Five's A Crowd Podcast

Five's A Crowd
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Imagine yourself arriving at a house party in the late '90s. You weave your way through the crowd trying to find a place to fit in, relax, find someone to connect with, and then you hear them; sitting in a circle surrounded by amused onlookers the 5 of us sit laughing, joking, and telling the best stories you've never heard. You're welcomed with open arms into the fold to enjoy the company of strangers, as the five of us become a crowd.

  1. 3d ago

    The FILTHIEST House Stories That Will Make You GAG | 237

    Today we dive into some of the most horrifying Reddit posts on the internet. This conversation is not for weak stomachs. We break down the absolute grossest things people do regularly, the filthiest houses ever witnessed, and the insane family rules that had guests running for the door. Grab a seat, but maybe put your food away for this one. Thank you for being part of this crowd! Reddit - Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd - Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcast Follow Our Personal Accounts Austin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomer Cam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/ Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/ Tony - https://www.instagram.com/theonlytonyc/ Zach - https://www.instagram.com/zvanbeekum/ Hashtags #podcast #reddit #redditstories #askreddit #storytime P.O. Box **Please no packages, letters only** Five's A Crowd Podcast 1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041

  2. Jul 20

    HOA Ignored a DEAD BODY to TOW A CAR?! - HOA Horror Stories | 236

    In this episode of Five's a Crowd, we dive deep into the most unhinged, infuriating, and unbelievable HOA horror stories on the internet. Thank you for being part of this crowd! Reddit - Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd - Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcast Follow Our Personal Accounts Austin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomer Cam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/ Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/ Tony - https://www.instagram.com/theonlytonyc/ Zach - https://www.instagram.com/zvanbeekum/ Hashtags #Podcast #Reddit #RedditStories #HOAstories #HitTheBell #HOAHorrorStories #MaliciousCompliance #HOANightmares P.O. Box **Please no packages, letters only** Five's A Crowd Podcast 1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041

  3. Jul 13

    We Got Hacked, Insane Price Hikes, & The Truth About Men's Bathrooms!

    We dive into the nightmare of credit card fraud and how Zach's identity got stolen for Uber rides and Texas Roadhouse gift cards. We also tackle the massive price hikes hitting the tech and gaming world thanks to AI data centers buying up all the hardware, the reality of the Dead Internet Theory, and GTA 6's insane presales. Plus, we finally address the logistical mysteries of the men's room and why some guys prefer to sit. Pull up a chair and join the conversation. Thank you for being part of this crowd! 00:00 - Start! 00:39 - Welcome to the Crowd 01:23 - Naming Kids After Where They Were Conceived 04:16 - Lie Detectors & Thumbtacks 06:14 - Exciting Lives, Cancer Jokes & Eulogies 09:51 - The Legend of "Soft Zach" 11:07 - We Got Hacked (Credit Card Fraud) 17:46 - The Truth About Men's Bathrooms 20:47 - Nostalgic Comedy Music 24:21 - Why Happy Feet is Terrible 29:43 - Space IPOs 32:56 - Student Drivers & Hand-Crank Windows 37:51 - Putting Unleaded Gas in a Diesel 48:25 - GTA 6 Makes $9 Billion in 24 Hours 59:38 - The AI Music Crisis & Beyond Disdain 1:07:57 - The Dead Internet Theory 1:12:20 - Insane Tech & Console Price Hikes 1:24:53 - The Controversial Box Elder Data Center 1:29:31 - Microchip Breakthroughs That Break Your Brain 1:35:38 - Outro Reddit - Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd - Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcast Follow Our Personal Accounts Austin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomer Cam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/ Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/ Tony - https://www.instagram.com/theonlytonyc/ Zach - https://www.instagram.com/zvanbeekum/ P.O. Box **Please no packages, letters only** Five's A Crowd Podcast 1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041

  4. Jun 22

    The Missing: Why Hikers Keep Vanishing at Mount Shasta | 234

    Buckle up, bucko! Today, the table is taking a deep dive into the chilling mysteries of Northern California's Mount Shasta. We're exploring the terrifying Missing 411 phenomenon, where experienced hikers vanish without a trace, sometimes reappearing miles away, or in areas already cleared by search parties. From telepathic interdimensional Bigfoots guarding the mountain to cloaked UFOs hiding in lenticular clouds, this region is a massive hotspot for the unexplained. We also touch on the underground city of Telos, CIA remote viewing (Project Stargate), DMT crystal beings, and the mind-bending theory that we might all just be waking up in a coma. Grab a seat and join the conversation! Thank you for being part of this crowd! #Podcast #ConspiracyPodcast #Conspiracy #Mystery #Missing411 #MountShasta #Bigfoot #SimulationTheory #FivesACrowd #Coma

