Wizard of Ads Monday Morning Memo

Roy H. Williams

Thousands of people are starting their workweeks with smiles of invigoration as they log on to their computers to find their Monday Morning Memo just waiting to be devoured. Straight from the middle-of-the-night keystrokes of Roy H. Williams, the MMMemo is an insightful and provocative series of well-crafted thoughts about the life of business and the business of life.

  1. 5d ago

    People, Personalities, Corporations, Brands

    Living people have personalities and imaginary people have personalities. Corporations do not have personalities. Corporations have brands. The average corporate brand consists of a trademarked logo, minutes of board meetings, and a manual of policies and procedures. A brilliant corporate brand has a personality that lives inside our mind. We do not bond with corporations. We bond with personalities. The personalities of living people are revealed by their statements, actions, and reactions. The personalities of imaginary people are revealed in the stories that are told about them. A brand personality is an imaginary person that lives in the mind of the customer. The more deeply that a customer feels like they “know” the brand, the more likely they are to choose that brand. They are buying from a trusted friend. Sustainable and scalable ad campaigns are a series of stories that reveal the personality of a brand.Notice that I said “reveal” the personality. You cannot explain your brand personality. You must allow the public to experience it. You cannot say, “We are tender-hearted and generous.” You must allow the customer to listen to your stories and realize that you are tender-hearted and generous. Do not say, “We are bold, innovative leaders.” You must allow the customer to listen to your stories and decide for themselves that you are a bold, innovative leader. Let me say it again. You cannot explain your brand personality. You must allow the public to experience it.This was what Sir Arthur Conan Doyle did in 1887 when he launched a series of stories about a man named Sherlock Holmes. This was what Marvel Comics did in 1962 when they launched a series of stories about a young man named Peter Parker who was bitten by a radioactive spider. This was what Steve Jobs did in 1983 when he began urging us to Think Different. The more we read and heard his ads, the more we perceived Apple to be innovative and visionary, simple and intuitive, sophisticated and elegant, and delightfully, humanly, rebellious. But Steve Jobs never said those things. Those are the conclusions that we came to on our own You have story to tell. And you have the rest of your life to tell it. Are you ready to get started? Roy H. Williams

