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A new journal of emotional hygiene. From the makers of You Look Nice Today.

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    • 4.7 • 213 Ratings

A new journal of emotional hygiene. From the makers of You Look Nice Today.

    One Ticket to the Gun Show

    One Ticket to the Gun Show

    Opportunity: a destination holiday you just can't wait to leave.


    Isn't it finally time for fun Dads to get their dream vacation?


    Just submit your dossier, pack your toilet, and get ready for some long-overdue Aloha.


    Please be sure to include any specific skills you'd like to see complimented, all relevant dietary restrictions, plus painfully detailed notes outlining your position on clowns.


    (Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)




    One Ticket to the Gun Show - YouTube
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    You Look Nice Today - YouTube — Please consider subscribing to our YouTube channel.One Ticket to the Gun Show - YouTubeThe Day the Clown Cried (1972) - IMDb — Getting drunk at a local bar, he pokes fun at Hitler in front of some Gestapo agents, who arrest and send him to a prison camp.John Wayne Gacy - Crime Museum — He frequently dressed up as his alter ego, Pogo the Clown, at parties that he hosted for his entire neighborhood. Coping With Coulrophobia or the Fear of Clowns — Are Hospital Clowns Scary or Soothing?What does Club Med's "All-inclusive" package include? — (except champagnes, VSOP and XO alcohols, alcohol bottles, and some premium brands which are extra)Fantasy Island (TV Series 1977–1984) - IMDb — Accounts of visitors to a unique resort island in the Pacific Ocean that can fulfill literally any fantasy requested, but rarely turn out as expected.Emergency toilet kit with 72 hour supplies, toosl and more — When you have to evacuate and can no longer use previously existing facilities, then this toilet emergency kit might be the solution to many of your problems.

    • 36 min
    C.A. Baracus

    C.A. Baracus

    Opportunity: monetize the admittedly thin line between jape and assault.


    There's a party in the boy's room, and you're invited.


    Your Scoutmaster is here to encourage wholesome habits and gently dissuade you from doing your business in a swim suit.


    So, c'mon in.


    (Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)




    C.A. Baracus - YouTube



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    You Look Nice Today - YouTube — Please consider subscribing to our YouTube channel.C.A. Baracus - YouTubeJosh's Frogs - Largest online herps feeders and reptile supplies store — The man sells some good-ass hornworms.B.A. Baracus | The A-Team Wiki | Fandom — Of this fact the Team is often overcome by other members of the team drugging him, knocking him unconscious, or, as in one episode, hypnotizing him, so he can be transported without objection.History of Ridgewood High School, Pasco County, Florida — The building, designed by Rowe Holmes Associates of Tampa, cost $3.2 million to construct. CM Associates, Inc., a Texas-based construction management firm, supervised the construction.Camp Tuckahoe – New Birth of Freedom Council, BSA — Summer camp is the high point of the Scouting year.Fear of Needles: The Fatal Phobia - PharmaJet — Trypanophobia, fear of needles, also known as needle phobia, is the extreme fear of medical procedures involving injections or hypodermic needles.

    • 27 min
    Mr. Fahrenheit's Here

    Mr. Fahrenheit's Here

    Opportunity: turbocharge your brand influence with these mind-blowing tricks.


    Listen. Sometimes, we all need a little help. Maybe you broke a gear tooth or even a toe. Maybe, you just can't remember whether Hegel played Dr. Who or Elvin Tibideaux or Harry Bentley.


    Our highly-trained Crossperts™ are standing by to "help." Perhaps not in the way that you want, but, definitely in the way that you need.


    Now take off your shoes and peel this fruit. We will be taking a lot photos but probably won't put them on the internet.


    (Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)




    Mr. Fahrenheit's Here - YouTube

    • 33 min
    Livin' Barge

    Livin' Barge

    Opportunity: A man, a plan, a canal, Erie!


    What is it going to take for me to put you on this ship today? Revive the recycling economy, and pick up your own slightly stained "Dirty Venice" tee. Not the golf kind. Although, you can buy that too. Also, please be circumspect about the buffet, and always be guided by the advice of your new assistant, Ray-Ray.


    If you need anything, just flag down Suzie, and please do have your checkbook ready. You're really going to need it.


