Carpe Fide Podcasts

Carpe Fide Podcasts
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Two bearded Bible bros creating content (and clothing) critiquing the current cultural climate while conveying Christian comments with comedic...quips.

  1. Ep 233 - The World Owes America An Apology [Carpe Fide]

    5d ago

    Ep 233 - The World Owes America An Apology [Carpe Fide]

    Turns out the country everyone warned the world about has air conditioning, free bread, and people who'll drive a total stranger to a soccer game for free. With the World Cup on American soil and the nation turning 250, Justin and Jesse dig into the flood of foreign tourists discovering — on camera, in real time — that America isn't the crime-ridden hellscape they were promised. They get into the viral "first time in America" reaction videos, the absurd generosity of regular Americans, biscuits and gravy as a national treasure, and why all of this abundance traces straight back to a founding built on God's word. If you've ever rolled your eyes at your own country while the rest of the world begs to get in, this episode is your reminder to look up and say thank you. LINKS  Visit pathofprogress.ca and use code carpefide to get some sweet Carpe Fide Crusader profile customizers! Enjoy a risk free 30 day trial! Visit carpefide.com and check out our BRAND NEW SITE, hunt for our Easter Egg to win a sticker! Use code CARPE FIDE for 10% off your book purchase at Mud Hen Mama's main site Check out the discounted Men's and  Women's bundles for our listeners at Old Forge Press Visit offgridwarehouse.com and use code CF10 for 10% off your offgrid order!! LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, REVIEW! This year we're making an effort to grow our podcast without being cringey. That said, some cringe must happen, and that's happening now. Please head over to iTunes to leave a rating and a comment, subscribe to us on  YouTube, and follow us on all the socials to keep up to date, and most of all, leave us some feedback and dialogue with us. You can also drop us a line at hello@carpefide.com

    46 min
  2. Ep 232 - Grifting in the Name of God: When Clickbait Replaces the Great Commission [Carpe Fide]

    Jun 20

    Ep 232 - Grifting in the Name of God: When Clickbait Replaces the Great Commission [Carpe Fide]

    Preamble: Who doesn't like free stickers? I offer some if you find the spot and follow the directions. BUT you're gonna have to slog a decent way through the episode to find it...if you do, message us and I'll get you what you deserve ;-)  Oh look, another internet theologian has figured out how to solve America’s deepest cultural wounds, and surprise! It involves a shocking amount of state-sponsored executions and zero actual Gospel. In this episode, the guys welcome long-time friend in ministry Nathan McCargo to dissect a recent viral video where Joel Webbon asks "How can America best love Blacks?" and somehow lands on "generous use of the death penalty" for everything from murder to horse thievery. Because nothing says neighborly love quite like a statist power-trip disguised as reformed theology. The team does the unthinkable—actually looking up the data—and shocks absolutely no one by discovering that Webbon’s confident claims about "unbiased white jurors" are about as real as a peaceful internet debate. From mocking the lazy trope that "the Boomers just need to die off" to pointing out how easily clickbait grifting replaces the Great Commission, this conversation cuts through the haughty, faux-warrior vibes to expose an ideology that's radically unbiblical. Tune in for a deadpan breakdown of why you can't build a Christian culture by out-statist-ing the state, why the power of the Gospel is severely underestimated, and why your favorite online polemicist might just be trying to pay his streaming bills. LINKS  Here's a link to the article that mentions the one "study" we could find promoting white jurors as superior. Visit carpefide.com and check out our BRAND NEW SITE, hunt for our Easter Egg to win a sticker! Visit pathofprogress.ca and use code carpefide to unlock based custom avatars for your whole family! Use code CARPE FIDE for 10% off your book purchase at Mud Hen Mama's main site Check out the discounted Men's and  Women's bundles for our listeners at Old Forge Press Visit offgridwarehouse.com and use code CF10 for 10% off your offgrid order!! LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, REVIEW! This year we're making an effort to grow our podcast without being cringey. That said, some cringe must happen, and that's happening now. Please head over to iTunes to leave a rating and a comment, subscribe to us on  YouTube, and follow us on all the socials to keep up to date, and most of all, leave us some feedback and dialogue with us. You can also drop us a line at hello@carpefide.com

