Lise and Sarah

Lise and Sarah
Lise and Sarah
  • 4.5 (25)
  • Comedy
  • Updated Weekly

We tried to be deep and mysterious but all we got was this silly little podcast  www.liseandsarah.com.au

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  1. 2d ago ·  Video

    If I Win The Lotto There Will Be Signs

    When the Carlaw’s won the meat tray at the footy it was treated with the reverence of a third child. And it’s got Sarah thinking. Say you win big. A stonking powerball or a lotto. Who would you tell? How much would you give away? And if you kept it quiet… what would the signs be? Lise has a conspiracy theory about an Australian influencer, Sarah’s buying a place in Bondi, and Dane just wants the serenity of a Bonnie Doon-style mudflat. And, Gen Z apparently aren’t pashing anymore, if they even call it that. The Fine Print: Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD on Apple Podcasts here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah) For Android users you can become a Goldie via Substack! The best way is to subscribe via your desktop computer here: https://liseandsarah.substack.com/ The show phone is: 0489 214 653 Our mailbag address is: Lise and Sarah Clearshot Digital Unit 3 / 421 Logan Road Stones Corner QLD 4120 Don’t forget to read Big Little Truths with us for a spontaneous book club https://www.panmacmillan.com.au/9781761563102/ Disco Club tickets are here! BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | SOLD OUT MELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=VENUE&ep=VENUE PERTH | SAT DEC 5 | TICKETS https://megatix.com.au/events/disco-club We record at Clearshot Digital (https://clearshot.digital/) in Brisbane and they’re awesome

    If I Win The Lotto There Will Be Signs

  2. 6d ago • Subscribers Only

    The Case For A Best Friend Sleepover

    We've done something we've never done in more than a decade of friendship: a sleepover. Kids were packed. Pillows were hauled across Brisbane. The Carlaws lit the fire pit. And for a night, two families merged into one. There were homemade burgers, marshmallows, pancakes, teenage awkwardness, an unexpectedly chivalrous jumper offer and $50 spent on Kayo for reasons Lise is still processing. But perhaps the elaborate girls weekend can wait. For now, the sleepover is the great friendship move.

    The Case For A Best Friend Sleepover

  3. Aug 31 ·  Video

    Never Give A 12 Year Old A Pressure Hose

    At Casa Carlaws, they’re gearing up for a big week. They’re hosting the semi-formal "pre’s. Teenagers in suits and sateen, and the house looking it’s absolute best. That was until Max took hold of the high pressure hose, and created “art” on the driveway. Complete with ball hair. Can we all go live at Sarah’s instead, where it’s spa days, “huzz” talk and dreamy French braid aesthetics? Meanwhile, Sarah has officially had enough of the digital leash, is paying your kids “brave dollars” actually genius parenting, and meet the perfect rescue dog: a three-legged Jack Russell called Toto The Fine Print: Send us something for the background! The address for fan mail, cards, post it notes and drawings is: Lise and Sarah Clearshot Digital Unit 3 / 421 Logan Road Stones Corner QLD 4120 Don’t forget to read Big Little Truths with us for a spontaneous book club https://www.panmacmillan.com.au/9781761563102/ Disco Club tickets are here! BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | SOLD OUT MELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=VENUE&ep=VENUE PERTH | SAT DEC 5 | TICKETS https://megatix.com.au/events/disco-club Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD on Apple Podcasts here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah) For Android users you can become a Goldie via Substack! The best way is to subscribe via your desktop computer here: https://liseandsarah.substack.com/ You can then connect your Substack to Spotify. Here’s how: How to listen to Lise & Sarah GOLD on Spotify Open your welcome email from Substack after becoming a paid subscriber. Scroll until you see the section about podcast listening options. Tap 'Listen in Spotify'. You’ll be prompted to connect your Spotify account to Substack. Follow the prompts and hit approve/allow. Spotify should then open automatically and Lise & Sarah GOLD will appear in your podcast feed. Hit follow - and you’re in. New GOLD episodes will now land in Spotify every Friday like a tiny emotional support package. If it’s not showing up: Make sure you’re logged into the same email/account you used to subscribe on Substack. Check your Spotify app is updated. Go back to the original Substack email and tap the Spotify link again. Still stuck? Visit Substack Support for help connecting your podcast feed to Spotify. Technology is humbling for all of us. We record at Clearshot Digital (https://clearshot.digital/) in Brisbane and they’re awesome

    Never Give A 12 Year Old A Pressure Hose

  4. Aug 27 • Subscribers Only

    I Don’t Want A Hobby. I Want My Dressing Gown.

    Do you have a hobby? Not reading or going for coffee. We mean an actual, bona fide side quest. After Sarah’s sister takes up tennis and discovers the intoxicating thrill of graduating from the Guppies, we start wondering whether grown women need something of their own. Preferably outside the house and with absolutely no productive outcome attached. This sends us down several paths. Sarah considers learning to gallop on a horse. Lise asks ChatGPT to prescribe her a hobby and …well, don’t trust the robots. We work our way through a list of 33 August side quests, and then somewhere between horse riding, sewing clubs, and Clueless, we arrive at the real question: does having a hobby make life richer, or is it just another bloody thing we’re supposed to optimise? Goldies, we need your help. Tell us your hobby in the GOLD Facebook group!

    I Don’t Want A Hobby. I Want My Dressing Gown.

