Five's A Crowd Podcast

Five's A Crowd
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Imagine yourself arriving at a house party in the late '90s. You weave your way through the crowd trying to find a place to fit in, relax, find someone to connect with, and then you hear them; sitting in a circle surrounded by amused onlookers the 5 of us sit laughing, joking, and telling the best stories you've never heard. You're welcomed with open arms into the fold to enjoy the company of strangers, as the five of us become a crowd.

  1. 1D AGO

    IN THE NEWS: Ellen DeGeneres Exposed, Jim Carrey's Replacement, & The Ayatollah's Downfall in Iran

    You've got burning questions, we've got answers! Call or Text us for the worst advice imaginable, and we may feature it on an upcoming podcast! ** 801-513-3373 **In this wild episode, we dive headfirst into the biggest "In The News" topics shaking up the world right now. We break down the bizarre conspiracy that Jim Carrey was replaced by an imposter in a mask at a recent award show (and where the real Jim Carrey might be hiding). Then, we shift gears to the intense global conflict surrounding Iran, the elimination of the Ayatollah, and why the Iranian people are celebrating the regime's downfall. Finally, we unpack the dark Hollywood rumors surrounding Ellen DeGeneres, analyzing those incredibly tense interviews with Adele and Selena Gomez.Plus, we get into some hilarious personal updates, RV road trips, and the mysteries of the Pentagon's missing trillions.Thank you for being part of this crowd!00:00 - Start!01:45 - Bathroom Banter & Hemorrhoid Horror Stories08:14 - Shia LaBeouf, Transformers & Method Acting Madness13:44 - IN THE NEWS: Jim Carrey’s Masked Replacement18:14 - Disney Trips, Grandparents, & RV Living28:12 - Critic's Corner: Scream 7 & The Long Walk48:55 - The Terrifying Cruise Ship Toilet53:09 - Conspiracy Corner: Biden's "Tesla Bot" Walk56:21 - The Pentagon's Missing Trillions01:00:24 - Quick Detour: Lost Ancient Technology 01:10:53 - Global News: US Fires First Combat Torpedo Since WWII01:11:38 - The Fall of Iran's Ayatollah & Global Conflict01:16:37 - Why the Iranian People are Celebrating01:27:39 - Russian Bombers Intercepted & F-22 Raptors01:32:34 - Ellen DeGeneres Exposed: Adele & Selena Gomez Speak Out01:36:09 - The Clintons & The Epstein Files01:38:26 - Dark Jokes & OutroReddit- Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd- Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcastFollow Our Personal AccountsAustin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomerCam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/Tony - https://www.instagram.com/theonlytonyc/Zach - https://www.instagram.com/zvanbeekum/Hashtags#JoinTheCrowd #News #PodcastP.O. Box**Please no packages, letters only**Five's A Crowd Podcast1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041

    1h 40m

  2. MAR 2

    THEY FOUND SOMETHING.. And The Details Are Terrifying

    You've got burning questions, we've got answers! Call or Text us for the worst advice imaginable, and we may feature it on an upcoming podcast! ** 801-513-3373 ** What is really buried beneath the ice? We're diving deep into the frozen unknown, exploring whispers of forbidden diaries, ancient maps, and the sprawling worlds that might exist right beneath our feet. From classified operations to things that shouldn't be possible, we're questioning everything we've been told about the bottom of the world. Thank you for being part of this crowd! Reddit - Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd - Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcast Follow Our Personal Accounts Austin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomer Cam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/ Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/ Tony - https://www.instagram.com/theonlytonyc/ Zach - https://www.instagram.com/zvanbeekum/ Hashtags #JoinTheCrowd #HitTheBell #Podcast P.O. Box **Please no packages, letters only** Five's A Crowd Podcast 1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041

    1h 9m

  3. FEB 23

    "I Felt the Knife..." – The Most Brutal Vasectomy Story Ever Told

    You've got burning questions, we've got answers! Call or Text us for the worst advice imaginable, and we may feature it on an upcoming podcast! ** 801-513-3373 ** In this episode, Austin shares the absolute nightmare of his recent vasectomy—a story involving a pop-up women's spa, zero numbing, a mechanic's creeper chair, and 10 minutes of pure agony. Once we recover from the sympathy pains, we dive into Critic's Corner for some movie reviews before completely derailing into the Conspiracy Center. We're talking Selena Gomez clone theories, deep dives into the Epstein files, Michael Jackson's Neverland, and even alien disclosures. Pull up a chair, and thank you for being part of this crowd! 00:00 - Start! 02:11 - Hunter Class 09:09 - The Vasectomy Story Begins 30:13 - Critic's Corner: "Eternity", "Anaconda", and "The Running Man" 43:31 - Conspiracy Center: Selena Gomez clones & Bieber's baby 47:20 - The Epstein Files & Whoopi Goldberg 49:15 - Michael Jackson's Neverland: Safe haven or conspiracy? 53:53 - Pizzagate, "Beef Jerky" emails, & Hollywood elites 58:42 - Did Epstein survive? Unmarked vans & FedEx accounts 01:05:25 - Big Pharma & the timing of cancer cures 01:09:47 - Obama, Trump, and Aliens 01:16:55 - The Olympics & Olympic Village hookups 01:23:41 - Super Bowl Halftime Shows & lip-syncing 01:30:29 - AI Movies & Hollywood copyright lawsuits 01:32:27 - Dad jokes & Sign off Reddit - Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd - Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcast Follow Our Personal Accounts Austin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomer Cam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/ Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/ Tony - https://www.instagram.com/theonlytonyc/ Zach - https://www.instagram.com/zvanbeekum/ Hashtags #JoinTheCrowd #News #Podcast P.O. Box **Please no packages, letters only** Five's A Crowd Podcast 1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041

