Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club

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Wake up with a laugh with Simon Barnett and Lana Searle with The Breakfast Club - on More FM

  1. 19m ago

    Simon’s Shocking Doctor Confession! 🩺🧪 Has He Seriously NEVER Given A 'Sample'?!

    Be honest: How do you make it to adulthood without ever having to experience the supreme awkwardness of handing a tiny, warm plastic cup over to a doctor? 😭🧴 Simon drops an absolute bombshell of a confession in the studio today, admitting that in all his years on this earth, he has never—not once—had to give a medical sample at the GP! Lana, Speedy, and Bondy are left utterly speechless and immediately demand answers. The team hilariously unpacks the logistics of how Simon has managed to completely dodge this universal human rite of passage. The phone lines light up as Kiwi listeners call in to share their most mortifying, clumsy, and downright awkward doctor's office encounters, proving that Simon is officially the luckiest man in New Zealand! Never want to miss the daily studio chaos? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova to keep your feed packed with our best ever moments

  2. 15h ago

    Wholesome Or Weird? 🤝😂 Simon’s Adult Daughter Insists On Holding Hands In Public!

    Be honest: How old is officially too old to hold your mum or dad's hand while walking around in public? 🤔  Simon drops a deeply sweet yet slightly awkward family confession in the studio today, revealing that one of his fully grown, adult daughters still completely insists on holding his hand whenever they are out together. While Simon finds it incredibly endearing, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy waste absolutely zero time diving in to dissect the social boundaries of adult hand-holding! The studio completely divides over whether it’s pure parenting goals or a little bit unusual. The phone lines completely melt down as Kiwi parents and adult kids call in to share their own tight-knit family habits, embarrassing public affection boundaries, and the exact age their kids stopped clinging to them! Never want to miss the daily studio debates? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova to keep your feed packed with our best moments

  3. 17h ago

    The Great Rest Home Escape! 🦽🏃‍♂️ The Elderly Couple Found 100km Away Splitting The Studio!

    Be honest: If you were absolutely miserable in a rest home, would you ever stage a legendary, midnight breakout with your partner-in-crime? 🦽💨 Lana drops an absolutely unbelievable, jaw-dropping story in the studio today about an elderly couple over in Australia who decided they had officially had enough of the facility routine. Instead of just complaining, they literally broke out and went on the run! The studio completely implodes as Simon, Speedy, and Bondy track the logistics of their wild getaway—because this wasn't just a walk down the road. This dedicated duo managed to evade authorities and travel over 100 kilometers away before finally being tracked down! The team fiercely debates whether this is pure romantic devotion or absolute criminal mastermind behavior, prompting Kiwi callers to flood the phone lines with their own stories of rebellious grandparents, legendary family escapes, and the wildest times their elderly relatives broke the rules! Loved this wild breakout story? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova to keep your feed packed with our best ever moments

    The Great Rest Home Escape! 🦽🏃‍♂️ The Elderly Couple Found 100km Away Splitting The Studio!

  4. 19h ago

    $10K MANOR: Simon & Bondy's Characters Revealed! 🎭🏰 The Massive Clue Drop Before Monday's Launch!

    Want to get a massive head start on winning that life-changing $10,000 cash prize before the official investigation kicks off this coming Monday? 💰🔍 The plot officially thickens inside More FM Manor! Today, the Breakfast Club drops an absolute bombshell as we finally reveal the official, highly suspicious characters that Simon and Bondy will be playing in our epic murder mystery. The studio completely implodes as the boys introduce their personas, and let's just say... nobody looks innocent. Lana, Speedy, and the team immediately start picking apart their backstories to see if they can catch them slipping up early. Remember, to walk away with the $10,000, you have to crack the case by answering three major questions: 1️⃣ WHO committed the murder? 2️⃣ HOW did they do it? 3️⃣ WHY did they do it? Listen carefully to their character profiles in this clip to lock in your very first theories before the games begin for real on Monday morning! Ready to map out the suspects? Head over to the official rova Competition Page to lock in the details, track upcoming clues, and get ready to play. Love a good mystery? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club so your feed stays loaded with every single breakdown

    $10K MANOR: Simon & Bondy's Characters Revealed! 🎭🏰 The Massive Clue Drop Before Monday's Launch!

