282 episodes

Jef and Jon review Star Wars expanded universe novels. Every week they discuss a few chapters at a time making their way through some of the strangest and most insufferable entries in the Star Wars canon.

Expounded Universe Jef Aldrich and Jon Taylor

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    • 4.9 • 63 Ratings

Jef and Jon review Star Wars expanded universe novels. Every week they discuss a few chapters at a time making their way through some of the strangest and most insufferable entries in the Star Wars canon.

    281 - Rancor Ridin' Dirty

    281 - Rancor Ridin' Dirty

    Okay, this one I remember. Our characters one by one begin to converge on Nal Hutta, the current homeworld of everyone's favorite big slug gansgters. No one meets anyone else yet though. We're saving that for sweeps.
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    • 1 hr 10 min
    280 = The Toxic Moxla Avenger

    280 = The Toxic Moxla Avenger

    Okay, apparently I forgot to post this very important episode for a while and a half, between work trips and some ongoing medical drama, it just slipped my attention. I officially apologize. Also, I have no idea what happened in it. I don't even know what a moxla is anymore. Some sort of venomous thing, I trust. Please enjoy!
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    • 1 hr 3 min
    279 - Cinzia Been Gone!

    279 - Cinzia Been Gone!

    Welcome back to Star Wars! Specifically that special brand of Bioware-era Star Wars (like, they got their own era) set 4000 years before New Hope! Meet a bunch of new characters with forgettable fantasy names and also JET NEBULA.
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    • 1 hr 12 min
    278 - Shadows Rising Wrapup

    278 - Shadows Rising Wrapup

    What did we think? What did you want to know? What are we doing next? The elements? We answer all the questions!
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    • 1 hr 11 min
    277 - Bwon with the Wind

    277 - Bwon with the Wind

    The climax is reached, can this book actually change anything or move any of the in-game story along? Will Bwonsamdi survive? Who rides what mounts? The elements? You better believe it.
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    • 1 hr 3 min
    276 - Nick at Nite Reference

    276 - Nick at Nite Reference

    The penultimate episode dawns! A race begins as the Zandalari and Horde fight to stop the Widow's Bite from killing Bwonsamdi. You know what all those words mean, right? I sure do.
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    • 57 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
63 Ratings

63 Ratings

Lordbiffles ,

Jon sent me

Such a good podcast. Thanks Jef and Jon for giving me the funnies and the chuckles.

Sarikvaster ,

Exactly what I need in a book review

I only read a few of the expanded universe books as a kid, and this is definitely a good source to decide if I want to read any of them now. (While mostly the answer is “no”, they did make me interested in some of the stories in Tales from the Mos Eisley Cantina) It’s a great overview of the plots of the books along with the classic Jeff and John roasting of the material.

Sailor Goon♥ ,

Hork up them dangle hams, kids!

It's a rare treat when a poorly written novel can become the highlight of my day. System Mastery skillfully retells the story of rather unfortunate Star Wars EU books and, God, they're really, really funny. Just like, "I-hate-myself-for-listening-to-this-while-I'm-driving-because-I'm-choking-on-my-spit-oh-god-send-help" funny. Their nerdy storm trooper voice should be recorded and placed in a museum for future generations to hear. If you're not sure about listening, DO IT. The fact that you're a nerd interested enough in Star Wars expanded universe lore means you will appreciate this podcast.

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