    1h 25m
  3. Ep 231 - Mary Didn't Consent: The Theology of James Talarico, Debunked [Carpe Fide]

    Jun 5

    Ep 231 - Mary Didn't Consent: The Theology of James Talarico, Debunked [Carpe Fide]

    A Texas Democratic politician went on Joe Rogan and explained that the angel Gabriel asked Mary for her consent before the virgin birth, that God is non-binary because Hebrew nouns have grammatical gender, and that Christians had no theological position on abortion until the religious right invented one in the 1970s — and Joe Rogan said "you should run for president." Justin and Jesse play the clips, open the actual Bible, and walk through Luke 1, Exodus 21, Jeremiah 1, and Genesis 1 to show exactly how every single argument falls apart when you read the text. They also cover the Ten Commandments bill Talarico called "idolatrous," the Eagles Pride post that earned Jesse's comment nearly 1,000 likes, and why a pastor who can't say the word "God" because it "carries too much baggage" is not running a church. If you've ever watched someone confidently misquote Scripture on a podcast with 20 million listeners and felt the need to throw something, this episode is for you. LINKS  If you haven't visited The Underground Seminary, definitely do We're launching a Patreon SOON! Follow us on FB, IG, and X to get the fastest updates on our progress! Give Jameson's comic page a follow on Instagram! Visit carpefide.com and check out our BRAND NEW SITE, hunt for our Easter Egg to win a sticker! Use code CARPE FIDE for 10% off your book purchase at Mud Hen Mama's main site Check out the discounted Men's and  Women's bundles for our listeners at Old Forge Press We have RELAUNCHED our store! New shirts, colorways, and shipping options are YOURS for the taking (well, buying really, but you know what I'm talking about...) Head to carpefide.com/shop today to grab your new gear! Visit offgridwarehouse.com and use code CF10 for 10% off your offgrid order!! LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, REVIEW! This year we're making an effort to grow our podcast without being cringey. That said, some cringe must happen, and that's happening now. Please head over to iTunes to leave a rating and a comment, subscribe to us on  YouTube, and follow us on all the socials to keep up to date, and most of all, leave us some feedback and dialogue with us. You can also drop us a line at hello@carpefide.com

    58 min
  4. Ep 230 - Debunking Political Posturing: Memorial Day Mayhem & the NJ ICE Protest [Carpe Fide]

    May 29

    Ep 230 - Debunking Political Posturing: Memorial Day Mayhem & the NJ ICE Protest [Carpe Fide]

    Welcome to Episode 230, where Justin and Jesse examine how a holiday meant for honoring fallen soldiers somehow morphed into a hyper-local dumpster fire of performative activism. Apparently, the latest trend for progressive politicians involves treating Memorial Day like a personal brand expansion, complete with highly coordinated tone-deafness and a side of crowd-control chemicals. We dive deep into the recent chaos at the Delaney Hall detention facility in Newark, where local representatives decided to rally against ICE based on a five-page letter that looks like it was penned by a toddler learning Spanish. Naturally, what was supposed to be a righteous display of solidarity quickly dissolved into an unhinged scuffle, resulting in several prominent figures getting a face full of pepper spray. We break down the absolute irony of politicians trying to "calm the crowd" they actively riled up, only to learn the hard way that chaotic crowds don't care about your legislative title. Finally, we shift our focus to the legislative assembly as New Jersey attempts to play a game of progressive one-upmanship with California. We dissect the quiet, bureaucratic push of Bill S2260—a piece of litigation so aggressively overreaching that it effectively attempts to nullify the First Amendment near reproductive health facilities. From "shield state" posturing to creating brand new criminal offenses for standing on a sidewalk, we unpack exactly how much this incoming legal trainwreck is going to cost Garden State taxpayers in inevitable court defeats. LINKS  Here's an overview article about what went down at Delaney Hall "The Letter" in case you want to read it (or translate it)  yourself Here's bill S2260. By the time this drops it will have either passed/failed the Senate. Visit carpefide.com and check out our BRAND NEW SITE, hunt for our Easter Egg to win a sticker! Use code CARPE FIDE for 10% off your book purchase at Mud Hen Mama's main site Check out the discounted Men's and  Women's bundles for our listeners at Old Forge Press We have RELAUNCHED our store! New shirts, colorways, and shipping options are YOURS for the taking (well, buying really, but you know what I'm talking about...) Head to carpefide.com/shop today to grab your new gear! Visit offgridwarehouse.com and use code CF10 for 10% off your offgrid order!! LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, REVIEW! This year we're making an effort to grow our podcast without being cringey. That said, some cringe must happen, and that's happening now. Please head over to iTunes to leave a rating and a comment, subscribe to us on  YouTube, and follow us on all the socials to keep up to date, and most of all, leave us some feedback and dialogue with us. You can also drop us a line at hello@carpefide.com

