The Hake Report

James Anton Hake

Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network. thehakereport.substack.com

  1. Can't Keep Up with Internet Drama | Trump Intervened. Morrissey. DC March. | HAKE Mon 7/6/26

    15 hr ago

    Can't Keep Up with Internet Drama | Trump Intervened. Morrissey. DC March. | HAKE Mon 7/6/26

    Trump’s call re: World Cup red card. History heroes: Morrissey. Old Nintendo game called “Xenophobe.” “Marginalized” group (Hake’s word) marched in D.C. Industrialization & U.S. history. The Hake Report, Monday, July 6, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:04:07) Push your weight around, Trump! ⚽️ * (0:09:16) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 Hake tee * (0:10:59) Brady: CLICK 📞 * (0:11:21) Jermaine: MJ “Chicago,” bird viral; A/C Willis Carrier 📞 * (0:18:18) Brady sharing history. Credit to the President. 📞 * (0:31:44) “Generality(?) Pancho Villa” per Brady’s friend Mike * (0:33:23) Terri: Morrissey 📞 * (0:47:34) Jeff: “Xenophobe” NES game. 📞 * (0:53:39) Bad Red Card call reversed, Thx Trump * (0:56:51) Superchats & shoutouts 💰 * (1:00:28) Shoutout: Internet closing down: DC march? * (1:07:00) Mit: Clan Petrie, living around the world 📞 * (1:22:34) William III: 250 flag. Respect. 📞 * (1:26:42) William: Industrialization factor in Civil War * (1:34:00) William: Texas, working arms, Birthright Citizenship * (1:41:32) Last Superchats... USA Fourth 💰 * (1:43:18) Jerry: I’m beta 📞 * (1:53:01) Ronnie agrees with Kavanaugh 📞 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/6/hake-mon-7626 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/6/jlp-mon-7626 – VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Fix | BitChute | Odysee PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1hr 54min
  2. Independence Day with Bigg Bump 🇺🇸 | Immigration, U.S. History, Sephora | Hake Fri 7/3/26

    3 days ago

    Independence Day with Bigg Bump 🇺🇸 | Immigration, U.S. History, Sephora | Hake Fri 7/3/26

    CO-HOST: Bigg Bump returns. Happy Independence Day! Analysis: 1965 immigration act to “reshape” America. Civil War & U.S. history. Sephora & Walmart store “quiet hours.” The Hake Report, Friday, July 3, 2026 AD 🇺🇸 Bigg Bump: x.com/bigg_bump | instagram.com/bigg_bump | youtube.com/@biggbump | truthsocial.com/@BIGG_BUMP | soundcloud.com/bigg-bump | rumble.com/user/BiggBump TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Intro / Disclaimer * (0:03:00) About Bigg Bump * (0:07:03) MAGA is America First, to me. * (0:09:27) Topics: Immigration Act, Sephora, Boyle Heights fire * (0:15:54) Mit/Australia: My friends in Middle East 📞 * (0:22:52) Mit: Don’t worry. * (0:28:09) Michael rapping. Sir Wilfred Laurier. Jean-Marie Le Pen. 📞 * (0:38:09) Le Pen; 1965 Immigration Act * (0:55:20) Immigration: “Unintended Consequences” * (1:03:12) Top Three Men * (1:07:47) Daniel: U.S. Civil War history 📞 * (1:28:35) Sephora quiet hours for neurodivergent 💰 * (1:36:04) Superchats 💰 * (1:39:15) Eric: Correcting Erika 💰 * (1:43:39) Last Superchats 💰 * (1:44:13) Popcorn: Would you...? French Canadians 💰 * (1:50:11) Greggatron! 📞 * (1:52:30) Josh: Victor Willis RIP 📞 * (1:54:05) Brady: It’s about 1776! Why are we talking about...?! 📞 * (1:54:56) Outro 👋 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/3/hake-fri-7326 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/3/jlp-fri-7326 – VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Bigg Bump’s topics: 1: Fifty Years On, the 1965 Immigration and Nationality Act Continues to Reshape the United States Destroy not “Reshape” 2: Sephora introduces store quiet hours: The beauty retailer will lower music and screen displays during specific hours following a successful store pilot across eight markets. The Special Needs, need love too… 3: IG: What is it like to live near the warehouse fire? From Bigg Bump: My PSA: Boyle Heights residents (and all Americans) Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1hr 56min
  3. Besmirched | Immigration History, Culture, Women | HAKE Thu 7/2/26

