Deliver The Profile

Deliver The Profile

A weekly Criminal Minds Podcast - Hosted by Ronnie & Jazz

  1. HACE 2 DÍAS

    Deliver The Profile Episode 349: Jaystalking

    How do you make a sexual slavery Ariel Castro story compelling and, uh, not gross? You hire Daniel Roebuck and remind Ronnie and Jazz of that time he portrayed Jay Leno in The Late Shift. "Hostage" is basically what would happen if instead of holding late night television hostage Leno did it to three girls. Ronnie kept kicking this one down the schedule but Criminal Minds should've just led with "unsub Jay Leno".

    1 h y 9 min

  2. 17 FEB

    Deliver The Profile Episode 348: Bee Boy

    Criminal Minds throws us a curveball with "The Edge of Winter", a format bender that mostly takes place in flashbacks. That doesn't make the episode good, of course, just different. Morgan and the gang try to prep a witness for an upcoming court case; already this is an outlier because in 85% of cases the team just shoots the unsub before anyone can go to trial. Does the witness know more than she's saying? Look, this show isn't difficult to predict. This show delivers the twist in the narrative like it does everything else: poorly. Join Ronnie and Jazz as they embark on, I guess, Sexual Slavery Month. Ooh, that doesn't sound right now does it.

    1 h y 12 min

  3. 9 FEB

    Deliver The Profile Episode 347: Amityville Jackhammer

    "Distress" time: Holt McCallany has gone native and it's up to the inteprid profilers of Criminal Minds to stop him before he kills again. Ronnie and Jazz discuss Black Hawk Down, the crime rate in Houston, and how annoying Reid's drug arc is. "Distress" caps off our Season 2 sojourn; hope you survived the experience!

    1 h y 20 min

  4. 22 ENE

    Deliver The Profile Episode 346: It Ain't Easy Being White

    Criminal Minds covers race relations...or do they? "Fear and Loathing" feints at that but instead is about how men will lure women into being murdered with promises of music stardom. Also, Reid continues to deal with his onset of drug addiction, bringing to mind that season of 24 where Jack was hooked on heroin or The French Connection II. Ronnie and Jazz will make it make sense for you as always.

    1 h y 11 min

  5. 15 ENE

    Deliver The Profile Episode 345: Russian Roulette from The Bible

    The Deliver The Profile boys are back in 2026 to cover Season 2's "Revelations", which obviously is part 2 to "The Big Game"'s part 1. James Van Der Beek has Reid captive and the kid's having tragic backstory-relevant flashbacks amidst the torture. JJ freaks out on Morgan, Prentiss is a cool cucumber and Hotch definitely doesn't put himself in front of the team. Find out if Reid survives the wrath of JVDB in the latest DTP!

    1 h y 35 min

  6. 31/12/2025

    Deliver The Profile Episode 344: Mockingbird Man

    It's "The Big Game", because for legal reasons CBS cannot call it the Super Bowl. We can though, so fuck it. After the Super Bowl, a couple is murdered for having too many possessions. The culprit is someone named Raphael, meaning either an archangel or a ninja turtle is committing heinous crimes. This episode also shows what the BAU does in a party setting, and it's vaguely pathetic. (Reid does Star Trek trivia!) James Van Der Beek stars, Don Swayze co-stars, and Mandy Patinkin looks at drawings of birds during the Super Bowl. What more could you ask for in the HIGHEST RATED CRIMINAL MINDS IN SHOW HISTORY? Nothing, that's what.

    1 h y 15 min

  7. 08/12/2025

    Deliver The Profile Episode 343: Ben Franklin

    In this episode of Criminal Minds, the BAU goes rat hunting in "Internal Affairs", even though it's a different branch of government and all the conflict about policing your own is lost. Didn't we see The Departed, anyone? This is all part of the Season 11 Dirty Dozen we are obligated to cover it eventually, but we're so darned annoyed by this storyline that we'll only give 100% instead of 110% like usual.

    1 h y 15 min

  8. 29/11/2025

    Deliver The Profile Episode 342: Full Sh*t Boogie

    Criminal Minds, in "Full Tilt Boogie" from Season 13, addresses the opioid epidemic plaguing America's (white) communities the same way it addresses every societal issue in its purview: poorly. Learn what an Mhm is in the latest episode of Deliver The Profile, your stalwart defense against the forces of bad procedural television.

    1 h y 12 min
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