    54 min
  5. Ep 229 - The Separation of Church and Reality [Carpe Fide]

    May 22

    Ep 229 - The Separation of Church and Reality [Carpe Fide]

    In episode 229, Justin and Jesse tackle the progressive media's latest existential crisis: the Rededicate 250 prayer rally. According to one "highly vaccinated" USA Today columnist, gathering to pray is somehow a brazen violation of the First Amendment. Justin offers a free, desperately needed history lesson to those who still mistakenly believe the phrase "separation of church and state" is actually in the Constitution instead of a letter from Thomas Jefferson. The guys also rescue George Washington's actual words from historians trying to rewrite him, read the explicitly Christian first prayer of the Continental Congress, and offer AOC a quick reality check on what the Old Testament actually says about abortion. Tune in for the unapologetic American history, and stay for Jesse bravely surviving the recording while leaking visible fluids (ie- surviving illness). LINKS  Visit carpefide.com and check out our BRAND NEW SITE, hunt for our Easter Egg to win a sticker! Use code CARPE FIDE for 10% off your book purchase at Mud Hen Mama's main site Check out the discounted Men's and  Women's bundles for our listeners at Old Forge Press We have RELAUNCHED our store! New shirts, colorways, and shipping options are YOURS for the taking (well, buying really, but you know what I'm talking about...) Head to carpefide.com/shop today to grab your new gear! Visit offgridwarehouse.com and use code CF10 for 10% off your offgrid order!! LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, REVIEW! This year we're making an effort to grow our podcast without being cringey. That said, some cringe must happen, and that's happening now. Please head over to iTunes to leave a rating and a comment, subscribe to us on  YouTube, and follow us on all the socials to keep up to date, and most of all, leave us some feedback and dialogue with us. You can also drop us a line at hello@carpefide.com

    1h 16m
  6. Ep 12 - Bob Bilby [Bluey and the Bible]

    May 14

    Ep 12 - Bob Bilby [Bluey and the Bible]

    Welcome back to another exciting episode of Bluey and the Bible! In Episode 12, we are tackling the infamous grade school project: taking home the class pet. Bingo brings home a stuffed bilby named Bob, expecting a weekend full of fun family adventures to document for her class book. However, the Heelers run into a hilariously relatable snag—the entire family is glued to their screens. After snapping photos of Bob watching cartoons in the car and playing mindless tablet games, Bingo makes a tragic discovery: this is the most boring time Bob has ever had! To save the weekend, Bandit ditches the digital devices, busts out an old Polaroid camera from when he "used to be cool," and leads the family on an epic, screen-free bike ride to the park. In this episode, we unpack the very real struggle of screen time in modern parenting and how easily it can take over our lives. We dive into how our screen habits can actually reveal what our hearts truly treasure, drawing on timeless wisdom from verses like Luke 12:34 and Psalm 90:12. Join us for some honest confessions, practical tips, and plenty of laughs as we discuss how to put down the phones and intentionally redeem the time with our kids. Tune in to hear the full discussion—and to find out why you should definitely know the difference between an Australian wallaby and a bilby!