    4 days ago

    Besmirched | Immigration History, Culture, Women | HAKE Thu 7/2/26

    Migration wave of 1865-1924. Bay Area World Cup chaos. Don’t besmirch Erika Kirk. Trans defense goes too far. WNBA cultural bias: Keep it civil. The Hake Report, Thursday, July 2, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:05:04) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:06:45) Birthright Citizenship in history, per X tweets 🗞️ * (0:26:00) Alex: New Haven, San Jose, SF, World Cup, Pride. Nicknames.📞 * (0:39:30) Terri: Erika Kirk’s character besmirched 📞 * (0:47:05) Terri dispels doubts of the Charlie Kirk story * (0:58:33) Terri: Erika Kirk running TPUSA * (1:08:50) Superchats: Imam of Peace 💰 * (1:12:49) Popcorn: King for a day 💰 * (1:15:24) Popcorn: Trans self-defense 💰 * (1:22:11) Popcorn: Alyssa Thomas vs NHL 💰 * (1:30:05) Last Superchats 💰 * (1:33:34) David: Long rap sheet 📞 * (1:39:37) David: Space worship, navigation, exploration, society * (1:43:09) Muhammad: Meta and IG 📞 * (1:48:46) Last Coffees: “stay black.” 💰 * (1:51:44) Michael: They’re all for the war 📞 * (1:53:58) Outro 👋 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/2/hake-thu-7226 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/2/jlp-thu-7226 – VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1hr 55min
  4. Ayyy, Best Month 💪🏻 🇺🇸 | Birthright Citizenship, Boomer Appreciation, Culture | HAKE Wed 7/1/26

    5 days ago

    Ayyy, Best Month 💪🏻 🇺🇸 | Birthright Citizenship, Boomer Appreciation, Culture | HAKE Wed 7/1/26

    Birthright citizenship: Is it working? Did Clarence Thomas imply something about the homeless? Boomers have some wisdom. Cultural identity inhibits understanding. Were Dems better pre-Civil Rights? The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 1, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:05:54) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:08:09) Ronnie: Justice Thomas’ weird dissent 📞 * (0:27:50) Ronnie: Is 14A interpretation “sane”? * (0:35:47) Brady: Children of Immigrants 📞 * (0:50:11) David: Trouble in the land. Aging. Policy. 📞 * (1:03:31) David: boomers and wisdom * (1:11:28) Superchats 💰 * (1:17:27) Ego is Real: What did we expect? AI: What about the homeless? 💰 * (1:24:21) Pilled: People’s perspectives & upbringing: Larry David 💰 * (1:31:45) Rick in AL. No anger. Immigration. 📞 * (1:54:05) Closing 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/1/hake-wed-7126 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/1/jlp-wed-7126 – VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1hr 55min
  5. The So-Called “Supreme Court” 😤 | Citizenship, European Film, Protection Laws | HAKE Tue 6/30/26

    6 days ago

    The So-Called “Supreme Court” 😤 | Citizenship, European Film, Protection Laws | HAKE Tue 6/30/26

    Supreme Court: Birthright citizenship upheld. Charlie Kirk case. German film: What’s its purpose? “Epstein nietspe” joke. Rent stabilization policy. Jesse coin: Support BOND. The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 30, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer: “Supreme” Court * (0:08:04) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:10:09) Zenny: Kooky beliefs 📞 * (0:21:01) Zenny on Ericka and rebelling * (0:27:55) Zenny: That European film, theories * (0:42:51) Zenny: Trump is nice to Haitians * (0:48:01) William: Movie critique. Defined by what you do. 📞 * (0:58:15) Allen: Hollywood’s historical impact 📞 * (1:05:25) Allen: God warns us. Quantrill’s Raid, 1863 * (1:14:58) Allen: Does Hake recommend it? * (1:16:30) Superchats 💰 * (1:19:54) Cesar: Epstein nietspe 💰 * (1:23:58) Popcorn: Rent policy continued 💰 * (1:30:29) Popcorn: Candy with medicine metaphor 💰 * (1:35:15) Silver coin 🪙 * (1:40:07) Aaron: data centers? 📞 * (1:50:55) Aaron: Complaint about complaining * (1:52:00) Callers I can’t get to. Last superchats 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/30/hake-tue-63026 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/30/jlp-tue-63026 – VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1hr 55min
  6. Last Call for July Haters 🇺🇸 | Immigration, World Politics, Space & Globe | HAKE Mon 6/29/26