  2. Sep 21

    Water Creatures

    I chose the title “Water Creatures” because it elicits the flexibility of symbolic thought, which is the subject of today’s message. “Elicits from where?” you ask. From within you. “Water” followed by “Creatures” causes you to imagine living things in a liquid world where slippery creatures wiggle through water more elegantly than birds through the air, occasionally bursting through the barrier that separates their world from our own. We see them briefly above the waterline. Symbolic language allows your listener to personalize your story and participate in it by supplying details that you did not include. Symbolic language gives you access to the thoughts and beliefs and hopes and dreams and suspicions that lie deep in the hearts of your listeners. This is what people are talking about when they speak of “listener engagement.” John Steinbeck describes this process in his preface to “East of Eden.”“The reader will take from my book what he brings to it. The dull witted will get dullness and the brilliant may find things in my book I didn’t know were there.” Symbolic language causes the subconscious to become active. We did this together last week when we alternated a series of non-rhyming lines from unrelated works of literature and then layered those lines like a lasagna to see what they would say to the subconscious mind. After each line is read, I will inject my own reaction. Something there is that doesn’t love a wall. (a desire to cross a barrier) Darkness settles on the city (the world grows dark) of man’s first disobedience, and the fruit. (disobedience and fruit) Children playing in the garden. (innocence in a garden) To be, or not to be, that is the question. (Life? Or Death? A choice.) Winter brings a bit of sadness. (Loss of light and warmth) Silence covers hidden places. (Silence and hiding) When those random lines are considered collectively, I am reminded of an ancient story in the third chapter of Genesis. (And they heard the sound of the Lord God walking in the garden in the cool of the day, and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the Lord God among the trees of the garden. Then the Lord God called to Adam and said to him, “Where are you? Adam said, “I heard Your voice in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked; and I hid myself.” God said, “Who told you that you were naked? Have you eaten from the tree of which I commanded you that you should not eat?”) Those random lines triggered the third chapter of Genesis in my mind. Your reaction may have been been entirely different. We take from the story what we bring to it. This is the nature and the wonder of symbolic language. Bob Dylan won a Nobel Prize for it.Do you doubt me? Let’s look at the lyrics of Dylan’s greatest hits. I believe that you will quickly recognize their flavor to be a reduction sauce of symbolic thoughts created by a master chef, a concentrated liquid as dark as the deepest waters. How does it feel, how does it feel? To be on your own, with no direction home A complete unknown, like a rolling stone Ah you never turned around to see the frowns On the jugglers and the clowns when they all did tricks for you You never understood that it ain’t no good You shouldn’t let other people get your kicks for you You used to ride on a chrome horse with your diplomat Who carried on his shoulder a Siamese cat Ain’t it hard when you discovered that He really wasn’t where it’s at. – Bob Dylan, Like A Rolling Stone © Universal Music Publishing Group How many roads must a man walk down Before you call him a man? Yes, ’n’ how many seas must a white dove sail Before she sleeps in the sand? – Bob Dylan, Blowin’ in the Wind © 1962 by Warner Bros. Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me I’m not sleepy and there is no place I’m going to Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me In the jingle jangle morning I’ll come followin’ you Then take me disappearin’ through the smoke rings of my mind Down the foggy ruins of time, far past the frozen leaves The haunted, frightened trees, out to the windy beach Far from the twisted reach of crazy sorrow Yes, to dance beneath the diamond sky with one hand waving free Silhouetted by the sea, circled by the circus sands With all memory and fate driven deep beneath the waves Let me forget about today until tomorrow – Bob Dylan, Mr. Tambourine Man, © 1964, 1965 by Warner Bros. Take a deep breath, friend, because we are going under again.I was burned out from exhaustion, buried in the hail Poisoned in the bushes and blown out on the trail Hunted like a crocodile, ravaged in the corn “Come in,” she said, “I’ll give you shelter from the storm” Suddenly I turned around and she was standin’ there With silver bracelets on her wrists and flowers in her hair She walked up to me so gracefully and took my crown of thorns “Come in,” she said, “I’ll give you shelter from the storm” Now there’s a wall between us, somethin’ there’s been lost I took too much for granted, got my signals crossed Just to think that it all began on a long-forgotten morn “Come in,” she said, “I’ll give you shelter from the storm” Well, the deputy walks on hard nails and the preacher rides a mount But nothing really matters much, it’s doom alone that counts And the one-eyed undertaker, he blows a futile horn “Come in,” she said, “I’ll give you shelter from the storm” – Bob Dylan, Shelter from the Storm, © 1974 by Ram’s Horn Music Chef, can you make a reduction sauce?Do you know how to create a bubbling brew of symbolic thoughts that will become a crossword puzzle in our minds? Do not think it is randomness, for it most certainly is not. Randomness is quickly recognized as the handiwork of a fool. The mystery and magic of symbolic language is that we know for certain that it means something. And it is up to each of us to figure out, for ourselves, what it is. Robert Frost knew this better than any man. When people would ask him, “What were you trying to say when you wrote such-and-such?” Frost would always answer, “What did it say to you?” Regardless of the answer they gave him, Robert Frost would smile and reply, “That is exactly what I was trying to say.” Learn to use symbolic language. Your heart already knows how. Now you must teach your mind. Readers will take from today’s Monday Morning Memo what they bring to it. The dull witted will find dullness, and the brilliant will find things I didn’t know were there. Roy H. Williams“If a story is not about the hearer he will not listen. And here I make a rule – a great and interesting story is about everyone or it will not last.” – John Steinbeck The wizard says this is also true of ads that bond the hearts of customers to a brand. – Indy Beagle Doug Noll is a well-known consultant to executives and entrepreneurs. He gives them essentially the same advice that the Wizard of Ads has been giving you for the past 32 years: “Win the heart, and the mind will follow.” Doug says that strong leadership begins with the understanding of a simple truth: People are emotional beings, and their nervous systems shape how they respond at work. “Employers,” he tells roving reporter Rotbart, “should stop thinking of their staff as rational, and recognize instead how strongly their emotions drive their actions and decisions on the job.” Doug says that leaders who understand this fundamental truth reduce workplace conflict and get more productive results from their people. Would you like to lead a happier, more productive team? Listen to this week’s episode at MondayMorningRadio.com

  3. Sep 14

    When is a Cliché Not a Cliché?

