Therapy Gecko Lyle Drescher
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- Comedy
An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
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“I MISS BEATING PEOPLE UP”
After turning his life around, a caller explains why he sometimes looks back fondly on his violent youth.
Afterwards a musician debates whether or not to embrace a villainous persona and a final caller tries to move out of their mom’s place.
It is a nice day out. I am a gecko. -
“I HATE MY BABY”
A new father wrestles with his lack of emotional connection towards his 18 month old baby.
Afterwards a caller recounts an encounter he had at the Rainforest Cafe that he’s at least pretty sure was a date.
I’ll put this on the fridge. I am a gecko. -
“SHOULD I DATE A FELON?”
A caller debates whether or not to keep seeing a convicted felon she met on Tinder.
Afterwards a stay-at-home mom attempts to start a career and I talk to caller on his morning walk.
It is now your turn. I am a gecko. -
“I FOUND OUT MY BABY WASN’T MINE”
A caller raises a baby for 7 months before finding out he’s not the father.
Then I talk to a final caller about living in the woods, an Osama Bin Ladin slot machine, and alcoholism. Not necessarily in that order.
Shit. I spilled my juice. I am a gecko. -
“I HAD TWO ABORTIONS”
A caller tells their story of getting two abortions as a teenager while being sued by her mother.
One day I will reach the top shelf. I am a gecko. -
“I NEED TO GET IT TOGETHER”
A guy with three children calls in to brainstorm ways to get his life together after an intense love affair severely disrupts his life.
Then a caller talks about attending various competitive video game tournaments and a final caller tries to find someone to build Legos with.
I like your haircut. I am a gecko.