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In this podcast Alex and Abbie dive deep into the everyday and more controversial subjects that present themselves in modern everyday life. Giving their opinions from both sides of the fence all all topics that are on peoples minds. They seek the listeners opinions on topics that people are wondering about and try to shed some light on what is going on and how we should deal with things. With a dash of humour Alex and Abbie as working class parents get into the topics that some try to avoid letting you into their lives and what that entails.

  1. Ghosts and Shit

    4 FEB

    Ghosts and Shit

    In this episode of Clarkeoutloud Alex and Abbie explore a range of topics from personal ghost stories and household mysteries to humorous takes on death and beliefs in the afterlife. They share anecdotes about missing items, discuss their beliefs in ghosts, and engage in a light-hearted debate about burial preferences. The conversation is filled with humour, skepticism, and personal experiences, making it an entertaining listen. Main takeaways: Alex and Abbie share humorous anecdotes about missing items in their homes.Beliefs in ghosts vary, with one host leaning towards skepticism.Personal ghost stories reveal intriguing experiences from their past.The conversation touches on the afterlife and reincarnation theories.Humor is a key element in discussing serious topics like death.Alex and Abbie engage in a segment called 'What the F***' to share odd experiences.They explore the idea of household items mysteriously disappearing.Alex and Abbie express their preferences for burial and cremation in a light-hearted manner.Skepticism towards paranormal activities is prevalent in their discussion.The conversation is filled with laughter and relatable experiences. As always please like and share this podcast so we can continue to grow. To get in touch our handles are as follows: Instagram: @clarkeoutloud TikTok: @Clarkeoutloud Email: clarkeoutloud@gmail.com Hope you all enjoyed this weeks episode please leave us a nice 5* review and we will see you all next week.

    51 min
  2. Home improvements

    28 JAN

    Home improvements

    In this weeks episode, Alex and Abbie discuss various topics ranging from supermarket etiquette and personal pet peeves to home decorating and cleaning standards. They share humorous anecdotes about their experiences in council housing and the perceptions surrounding it. The discussion also touches on personal taste in home decor, dream home aspirations, and practical tips for home improvement. The episode concludes with a fun segment of 'Would You Rather' questions, adding a light-hearted touch to the conversation. Takeaways Supermarket etiquette can be frustrating, especially when people are inconsiderate.Home decorating can be done on a budget and should reflect personal taste.Cleaning standards vary, but pride in one's home is essential.Council housing often faces stigma, but many residents take pride in their homes.Personal taste in decor can be subjective, and it's important to make your space your own.Dream homes often include unique features like secret rooms or outdoor kitchens.DIY home improvement can save money and be rewarding, but it's important to know your limits.Using online resources like YouTube can help with home improvement projects.It's okay to take your time with home improvements; do it in stages.Engaging in fun conversations can lighten the mood and bring humor to serious topics. As always the way to get in touch with us is through our social media or via email which are as follows. Instagram: @Clarkeoutloud TikTok: @Clarkeoutloud Email: clarkeoutloud@gmail.com Please like and share with your friends or people you hate and if your a legend leave a nice 5 star review. See you all next week

    58 min
  3. Lets Rant Shall We

    21 JAN

    Lets Rant Shall We

    In this episode Alex and Abbie dive into a lively and humorous rant about the various irritations of everyday life, particularly focusing on the frustrations caused by other people. From the annoyance of slow drivers and supermarket blockages to the absurdity of technology and the perceived decline in common sense, the conversation flows with a mix of sarcasm and candidness. They share personal anecdotes, including their experiences with irritating customers and the challenges of dealing with family members who seem to lack basic knowledge or skills. The episode is punctuated with comedic exchanges and a light-hearted take on serious topics, making it both entertaining and relatable for listeners. Takeaways "Humans are wankers.""People are blocking the fucking aisles.""The generations are getting stupider.""If you don't want to do something, don't be good at it.""Just let nature take its course.""You might as well just call your kid fucking Suzuki.""I really want a tank.""Slow drivers are the final boss of my patience.""You shouldn't have been riding in the road, that's a bit stupid on his part.""There are fat fetishes out there." As always contact details to get in touch are Instagram & TikTok @clarkeoutloud Email - clarkeoutloud@gmail.com

    51 min

  4. 14 JAN

    White Vans

    In this episode, Alex and Abbie explore a range of topics from humorous chat-up lines to their diverse job experiences. They share funny anecdotes about retail and fast food jobs, discuss the difference between jobs and careers, and delve into the impact of AI on employment. The episode is filled with humor, personal stories, and practical advice, making it an engaging listen for anyone navigating the world of work. Key points: The importance of humor in breaking the ice in conversations.Chat-up lines can be both funny and cringe-worthy.Job experiences shape our understanding of work culture.Retail jobs often come with unique challenges and rude customers.The difference between a job and a career is significant.AI is changing the landscape of employment and job security.Job satisfaction can sometimes outweigh monetary compensation.Networking and relationships at work can influence job satisfaction.Employers often overlook the importance of experience in entry-level positions.Finding solutions to problems can lead to entrepreneurial opportunities. As always please like and share with your friends and recommend us so we can continue to grow. Get in touch with us with any funny stories or experiences you have had via email or our socials below. Email: clarkeoutloud@gmail.com Instagram: @clarkeoutloud TikTok : @clarkeoutloud