    At the center of every cliché is a point that deserves to be made.We need to learn to make these points in new and different ways. Overuse make clichés predictable. Familiarity makes them sound “correct”, even though clichés are always a mistake. A cliché is a phrase that is overused. It is overused because it is familiar. It is familar because it is overused. Are you beginning to see the swirling pattern that accelerates and perpetuates the sucking of our language down the drain of imbecility? Your goal as a writer should be to delight your listeners. You want them to be engaged in what you are saying. There can be no delight without an element of surprise. Predictability is the killer of surprise and delight. Clichés are the tombstones that mark the graves where their corpses lie. Allow me to summarize: Clichés are bad. Do not use them. NOTE: Every Large Language Model (LLM-AI) received its education by being immersed in an ocean of clichés. May I teach you a new way to write that is new, surprising, and different?Will you allow me to introduce you to meter? Meter is music that is heard in the subconscious mind. I will give you the names of a few different meters, but you do not need to remember them. The names of the meters are irrelevant. Your ability to create sentences that have rhythm is all that matters. The most common meter in the English language is iambic pentameter, a rhythmic pattern created by an unstressed syllable followed by a stressed syllable. (da-DUM da-DUM da-DUM da-DUM da-DUM) Robert Frost used iambic pentameter in Mending Wall John Milton used iambic pentameter in Paradise Lost Shakespeare used iambic pentameter in Hamlet “Something there is that doesn’t love a wall.” “Of man’s first disobedience, and the fruit…” “To be, or not to be, that is the question.” to BE, or NOT to BE, that IS the QUEStion. (da-DUM da-DUM da-DUM da-DUM da-DUM) If you reverse the order to create (DUM-da DUM-da DUM-da DUM-da DUM-da you are now using trochaic meter. “Darkness settles on the city.” “Children playing in the garden…” “Winter brings a bit of sadness.” “Silence covers hidden places.” We will now playfully alternate those random phrases written in opposing meters.Listen to the “call and response” that happens: “Something there is that doesn’t love a wall.” “Darkness settles on the city” “Of man’s first disobedience, and the fruit…” “Children playing in the garden…” “To be, or not to be, that is the question.” “Winter brings a bit of sadness.” “Silence covers hidden places.” When you have mastered meter, you will be tempted to add rhyme. Do not do this.Rhyme draws attention to your meter and makes it predictable. Need I remind you that predictability is the killer of surprise and delight? Blank verse is the name for words written in meter that do not rhyme. Blank verse creates magical music in the mind. Do you want your words to be remembered? Learn to write blank verse. Roy H. WilliamsPS – There are a multitude of meters. You do not need to know them all. But if you are curious to know a little more, visit Indy Beagle’s rabbit hole. Your best ideas always come to you when you stop trying so hard to find them. Sara Connell has studied why moments of clarity often surface while walking, showering, or just letting the brain wander. Sara teaches her readers and clients how to generate breakthrough ideas intentionally. Do you have more ideas than time to pursue them? Sara can solve that for you, as well. Do you want to listen in as Sara Connell shares her methods with roving reporter Rotbart? Do you want to learn how to: 1. slow the mental noise, 2. identify which ideas are worth exploring, and 3. turn flashes of inspiration into concrete next steps for business and life? The place to go is MondayMorningRadio.com

