Fortune Kit

Fortune Kit
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Alex Nichols and Charles Austin cover the least important stories in music.

  1. 5D AGO

    288 - Throw Some Keats on That Bitch

    Soulja Boy was the first rapper to complain about pronouns for non-ideological reasons. And it's crazy the devil hangs out at the crossroads when the cross is Jesus' main thing. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

    1h 5m

  2. JAN 16

    287 - Yellow-Tinted Glasses

    Soulja Boy wears ill-fitting shoes to the club, more artists bail on the Trump Memorial Center, and Morrissey finally releases his amazing songs that the industry doesn't want us to hear. Fortune Kit on Patreon: www.patreon.com/fortunekit

    1h 1m

  3. JAN 9

    286 - Humans Shouldn't Listen to Birdslop or Whaleslop

    Charles and Alex visit Eric Alper's website to read the article "Step by Step Guide to Buying the Ideal Legal Highs." Plus, Elon should do a new Voyager gold disk with Brony dubstep and "America, F**k Yeah" on it and Anne Geddes should be Trump's photographer. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

    1h 4m

  4. JAN 2

    285 - A Semi-Hollow Guitar is Like a Bag of Chips (You're Paying for Air) [Patreon Preview]

    Obama should have drank the water in Bikini Bottom to prove it's not irradiated. And Alex reveals he is now playing a Paul Stanley signature series guitar. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/285-semi-hollow-147255525

    5 min

  5. 12/19/2025

    284 - Do You Think Jerry Garcia Introduced Bob Dylan to Crack?

    The power of AI has made Soulja Boy 100x more efficient. In the span of a week he started a clothing brand, dropped a song, joined a new streaming platform, and started a new crypto scam. Plus, Billy McFarland actually put on a music fest. Fortune Kit on Patreon: www.patreon.com/fortunekit Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txr__rDjZ-Q

    1h 7m

  6. 12/12/2025

    283 - Soulja Boy Rap Fighter Beta Early Access

    Charles and Alex play Soulja Boy's new Rap Fighter flash game. Plus, Drake's "Nokia" was inspired by Cocomelon and Crazy Frog. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txr__rDjZ-Q

    1h 2m

  7. 12/05/2025

    282 - Alex's Shroom Trip Made Him a Wahhabist [Patreon Preview]

    Imagine the debates they have in heaven: Socrates, Charlie Kirk, the Devil. It brings us no pleasure to report that the evil Blue Wiggle and his no-good nephew are at it again, promoting drug use to impressionable children. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/282-alexs-shroom-145155433

    5 min

  8. 11/28/2025

    281 - Elvish Presley

    The Island Boys need to get their shit together and go to law school. Plus, we listen to Olivia Nuzzi's song "Jailbait" where she saw Britney Spears' schoolgirl shtick and said, "this could be less subtle." Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzKsQchRmTg

    1h 3m
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Alex Nichols and Charles Austin cover the least important stories in music.

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  • Creator
    Fortune Kit
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2026
  • Episodes
    301
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © All rights reserved
  • Show Website
    Fortune Kit

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