A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Tom and Dan were once sitting in a hotel room in Daytona Beach, Florida where the air-condition didn't work, they were out of beer, and the cable only had 2 channels that came in static free. One of their friends suggested that they leave and attempt to find something better to do to which Dan replied "Why would we want to ruin a mediocre time?" If you were to ask "Tom and Dan" what the meaning of life is, they might tell you that there is none. Born from a feeling that nothing in life truly matters and that for the most part we're all surrounded by scumbags, "Tom and Dan" figured out that there's only one true constant in life; laughter. How did they come to that conclusion? It's all they have. You see, just like the mass majority of us, "T & D" have day jobs and it was at said day job where they cued in on the fact that some of the greatest laughs came at the end of the day. There's just something about the relaxed feeling of knowing that you have very little time left at work to put in. Maybe it's the "punch drunkenness" of still being at work; no one is quite sure. There they sat in their office, the door shut to their co-workers and management, only making each other laugh to the point of tears. Finally they realized that it might not be such a bad idea to roll tape on these conversations. Why not? They would be having them anyway, taped or not, and it was fun. Both of them come from rather lengthy broadcasting careers so setting up a home studio wasn't so hard to do. And with the addition of Ross, the consummate straight man and "News Dad", things got even more "mediocre." Broadcasting since 2009 has garnered a rather extensive following for "T & D" with loyal "scumbags" (as their listeners are affectionately known) checking in from all across the world. Hundreds of shows under their belts and winners of the Orlando Weekly's "Best of Orlando 2011" for "Best Kept Secret" reassures them both that yes…no one is listening! (Best Kept Secret? HA!)