  4. Sep 7

    Energy & Activities, Decisions & Consequences

    Unexpected events happen to us all.This is why it is never completely within our power to determine the acceleration and elevation of our lives. We can, however, influence our futures to a meaningful degree through the intensity of our energies and the direction of our activities. Your energy and your activities, your decisions and their consequences are the gas pedal, the gearbox, the steering wheel and the roulette wheel of your life. Energy is the fuel that determines how fast your motor is spinning.How much energy are you expending each day?Activities determine your acceleration.What are you doing each day with your time?The amount of time you spend doing a thing – let’s call it “practicing” – determines whether you are in first, second, third, fourth, or fifth gear.Decisions spin the roulette wheel of Probability.Consequences follow decisions.Some of these consequences will be the ones that you were hoping for when you made your decision. Others will not. Unintended consequences happen to us all.Serendipity is an unintended consequence that works in your favor. Catastrophe is an unintended consequence that works against you. Never assume that the roulette wheel of Probability will always land on a winning number. Even when you have a 90 percent probability of winning, one out of every ten spins of the roulette wheel will punish you for no reason. It isn’t fair. It isn’t right. You didn’t plan for this. You didn’t choose it. But it happened. Get over it. Get past it. Deal with it. Move on. Do not allow your ears to hear your mouth tell the story of your bad luck. Do not let your eyes read the words of it; for every time you revisit your dark story, you empower that one, bad spin of the roulette wheel to determine the acceleration and elevation of your life. Quit whining and start winning. What will you do with your energy and activities, your decisions and their consequences?Will you choose a journey that is structured and predictable, or will you choose an exciting adventure? Predictable, structured journeys are often tedious and soul-sucking. Adventures are exciting because they bubble with trouble and danger. If there lurks no Wicked Witch, no dragon, no lions or tigers or bears, you are not having an adventure. Paul Tournier wrote a marvelous book called “The Adventure of Living”.Here are a few bits of its wisdom: “The excitement of adventure rescues us from the Sea of Introspection that drowns many of those who hesitate.” “The adventurous life is not one exempt from fear, but on the contrary, one that is lived in full knowledge of fears of all kinds, one in which we go forward in spite of our fears.” “The law of adventure is that it dies as it achieves its object.” Dorothy, go, adventure beyond the Wicked Witch, the flying monkeys and the sleep of the poppies, all the way to Oz. Bilbo, go, adventure beyond William the troll and the spiders of Mirkwood into the lair of the dragon. Ride through the skies on the backs of giant eagles and return home as an altogether different Hobbit. Frodo, go, adventure to Mordor with elves, dwarves, and men, destroy the ring, save Middle earth, then sail away on the White Ship to the Undying Lands. Go, reader, find your adventure and feel alive again. Roy H. WilliamsThe Wall Street Journal published a Pulitzer Prize-winning newspaper on September 12, 2001, the day after 9/11. Their offices had been destroyed. The boss could not be reached. The Journal was published, nonetheless. Listen as deputy rover Maxwell Rotbart interviews roving reporter Dean Rotbart, his father and co-host. They are talking about Dean’s newly expanded September Twelfth: An American Comeback Story. What we can learn from the Journal’s extraordinary response to a crisis that no contingency plan would ever have anticipated? You are unreachable and your offices have been destroyed. Do your people know what matters? Do they feel empowered to act? Can you believe that 9/11 happened 25 years ago? You will find it all at MondayMorningRadio.com NOTE: First published in 2021, September Twelfth received a Gold Medal from the Nonfiction Authors Association.

