Rude Tales of Magic

Bucket of Milk
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Rude Tales of Magic

In this improvised narrative role playing podcast, come and join artists, writers, and comedians from Adult Swim, Cartoon Network, Comedy Central, Marvel Comics, and more as they fight and fumble their way across the madcap, and exceedingly rude, fantasy wasteland of Cordelia. Branson Reese and his jester's retinue, Christopher Hastings, Carly Monardo, Tim Platt, Joe Lepore, and Ali Fisher star as a group of unlikely survivors (a talking crow, a lich in a wig, a bubbly fawn, a Sasquatch punk, and a tiefling hunk, specifically) who must solve the mystery of Polaris University's vanishment and return balance and higher education to their world. It's going to be very hard and very, very, rude.

  1. 1 DAY AGO

    You've Got Nail

    As our heroes prepare to enter the Mosquito Temple in search of God's Blood, we turn to a darker corner of these creepy caves. Agrigenta (Carly Monardo) and Studio Ghibli (Joe Lepore) remain trapped in the Neon Black after killing the popular band Containment, but will a mysterious creature known only as "Ranger" (Tim Platt) be able to rescue them? Or does a stranger newcomer (Branson Reese) have other ideas??

    55 min

  2. 12 NOV

    A Light Snack

    Alt Title: Somebody's Going to Emergency, Somebody's Getting their Light Eaten

    52 min

  3. 29 OCT

    Blood Tales of Depravity III: A Graveyard Smash

    ...And so it was foretold, when the clock struck October and that first chill was felt on the wind, when children would gambol about in foolish costumes begging for treats, and Rude Tales of Magic would have a third release week in a month, that they would pause their beloved ongoing narrative (Nethermurk: In Theaters Now!), and turn their tales from Rude...to BLOOD. When three of New York City's most craven monsters: The Invisible Man (Tim Platt), The Abominable Snowman (Joe Lepore), and Boo Berry (Christopher Hastings) finally score invites to the biggest party of the year- THE MONSTER MASH- finally their dreams of meeting cool people can be realized. But will they hold onto their invites? Or will the twisted mind of Branson Reese keep them from the greatest Halloween of their lives??

    1h 30m

  4. 15 OCT

    A Nice Dead City On A Lake

    Just when they think they've escaped the forest of carnivorous plants, the gang finds themselves in a tiny echo-pocket of air surrounded by a freezing lake full of *gulp* sharks! Will they ever reach Culicidan, City Con Carne? Or are they quickly devoured by sharks and most of this episode is just looping lake wave sound effects? Listen to find out!

    1h 2m

  5. 1 OCT

    Bush Did It

    Our Heroes travel upwards. But in some cruel twist of fate, only greater dangers await them?? Dang! I thought they were already through the vexing obstacles!!!

    1h 14m
  6. Tim Platt's TEETH LIKE BEAK: SNEAK BEAK

    25 SEPT · BONUS

    Tim Platt's TEETH LIKE BEAK: SNEAK BEAK

    This clip contains a sneak peak of my debut comedy album TEETH LIKE BEAK out 9/30. If you're interested, please pre-save on Spotify or pre-order on iTunes! If you're in the NYC area, Tim's doing an album release show/party at Littlefield on 9/30! You can get tix and more info at https://www.eventbrite.com/e/tim-platts-jokes-about-animals-album-release-party-tickets-1003620384587?aff=erelexpmlt

    10 min

  7. 17 SEPT

    Catechism and Containment (with Special Guest James Adomian)

    Mamma Mia! We turn from our heroes' journey to train our narrative eye to another side of the thrilling world of Nethermurk. Following the Dark Elves' capture of peaceful Wingslip, Elfiscuri agents Agrigenta Salumeria (Carly Monardo), Vocal Monument (Tim Platt), and Studio Ghibli (Joe Lepore) attempt to use two VIP prisoners- CONTAINMENT's own Kevin (Branson Reese) and G.G. Containment (James Adomian). But will these two hardcore rockers go gently? Or will things get a bit...uncontained??

    1h 15m

  8. 3 SEPT

    The Secret of the Hot Dogs

    Have you ever wondered: what is inside a Hot Dog?

    56 min
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About

In this improvised narrative role playing podcast, come and join artists, writers, and comedians from Adult Swim, Cartoon Network, Comedy Central, Marvel Comics, and more as they fight and fumble their way across the madcap, and exceedingly rude, fantasy wasteland of Cordelia. Branson Reese and his jester's retinue, Christopher Hastings, Carly Monardo, Tim Platt, Joe Lepore, and Ali Fisher star as a group of unlikely survivors (a talking crow, a lich in a wig, a bubbly fawn, a Sasquatch punk, and a tiefling hunk, specifically) who must solve the mystery of Polaris University's vanishment and return balance and higher education to their world. It's going to be very hard and very, very, rude.

Information

  • Creator
    Bucket of Milk
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2024
  • Episodes
    135
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2023 Rude Tales of Magic
  • Show Website
    Rude Tales of Magic

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