Brigitte Pellerin

Brigitte Pellerin

Social critic, dans les deux langues officielles. brigittepellerin.substack.com

  1. 19/12/2025

    Would you get in line and suffer, you insufferable little twerps

    The Ontario government is composed of grumpy old men and worse women who think that playing and being happy are two of the most miserable activities known to children and will therefore stamp it out in favour of good old-fashioned rigorous academic achievement. In other words, they’re being stupid again. Ontario released a new curriculum for kindergarten in the province on Thursday, but the shift away from “play-based” learning towards “academic rigor” is sparking concern from teachers and opposition. The new “back-to-basics” curriculum will go into effect in the 2026-2027 school year. It contains changes to learning expectations including new requirements in math, science and language skills. Current learning expectations for kindergarteners in the province follow the province’s 2016 Kindergarten Program which emphasizes learning through exploration and play. Next school year, kindergarten learning will include “evidence-based, systematic, and explicit instruction in reading, as well as strengthened learning in mathematics, science and technology,” according to a Ministry of Education memo sent to schools this week. Introduction to fractions, adding and subtracting to 10 and vocabulary and reading fluency are among some of the updated curriculum requirements. For f**k’s sake. Microbiology and advanced reasoning, too, while we’re at it? I’m no academic expert, but I’ve homeschooled three children for 12 years (in addition to teaching karate to a bunch more) and I can absolutely tell you that the best way for anyone to learn anything is to find joy in it. With my kids we learned storytelling and the basics of grammar by reading poetry out loud. We acted out short plays and Dr. Seuss stories. We played “store” to learn the basics of addition and subtraction. I had computer games to make them practice basic math. When it came to the multiplication tables, I couldn’t think of any fun activity so I resorted to making them memorize the thing and that was perhaps the worst three weeks of my parenting life. They got it in the end, which is serving them not at all now that they’re older teenagers, but I’m pretty sure my premier doesn’t want to hear how pointless rote memorization feels. Please subscribe! This, by the way, is the same bunch of politicians who believe that the only way to work is in an office after a long-ass commute in a car. They seem to think that nothing worthwhile can happen if it’s not miserable and painful. Work should feel like a sentence, dammit. And so should school, at any age. None of this playing b******t. The Ford government wants you — and your kids — to suffer every day. That’s the only way they know you’re contributing. Try to remember that next time we vote. And pick a different option, please and thank you. Get full access to Brigitte Pellerin at brigittepellerin.substack.com/subscribe

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  2. 14/12/2025

    Worthwhile Canadian initiatives

    (Honk if you’re old or sophisticated enough — or both! — to know why the headline to this post is hilarious. Let’s get together and rant about the good old days together, okay?) Thanks for reading! This post is public so feel free to share it. A big old f*****g yes to this bill, removing restrictive covenants that protect grocery stores from competition: Manitoba is on track to become the first jurisdiction in Canada to have true competition in the grocery sector, with 23 property controls already submitted for removal in response to the Property Controls for Grocery Stores and Supermarkets Act (Bill 31), which passed earlier this year, Premier Wab Kinew and Public Service Delivery Minister Mintu Sandhu announced today. “Our government is committed to making life more affordable for you and your family,” said Kinew. “Manitobans can’t take on the big grocery chains on their own, but we can. This is just one tool we are using to aggressively work toward affordability in this province. There will be more measures to come, but the early success of Bill 31 shows we are on the right track when it comes to lowering prices for Manitoba families.” The Property Controls for Grocery Stores and Supermarkets Act, passed in June 2025, prevents grocery stores from creating new restrictive covenants or exclusivity clauses. A six-month period was provided for grocery stores to register a property control if they believe it should be maintained or to amend controls to remove the grocery-related component. Any grocery-related property controls that were not registered are considered void. Restrictive covenants are used by big businesses to limit similar businesses from setting up shop in close proximity to their own place of business. It’s not the only reason grocery prices have gone up, for sure. But it’s one thing that restricts competition and as we all know, protecting businesses from competition has never led to lower prices for consumers in the entire history of ever. So, good for Kinew and his government for taking that on, and can we clone the Manitoba premier already? This is what I do for a living. If it adds value to your life, please consider supporting it. On a completely different note, you may not have noticed it as much in the MOU Brouhaha or the Ma Xmas-Party Double-Dipping Kerfuffle (such excitement around here, I tell you), but the federal government has introduced Bill C-16 which, among other good things, would make femicide a first-degree murder. So that’s another big old f*****g yes from me. I would go even further to protect victims of intimate partner violence — overwhelmingly those are women and children, so for simplicity’s sake I will write accordingly, but that is not to deny that men can also be victims of intimate partner violence. I would create a new offence for coercive control and have that handled in special courts with special judges who are trained in the matter and have powers to investigate in addition to adjudicative powers. France has a model that can serve as inspiration. The “juge d’instruction” is a magistrate who conducts criminal investigations and rules on same. In the system I have in mind, delays would be very short, so as to avoid people having clouds of suspicion above their heads for years. In such a streamlined and specialized system, coercive control would not be a criminal offence. First of all because in criminal court, you have to prove guilt beyond a reasonable doubt and as we know only too well, in cases of intimate partner violence that does not include physical abuse documented by medical professionals or police officers, that’s almost always impossible to accomplish and abusers walk free and continue to re-offend. Coercive control should be a non-criminal offence, and someone should be found liable if it is proven on the balance of probabilities — i.e. if it’s more true than not. With judges who participate in the investigation, and procedures simple enough that presumed victims don’t go bankrupt paying for lawyers. Of course, in such a system, you wouldn’t want punishment to include jail time or indeed anything unduly harsh because the corollary of making an offence easier to prove is that punishment has to be lighter. Someone found to have engaged in coercive control could be punished by civil penalties and maybe restraining orders. But someone found to have engaged in coercive control more than once — say, three times? Then it could become a criminal offence that, if proven beyond a reasonable doubt after a fair trial, might be punishable by jail time. Oh, and one more thing: There should be very serious punishment for anyone knowingly making false accusations, especially those made in bad faith. Wanting to protect victims of intimate partner violence should not be an excuse for taking revenge on someone who may have been a jerk but not abusive. Such a system would go a long way towards protecting victims before abusers go from coercive control to physical violence. Get full access to Brigitte Pellerin at brigittepellerin.substack.com/subscribe

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