  5. Jun 15

    The $200,000 Heist: How a Company STOLE a DYING MAN’s Rare Lego Collection Worth Over $200k

    Welcome back to Five's a Crowd! This week, Austin, Cam, Chris, Tony, and Zach dive into one of the most insane true-crime internet dramas happening right in our backyard: the Bricks & Minifigs $200,000 Star Wars Lego scandal. A dying man's life savings, SWAT teams, a fake decoy business, and massive corporate greed—you literally can't make this up. Before we get into the heavy stuff, we're debating the logistics of Bluetooth caskets, settling the great pigeon vs. dove debate, and breaking down the psychology behind the "love you, bye!" coworker prank. Grab a drink and pull up a chair to the table! Thank you for being part of this crowd! P.O. Box **Please no packages, letters only** Five's A Crowd Podcast 1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041

    The $200,000 Heist: How a Company STOLE a DYING MAN’s Rare Lego Collection Worth Over $200k

  6. Jun 8

    The HORRIFYING Truth Behind Smallville’s Allison Mack & The NXIVM Cult

    We all knew her as the lovable Chloe Sullivan on Smallville, but behind the scenes, Allison Mack was hiding a deeply disturbing secret. In this episode of Five's a Crowd, we dive deep into the sick reality of the NXIVM sex cult and the sinister figurehead, Keith Raniere. From executive success seminars to the terrifying dark underbelly of DOS, blackmail, and human branding, we break down how a beloved CW sweetheart became a master enforcer in one of the most shocking true-crime stories in Hollywood history. Thank you for being part of this crowd! You've got burning questions, we've got answers! Call or Text us for the worst advice imaginable, and we may feature it on an upcoming podcast! ** 801-513-3373 ** Reddit - Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd - Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcast Follow Our Personal Accounts Austin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomer Cam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/ Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/ Tony - https://www.instagram.com/theonlytonyc/ Zach - https://www.instagram.com/zvanbeekum/ 00:00 - Start! 00:05 - A dark opening joke to set the mood 00:42 - Smallville high school crushes 04:00 - From Hollywood actress to federal court 09:09 - Meet Keith Raniere and the "Vanguard" illusion 15:29 - How NXIVM masqueraded as business coaching 24:33 - DOS: The terrifying secret inner circle 25:19 - Blackmail and the sinister collateral system 27:17 - The horrifying branding ceremonies 34:36 - Allison Mack's role as a top Cult Lieutenant 45:15 - Was Mack a victim or a perpetrator? 47:29 - FBI arrests and federal indictments 52:12 - A shockingly short prison sentence 57:35 - Marrying a former neo-Nazi and life after prison 01:01:48 - Amway, MLM red flags, and pyramid schemes 01:05:48 - One last terrible joke to lighten the mood Hashtags #Podcast #NXIVM #AllisonMack #TrueCrime #Cults #Smallville #FivesACrowd #Podcast #HollywoodScandals P.O. Box **Please no packages, letters only** Five's A Crowd Podcast 1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041