  5. Aug 31

    The Glimmering of Deep Waters

    Linda Pastam wrote a marvelous poem called “Driving West” in which these lines appear: We are the pioneers of our own histories, drawn to the horizon as if it waited just for us the way the young are drawn to the future, the old to the past. “…the way the young are drawn to the future, the old to the past.” I need you to hold those words tightly in your hands, even though they wriggle and thrash like slippery fishes anxious to escape your unfamiliar fingers and return to the quiet darkness where they can breathe water and feel entirely at home. Hold on to those words.Dr. Roger Sperry was awarded the Nobel Prize in 1981 for his documentation of the differences between the two hemispheres of our brains. One half of your brain puts you in touch with this Present Moment in this Real World. The other half puts you in touch with the Past and the Future in that mystical – magical – hallucinatory unreliable World of Imagination. Dr. Sperry discovered that what appears to a brain divided into two halves could more accurately be described as two separate, competing brains. In his Nobel Prize acceptance speech, Sperry said, “Each brain half appeared to have its own, largely separate, cognitive domain with its own private perceptual, learning and memory experiences, all of which were seemingly oblivious of corresponding events in the other hemisphere.” Dr. Sperry later said, “Each hemisphere of the brain is indeed a conscious system in its own right, perceiving, thinking, remembering, reasoning, willing, and emoting, all at a characteristically human level, and both the left and the right hemisphere may be conscious simultaneously in different, even in mutually conflicting,mental experiences that run along in parallel.” Regardless of which half you prefer, both halves are equally important. One half of your brain puts you in touch with This world. The other half puts you in touch with Possible worlds. One half puts you in touch with the sciences. The other half puts you in touch with the arts. Now let’s get back to those wriggling fish that I asked you to hold.The Future to which the young are drawn, and the Past to which the old are attracted, are different time zones in the world of imagination. The young live in the brightness of the noonday sun. The old live in the twilight and remember the light of day. Most Americans attempt to persuade each other with facts. We do this because we trust Science and we worship Mathematics, and that is why we write such terrible ads. Most of us, most of the time, trust our instincts. We trust our intuitive hearts. This is what Nobel laureate Daniel Kahneman described as System 1 or “Thinking Fast” in his book, “Thinking Fast and Slow.”Behavioral scientists estimate that roughly 90% to 95% of our daily decisions are made automatically and unconsciously using System 1 thinking. Most people don’t want to admit it. In fact, most people refuse to accept it. But the scientific truth is that we make at least nine-tenths our decisions in that half of the brain where the darkwater fish glimmer effortlessly and thoughtlessly, silver and gold in the moonlight. Study the arts. Learn to win the heart. If you win the heart, the mind will follow. The mind will always create logic to justify what the heart has already decided. Roy H. WilliamsPaul Kesig uses the acronym L.O.V.E. to encapsulate his approach to sales. L is for celebrating Little wins. O is for asking Open-ended questions. V is for creating and communicating Value. E is for building an Emotional connection. Paul says that pairing love with sales strikes many people as contradictory. This is usually because their experiences with bad salespeople have taught them to truly hate the sales process. Listen in as Paul explains to roving reporter Rotbart that those who have adopted his approach have quickly discovered that L.O.V.E. really can spell success; MondayMorningRadio.com

  6. Aug 24

    The Island Magic of Being Invisible

    The Island Magic of Being Invisible(A Song for My Partners)Six months later, a thought occurred to me; Writing for Youtube is like writing for radio and TV. Every writer has at their disposal the same techniques and tools; microphones, sound effects and cameras of every kind. But if you will succeed you must limit yourself to the microphone of your keystrokes; the sound effects and cameras of your mind. When we hear the words of Shakespeare they become music in our ear, and when we hear Robert Frost we are no longer lost. Those rhythms, mental music, and refrains remind me of the language of the Bible of King James. So what now, shall we do? I will try to imitate them and you will, too. We will write words for television and radio. We will tell stories and our clients will get rich you know. We will write essays and teach everything we show. People will remember what we taught them but forget who told them that it was so. We will write songs that make singers comprehensible. But we ourselves will always be invisible. Why do we do this, you and I? We do it because we have to, we don’t need to know why. We do it because we feel compelled. Writing is the only time we don’t feel like we should be doing something else. Roy H. WilliamsPennie and I were in New York 40 years ago for ArtExpo in the Jacob K. Javits Center. We spent 3 days looking at more than 10,000 pieces of pieces of art and meeting many hundreds of artists as we walked those 500,000 square feet together. At the end of the show we went home with only 3 pieces, all of which were purchased from a relatively unknown Israeli artist named Reudor Gratch. We invited Reudor and his wife, Effie, to dinner that night at “One if By Land, Two if By Sea” in Greenwich Village. We had an incredible evening with them. The next day, I picked up a newspaper when I noticed that one of the serigraphs we had purchased from Reudor was one of only THREE pieces of art the newspaper had photographed for their review of that year’s ArtExpo. You can see it at the top of this page.