  1. 907 - Spring Broke

    3 DAYS AGO

    907 - Spring Broke

    Core Flooring Center sponsor read with flooring installation across Central Florida Core Flooring offers laminate, vinyl plank, wood, carpet, and dustless removal 10% off flooring and labor plus 0% financing for 24 months with Tom and Dan mention Core Flooring donates part of sales to Save a Life Pet Rescue Listeners who use Core Flooring can send photos and join the hosts for drinks and gifts A Mediocre Time intro from the Just Call Moe Studio $5 BDM shirt deal ended, but extra shirts will be sold at the event BDM Appreciation Event is April 11 at 6 p.m. for active BDMs and guests Event lineup includes DJ Ryan Sharp, Jeff Howell, Casey Howell, Tom the Bomb, and The Juggling Jacks The Juggling Jacks feature juggling, unicycles, and trained poodles Outdoor studio idea sounds fun but Florida heat, bugs, and sound make it a bad fit Tom talks about cold-damaged backyard plants and palms after the freeze One bottle palm may still be alive while others look cooked Plant recovery gets compared to Dan's slow hip recovery Failed attempt to make grout white leads to spray-painted grass jokes A school once painted dead grass before photos or events Listener says Teslas become impossible not to notice once pointed out Tesla logo, ugly Cybertrucks, and Kia's confusing rebrand spark logo talk They joke about people suddenly noticing things everywhere after hearing about them BuzzBall talk leads to spotting them all over gas stations and Wawa Massive Sunoco on 1792 gets praised for weird inventory and giant BuzzBall display Independent gas stations are celebrated for craft beer, pipes, knives, sex toys, and random junk Kenny the Pervert voicemail kicks off genie loophole debate They argue whether a third wish for a new genie beats the no-more-wishes rule Robin Williams in Aladdin becomes the gold standard for genie law The show spirals into shortcut culture, cheating systems, and loophole fantasies Kalshi and betting markets raise questions about insider info and unfair edges They debate whether success comes from hard work or spotting an edge early Tom and Dan say early podcasting worked because they understood audience value before others did Live event turnout proved engaged listeners mattered more than old radio numbers Gambling gets compared to everyday decisions based on limited information Dan admits risk decisions about hip recovery can trigger anxiety Hip replacement lowered his baseline anxiety by removing constant pain DeBary Joe calls in while secretly smoking weed with his partner's parents visiting for five weeks They debate younger people saying partner instead of boyfriend or girlfriend An audiobook voice interrupting the voicemail causes chaos Fingerprint science argument turns into refusing to fact-check on principle McDonald's nostalgia covers menu songs, PlayPlaces, birthday parties, and old jingles They wonder whether any McDonald's still offers birthday parties McDonald's once felt like a real family destination, not a trashy party choice Kids would still love a McDonald's birthday party even if parents judged it PlayPlaces, Ronald McDonald, liability, and staffing help explain why parties faded away Las Vegas voicemail asks if bringing an escort to a company party would get someone fired They joke that a high-end escort would blend in better than a movie-style hooker Male escorts, gigolos, and Deuce Bigalow get dragged into the conversation Prostitution talk pivots into a MyEternalVitality.com ad with Dr. Powers Hormone therapy is pitched for fatigue, brain fog, irritability, and low energy Gut testing can reveal foods causing inflammation and symptoms that mimic hormone issues Andrea's hormone treatment and food sensitivity talk get used as examples Bad Boys nostalgia covers all four movies and the original Miami setting Martin Lawrence's public breakdown leads to debate over stress versus drug use They argue drugs are usually behind the most extreme celebrity meltdowns Bad Boys was originally set up for Dana Carvey and John Lovitz They say Will Smith and Martin Lawrence made the movie work despite a weak script John Lovitz once visited the studio, brought his dog, and shed all over the couch Lovitz also wanted a much longer interview than expected Fear Factor reboot talk includes snake cruelty complaints and who even watches network TV now They question TV ratings, streaming numbers, and whether anyone is truly watching Bluey gets called the most watched show mostly because kids loop it nonstop They argue modern viewership stats are muddy, inflated, and kind of useless David Bowie predicting the internet in 1997 still feels dead-on Early internet visionaries saw streaming coming long before the tech could support it RV and home TV talk turns into debate over whether giant televisions still matter Phones and tablets now dominate how younger people consume media Streaming services get slammed for bad support and unreliable 4K quality Amanda Seyfried prosthetic body-part story leads to jokes about props versus CGI They wonder how many weird celeb stories are just planted promo bait McDonald's viral marketing talk turns into a broader rant about agency strategy and fake authenticity Jeff Blasey, early studio lighting, and TV psychology lead to discussion of manipulative marketing tricks Drug ads, actors playing patients, and blurred ad disclosure all feel gross Corporate power and capitalism spiral into a depressing but familiar show rant They admit independent media is harder, but it gives them control and closer ties to listeners Small businesses offer better service while giant chains win on speed and price Restaurant decline makes cooking at home feel more appealing They hope people still want real human work instead of AI slop AI may help with backend tasks, but not art, menus, or creative stuff people actually see Hollerbach's German Restaurant gets praised as a full Sanford night out with food, drinks, music, and pins Big roadside billboards used to feel magical, especially the old Universal E.T. sign Digital billboards feel less memorable and less effective than old practical ones They question whether billboard ads really work, even after trying them Reddit story about a fake-working security guard sneaking into concerts and games for free They debate whether the scam is harmless until greed pushes it too far More scam talk includes hacked cards, bank robbery stories, old discount perks, and surviving on corporate crumbs Forgotten Hooters cards, dead ad accounts, and leftover company resources become accidental loophole legends Tax write-offs, audit odds, and corporate waste spark more rule-bending talk The show ends with a terrible St. Patrick's Day rap and disbelief over the line leprechaun baby ### Social Media https://tomanddan.com https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive https://facebook.com/amediocretime https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive Where to Find the Show Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time/id334142682 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2FtZWRpb2NyZXRpbWUvcG9kY2FzdC54bWw TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-p364156/ Tom & Dan on Real Radio 104.1 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/ Exclusive Content https://tomanddan.com/registration Merch https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/