    1h 34m

  4. FEB 16

    We Found a SECRET Social Network..

    You've got burning questions, we've got answers! Call or Text us for the worst advice imaginable, and we may feature it on an upcoming podcast! ** 801-513-3373 ** In this episode, things get a little... artificial. We dive deep into the rabbit hole of "Molt Book," a secret social network where AI agents are allegedly talking to each other, creating religions, and even starting their own meme coins—or are they? But before we question reality, we have some very real life updates: one of us is getting "snipped" tomorrow , we’re navigating the messy world of potty training , and we learn some very questionable slang from Urban Dictionary (seriously, don’t Google "Kentucky Snow Plow" at work!). 00:00 - Start! 02:40 - Tony's son is a math genius? 05:05 - High School vs. College Credits (The Scam?) 09:50 - Mind-blowing math tricks you weren't taught 15:20 - HOA Nightmares & "Walmart" Homes 18:25 - Why we want to move to Japan 🇯🇵 21:25 - Are the Grammys Rigged? 28:25 - The Big Snip: Vasectomy Talk 35:28 - Potty Training Tactics & "The Peanut" 42:15 - Disneyland vs. Disney World vs. Universal 49:15 - Tips for First-Time Home Buyers 54:40 - Urban Dictionary: The Kentucky Snow Plow 01:02:16 - Advice on Moving Out of Your Parents' House 01:10:30 - Should You Get a Service Pitbull? 01:15:20 - Can Carrots Actually Turn You Orange? 01:17:15 - The "Claude Bot" & Autonomous AI Agents 01:26:00 - We Found a Secret Social Network for AI 01:30:25 - AI Created Its Own Religion?! 01:35:40 - The "Molt Book" Scam Revealed Reddit - Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd - Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcast Follow Our Personal Accounts Austin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomer Cam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/ Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/ Tony - https://www.instagram.com/theonlytonyc/ Zach - https://www.instagram.com/zvanbeekum/ Hashtags #JoinTheCrowd #HitTheBell #Podcast P.O. Box **Please no packages, letters only** Five's A Crowd Podcast 1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041

    1h 48m

  5. FEB 2

    Gaslighting 101: The Lies ALL Our Parents Told Us as Kids

    We dive into the childhood myths that traumatized us all, debate the legality of interior car lights, and open a folder of videos that probably should have stayed private. You've got burning questions, we've got answers! Call or Text us for the worst advice imaginable, and we may feature it on an upcoming podcast! ** 801-513-3373 ** 00:00 - Start! 00:43 - Welcome to the crowd! 02:24 - Top 10: Lies everyone believed as kids 03:02 - Lie #10: If you cross your eyes, they'll stay that way 03:20 - The "Blindness" Myth: Standing too close to the TV 04:36 - The 25-cent radio station trick 05:40 - Lie #9: Swallowed gum stays in your stomach for 7 years 08:58 - Lie #8: Quicksand is a major problem 10:12 - New fear unlocked: Tree wells & skiing 12:15 - Can trees actually explode in the cold? 14:12 - The "Illegal" Car Light myth 18:15 - Does cracking your knuckles cause arthritis? 21:05 - Lie #5: Waiting 30 minutes to swim after eating 24:55 - Lie #2: You will use math every day 28:05 - Lie #1: Just "Be Yourself" 30:35 - Snipe hunting & other pranks 33:41 - Watermelon seeds & eating girls don't poop 35:34 - The Russian disease: "Rot-yer-coc-off" 39:05 - Do dogs actually see in black and white? 45:00 - Opening the "Do Not Watch" folder 47:20 - The Jersey Bomb Scoop 52:40 - The "Alpha" who claps with his feet 56:25 - The Rainbow Crosswalk removal 57:15 - "I wouldn't come to your funeral" Reddit - Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd - Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcast Follow Our Personal Accounts Austin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomer Cam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/ Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/ Tony - https://www.instagram.com/theonlytonyc/ Zach - https://www.instagram.com/zvanbeekum/ Hashtags #JoinTheCrowd #HitTheBell #Podcast P.O. Box **Please no packages, letters only** Five's A Crowd Podcast 1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041

