAPD officer 35:10 - Wrapping up after another long-distance catch-up filled with chaos To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram:   / thetherapycrouchpodcast   TikTok:   / thetherapycrouch   Website:https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter   / petercrouch   For more from Abbey   / abbeyclancy   Our clips channel    / @thetherapycrouch-clipsch-om9dy   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  8. 2 Jul ·  Video

    Hall Passes, Pregnancy Rows & Why Peter Threw Sausages Out The Window

    On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are back for another Ask Me Anything, still navigating long distance with Pete in LA and Abbey in Portugal, and the chaos starts almost immediately... The pair kick things off with a debate about breaking news alerts, why the news is always so depressing, and whether the world desperately needs a "good news" channel instead. They then dive into a listener dilemma about moving out to the countryside, discussing teenage independence, parenting guilt and why neither of them would let their own kids walk anywhere alone these days. Elsewhere, Peter and Abbey take a nostalgic trip back through their favourite childhood games, with Peter somehow admitting he left Abbey lying injured during a family game because he had to get back to the tree first! There's also a hilarious discussion about celebrity hall passes after one listener accidentally named Abbey as his, before Peter and Abbey reveal their own celebrity crushes and debate whether hall passes should even exist in a marriage. The couple also revisit one of their most infamous relationship rows involving wild boar sausages, pregnancy cravings and the "World's Best Prawn Sandwich", while another listener's dishwasher loading complaint sparks a surprisingly passionate debate about household chores and who actually knows the "correct" way to do them. Plus, Peter becomes obsessed with the idea of growing vegetables like David Beckham, the pair dream about making homemade soups and chimichurri from their future garden, and one listener's romantic evening is completely derailed by... a sourdough timer. There's also a heartfelt moment as Peter and Abbey send their love to listener Mark during his chemotherapy treatment, before ending the episode with a genuinely touching long-distance goodbye that reminds everyone just how much they miss being together. If you want to submit an Agony Ab or Ask Me Anything question to the podcast, hit the link below: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD... 00:00 - Intro and bizarre opening conversation 00:28 - Ask Me Anything begins from LA and Portugal 00:53 - Breaking news interrupts the podcast 01:38 - Why the news is always so negative 02:18 - Family dilemma: move house or stay rural? 03:14 - Parenting guilt and giving teenagers independence 04:14 - Would they let their own children walk alone? 04:51 - Childhood games and playground nostalgia 05:43 - Hide and Seek, Bulldog and forgotten classics 06:15 - The new game everyone became obsessed with 06:56 - Peter leaves Abbey injured to win the game 07:20 - Celebrity hall pass dilemma from a listener 08:09 - Abbey and Peter reveal their celebrity crushes 09:12 - Hall pass rules and where the phrase comes from 10:43 - Emotional message for listener Mark during chemotherapy 12:18 - Pettiest reasons for ending relationships 13:05 - The pregnancy sausage argument returns 14:05 - The "World's Best Prawn Sandwich" disaster 15:10 - Abbey admits she ghosted someone on a date 16:18 - Peter's "dance van" pronunciation gets roasted 17:42 - Dishwasher loading wars between couples 18:40 - Peter's only official household chore 19:18 - David Beckham's vegetable garden inspires Peter 20:18 - Dreaming about home-grown food and batch cooking 21:20 - Romance interrupted by sourdough bread 22:10 - Parenting and trying to find time together 23:20 - Peter's least sexy relationship moment 24:18 - Bread making vs romance debate continues 25:02 - Sweet long-distance goodbye and family appreciation To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram:   / thetherapycrouchpodcast   TikTok:   / thetherapycrouch   Website:https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter   / petercrouch   For more from Abbey   / abbeyclancy   Our clips channel    / @thetherapycrouch-clipsch-om9dy   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  • Channel
    Marvellous
  • Creator
    Tall or Nothing
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2026
  • Episodes
    307
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Therapy Crouch
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