    2h 44m
  2. 904 - Buzz Ball P****r Fish

    27 FEB

    904 - Buzz Ball P****r Fish

    * Sponsor read Bart Merrick Team and market confusion * Longtime advertiser becomes platinum client * Advice on buying and selling during rate changes * Friday Free Show opening * BDM Appreciation Week announced * $5 shirt presale and signup info * April 11 members party details * Dad hat merch sale * Construction noise outside studio * Seth absent due to renovation stress * Discussion of stress tolerance and burnout * Stress without recovery worsens coping * Beard turning gray conversation * Biggest regret was starting renovation * Previous mansion sale repair disputes * Video tour of unfinished house * Smart fridge ovens and propane range * Expensive decorative upgrades * Range caused house fire incident * Gaudy luxury house jokes * Wood ceiling beams and playroom prep * Project far behind schedule * Screaming in car lost voice * Wrong appliance finish frustration * Bad contractor work and service issues * Smart oven wifi and Sabbath mode * Limestone tile sealed incorrectly * Entire floor covered in hardened spots * Contractors refused repair job * Chemical strip then mechanical polish * Repair cost about five thousand * Regret selling old house * Marriage strain and cramped rental life * Wife now works at Disney hotel * Increased workload at dojo * Castleberry neighborhood comparison * Broken ride on car giveaway * Boat dock lift completed * Boat stuck in driveway tire issues * Childcare juggling during move * Sleep Number bed delivery trouble * Plumbing and wiring disputes * Move in maybe one to two weeks * Six figures over budget * Savings emotionally drained * Pool dig discovered large root * Extra charges expected * Spiral staircase delivery problems * Karate of Orlando business plug * Dojo pricing confusion email * Premium materials admiration * Tease armed speedboat near Cuba * Cuban Coast Guard shootout story * No child on the boat * Armed men attacked patrol boat * Cuba labeled infiltration * Attackers killed after gunfire exchange * Amateur invasion disbelief * Miami exile groups discussed * Childhood neighbors ran drills * Teen transporting guns to Everglades * Shooting watermelons no ear protection * Guns and Melons joke * Parent loss reflection * Growing up minority in Miami * Kids had access to guns and alcohol * Debate nature vs parenting influence * Listener sent Bentons country ham * Country ham traditions and funerals * Quick fry biscuits serving method * Anniversary restaurant indecision * Tease feeding alcohol to hawk * Man gave BuzzBall to hawk arrested * Alcohol toxic to birds * Old beer drinking camel story * Animals seeking intoxicants discussion * Mid level cruelty debate * Marijuana smoke harms birds * Dead pelican car prank * Amoeba infection fears * Pee hole fish myth debunked * Amazon travel fears comparison * Upcoming show plugs and events ### Social Media [https://tomanddan.com](https://tomanddan.com) [https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) [https://facebook.com/amediocretime](https://facebook.com/amediocretime) [https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive](https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive) Tom & Dan on Real Radio 104.1 Apple Podcasts: [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990) Google Podcasts: [https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s) TuneIn: [https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/) Exclusive Content [https://tomanddan.com/registration](https://tomanddan.com/registration)

