Terminally Online

Terminally Online

Hosts Hannah and Tori bring you stories from the deep corners of the internet, discussing trends, memes, and niche drama.

  1. 20 FEB

    Episode 103: Dawson's Mansion

    This week we say RIP to Jesse Jackson, Robert Duvall, and James Van der Beek… and in the latter case, examine some potentially questionable online fundraising activities! Also, makeup guru TikToker Mikayla Nougerria breaks some big news you’ll want to sit down for, and we delve into the VERY deserved cancellations of Urban Rescue Ranch and Chibi Reviews. Let’s get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: Time to lock in, I have the morning in the morning, invasive heterosexuality, the new Bridgerton, and ye olde Tumblr comics. Follow us on Twitter: @term_online_pod Email Us: terminallyonlinecorvid@gmail.com

    49 min

  2. 4 FEB

    Episode 102: There Goes the Algorithm

    This week more Epstein files get released, TikTok changes for the worse, Sydney Sweeney starts a lingerie line, and Hasan Piker (take a shot!) finds a new audience on YouTube after a temporary Twitch ban. Let’s get into it!! Other topics of discussion: names that end in s, it’s my turn now bitch, Spiritfarer, and The Message by Ta-Nehisi Coates. Follow us on Twitter: @term_online_pod Email Us: terminallyonlinecorvid@gmail.com

    53 min

  3. 25 JAN

    Episode 101: I Will Trauma Bond Us All Right Now

    This week Zohran installs bidets, the button girl doesn’t need to explain herself, an AI “artist” is charting on Spotify, the real performance art is the AI slop we eat along the way, and the looksmaxxing loser brigade hits Miami. Let’s get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: I want a divorce, Denmark supremacy, the Brennan Lee Mulligan crossover we’ve been dreaming of, and fun things to say when you’re at the end of your rope.   Follow us on Twitter: @term_online_pod Email Us: terminallyonlinecorvid@gmail.com

    44 min

  4. 31/12/2025

    Episode 100: Keeping It 100

    This week we celebrate our 100th episode!!  A number that feels fake but here we are. Join us as we revisit the podcast’s origin story, highlight our best moments, acknowledge our worst takes, and unpack the collective fever dream that was 2025.  We also make extremely confident predictions for 2026 that will almost certainly age poorly. Let's get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: ugh earnestness GROSS, the return of cat ASMR, the game Dispatch, and a TikToker who fosters dogs. Follow us on Twitter: @term_online_pod Email Us: terminallyonlinecorvid@gmail.com

    56 min

  5. 11/11/2025

    Episode 99: Hopecore Lives

    This week democratic socialist Zohran Mamdani wins the NYC mayoral election!! Also: Dick Cheney dies (rest in piss!), Olivia Rodrigo takes a stand against ICE, and Mr Beast plans to open a theme park in… Riyadh? Sure, why not. Let’s get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: inshallah, single issue voting, Connecticutters, 67, and Jorts the cat. Follow us on Twitter: @term_online_pod Email Us: terminallyonlinecorvid@gmail.com

    53 min

  6. 21/10/2025

    Episode 98: Absolute Cinema

    This week the No Kings protests made a big splash, the NYC mayoral race debate sparked some memes, chic crime is back with an old-fashioned jewelry heist at the Louvre, DHS spread lies about a minor on Twitter, and a Scottish lass goes viral for faking an entire pregnancy and child. Let’s get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: whiny piss babies, antifa flashbacks, the chicest crime, the new Pokemon game, and celebrity TikTok comments.   Follow us on Twitter: @term_online_pod Email Us: terminallyonlinecorvid@gmail.com

    1h 2m

  7. 08/10/2025

    Episode 97: The Life of a Shadow Banned Girl

    This week Taylor Swift releases a new album and it really is…something! We discuss all the hot takes: Charli XCX beef! Questionable lyricism! Potential song plagiarism! AI usage for promo videos! Plus, comedians attending the Riyadh Comedy Festival get online backlash and University of Washington students chase out a Nazi disruptor. Let’s get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: chopped, CTE by proxy, leave Olivia Rodrigo alone!!!!!!!!!, a Fortnite streamer interviews Gavin Newsom, and the last words of Jane Goodall.

    53 min

  8. 22/09/2025

    Episode 96: If You Listen to This, You Are Gay Lmao

    This week Charlie Kirk gets killed by memes (?), we can’t believe we have to defend Jimmy Kimmel, one YouTuber ends up in the middle of a revolution in Nepal, and apparently the Rapture is coming (according to TikTok). Hoo boy, what a time for us to return from hiatus. Let’s get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: mouth noises, summering in Italy, PTSD dog, camo pants, and new music artist Victor Jones.  Follow us on Twitter: @term_online_pod Email Us: terminallyonlinecorvid@gmail.com

    54 min
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Hosts Hannah and Tori bring you stories from the deep corners of the internet, discussing trends, memes, and niche drama.

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  • Creator
    Terminally Online
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2026
  • Episodes
    103
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Terminally Online
  • Show Website
    Terminally Online

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