  7. Aug 17

    Impression vs. Clarity

    August 17, 2026 “Trust” is a fuzzy word. We know the meaning of the word, but it conjures no clear image in the mind. “Razor blade” is a vivid word. Every time you hear it, you can see that razor blade clearly on the visuospatial sketchpad of working memory – also known as your imagination – in the dorsolateral prefrontal cortex of your brain. Trust is abstract. Razor blade is concrete. Trust is an artistic, emotional, relational word. Razor blade is a scientific, logical, transactional word. If you are thinking, “Razor blade is not a word; it is two words,” please be aware that I know this. “Razor blade” is a 3-syllable construct that conjures a vivid, concrete image in the mind. But those 3 syllables* require the combination of two nouns, “razor” and “blade” to deliver clarity. Were I to say only “blade,” you might think of a sword or a pocket knife or the knife with which you carve the turkey at Thanksgiving. Were I to say only “razor,” you might think of that classic, metal shaving instrument that slowly opens to reveal a thin, double-edged blade when you twist the knob at the bottom of its handle. Or you might think of that black, blue and chrome Norelco Aquatec that currently lies in a drawer below the mirror gaze into which you gaze as you run that buzzing little beast over the stubble on your bleary-eyed face each morning. Yes, I know that “razor blade” is two words. But for the purpose of this essay, I am thinking of it only as a series of 3 syllables that deliver a concrete image. “Trust” is a single syllable that does not deliver a concrete image, but it does deliver a meaningful impression.Do you trust your husband? Do you trust your wife? Would you trust your dog to protect your life? Do you trust the government? Do you the trust the police? Do you trust your insurance company or are you being fleeced? In those nine seconds, I aimed the eyes of your imagination at 6 different subjects, but that single syllable – “trust” – delivered what I needed it to deliver each time. Let me summarize what I have spoken. Abstract versus Concrete is essentially Impression versus Clarity. Reader, are you troubled that I said, “I have spoken,” when the technical truth is that I have written? Here’s another little tidbit for you. The written word has no meaning until it has been translated into the spoken word it represents. Even when you are reading silently, you are hearing words in your mind. When you translate t-r-u-s-t into the single syllable that those 5 letters represent, the written word becomes the spoken word in your mind. You have been told that one picture is worth a thousand words.Maybe you even believe it. Let’s put that to the test. Draw, paint, photograph, or use AI to create a picture of “trust.” The impression that we want to deliver to the viewer is the identical impression that is delivered by that glorious single syllable, “trust.” The image you create can contain no words, no letters, no sounds, no numerals. We are looking for that mythical picture that is supposedly able to deliver what cannot be delivered in a thousand words. When you have created your picture, show it to 100 people. Say only, “Tell me what you see.” I do not believe that you can create a picture that will cause anyone to look up at you and say, “Trust.” Let it be written it letters of fire across the skies: “One word is worth a thousand pictures.” I wish for you a joyous and productive day. Roy H. Williams*ray-zur blayd or /ˈreɪ.zɚ ˌbleɪd/ in the International Phonetic Alphabet “Working hard” is usually considered a virtue. But what happens when work becomes so central to your identity that you can’t switch it off? Do you continue working even when you are exhausted, on vacation, or spending time with the people who matter most? Dr. Angelica Perez-Litwin has spent more than two decades observing high-achieving clients — and, as she candidly explains, she has experienced this problem herself. As she explains to roving reporter Rotbart, “A person does not need to surrender their ambition. The solution is to build a healthier relationship with achievement. Professional and financial success can remain important without becoming the only measure of who you are.” Listen and learn at MondayMorningRadio.com