    1h 37m
  3. 903 - Don't Call Me Crying

    19 FEB

    903 - Don't Call Me Crying

    Show intro and theme music return Ross McCoy joins on the couch Dan warns mics are hot before going live Podcast gear vs traditional radio console Old Yamaha NG-166CX-USB mixer in studio Raising faders slowly to avoid pops and ego boosts Hosts wanting louder mics for control Avoiding over-modulation and rough faders Radio mic on off buttons and forgetting to flip them Purpose and criticism of cough buttons Extra hardware in the signal chain hurting audio Tom coughing on air joke Athlete representing another country at the Olympics Eileen Gu competing for China despite U.S. upbringing American born skier with Chinese mother Alleged 6 million payment and citizenship questions Debate over loyalty vs financial incentive Athletes switching countries for better qualification odds Comparisons to paid World Cup teams like Qatar Pro sports money moves vs Olympic idealism Hypothetical selling out to another country Character rant about fiat currency vs gold Joke about tipping with a worthless dollar Taking foreign money framed as capitalism Media framing silver medals as failures Hostile coverage and death threats debate Would you move for 6 million Social media rewarding money driven controversy Influencers chasing cash and outrage Buying Olympic medals as investments joke Medals not solid gold and ribbon quality complaints Human rights criticism vs athletes taking money Precious stones vs gold value debate Diamonds and artificial scarcity comparison Curling cheating controversy over double touching the stone Canada vs Sweden slow motion replay dispute Any force is force argument Rules matter even if impact is tiny Intent vs accidental second touch debate Denial despite video evidence Calm nations arguing apocalypse joke Elite athletes controlling micro movements Hypothetical micro spins and huffing to influence outcome Uri Geller micro movement reference Curling stones sourced from Ailsa Craig granite Unique dense water resistant granite claims Artificial scarcity and monopoly jokes MLB special mud myth comparison Rare materials vs marketing hype debate Caller confirms rarity and 600 per stone estimate Robot test comparing Olympic vs cheap stones Tradition of curling resisting change Ram Dave Boat Gambling Invitational March 31 Port Canaveral Hosted on Victory Casino Cruise Sponsors Mo DeWitt, Pyro Spot, Elite Vintage Apparel, Marshall Bone Construction 25 entry includes meal, dessert, drink voucher, free drinks while gambling, 20 slot credit Contact Ross McCoy to reserve Gambling begins shortly after leaving port Chef Ed pushing tater tots onto menu Praise for Victory Casino Cruise food Gambling addiction and chicken salad jokes Prep kitchen below waterline Music break and Ram leaves to catch boat BoJack Horseman praised but very dark Stranded boat memory eating Subway during fight Lethal Weapon nostalgia and Speed rewatch Kids finding older action movies slow Shower and counter sex jokes Paying handyman in Suboxone bit Facebook Marketplace reactions on listings Laugh emoji as vigilante justice against flippers Not caring if buyers resell for profit Re gifting etiquette without drama Camping chair left at swim class and claimed Finders keepers joke Stop drop roll discussion and viral fire clips Gasoline prank jumping into lake speculation Teen fireball stunt burning hair and hand Lying about barbecue accident Friend could have gone to jail if filmed Another stunt burning legs Reflection on chasing attention with danger Jackass style content saturation Father son stunt content idea Hesitation to post TikTok content Plug for Ross McCoy interviews BDM show perks and appreciation Upcoming hip surgery anxiety and recovery plan Fear of temporary leg issues after surgery Schedule changes and fake drama joke Uncertainty about returning next Wednesday ### Social Media [https://tomanddan.com](https://tomanddan.com) [https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) [https://facebook.com/amediocretime](https://facebook.com/amediocretime) [https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive](https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive) Tom & Dan on Real Radio 104.1 Apple Podcasts: [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990) Google Podcasts: [https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s) TuneIn: [https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/) Exclusive Content [https://tomanddan.com/registration](https://tomanddan.com/registration)

    1h 48m

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Tom and Dan were once sitting in a hotel room in Daytona Beach, Florida where the air-condition didn't work, they were out of beer, and the cable only had 2 channels that came in static free. One of their friends suggested that they leave and attempt to find something better to do to which Dan replied "Why would we want to ruin a mediocre time?" If you were to ask "Tom and Dan" what the meaning of life is, they might tell you that there is none. Born from a feeling that nothing in life truly matters and that for the most part we're all surrounded by scumbags, "Tom and Dan" figured out that there's only one true constant in life; laughter. How did they come to that conclusion? It's all they have. You see, just like the mass majority of us, "T & D" have day jobs and it was at said day job where they cued in on the fact that some of the greatest laughs came at the end of the day. There's just something about the relaxed feeling of knowing that you have very little time left at work to put in. Maybe it's the "punch drunkenness" of still being at work; no one is quite sure. There they sat in their office, the door shut to their co-workers and management, only making each other laugh to the point of tears. Finally they realized that it might not be such a bad idea to roll tape on these conversations. Why not? They would be having them anyway, taped or not, and it was fun. Both of them come from rather lengthy broadcasting careers so setting up a home studio wasn't so hard to do. And with the addition of Ross, the consummate straight man and "News Dad", things got even more "mediocre." Broadcasting since 2009 has garnered a rather extensive following for "T & D" with loyal "scumbags" (as their listeners are affectionately known) checking in from all across the world. Hundreds of shows under their belts and winners of the Orlando Weekly's "Best of Orlando 2011" for "Best Kept Secret" reassures them both that yes…no one is listening! (Best Kept Secret? HA!)

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