    57 min

  5. 7 JAN

    Golden

    In this episode, Alex and Abbiie delve into various themes surrounding relationships, communication, and the often overlooked aspects of life. They share humorous anecdotes about navigating marriage, the joys of caravan holidays, and the importance of appreciating local experiences and community. The conversation also touches on the significance of family time and the need to disconnect from technology to enjoy meaningful moments. Additionally, they engage in a fun segment called 'The Great Divide,' discussing personal preferences and opinions on various topics, followed by interesting facts that entertain and inform. Takeaways First world problems can be humorous yet relatable.Effective communication is key in relationships.Caravan holidays evoke nostalgia and simpler times.Local experiences can be just as valuable as exotic travels.Community spirit is essential for a supportive environment.Family time should be cherished and prioritized.Personal preferences can spark lively debates.Pineapple on pizza remains a controversial topic.Interesting facts can be both amusing and enlightening.Humor can be found in everyday situations. As always please like and share our podcast with your friends so we can continue to grow we really apprecate it. Get in touch with us via email and social media by using the following handles... Instagram & Tiktok @clarkeoutloud Email: Clarkeoutloud@gmail.com

    56 min
  6. New Years Eve

    31/12/2025

    New Years Eve

    In this New Year's Eve episode, Alex and Abbie reflect on their drinking habits, discuss their resolutions, and take a humorous look back at the events of 2025. They share personal insights, highlight significant global occurrences, and delve into pop culture and sports achievements. The episode culminates in the inaugural Clarke Out Loud Awards, where they recognize various moments and figures from the past year, all while looking forward to 2026 with a mix of optimism and skepticism. Episode Takeaways New Year's Eve is a rare occasion for Alex and Abbie to drink.Resolutions often fail by February due to lack of willpower.2025 was filled with both negative and positive events.Pop culture, including Stranger Things, had a significant impact this year.The Lionesses' victory in the Euros was a highlight in sports.The Clarke Out Loud Awards recognized various achievements and moments from 2025.Alex and Abbie humorously critique the concept of the 'sexiest man alive.'Jake Paul's injury sparked discussions about celebrity culture.The episode emphasizes the importance of reflecting on the past year.Looking ahead, the hosts express mixed feelings about 2026. As always feel free to get in touch with us with any antics or stories you have or new year resolutions. Our socials are... Instgram and Tiktok: @clarkeoutloud or Email us at clarkeoutloud@gmail.com See you all next week and HAPPY NEW YEAR!

    56 min

  7. 24/12/2025

    Christmas Eve

    In this lively Christmas Eve podcast episode, Alex and Abbie discuss the ups and downs of the holiday season, from the stress of shopping and cooking to the joys of family gatherings and traditions. They share humorous anecdotes about Christmas dinners, gift-giving mishaps, and the chaos of holiday shopping. The conversation also touches on the significance of family dynamics during the holidays and concludes with a fun Christmas quiz. Takeaways Christmas Eve brings mixed feelings for many families.The debate over what constitutes a proper Christmas dinner is ongoing.Shopping during the holiday season can be a chaotic experience.Christmas can be a stressful time for adults, balancing family and finances.Secret Santa gifts can lead to awkward moments and funny stories.Traditions vary widely, and not all families celebrate the same wayChristmas dinner often leads to discussions about favorite and least favorite foods.The importance of spending time with loved ones during the holidays is emphasized.The episode ends with a light-hearted Christmas quiz to engage listeners. As always please like and share. Bring a friend next time or an enemy either way is fine. Also remember to get in touch with things you can say at the table at Christmas as well as in the bedroom and we will read them out.

    53 min
  8. Driving Home For Christmas

    17/12/2025

    Driving Home For Christmas

    In this episode, Alex and Abbie discuss various aspects of driving, including the decline in driving standards, common frustrations on the road, and the differences in driving culture between the North and South of England. They share personal anecdotes about traffic incidents, school runs, and the challenges of driving in adverse weather conditions. The conversation also touches on the role of speed cameras, the behavior of cyclists and taxi drivers, and the importance of having a good playlist for long drives. Additionally, they reflect on recent Christmas events and share a secret recipe for a popular drink. Takeaways Driving standards have declined over the years.Many drivers stop at empty roundabouts, causing frustration.People struggle with driving in rain and snow.Cyclists are often seen as the worst drivers on the road.Speed vans are considered dangerous and hidden.Driving in the North is generally safer than in the South.Having a good playlist is essential for long drives.Parking during school runs can be a nightmare.Traffic jams often occur for no apparent reason.The hosts share humorous anecdotes about their driving experiences. As usual please like and share our episodes with your friends and if you can show me via our dm's i will personally buy you a drink at any Wetherspoons just send us your table number and pub.

    54 min
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In this podcast Alex and Abbie dive deep into the everyday and more controversial subjects that present themselves in modern everyday life. Giving their opinions from both sides of the fence all all topics that are on peoples minds. They seek the listeners opinions on topics that people are wondering about and try to shed some light on what is going on and how we should deal with things. With a dash of humour Alex and Abbie as working class parents get into the topics that some try to avoid letting you into their lives and what that entails.

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  • Creator
    Clarkeoutloud
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    22
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © Clarkeoutloud
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    ClarkeOutLoud