Try Not To Die

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From captain to cog! In Campaign 3: Oddjobs, no-nonsense goblin Jassifer finds herself on the other side of death... and the universe. She’ll have to clock in at a cosmic corporation (and tackle some serious debt) before she can make her way back home. Dungeon Master Noah Perito and player Lisa Condemi lead this tight-knit D&D dramedy.

  1. Oddjobs (Arc 9) | Ch. 4: Wiser But Not Richer

    1 DAY AGO

    Oddjobs (Arc 9) | Ch. 4: Wiser But Not Richer

    It was a terrible month for her work, financial, and social life, but at least Jassifer is handling it really poorly! Content warning: depression specifically in regards to being broke and fighting with your cute coworker. :( Thanks is what we do: firstly to our wonderful network Lore Party who make super nerdy shows and who we recently did a Dungeons of Dune collab with - check it out! Join us on Patreon, where we're making tons of extra content and where you become an Employee of the Month. Like Patrick Brandstatter! Pat, there's some sort of edible thing in the break room. Looks disgusting! Enjoy. Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“subway-door-close” - tweeterdj|“elevator-ding” - collierhs-colinlib“coins-fall-2” - belanhud“elevator_strange_grinding” - zabuhailo“30 minutes of NY Subway sounds” - Relaxing Recordings“time-stop” - damnsatinist“portal-idle” - couchhero“time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind“bamf” - themfish “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes“entrance-bell” - zott820“Record Scratch” - Luffy“stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo“metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez  All sound effects under Freesound.org, unless listed as AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1hr 5min
  2. Oddjobs (Arc 9) | Ch. 3: No Pain No Gain

    12 MAY

    Oddjobs (Arc 9) | Ch. 3: No Pain No Gain

    Jassifer earns herself a nemesis, and not much else. So many thanks we must give to our awesome network Lore Party who make super cool shows and who we recently did a Dungeons of Dune collab with - have you heard it?! Thanks also to our amazing patrons on patreon.com/trynottodiepod. To our Employee of the Month, Patrick Brandstatter: your daily performance review has been shifted to tomorrow. We'll have a LOT to go over. Support the show on Patreon or at buymeacoffee.com/trynottodiepod! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“marching-3” - webbfilmsuk “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes“apartment-entrance-someone-buzzed-in-door-open-hallway-steps-echo-bgsound” - kyles“subway-door-close” - tweeterdj“robot-walking-demo” - kwahmah-02  All sound effects under Freesound.org, unless listed as AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    48 min
  3. Oddjobs (Arc 9) | Ch. 2: Work Pay Play Repeat

    5 MAY

    Oddjobs (Arc 9) | Ch. 2: Work Pay Play Repeat

    Jassifer struggles to understand the true profundity of her debt, and snoops on her coworker in the library. (Content warning: girl on girl angst.) Thanks always to our network, Lore Party; tand to our Employee of the Month, Patrick! Pat! You're early. A little too early..... If you'd like to become an Employee of the Month as well, check out our tiers on Patreon, where we're releasing lots of bonus content and soon will be releasing an ENTIRE NEW SIDE CAMPAIGN! Our patron's contributions, small and large, are so appreciated and we couldn't make these new projects without you! Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes“Record Scratch” - Luffy“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes“nyc-ambience” - purpleaux“Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes“photocopy-machine” - tomlija“photo-flash-canon5d” - eelke  All sound effects under Freesound.org, unless listed as AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1hr 1min
  4. Oddjobs (Arc 9) | Ch. 1: A Goo-d Thing Going

    28 APR

    Oddjobs (Arc 9) | Ch. 1: A Goo-d Thing Going

    In his new amphibian body, Goo causes a ruckus across Forever. When you make a podcast, you start having to thank people. First up is our hella sick network Lore Party. They make rad shows - check em out! Next up is our illustrious Employee of the Month, Patrick Brändstatter. Your security clearance has been upgraded, Pat! Just don't touch anything sticky. You can become an EOTM too - just go to Patreon.com/trynottodiepod! Another fun donation link if you're feeling generous: buymeacoffee.com/trynottodiepod Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    44 min
  5. Office Memo (12)

    21 APR ·  BONUS

    Office Memo (12)