  8. Aug 10

    Bernie was Born in a Farmhouse

    Between the village of Anwick and the town of Sleaford in Lincolnshire, England, lies a farmhouse. It is at this farmhouse that our journey begins. Robert is a stockman on a farm. Daphne is his wife. Their little boy, Bernie, is born in that little farmhouse by lantern light because the house is much older than electricity. When Bernie is five years old, his father is promoted to farm manager, and they are moved into a house with electric lights. Bernie thinks, “Now we are living the good life.” He leaves school at 15, but his mother has given him a love for literature and her father “Poppy” has injected him with a love for nature and narrative poetry. Bernie sends a few of his poems to a music publisher in London who is looking for song lyrics.That same publisher is talking to a young man named Reggie who is looking for a way to leave “Bluesology,” a mediocre local band that plays songs while the patrons of local restaurants eat fish and chips. Reggie says to the publisher, “I’m very good with music, but I can’t write lyrics. I’m hopeless.” The publisher responds by handing Reggie an unopened envelope that he snatches from the top of the pile on his desk. He says to Reggie, “See what you can do with that and get back to me.” Neither Bernie nor Reggie are accepted by the music publisher, but they are accepted by each other. Bernie mails poems to Reggie in London, and Reggie writes the music that turns Bernie’s poems into songs. You have heard many of these songs, I’m sure. According to Jordan Runtagh, “‘Rocket Man,’ ‘Honky Cat,’ ‘Crocodile Rock’ and ‘Daniel’ all immediately shot into the Top 10 in rapid succession. By 1975, they were responsible for 2 percent of all records sold on the entire planet. That same year they released Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy, which became the first LP in history to debut at the top of the Billboard chart.” Reggie is Captain Fantastic and his farmboy friend Bernie is the Brown Dirt Cowboy.Reggie knows, of course, that he is unlikely to become famous as Reggie Dwight, so he creates a new name from the names of his former bandmates, Elton Dean and John Baldry. As “Elton John,” Reggie writes the tunes that make Bernie’s poems famous around the world. Some of those tunes are “Your Song,” “Levon,” “Tiny Dancer,” “Candle in the Wind,” “Saturday Night’s Alright for Fighting,” “Bennie and the Jets,” “Don’t Let the Sun Go Down on Me,” “The Bitch is Back,” “I’m Still Standing,” and “I Guess That’s Why They Call It The Blues.” In 1973, Bernie was traveling to concerts with always high, out-of-control Elton, doing the job each day of all the king’s horses and all the king’s men by “putting Humpty Dumpty back together again.” When the Brown Dirt Cowboy decided that he didn’t want to do it anymore, he wrote his brother a letter of departure:“When are you gonna come down? When are you going to land? I should have stayed on the farm. I should have listened to my old man. You know you can’t hold me forever. I didn’t sign up with you. I’m not a present for your friends to open. This boy’s too young to be singing the blues. So goodbye yellow brick road where the dogs of society howl. You can’t plant me in your penthouse. I’m going back to my plow. Back to the howling old owl in the woods hunting the horny back toad. I’ve finally decided my future lies beyond the yellow brick road.” “What do you think you’ll do then? I bet they’ll shoot down the plane. It’ll take you a couple of vodka and tonics to set you on your feet again. Maybe you’ll get a replacement. There’s plenty like me to be found, mongrels who ain’t got a penny sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground.” Reggie Dwight did what he always did. He wrote a tune and sang what Bernie had written.In the days when an album that sold a million copies was a “Gold Record,” Reggie and Bernie’s album, “Goodbye Yellow Brick Road” sold 30 million copies. A few years ago, Bernie Taupin spoke of the “inseverable bond” of brotherhood that he and Elton have shared for 60 years. “In the insanity of our lives, there’s nothing better than the times when we get to sit down, just together. Like those moments in the dressing room, about a half an hour before he goes on, when I’ll go in and see him and there’s nobody else in there, and it’s just he and I. The calm before the storm. It all comes back. When we’re just alone with each other, it seems like a frozen capsule of time that everything we’ve ever done together inhabits. That’s magical to me.” Bernie, I think I speak for a lot of other people when I say that your partnership is magical for us, as well. Roy H. Williams

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Thousands of people are starting their workweeks with smiles of invigoration as they log on to their computers to find their Monday Morning Memo just waiting to be devoured. Straight from the middle-of-the-night keystrokes of Roy H. Williams, the MMMemo is an insightful and provocative series of well-crafted thoughts about the life of business and the business of life.

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