The Borderline Besties

Lauren Lowder

This is Borderline Besties, the podcast where the three of us sit down to verbalize our unhinged thoughts. We push the limits of 'did they really just say that?' without getting cancelled...hopefully. We're Abbey, Michael, and Lauren, welcome to Borderline Besties!

  1. 9 HR AGO

    Birthdays: Growing up & Now

    Batshit Banger: Abbey tells us about a time she went jet skiing and almost didn't make it back... Meat & potatoes: Today we’re each bringing to the table…birthdays! (Happy birthday Michael!) We're reminiscing on birthdays growing up, memorable parties, and current celebrations. Dilemma: A husband is wanting to decorate, but ends up overstepping. Listen in to see what happened and the borderline professional advice we offer up...

    59 min

  2. 16 APR

    Astrology

    Batshit Banger: Why would you help yourself to someone's used towels?! This viewer sent in a really BOLD dilemma... Meat & potatoes: Today we’re each bringing to the table…our astrological signs! Do they match our personalities? You be the judge... Dilemma: A man's nose whistle is ruining his marriage. Listen in to see what happened and the borderline professional advice we offer up...

    1hr 9min

  3. 9 APR

    Daily Struggles

    Batshit Banger: Michael tells us about a woman who used an airplane bathroom for the first time in her life. How do you not know how to lock it?! Meat & potatoes: Today we’re each bringing to the table…Daily struggles. It's not easy being a millennial adult. Dilemma: A friend gives the WORST gifts. Listen in to see what happened and the borderline professional advice we offer up...

    1hr 3min

  4. 2 APR

    Spring Cleaning

    Batshit Banger: Lauren reflects on an awkward moment where she really could've used a diaper... Meat & potatoes: Today we’re each bringing to the table…Spring Cleaning! Out with the old and in with the new. Dilemma: A bride to be expected a little TOO much. Listen in to see what happened and the borderline professional advice we offer up...

    59 min

  5. 26 MAR

    Conspiracy Theories

    Batshit Banger: Michael recalls a time he got into it with a woman on Poop Patrol... Meat & potatoes: Today we’re each bringing to the table…conspiracy theories. Don't forget your tinfoil hats! Dilemma: A woman's boyfriend never joins her when she wants a sweet treat. Listen in to see what happened and the borderline professional advice we offer up...

    1hr 12min

  6. 19 MAR

    Things That Feel Illegal But Aren't

    Batshit Banger: Abbey and her friends are traveling abroad when a wallet goes missing. You won't believe who has it... Meat & potatoes: Today we’re each bringing to the table…things that feel illegal but actually aren't. Dilemma: Someone joins a book club and ruins EVERYTHING. Listen in to see what happened and the borderline professional advice we offer up...

    54 min

  7. 12 MAR

    Unhinged Google Reviews

    Batshit Banger: Lauren tells us about a time she was left in the middle of a back road at night. Her story has a twist ending you won’t see coming! Meat & potatoes: Today we’re each bringing to the table…the most unhinged Google reviews you’ve ever heard. Dilemma: A nosy neighbor gets a little TOO comfortable. Listen in to see what happened and the borderline professional advice we offer up...

    50 min

  8. 5 MAR

    Childhood: 90s vs. Now

    Today is a blast from the past. From thongs to Cosmic Brownies, we cover it all. But first…Michael starts us off with an absolute batshit banger you don’t wanna miss (he just wanted to be a hero!!). Once we calm our nervous systems down, we jump into the meat and potatoes - growing up in the 90s vs. growing up now. Remember those scrunchy shirts and 3D Doritos?? Man...what a simpler time. This episode is the most epic walk down memory lane. We end with an interesting dilemma: things are getting wild in a retirement community. Listen in to see what happened and how we weigh in…

    1hr 9min
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This is Borderline Besties, the podcast where the three of us sit down to verbalize our unhinged thoughts. We push the limits of 'did they really just say that?' without getting cancelled...hopefully. We're Abbey, Michael, and Lauren, welcome to Borderline Besties!

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  • Creator
    Lauren Lowder
  • Years Active
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  • Episodes
    13
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Lauren Lowder
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    The Borderline Besties
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