Something For That Ass

Brooke & Lenna
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From the minds of Brookelyn & Lenna

  1. 28 JAN

    When is it okay to go back to an ex?

    Episode 65 - On this episode we are continuing the game from the last episode! We handpicked the BEST possible questions like when is it okay to go back to your ex, what's one good thing about dating apps and social obligations that are a waste of time 🤫 Thank you for watching and listening 🍑 Time Stamps: 00:00 Best place to pee while you're out and about 04:30 One social obligation that is a waste of time 08:00 Graduation ceremonies are the worst 11:00 How long can you keep your dating profile pics up 16:00 Conspiracy theories I can get behind 21:00 Men who go to raves 24:30 Falling in love on a dating app 28:00 Dating short men 32:00 Worst signs 40:00 When is it okay to go back to an ex? 43:30 You're gonna feel that I don't fwu 47:00 Possessiveness is hot but scary 53:00 Insults that are compliments 56:00 You took it too far 1:01:45 You should be ashamed 1:05:00 Stop talking to me about other girls you don't like 1:08:00 Baby wipes are not feminine we promise

    1h 13m

  2. 16 JAN

    If You're Going to Check Your Man's Phone, At Least be Prepared to Leave

    Episode 64 - Our FIRST episode of the new year and a couple days behind schedule BUT your favorite podcast is looking forward to bringing in 2026 right 🥳! On this episode we talk about getting a man's named tatted, seeking revenge until you feel satisfied and checking your man's phone while he's sleeping. Thank you for watching/listening 🍑 Time Stamps: 00:00 We're playing a NEW game on today's episode 05:30 Something people should keep to themselves? (Trauma Talk) 10:30 Certified red flag names 14:00 Just lie about this question if he asks 18:00 Tacky things people do at a restaurant 24:00 What is the dumbest tattoo? 30:00 I will seek revenge forever 34:30 Immediate grounds for breakup 38:00 If you're gonna check your man's phone, at least be prepared to leave 48:00 Something that makes you immediately suspicious 54:00 You're putting your health at risk for a BBL 59:00 Rituals before a plane ride

    1h 9m

  3. 31/12/2025

    Everything We're Leaving in 2025

    Episode 63 - We are bringing in the NEW YEAR by talking about everything we want to LEAVE in 2025! Everything from letting go the fear of failing, playing it small and crushing too hard. We hope you enjoy the festivities safely over the next couple days and we will see you all in 2026 🎉 Time Stamps: 00:00 celebrate the little wins 05:00 healthy crushes 08:00 if you don't listen to it you'll lose it 11:00 changing for the better 14:00 you're not good for me 20:00 staying busy is a game changer 25:00 my person would know how to act right 31:00 doing something you love 35:00 the fake concern is hilarious 38:00 I wear the pants 40:00 I'm not here to impress you or please you

    42 min

  4. 17/12/2025

    If the Honeymoon Stage is Problematic, You're F***ed

    Episode 62 - On the last episode of 2025 we have a TON to talk about. WE discuss giving up on a crush(s), men that don't apply pressure, dating during the honeymoon stage and men that aren't husband material. We are very thankful for all of you that tune in every week or are tuning in for the first time 💞 We look forward to seeing all of you in 2025! 🥂 Time Stamps: 00:00 life has been very eventful 02:40 giving up on your crush 06:00 the plain black/white tee effect 08:00 dating while you're heartbroken(missing old work) 10:30 getting super obsessive 11:00 I h8 having a crush 13:00 lust and love feel like the same thing 15:00 men that don't apply pressure 18:30 not husband material 22:00 dating should be fun 30:00 guys with girlfriends 36:00 relationship material 38:30 babies by strangers 41:00 it should be normal

    44 min

  5. 03/12/2025

    How Do You Have a "Roster" as a Man?

    Episode 61 - We recently ran into a very unfortunate and peculiar situation outside of a coffee shop that in part inspired today's episode. We also get into men with rosters, dating down as a woman and the dying coochie theory. Thank you for watching girls 🙂‍↕️ Time Stamps: 00:00 acting on urges 08:00 I flew off a golf cart 13:00 the coffee shop incident 20:00 if he hates you he's going to hate your kids 34:00 men with rosters 36:30 stop dating down 40:00 I am Kirby so I need someone cool 44:00 the dying coochie theory 48:00 I need a man that does things that I can't do

    51 min

  6. 19/11/2025

    Eating Mushrooms, Little D Energy and Finding a Girl's Special Spot

    Episode 60 - For our 60th EPISODE we got groovy and took mushrooms to celebrate 🎉! We also bought a game to play and of course we chose an explicit one. We answered questions that ranged from what gives little d*** energy, our DJ session rituals, what makes a man "daddy" and Lenna's moonlighting as a Pino Curator. Time Stamps: 00:00 eating mushrooms for our 60th episode 08:00 drawing butts for chat 10:00 most disturbing thing to yell when you c** 18:00 what makes a man “daddy” material 23:00 let it out is insane 27:00 what gives “LDE” 34:00 f*** marry kill round 1 36:00 MISS HENTAI 45:00 who would you want to share a join with 50:00 time for art class 58:00 it’s a hard to find area 1:02:00 my Pino curator

    1h 19m

  7. 05/11/2025

    Stop Dating Until You Can AFFORD the Woman YOU Want

    Episode 59 - No topic today but it doesn't matter cus we're generational yappers! First up, whether it's ripping yourself a new hole or involuntarily shutting yourself; having a baby is not a good time. Then, fvck a pump cover we're making Coochie Covers(TM) for all the girlies out there. And finally, maybe you need a break from dating until you can afford the woman you want. Thanks for watching 🍑 Time Stamps: 00:00 professional yappers 04:00 you either rip open or shyt yourself 13:00 dangerous men are the problem 16:00 gas stations are not safe 21:00 positive reinforcement 23:00 I need a coochie cover 34:00 304’s have it ROUGH 39:00 Saweetie is not your typical “304” 40:00 maybe the IG baddie just isn’t in the cards for you 43:00 take a break from dating until you can afford the woman you want 46:00 fake chemistry 48:30 it’s never THAT good

    1h 2m

  8. 22/10/2025

    Spooky or Sweet First Date Ideas

    Episode 58 - In the spirit of Halloween, we ask each other what we consider to be scary or cute first date ideas and why! Some of our answers may surprise you 🤭... Happy Halloween 🎃 Time Stamps: 00:00 Fishing & Flip flops??? 04:00 Hunting.... 09:00 Family functions 12:50 Museums 14:30 dates without food??? 16:00 Drinks date 22:00 Aquarium or Zoo 28:00 sports events 35:00 picnic dates 40:00 let me know when you're in the area 50:00 club date?

    1h 6m
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From the minds of Brookelyn & Lenna

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  • Creator
    Brooke & Lenna
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2026
  • Episodes
    67
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © Copyright 2026 Brooke & Lenna
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    Something For That Ass

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