    29 Jun

    Last Call for July Haters 🇺🇸 | Immigration, World Politics, Space & Globe | HAKE Mon 6/29/26

    The presidential voice of reason. Are they going to remove Trump from office? Saturn's rings and north pole. Should we not go to space? Rent stabilization? India Muslim caller's ideas for society. The Hake Report, Monday, June 29, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:04:37) News... Over-dramatization * (0:13:51) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:16:45) No more kids in cages… * (0:20:37) Donald Trump on Communism in America * (0:24:15) Our Future President, the voice of reason, like Trump * (0:29:15) Bobby: Nick Matao, raised by a Samoan 📞 * (0:34:34) Bobby: Netanyahu. America could be loved. * (0:59:14) Frederick: No July, no Hokit 📞 * (1:03:48) Frederick: Trump’s next move: removal? * (1:12:22) Allen: Saturn’s north pole, going to space 📞 * (1:26:15) Superchats: REAL Tim Scott, not the RINO 💰 * (1:29:00) Popcorn question: Rent control 💰 * (1:37:29) Muhammad, India: Theo-tech-ocracy 📞 * (1:43:30) Muhammad: Free Criticism and Questioning * (1:50:00) Muhammad: Muslims’ beliefs on loaning, interest * (1:53:21) Superchats for tomorrow 💰 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/29/hake-mon-62926 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/29/jlp-mon-62926 – VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1hr 55min
  7. Maybe We Should Just Be Peaceful | Back Pain, 988, Touch Trees, Word of God | HAKE Fri 6/26/26

    26 Jun

    Maybe We Should Just Be Peaceful | Back Pain, 988, Touch Trees, Word of God | HAKE Fri 6/26/26

    Discussion on back pain, exercise, stretching, foot exercise. Trump brings back 988’s LGBTQ option 3. Epoch Times “communism” post. Word of God, a “two-edged sword.” The Hake Report, Friday, June 26, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start & Disclaimer * (0:05:54) Hey, guys! 🎶 Preview of superchats * (0:11:00) Jermaine: Back pain & age 📞 * (0:27:04) Coco: Stretching. Fathers, Michael, Van Halen 📞 * (0:37:46) Ryan: 988 hotline. Anunnaki. Ego. 📞 * (0:53:31) Ryan: Eatherly. Karmelo. * (0:55:34) Allen: Touch trees. 📞 * (0:59:06) Country Rap Hake 🎶 * (1:04:46) Superchats catching up 💰 * (1:20:47) Trump Epoch Times/NDT on communism 🎥 * (1:25:58) Brady: AI, Encyclopedia, history, Jesus 📞 * (1:39:35) TFS up next 💰 * (1:41:04) Eric: Step on roots. Word of God “sword” 📞 * (1:46:24) Peace rather than fighting * (1:52:51) Closing 💰 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/26/hake-fri-62626 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/26/jlp-fri-62626 – VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1hr 54min
  8. Ready for Religion | Azzmador. Vikings. Right-Wing Film. Canada the Canary. | HAKE Thu 6/25/26

    25 Jun

    Ready for Religion | Azzmador. Vikings. Right-Wing Film. Canada the Canary. | HAKE Thu 6/25/26

    Learning old words & history with Hake & callers. Practical religion. Catholics tamed the Vikings! New vigilante film out, “banned” by Germany. Call from overseas w/ Viber! Nimrod, Noah’s descendent. The Hake Report, Thursday, June 25, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:06:00) Azzmador’s description; British slang * (0:11:40) Intro: Hey, guys! Jake Husdon * (0:15:00) Denny/Bulgaria: Wiser today? Religious practicality 📞 * (0:42:32) Allen: Roman-centric history. Mamas. Anger. 📞 * (0:53:55) Superchats: Counseling at BOND 💰 * (1:03:07) Zenny: New film. Bill C9. Regina Call to Prayer. 📞 * (1:18:39) William III: Chicago. Marines. 📞 * (1:28:05) Viber app: Call from overseas: 001-888-775-3773 * (1:30:19) Superchats: Righteous anger, Flag Explanation * (1:39:04) Brady the bashing babbler 📞 * (1:48:08) William 7: Nimrod the hunter 📞 * (1:54:09) Outro: Remiss on last Superchats 👋 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/25/hake-thu-62526 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/25/jlp-thu-62526 – VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1hr 55min

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Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network. thehakereport.substack.com

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