  5. 21h ago

    Full Show Si & Lana Wed 15 July 26 📻

    Grab your morning coffee, settle in, and catch up on everything you missed from Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club today! ☕✨ Today's show is an absolute rollercoaster of massive results and studio interrogation. The nationwide search party is officially called off because we finally tracked down Kylie live on the phone! Plus, the mystery deepens inside More FM Manor as Simon and Bondy drop their highly suspicious character profiles ahead of Monday's $10,000 launch, and Simon defends his adult daughter's public hand-holding habits against a very skeptical studio. Timecodes to jump straight into the action: ⏱️ 00:00 – Podcast Intro: The exclusive bonus banter not heard on the radio feed. ⏱️ 02:44 – $10,000 Murder at More FM Manor: Simon & Bondy's official suspects revealed! ⏱️ 07:42 – The Search is Over: Lana is finally reunited with Kylie from the Warriors game! ⏱️ 14:22 – Dead or Alive: Speedy hijacks the mics for a chaotic celebrity guessing game. ⏱️ 18:00 – Wind Turbines: The breezy local debate dividing our caller lines. ⏱️ 23:17 – Wholesome or Weird? The team roasts Simon over his adult hand-holding confession. ⏱️ 28:41 – Kiss Cam Drama: The most mortifying stadium screen moments exposed. ⏱️ 31:22 – That's Slightly Interesting: A final quick dose of trivia to wrap up your day. Never miss a daily full show drop? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and make sure you follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova to take the chaos wherever you go

  6. 23h ago

    THE SEARCH IS OVER: Lana Finally Finds Kylie! 📱🎉 The Ultimate Radio Reunion After The Warriors Game!

    Stop the presses, cancel the search parties, and officially throw Simon's horrific police sketch in the bin—because the nationwide hunt is officially over! 🚨🙌 New Zealand, we actually did it. After days of hunting for the mysterious woman Lana bonded with at the Warriors game over in Australia, the Breakfast Club has successfully pulled off a minor miracle. We have officially tracked down and connected with the one, the only... Kylie! The studio completely erupts with joy as Lana finally gets to speak to her long-lost holiday bestie live on air. Simon, Speedy, and Bondy celebrate the massive victory (while offering some deep apologies for Simon's artistic crimes), and Kylie fills us in on what it's like to suddenly become the most wanted woman on Kiwi radio. It's the incredibly wholesome, laugh-out-loud final chapter to the saga that gripped the whole show! Thoroughly enjoyed the hunt? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss another wild studio crusade

    THE SEARCH IS OVER: Lana Finally Finds Kylie! 📱🎉 The Ultimate Radio Reunion After The Warriors Game!

  7. 1d ago

    Lana’s Massive Willy Wonka Blunder! 🍫💀 Speedy’s Chaotic 'Dead Or Alive' Celebrity Game!

    Imagine running into the studio completely devastated by the "breaking news" that the original Willy Wonka has passed away... only to find out he actually died 10 years ago. 😭🎩 Lana treats the team to an incredibly embarrassing, deeply hilarious reality check this morning. After experiencing a wave of delayed grief for the legendary Gene Wilder, the boys waste absolutely zero time roasting her complete lack of historical awareness! Sensing an opportunity for total trivia chaos, Speedy immediately hijacks the microphones to launch an impromptu game of "Dead or Alive." The studio completely implodes as Simon, Lana, and Bondy are put on the absolute spot, trying to guess which iconic celebrities are still kicking and who has secretly left the building. It’s a fast-paced, side-splitting guessing game that will make you completely question your own pop culture knowledge! Never want to miss a classic studio blunder? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on the rova app to keep your feed packed with our best moments

  8. 1d ago

    The Universal Voice Nightmare! 🗣️🫣 Why We All Secretly Hate The Sound Of Our Own Voice!

    Be honest: When you hear a voice recording of yourself, do you instantly cringe and question how you sound to the rest of the world? 😭🎙️ You are definitely not alone! Simon triggers an absolute firestorm of self-loathing in the studio as the team tackles the bizarre scientific reality of why almost everyone completely detests hearing their own recorded voice. Simon, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy pull no punches as they listen back to their own archive audio, breaking down the ultimate horror of what we think we sound like inside our heads versus the cruel reality. The phone lines completely melt down as Kiwi listeners call in to confess their most mortifying voice encounters—from voicemail greetings gone horribly wrong to accidental video recording disasters that still haunt them! Never want to miss a classic studio debate? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova to keep your feed packed with our best ever moments!

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