  7. Jun 1

    Cruise Ship Lost Power, Medical Emergencies, & Secret Helipad?? | 231

    The gang is back! This week on Five's a Crowd, I am sharing the wild story of my recent anniversary cruise to Cozumel with Jess. What was supposed to be a relaxing Western Caribbean getaway turned completely chaotic when a medical emergency forced our massive ship to turn around—and exposed a blatant lie about a secret helipad. We also dive into the terrifying feeling of a mega-cruise losing power in the pitch-black ocean, the infamous 2013 "poop cruise" disaster, and the wild reality of K-Pop's global dominance. Thank you for being part of this crowd! You've got burning questions, we've got answers! Call or Text us for the worst advice imaginable, and we may feature it on an upcoming podcast! ** 801-513-3373 ** 00:00 - Start! 01:32 - The Royal Caribbean getaway 02:16 - The crazy cost of an Alaskan cruise 04:22 - Carnival vs. Royal Caribbean class divide 07:31 - Disconnecting from cell service at sea 08:29 - Karaoke night and singing Cardi B 12:50 - The power goes out in the middle of the ocean 17:26 - The infamous 2013 Carnival "Poop Cruise" disaster 21:24 - Costa Concordia and floating city nightmares 26:02 - The massive scale and buoyancy of cruise ships 28:05 - The Icon of the Seas is an absolute monster 30:00 - The terrifying black abyss of the deep ocean 31:33 - Snorkeling with sharks and barracudas in Cozumel 39:49 - Selling the timeshare property 42:12 - Petty HOA revenge tactics and fake chickens 46:09 - The hypocrisy of hunter safety ethics 48:46 - Exploding wild hogs with Tannerite 51:17 - Salt Lake Temple renovations and earthquake proofing 56:01 - The 10-year coma dream nightmare 01:00:58 - The massive BTS concert experience in Vegas 01:07:20 - How the K-pop Army moves global markets 01:11:59 - The Brokeback Mountain and Lord of the Rings joke 01:14:45 - Wrap up Reddit - Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd - Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcast Follow Our Personal Accounts Austin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomer Cam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/ Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/ Tony - https://www.instagram.com/theonlytonyc/ Zach - https://www.instagram.com/zvanbeekum/ Hashtags #Podcast #CruiseDisaster #RoyalCaribbean #ComedyPodcast P.O. Box **Please no packages, letters only** Five's A Crowd Podcast 1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041

  8. May 4

    Outrageous Movies & DIRTY DEFINITIONS | Ep 230

    You've got burning questions, we've got answers! Call or Text us for the worst advice imaginable, and we may feature it on an upcoming podcast! ** 801-513-3373 ** With Chris out this week, Austin, Cam, Tony, and Zach take over to talk movies! Austin finally breaks his years-long drought with a massive late-night movie marathon. We break down what he watched, debate the *Jumanji* sequel, and tackle the wild escalation of the *Fast & Furious* franchise. Plus, we read some extremely NSFW Urban Dictionary definitions sent in by the fans (you've been warned!), discuss the insanity of *The Boys*, and dive into rumors about Jared Leto's secret island cult. Grab a drink and join the conversation. thank you for being part of this crowd! 00:00 - Start! 01:17 - Fan Requests: NSFW Urban Dictionary Definitions 04:36 - Fun Facts About Bird Anatomy & Drowning Turkeys 05:56 - Austin's First Movie Marathon in Years 07:02 - Fantastic Four & Forced Feminism in Movies 12:52 - Why Thunderbolts Did Strong Female Characters Right 18:56 - RIP Chuck Norris & History of Ungentlemanly Warfare 27:42 - Mortal Kombat vs. Street Fighter Trailers 30:30 - Overworked Studios & Marvel's CGI Problems 32:18 - Watching Remember the Titans For the First Time 45:29 - The Most Unrealistic Movie Cliches 01:00:33 - The Insane Fast & Furious Timeline & Paul Walker CGI 01:05:34 - Spaceballs 2 & Surviving Cancel Culture 01:08:01 - Reacting to the Campus Protester Video 01:14:36 - The Great Jumanji Title Debate 01:20:13 - Does Jared Leto Have a Secret Island Cult? 01:24:28 - Closing Dad Jokes Reddit - Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd - Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcast Follow Our Personal Accounts Austin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomer Cam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/ Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/ Tony - https://www.instagram.com/theonlytonyc/ Zach - https://www.instagram.com/zvanbeekum/ Hashtags #Podcast #MovieMarathon #Comedy #UrbanDictionary #MovieReview #TheBoys #Marvel #FastAndFurious #Jumanji #PopCulture P.O. Box **Please no packages, letters only** Five's A Crowd Podcast 1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041

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Imagine yourself arriving at a house party in the late '90s. You weave your way through the crowd trying to find a place to fit in, relax, find someone to connect with, and then you hear them; sitting in a circle surrounded by amused onlookers the 5 of us sit laughing, joking, and telling the best stories you've never heard. You're welcomed with open arms into the fold to enjoy the company of strangers, as the five of us become a crowd.

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  • Creator
    Five's A Crowd
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2026
  • Episodes
    238
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © Five's A Crowd
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