    45 min
  7. Ep 228 - Zoomer Slop, Church Family Feuds, and Biological Reality [Carpe Fide]

    May 8

    Ep 228 - Zoomer Slop, Church Family Feuds, and Biological Reality [Carpe Fide]

    In this dispatch from the front lines, Jesse and Justin record from a new "zen" living room setup to equip the saints for cultural engagement. This episode tackles three major cultural skirmishes where Christians must hold the line and uphold a clear biblical standard: The Church as a Family: The brothers draw their swords against a progressive article arguing that the church should stop using "family" language. They remind listeners that from our adoption as sons to the church as the Bride of Christ, Scripture breathes the reality of family into the church. We cannot abandon biblical language and conform to culture just because society has broken the family. The Emptiness of City Living: Responding to a viral social media post mocking suburban life, the hosts expose the spiritual emptiness and anti-family foundation of modern city living. They contrast the fleeting fulfillment of weekend bar-hopping with the eternal value of building a grounded, lasting biblical legacy with your family. Biological Reality at Smith College: Finally, they discuss the Department of Education's Title IX investigation into Smith College—a historic women's college—for admitting biological men into women-only spaces. The hosts highlight this as a refreshing return to the reality of only two biological sexes, while also warning listeners against aligning with extreme political echo chambers that lack a true biblical foundation. We end musing on how philosophy without God leaves you endlessly studying but never learning. Know the Word, engage the culture, and stand firm. Grab your shields, take up your swords, and seize the faith. LINKS  The UK article on not using "family" in the church Insert misogynistic X post here CNN's  first and  second article on the transing of a women's college Visit carpefide.com and check out our BRAND NEW SITE, hunt for our Easter Egg to win a sticker! Use code CARPE FIDE for 10% off your book purchase at Mud Hen Mama's main site Check out the discounted Men's and  Women's bundles for our listeners at Old Forge Press We have RELAUNCHED our store! New shirts, colorways, and shipping options are YOURS for the taking (well, buying really, but you know what I'm talking about...) Head to carpefide.com/shop today to grab your new gear! Visit offgridwarehouse.com and use code CF10 for 10% off your offgrid order!! LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, REVIEW! This year we're making an effort to grow our podcast without being cringey. That said, some cringe must happen, and that's happening now. Please head over to iTunes to leave a rating and a comment, subscribe to us on  YouTube, and follow us on all the socials to keep up to date, and most of all, leave us some feedback and dialogue with us. You can also drop us a line at hello@carpefide.com

    1h 3m
  8. Ep 227 - [SERMON] Every Spiritual Blessing: Unending Grace [Carpe Fide]

    Apr 24

    Ep 227 - [SERMON] Every Spiritual Blessing: Unending Grace [Carpe Fide]

    Welcome to this week's episode of the Carpe Fide podcast. We usually sit down to record together, but due to some unexpected audio issues, we are sharing a powerful recent sermon from Justin instead. In this message, titled "Every Spiritual Blessing: Unending Grace," Justin dives into Ephesians 1:7c–8a to explore the incomprehensible nature of God's unmerited favor. While human beings naturally define grace as giving from our limited, finite possessions—much like John D. Rockefeller handing out mere dimes from his vast wealth—God operates on a completely different scale. He gives strictly according to His limitless riches, pouring out an influx of grace so massive that it totally destabilizes humanity's finite concepts of economy, just as Mansa Musa's wealth disrupted the gold standard. We invite you to listen, allow God's kindness to lead you to repentance, and rejoice in the inexhaustible vault of unending grace provided by our loving Father. LINKS  Visit carpefide.com and check out our BRAND NEW SITE, hunt for our Easter Egg to win a sticker! Use code CARPE FIDE for 10% off your book purchase at Mud Hen Mama's main site Check out the discounted Men's and  Women's bundles for our listeners at Old Forge Press We have RELAUNCHED our store! New shirts, colorways, and shipping options are YOURS for the taking (well, buying really, but you know what I'm talking about...) Head to carpefide.com/shop today to grab your new gear! Visit offgridwarehouse.com and use code CF10 for 10% off your offgrid order!! LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, REVIEW! This year we're making an effort to grow our podcast without being cringey. That said, some cringe must happen, and that's happening now. Please head over to iTunes to leave a rating and a comment, subscribe to us on  YouTube, and follow us on all the socials to keep up to date, and most of all, leave us some feedback and dialogue with us. You can also drop us a line at hello@carpefide.com

    49 min
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Two bearded Bible bros creating content (and clothing) critiquing the current cultural climate while conveying Christian comments with comedic...quips.

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    Carpe Fide Podcasts
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2026
  • Episodes
    257
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    Carpe Fide Podcasts

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