    (Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)




    Livin' Barge - YouTube
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    Livin’ Barge - YouTubeYou Look Nice Today - YouTube — Please consider subscribing to the You Look Nice Today channel on YouTube.New York State Canal System — Use your own boat or rent a fully equipped canal boat, and chart your own course. Marinas provide a full range of services for transient boaters. You can tie up and explore quiet, 19th-century canal towns, bicycle to nearby wineries for a tour, then dine aboard as the sun gently sets.Lobster golf balls — Lobster golf balls: Want to improve your stroke out at sea? Use lobster golf balls. Made from the shell, they're biodegradable.Hawaiian Punch — RJ Reynolds Company (RJR) acquired Hawaiian Punch in 1963. In 1981, the business was transferred to Del Monte, a wholly owned subsidiary of RJR.

    • 38 min
    Lincoln Bedroom

    Lincoln Bedroom

    Opportunity: medical appliances that go ham.


    In these challenging, sexy times, your industry is probably suffering a grave synergy crisis. Maybe it's time to accept that there's no box to think outside of.


    So, drop a coin in the bed, and strap this apparatus on your hog. It's for "health," okay?


    We’re not here to judge.


    (Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)




    Lincoln Bedroom - YouTube
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    Lincoln Bedroom - YouTubeYou Look Nice Today - YouTube — Please consider subscribing to the YLNT YouTube channel.Charles Grodin on Tonight Show, Late Night, September 1989 -Best Show - YouTube — Charles Grodin was on a book tour in September 1989, promoting his new release, "It Would Be So Nice If You Weren't Here."Beddr — Want to get diagnosed for apnea comfortably, in a snap?Heart disease prevention: Does oral health matter? - Mayo Clinic — Tooth loss patterns are connected to coronary artery disease.A Retro Traveling Standard: The Vibrating Bed — In the book Slaughterhouse Five protagonist Billy Pilgrim uses a vibrating bed to fall asleep.Harrison Bergeron — A buzzer sounded in George's head. His thoughts fled in panic, like bandits from a burglar alarm.

    • 37 min
    Terrestrial Bathysphere

    Terrestrial Bathysphere

    Opportunity: sometimes, inspiration can be a breath of fresh steam.


    Just because we can't be "near" each other doesn't mean we can't enjoy an intimate environment. Whether that's a museum on the Mall, or an antiqued vivarium in the woods, or even just a very large hat that you share with good friends. But, let's also address a uniquely male pain that is neither here nor there.


    Time to dump out that box, slap on some rusty gears, and steady your gimbal load. This week, You Look Nice Today will spit on your comb and drop a half-penny into a strangely erotic new entertainment apparatus.


    Mr. Twain will see you now.


    (Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)




    Terrestrial Bathysphere - YouTube
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    Terrestrial Bathysphere - YouTubeYou Look Nice Today - YouTube — Please consider subscribing to the YLNT YouTube channel.Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics on Twitter: "How to wear a face mask without fogging up your glasses 😷👓 #COVID https://t.co/jIqVCEcJbK" / Twitter — How to wear a face mask without fogging up your glasses 😷👓 #COVIDToothpick maker releases button-pressing sticks amid virus fears — 'The product, which features the tagline "come, press to your heart's content," comes with an additional container to hold the disposable sticks after use.'The Karate Kid Daniel Larusso's Tenugui Headband replica movie prop — This is a replica of the Tenugui headband that is given to Daniel Larusso, (RALPH MACCHIO) by his friend and mentor Mr. Miyagi, (NORIYUKI ''PAT'' MORITA).The Lightness of Being a Couch Potato May Work to Keep Us Fat - The New York Times — There are many theories about why extra pounds are so intractable, and the full mechanisms are still mysterious.

    • 37 min

Customer Reviews

4.7 out of 5
213 Ratings

213 Ratings

raptorface ,

Best

I generally hate fun and do not “LOL” often, but these guys make me do it and it’s a very pleasant sensation.

kimby98 ,

Thank you!

This is the one of the few things getting me through 2020! So glad they are back!!

Maxbender ,

This show is insulting

When did we lose the art of swearing? Merlins funny punny schtick is so tiresome. Your time should be more valuable then listening to guys laughing at each other’s silliness.

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