221 episodes
No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy Jeff Eckman and Ryan Kasmiskie
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4.9 • 384 Ratings
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A podcast where we play every Final Fantasy, using recordings from actual play sessions mixed with commentary from our future selves. Hosted by Jeff Eckman and Ryan Kasmiskie. Contact: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com or @NOCKATpodcast, or support the show at patreon.com/nockat! Merch: etsy.com/shop/nockat
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S7E40 - Where Knowledge and Water Come Together
With the airship in hand, we travel the world looking for what side quests are out there. Eventually, we find the city of Daguerreo, where the scholars live in peace with a Leviathan statue.
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S7E39 - Airship Day
We meet Hilda who finally turns Cid back into a human. Then she gives us the rundown of what to do next. We take a quick trip to Alexandria to find Dagger’s voice, and fly the drone around for a while before finally getting control of the airship.
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S7E38 - The Ga’s Have Arrived
We explore the Lost Continent, looking for Esto Gaza. We find the ancient temple, but how did anyone even get here? Then we head into the dungeon of Mount Gulug, looking for Kuja. Will Mog sacrifice herself to save Eiko?
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S7E37 - Less Common Than an Applebees
We fuel up on ramen, then take on the Desert Palace as Vivi. There are a lot of torches to light before we confront Kuja and blow up his lies. Then we chase him to the Lost Continent and end for the day.
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S7E36 - Four Cats Dressed as a House
We travel the Forgotten Continent, searching for Oeilvert. Eventually, we enter the ancient ruin, where we discover a few secrets of the universe. Then we try to steal a key from a caged monster.
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S7E35 - Nothing I Do Is Good
We grind our way around the world trying to eat everything in sight. Eventually, we enter the desert palace under the quicksand. Kuja wants us to get the Gulug stone, and flies us to the Forgotten Continent.
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Customer Reviews
Can’t stop, won’t stop
This is my favorite podcast. Since discovering it i 2019 I have lost track of the number of times I’ve started back at the first episode. I’m currently listening to season 3 for like the 8th time or whatever and I STILL laugh out loud. I never shut up about this show, and I’m always ready to preach the gospel of Jeff and Ryan. -Julian Titus, host of The Stage Select podcast
An RPG national treasure!
This podcast strikes a nice balance of treating the source material with respect while also being ABSOLUTELY hilarious. Only a few episodes into FF4 and I’m already hooked. Well worth your time!
Gold right out of the gate
I started listening to this podcast immediately after hearing their ad on an old episode of The Greatest Generation. Jeff and Ryan have such great chemistry and humor that, after bingeing two and a half seasons of NOCKAT, I realized I hadn’t returned to TGG in a month because my itch for a self-effacing nerd comedy duo was being completely scratched by NOCKAT. Today I picked up where I left off in TGG and found myself listening to the same P1 message that turned me on to NOCKAT in the first place — I had run immediately to NOCKAT after one ad and left TGG frozen in time.
Jeff and Ryan, you give TGG a run for their money. You’re stellar company, you’re talented editors, and you clearly work hard. Keep it up!