First Seven Inch Club (AKA Border Boss)

Border Boss & Friends
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Two dying old men formerly active in the Albany hardcore scene rate and review obscure metal and hardcore 7" records as the light slowly fades from their eyes. Formerly and occasionally-still known as BORDER BOSS, a Taco Bell appreciation-cast.

  1. Episode 233 - Suppression Swing

    3D AGO

    Episode 233 - Suppression Swing

    This week the price is right, but the vibe is wrong. We’re just trying to check out some records and Natalie Merchant won’t shut the hell up. Trouble me no further, Natalie, because the night belongs to me. Hey! SUPPRESSION SWING! Give ‘em what they want!

    1h 13m
  2. Episode 232 - Flame On

    MAY 6

    Episode 232 - Flame On

    A Cubs baseball to the skull - for that you'd expect to pay 34.99 in stores but I'll tell you what... let's turn into into cash. Every caller that calls in, every hand that goes up... your cost... 14.99 SOLD Next up for bid - deluxe European import... luxury melodic expresso hardcore from FLAME ON - Get up and call in now!!

    1h 34m
  3. Episode 231 - sperm crickets

    APR 29

    Episode 231 - sperm crickets

    The world moves quickly and if you don't take time to catch up on the Avatar series, the Devil Wears Prada 2 will have come and gone before you even know it and the whole world my pass you by. Say while I have you here, have you heard the good news about semen grasshop... beg your pardon, ma'am I meant Sperm Crickets?

    1h 8m
  4. Episode 230 - Inkwell

    APR 22

    Episode 230 - Inkwell

    Today we are doing our best to stay free of the devil's dust but our families are starving and these collectible cards aren't getting any cheaper. Let's see if the printshop pros in INKWELL have any useful advice.

    1h 23m
  5. Episode 229 - La Gritona

    APR 15

    Episode 229 - La Gritona

    This week we expand our operation into brick and mortar and sleep and sports as we drizzle a li'l taste of groove-honey all over our revolvers before letting the barrel blow to the sounds of LA GRITONA.

    1h 33m
  6. Episode 228 - Machine That Flashes

    APR 1

    Episode 228 - Machine That Flashes

    This week we fight over who gets the apple, who gets the fudge, and who gets in the ring with WOMEN. Let's see how many Blade Runners we can count while holding our breath because of the pheromones. Once we finish all that, we can finally chill to some music without all those loud guitars for once with MACHINE THAT FLASHES.

    1h 26m
  7. Episode 227 - Dawncore

    MAR 25

    Episode 227 - Dawncore

    This episode is about USA USA USA! where we eat Sushi from robots USA USA USA! and celebrate leftist sports memorabilia USA USA USA! and listen to nonstop explosion metal from Hungary USA USA USA! Mutassatok egy kis szeretetet az arcoknak a DAWNCORE bandából! USA USA USA!

    1h 41m
  8. Episode 226 - Bergenfield Four

    MAR 11

    Episode 226 - Bergenfield Four

    We're eating taco salads, watching cheese commercials and sneaking into music festivals with predictable sewage mismanagement so you know we got that time machine firing on all six. In Canada our six might only get you four but each one of the four has their own wiki because it's the BERGENFIELD FOUR.

    1h 35m
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Two dying old men formerly active in the Albany hardcore scene rate and review obscure metal and hardcore 7" records as the light slowly fades from their eyes. Formerly and occasionally-still known as BORDER BOSS, a Taco Bell appreciation-cast.

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