  5. Aug 24 ·  Video

    Lise Tried Her Husband’s Dream Holiday. Now She’s Hooked

    Lise has returned from the Great Ocean Road with a new identity: biker woman. Turns out romance in midlife looks less like champagne and rose petals and more like thermals, Tipping Point, and your husband listening to the same Bon Jovi song for approximately 70 hours. We also investigate a Gen X theory: did growing up with brutal 90s video games accidentally make us more resilient? Plus: the shoes giving pig trotter, a wildlife encounter that absolutely was not a wildlife encounter, and the brilliant things we’re watching and reading right now. The Fine Print: This episode was proudly brought to you by NESCAFÉ https://www.instagram.com/nescafeanz/ Need a new read? Read Big Little Truths with us for a spontaneous book club https://www.panmacmillan.com.au/9781761563102/ Send us something for the background! The address for fan mail, cards, post it notes and drawings is: Lise and Sarah Clearshot Digital Unit 3 / 421 Logan Road Stones Corner QLD 4120 Disco Club tickets are here! BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | SOLD OUT MELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=VENUE&ep=VENUE PERTH | SAT DEC 5 | TICKETS https://megatix.com.au/events/disco-club Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD on Apple Podcasts here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah) For Android users you can become a Goldie via Substack! The best way is to subscribe via your desktop computer here: https://liseandsarah.substack.com/ You can then connect your Substack to Spotify. Here’s how: How to listen to Lise & Sarah GOLD on Spotify Open your welcome email from Substack after becoming a paid subscriber. Scroll until you see the section about podcast listening options. Tap 'Listen in Spotify'. You’ll be prompted to connect your Spotify account to Substack. Follow the prompts and hit approve/allow. Spotify should then open automatically and Lise & Sarah GOLD will appear in your podcast feed. Hit follow - and you’re in. New GOLD episodes will now land in Spotify every Friday like a tiny emotional support package. If it’s not showing up: Make sure you’re logged into the same email/account you used to subscribe on Substack. Check your Spotify app is updated. Go back to the original Substack email and tap the Spotify link again. Still stuck? Visit Substack Support for help connecting your podcast feed to Spotify. Technology is humbling for all of us. We record at Clearshot Digital (https://clearshot.digital/) in Brisbane and they’re awesome

    Lise Tried Her Husband’s Dream Holiday. Now She’s Hooked

  6. Aug 20 • Subscribers Only

    The Ten Second Wardrobe Purge

    One of us has reached breaking point with their wardrobe. HINT: it’s not “self appointed stylist” Lise. No no no. It’s “I’m-getting-rid-of-my-signature-look” Sarah. So the algorithm has served up the ten-second wardrobe purge to our floral-midi-shunning-gal. The theory: try something on and decide in ten seconds whether to keep it. Seriously: how do you get out of a clothing funk, Goldies? How did you find what worked for you? Ideas needed! Jump in the facebook group for the chat.

    The Ten Second Wardrobe Purge

  7. Aug 18 ·  Video

    Apparently, Yes, There Is A Wrong Side Of The Bed

    Oh god. We’ve both been sleeping on the botched side of the bed…. for decades. According to Feng Shui, one side gives you active dragon energy, while the other offers the deep rest and restoration of the tiger. Unfortunately, the men appear to have claimed the tiger side, which is possibly why we’re so tired? Also: Sarah proposes a national spending limit for children’s birthday presents, Lise reports that our carefully chosen grey-and-white homes are now apparently embarrassing, and we have a plan to bring friendship speed dating to Brisbane. The Fine Print: Send us something for the background! The address for fan mail, cards, post it notes and drawings is: Lise and Sarah Clearshot Digital Unit 3 / 421 Logan Road Stones Corner QLD 4120 Disco Club tickets are here! BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | SOLD OUT MELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=VENUE&ep=VENUE PERTH | SAT DEC 5 | TICKETS https://megatix.com.au/events/disco-club Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD on Apple Podcasts here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah) For Android users you can become a Goldie via Substack! The best way is to subscribe via your desktop computer here: https://liseandsarah.substack.com/ You can then connect your Substack to Spotify. Here’s how: How to listen to Lise & Sarah GOLD on Spotify Open your welcome email from Substack after becoming a paid subscriber. Scroll until you see the section about podcast listening options. Tap 'Listen in Spotify'. You’ll be prompted to connect your Spotify account to Substack. Follow the prompts and hit approve/allow. Spotify should then open automatically and Lise & Sarah GOLD will appear in your podcast feed. Hit follow - and you’re in. New GOLD episodes will now land in Spotify every Friday like a tiny emotional support package. If it’s not showing up: Make sure you’re logged into the same email/account you used to subscribe on Substack. Check your Spotify app is updated. Go back to the original Substack email and tap the Spotify link again. Still stuck? Visit Substack Support for help connecting your podcast feed to Spotify. Technology is humbling for all of us. We record at Clearshot Digital (https://clearshot.digital/) in Brisbane and they’re awesome

    Apparently, Yes, There Is A Wrong Side Of The Bed

  8. Aug 13 • Subscribers Only

    When Your Friends Forget Your Birthday

    A dear Goldie’s birthday came and went, and many of the friends she’s loved for decades…simply forgot. She knows people are busy. She knows a missed date doesn’t erase years of friendship. But it still left her feeling hurt and overlooked and frankly, a bit shit. We unpack why midlife birthdays, whether being forgotten is a genuine friendship red flag, and the uncomfortable truth…can people only meet expectations they know about?

    When Your Friends Forget Your Birthday
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