372 Pages We'll Never Get Back

372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
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Conor Lastowka and Michael J. Nelson are reading books they're pretty sure they're going to hate. Read along with us for a podcast book clubs of Ready Player One, Armada, The Eye of Argon, Dan Brown, and more!

  1. DEC 17

    372 Pages #198 – Owl Be Home for Christmas – Ep 1 – Julius Pringle Put Cherries in His Wife’s Christmas Cake, Obviously!!

    Thanks to everyone who supported the podcast on Patreon this year. Join the fun and get a whole bunch of stuff you can’t hear anywhere else: https://patreon.com/372pages Ok, let’s tally up the cozy: Christmas beanies. Hot chocolate. Candy canes. Matching sweaters with cute doggo. Sentient owl. Butts. Poop. Murdered senior — all right, look! Maybe … Continue reading "372 Pages #198 – Owl Be Home for Christmas – Ep 1 – Julius Pringle Put Cherries in His Wife’s Christmas Cake, Obviously!!"

    2h 37m
  2. 280 Mysteries Ep 17 – The Case of the Hard Luck Boy

    DEC 10

    280 Mysteries Ep 17 – The Case of the Hard Luck Boy

    Obviously you’re all thinking, “Donald Sobel wrote an Encyclopedia Brown Mystery about the 1993 Georgia Satellites song?! Weird. But very intriguing!” Sadly, no. This was written eight years prior to its release. The solution is utter madness.

    20 min

  3. DEC 4

    372 Pages #197 – 2025 Cozy Book Buffet

    We went over some of the thousands and thousands of cozy mysteries out there before deciding on OWL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS as our 2025 cozy. Revisit the contenders! Assignment: Read thru Chapter 8

    31 min

  4. NOV 25

    372 Pages #196 – Deception Point Ep 4 – Corky Coats Himself in His Own WHAT?!*

    Support the podcast on Patreon, where you can hear our latest 280 Mysteries with special guest Dan Deacon, and be the first to learn what book is next! https://patreon.com/372pages This is it, the final episode of Dan Brown’s Deception Point, a book so dumb it raises (lowers?) the level at which a 372 book can … Continue reading "372 Pages #196 – Deception Point Ep 4 – Corky Coats Himself in His Own WHAT?!*"

    2h 58m
  5. 280 Mysteries Ep 16 – The Case of the Wounded Dog

    OCT 31

    280 Mysteries Ep 16 – The Case of the Wounded Dog

    Pigs are stolen. Gooses killed, gutted, de-feathered, roasted over spits and eaten by drifters. And, evidently, dogs are wounded. Idaville’s an odd place. Can Mike crack the case?! Listen to the complete 280 Mysteries archive on our Patreon! patreon.com/372pages

    19 min

  6. OCT 24

    372 Pages #195 – Deception Point Ep 3 – Conor Admits to Performing Rocket Man!

    Support the podcast on Patreon where you get every episode a week early, plus access to every 280 Mysteries episode! https://patreon.com/372pages Find out how this book compares to the works of Tolstoy, Virginia Woolf and Rush. And while you’re at it, follow the exploits of Hot Sexton and her father Senator Sexton Sedgewick. Does triple … Continue reading "372 Pages #195 – Deception Point Ep 3 – Conor Admits to Performing Rocket Man!"

    2h 50m
  7. 280 Mysteries Ep 15 – The Case of the Missing Watch Goose

    OCT 17

    280 Mysteries Ep 15 – The Case of the Missing Watch Goose

    Listen to the complete 280 Mysteries archive, including our brand new episode with Joel McHale, only on the 372 Pages Patreon! https://patreon.com/372pages Watch goose* is a thing, everyone. Seriously. We don’t like it anymore than you do, but it’s a thing. Mike tries to crack the case. *”Guard goose” would also be an accepted term.

    22 min

  8. OCT 10

    372 Pages #194 – Deception Point Ep 2 – Ice Bullets, Snifters and Puggish Smiles!

    Support the podcast on Patreon where you can hear our latest 280 Mysteries episode with special guest JOEL MCHALE! patreon.com/372pages Courvoisier-sipping senator Sedgewick Sexton; the hideous, grotesque, smoke-spewing, long-limbed inhuman creature Marjorie Tench; and Deltas One, Two and Three are just a few of the characters discussed in this episode. So much happens. So many … Continue reading "372 Pages #194 – Deception Point Ep 2 – Ice Bullets, Snifters and Puggish Smiles!"

    2h 46m
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Conor Lastowka and Michael J. Nelson are reading books they're pretty sure they're going to hate. Read along with us for a podcast book clubs of Ready Player One, Armada, The Eye of Argon, Dan Brown, and more!

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