    This office memo is from the desk, mind, and other, more unmentionable areas of Odessa Magisteria. More Oddjobs next week! In the meantime, join at Patreon.com/trynottodiepod for more content all the dang time. Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    2 min
  6. Oddjobs (The Halls of Gralk) | Ch. 8: Closing the Book (ft. Cassiroll)

    14 APR

    Oddjobs (The Halls of Gralk) | Ch. 8: Closing the Book (ft. Cassiroll)

    The best sign from a real estate investment is when you have to flee from it. Very fast. Faster! Don't look back. :) CASSI! Our incredible guest - we are so grateful to them for coming on the show (and for being our supportive pod friend for many years). Check out the D&D show they DM here: Chosen Ones on Youtube! It is so worth a listen! Thanks too to our network Lore Party, as well as Nicola Narracci whose art is in our intro. Congratulations to our Employee of the Month, Patrick Brändstatter! We're letting you retire today. We DO need you back in tomorrow for your first day. But please, for today, enjoy. Are you enjoying? You can join our team of elite employees on Patreon! We also have a Buy Me A Coffee. :) Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“Bamf” - themfish“photocopy-machine” - tomlija“portal-idle” couchero“Arcane Sword” - Michaël Ghelfi“cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu“stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Record Scratch” - Luffy “Arcane Gate” - Michaël Ghelfi“Witch Bolt” - Michaël Ghelfi“Wall of Fire” - Michaël Ghelfi“Word of Radiance” - Michaël Ghelfi“Forbiddance” - Michaël Ghelfi“bullet-ricochet” - aust-paul“car-door-open-and-close-2” - nachtmahrtv“crashing” - smmassuda“vehicle-small_car_bunrout_version-1” - scott_snailham All sound effects under Freesound.org, unless listed as AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.Oddjobs (The Halls of Gralk) | Chapter 8: Closing the Book (ft. Cassiroll) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    56 min
  7. Oddjobs (The Halls of Gralk) | Ch. 7: Friends With Goals

    7 APR

    Oddjobs (The Halls of Gralk) | Ch. 7: Friends With Goals

    This could be the start of a wonderful working relationship! Or a long, bitter sort of nemesis situation. How hilarious and incredible is our guest, Cassi?! Check out the D&D show they DM here: Chosen Ones on Youtube! It has incredible stories, characters, and art for every episode! Those we must thank every episode lest our real estate investments be cursed with ghouls and weird little guys: our brilliant network Lore Party. As well as Nicola Narracci whose art is in our intro! Finally, to our Employee of the Month, Patrick Brändstatter. Did you get our lunch order? You can only eat the condiments. But you can eat as MANY condiments as you'd like. You can join our team of elite employees on Patreon! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“Catacombs” - Sword Coast Soundscapes“submarine-sonar” - breviceps of Freesound.org“Door Smash” - Eneasz of Freesound.org “Record Scratch” - Luffy of Freesound.orgAdditional sound effects by Noah Perito Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    41 min
  8. Oddjobs (The Halls of Gralk) | Ch. 6: A Kind Fist

    31 MAR

    Oddjobs (The Halls of Gralk) | Ch. 6: A Kind Fist

    Warning: cracks in dungeon are more dangerous than they appear. Featuring, again, our incredible guest, Cassi of Chosen Ones DnD on Youtube. HIGHLY recommend checking out their visual novel style show! Thank you to Nicola Narracci for our intro graphics! Thank you to our wonderful + lore-ful network, Lore Party, who make very lore-y podcasts. Finally, to our Employee of the Month, Patrick Brandstatter: Paper clips. Pencils. Post-its. Sorry, is this not a supply list? If you want to become an employee of the month, you can join us on our Patreon! Or support the show with a one-timer at buymeacoffee. Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“City Sewer” - Sword Coast Soundscapes“Catacombs” - Sword Coast Soundscapes“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer of Freesound.org “Arcane Sword” - Michaël Ghelfi Additional sound effects by Noah Perito Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    42 min
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From captain to cog! In Campaign 3: Oddjobs, no-nonsense goblin Jassifer finds herself on the other side of death... and the universe. She’ll have to clock in at a cosmic corporation (and tackle some serious debt) before she can make her way back home. Dungeon Master Noah Perito and player Lisa Condemi lead this tight-knit D&D dramedy.

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  • Creator
    Try Not To Die Podcast
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2026
  • Episodes
    231
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    Try Not To Die

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