The 3rd One Sucks

Dan Ellis and Mark Beall

The 3rd One Sucks is a biweekly podcast where our hosts Dan and Mark watch every film in a franchise and rank them from first to worst! It is definitely not an excuse for them to hang out with each other regularly and joke about movies! Uploads every other Thursday.

  1. HACE 2 DÍAS

    The Lost World - Jurassic Park (1997)

    Grab your lucky pack because this second island of genetically bio-engineered dino monstrosities is a veritable Lost World - Jurassic Park 1997! Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one features noted compy sadist Tim Roth. Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Intro - 0:00 Audience Review - 1:12 First Watch - 1:54 Film Talk - 4:28 Ranking Time - 59:07 Follow or contact us at: the3rdonesucks.bsky.social the3rdonesucks@gmail.com https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan Hosted by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis Mixed & Edited by Cory Cox. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

    1 h y 1 min

  2. HACE 6 DÍAS

    Jurassic Park (1993)

    Wanna hear someone gush about dinosaurs and 1993 cinematic masterpiece Jurassic Park for a couple hours? We got you covered. Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one... oh who are we kidding, this one is the best. Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: "Kept ya waiting, huh?" - 0:00 Intro - 2:06 Audience Review - 4:17 First Watch - 6:50 Film Talk - 12:17 Follow or contact us at: the3rdonesucks.bsky.social the3rdonesucks@gmail.com https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan Hosted by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis Mixed & Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

    1 h y 55 min

  3. 15 ENE

    Tron: Ares (2025)

    Tron: Ares is what Webster's Dictionary defines as "a movie" and we technically talk about it during this podcast. Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one "stars" Jared Leto. Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Corporate Hell - 0:00 Intro - 0:17 Audience Review & Figuring Out How to Talk About This Movie - 1:31 1:08:29 - "I've Never Walked Out of a Movie but..." Technically Ranking Things - 1:12:58 Go Listen to Vibe Proficiency - 1:16:31 Follow or contact us at: the3rdonesucks.bsky.social the3rdonesucks@gmail.com https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan https://linktr.ee/kaijuchaos https://linktr.ee/VibeProficiency Hosted by Mark Beall, Dan Ellis and Cory Cox. Mixed & Edited by Dan Ellis. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

    1 h y 21 min

  4. 1 ENE

    Tron: Legacy (2010)

    We're really messing with your zen thing this week as we cover Tron Legacy and decide which one is the best and which one has a dope ass soundtrack. Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Corporate Hell - 0:00 Intro - 0:17 Audience Review - 1:28 First Watch and Film Talk - 4:06 Final Thoughts - 1:27:48 Outtake - 1:35:49 Follow or contact us at: the3rdonesucks.bsky.social the3rdonesucks@gmail.com https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan https://linktr.ee/kaijuchaos https://linktr.ee/VibeProficiency Hosted by Mark Beall, Dan Ellis and Cory Cox. Mixed & Edited by Dan Ellis. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

    1 h y 38 min

  5. 18/12/2025

    Tron (1982)

    Wanna cyber? This week Cory Cox joins us once again as we cover Tron to decide which one is the best and which one derails the podcast for 20 minutes of arcade nostalgia talk. Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Corporate Hell - 0:00 Intro - 0:17 Audience Review - 2:19 What Have We Been Watching? - 5:19 First Watch / What It Means To Us - 16:14 Arcade Nostalgia - 39:34 Actual Film Talk - 58:22 Final Thoughts - 1:58:45 Outtake - 2:07:06 Follow or contact us at: the3rdonesucks.bsky.social the3rdonesucks@gmail.com https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan https://linktr.ee/kaijuchaos https://linktr.ee/VibeProficiency Hosted by Mark Beall, Dan Ellis and Cory Cox. Mixed & Edited by Dan Ellis. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

    2 h y 8 min

  6. 04/12/2025

    Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023)

    Oh neat, Fleabag is here. Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one blames continental drift for a 21,000 year time travel mishap. Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Corporate Hell - 0:00 Intro - 0:17 Audience Review - 1:30 First Watch - 2:29 Film Talk - 4:06 Ranking Time - 1:15:18 Follow or contact us at: the3rdonesucks.bsky.social the3rdonesucks@gmail.com https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan https://letterboxd.com/brianglowienke Hosted by Mark Beall, Dan Ellis and Brian Glowienke. Mixed & Edited by Mark Beall. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

    1 h y 21 min

  7. 20/11/2025

    Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)

    Oh boy... This is certainly a film. Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one... I dunno y'all, it's not good. Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Corporate Hell - 0:00 Intro - 0:17 Audience Review - 1:31 First Watch - 2:48 Film Talk - 6:01 Ranking Time - 1:08:35 Follow or contact us at: the3rdonesucks.bsky.social the3rdonesucks@gmail.com https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan https://letterboxd.com/brianglowienke Hosted by Mark Beall, Dan Ellis and Brian Glowienke. Mixed & Edited by Mark Beall. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

    1 h y 10 min

  8. 06/11/2025

    Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)

    Ask not why you seek the grail but what the grail can seek for you? Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one goes full Looney Tunes. Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Corporate Hell - 0:00 Intro - 0:17 Audience Review - 2:10 First Watch - 2:46 Film Talk - 6:10 Ranking Time - 1:10:31 Follow or contact us at: the3rdonesucks.bsky.social the3rdonesucks@gmail.com https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan https://letterboxd.com/brianglowienke Hosted by Mark Beall, Dan Ellis and Brian Glowienke. Mixed & Edited by Dan Ellis. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

    1 h y 15 min
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The 3rd One Sucks is a biweekly podcast where our hosts Dan and Mark watch every film in a franchise and rank them from first to worst! It is definitely not an excuse for them to hang out with each other regularly and joke about movies! Uploads every other Thursday.

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  • Creador
    Dan Ellis and Mark Beall
  • Años de actividad
    2019 - 2026
  • Episodios
    163
  • Clasificación
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    © Dan Ellis and Mark Beall
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