    58 min

  6. JAN 26

    She Had the Baby. It Wasn't Hers. | Ep 220

    Today we pull back the curtain on a series of unsettling realities that seem more like a dystopian movie than 2026. From a billion-dollar fraud scheme hiding in plain sight to a medical error that defies belief, we’re dissecting the stories the mainstream media is too afraid to touch. Between high-tech military secrets and the collapse of public trust, nothing is off-limits! Thank you for being part of this crowd! You've got burning questions, we've got answers! Call or Text us for the worst advice imaginable, and we may feature it on an upcoming podcast! ** 801-513-3373 ** Reddit - Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd - Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcast Follow Our Personal Accounts Austin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomer Cam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/ Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/ Tony - https://www.instagram.com/theonlytonyc/ Zach - https://www.instagram.com/zvanbeekum/ Hashtags #JoinTheCrowd #HitTheBell #Podcast P.O. Box **Please no packages, letters only** Five's A Crowd Podcast 1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041

    1h 28m

  7. JAN 19

    11-Year-Old CHOKES Friend (Paramedics Called), Japan’s "Mating Visas", & Fighting Celebs | Ep 219

    You've got burning questions, we've got answers! Call or Text us for the worst advice imaginable, and we may feature it on an upcoming podcast! ** 801-513-3373 ** A listener writes in with a parenting nightmare: an 11-year-old choked out a friend over homework, requiring paramedics at the bus stop. We discuss how to handle it when "good kids" snap and the fallout of schoolyard bullying. On a lighter note, the table gets heated over the "Freedom Units" vs. Metric System debate, we explore Japan’s desperate plan to solve their population crisis with free houses, and react to the announcement of Jackass 5. Plus, we wrap up with life-saving parenting hacks—from "Green Light" sleep training to why you shouldn't buy a $900 stroller! Thank you for being part of this crowd! Reddit - Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd - Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcast Follow Our Personal Accounts Austin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomer Cam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/ Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/ Tony - https://www.instagram.com/theonlytonyc/ Zach - https://www.instagram.com/zvanbeekum/ Hashtags #JoinTheCrowd #Subscribe #Podcast P.O. Box **Please no packages, letters only** Five's A Crowd Podcast 1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041

    1h 22m

  8. JAN 12

    KIDNAPPING A DICTATOR: The Secret 3-Hour Mission to Silence Maduro | Ep 218

    NEW PHONE NUMBER: You've got burning questions, we've got answers! Call or Text us for the worst advice imaginable, and we may feature it on an upcoming podcast!; ** 801-513-3373 ** From the 150 aircraft saturated in the Venezuelan sky to the "Conformity Gate" theories of Stranger Things, Episode 218 is a wild ride! We break down the 3-hour surgical strike that captured Maduro in his Nike tracksuit, debate the "mid-ness" of Jessica Biel vs. Kate Beckinsale, and celebrate the Crowd helping us hit 1.1 million minutes watched! TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 - Start! 01:47 - Spotify Wrapped 2025: 1.1 Million Minutes 06:05 - Top 5% Globally: Our Video Success 16:16 - Studio Evolution: From Buffalo Plaid to Professional 18:08 - Spontaneous Live Streams & Interaction 22:19 - "We Quit": The 5-Year Milestone Realization 25:20 - The Great Debate: Jessica Biel vs. Kate Beckinsale 43:22 - Conformity Gate: The Hidden Stranger Things Episode? 55:49 - Maduro’s Capture: The 3-Hour Takedown 01:01:34 - Trolling Hugo Chavez’s Grave 01:04:15 - The Nike Tracksuit & Maduro’s Disgrace 01:08:41 - "We're Keeping It!": Trump on the Oil 01:10:24 - Reinstating the Monroe Doctrine? 01:13:30 - Surgical Strikes & The North Korea Reaction 01:21:46 - Nostalgic Cars: What We’d Buy Back 01:28:19 - Jokes and Final Thoughts 01:30:13 - Thank you for being part of this crowd! Reddit - Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd - Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcast Follow Our Personal Accounts Austin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomer Cam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/ Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/ Tony - https://www.instagram.com/theonlytonyc/ Zach - https://www.instagram.com/zvanbeekum/ Hashtags #News #HitTheBell #Podcast P.O. Box **Please no packages, letters only** Five's A Crowd Podcast 1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041

    1h 30m
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Imagine yourself arriving at a house party in the late '90s. You weave your way through the crowd trying to find a place to fit in, relax, find someone to connect with, and then you hear them; sitting in a circle surrounded by amused onlookers the 5 of us sit laughing, joking, and telling the best stories you've never heard. You're welcomed with open arms into the fold to enjoy the company of strangers, as the five of us become a crowd.

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  • Creator
    Five's A Crowd
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2026
  • Episodes
    226
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Five's A Crowd
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    Five's A Crowd Podcast

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