Lise and Sarah

Lise and Sarah
Lise and Sarah
  • 4.6 (27)
  • Comedy
  • Updated Weekly

We tried to be deep and mysterious but all we got was this silly little podcast  www.liseandsarah.com.au

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  1. 20h ago

    Teenage Backyard Barbershops & The Hunt for ‘Mr Bacon’ Begins

    The new teenage sidehustle is backyard barbershops. With $30 fades, and 40 clients a week - all fitted around school hours of course - we're into it.  Meanwhile, Sarah has spotted a mysterious car with the number plate ‘MRBACON’. Who is he? A butcher? A distant relative of Kevin? We need your help to find this Porcine man of mystery.  Plus, Lise turns her rage onto Go-Karting industry, and the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show brings back memories of her own time working with the Angels. Yes, she signed an NDA. No, she has absolutely no idea if it's still valid.Show NotesDo you have a tip off about 'MR BACON'? Message the show phone: 0489 214 653 OR DM us on instagram @liseandsarah Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD on Apple Podcasts here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah) For Android users you can become a Goldie via Substack! The best way is to subscribe via your desktop computer here: https://liseandsarah.substack.com/Disco Club tickets are here! BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | SOLD OUTMELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=VENUE&ep=VENUEPERTH | SAT DEC 5 | TICKETS https://megatix.com.au/events/disco-club   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Teenage Backyard Barbershops & The Hunt for ‘Mr Bacon’ Begins

  2. 4d ago • Subscribers Only

    It's Not About The Toast

    Sarah ordered two slices of toast. She got one and a half. Normally, she’d have eaten it and said nothing. But not today. Not anymore. She asked for the other half of her toast, and Goldies, the sky did not fall in. Today we’re talking about the tiny ways women put up with things because they don't want to make a fuss. The missing toast, the bad service we tolerate and the fear of being labelled a ‘Karen’ for simply asking for what we want. Plus, the Goldies have been sharing their own acts of everyday rebellion. Is it time we all became - As Florence Given says - a little more of a bitch?

    It's Not About The Toast

  3. Oct 19

    A Plea To Bring Back Daytime Soap Operas

    TV has frankly gotten too good. What we need is an evil twin, a demonic possession and a storyline we cab follow despite missing six weeks of episodes. Sarah is campaigning to bring back the daytime soap opera, because we think honestly think Passions was better than Severance. Meanwhile, a French woman's fashion rule says the secret to looking fabulous is trying a little less. Plus, are coin purses officially extinct? And Sarah's genius trick for getting a house full of teenage girls to actually sleep at a sleepover.The Fine Print:The French Rule of Dressing is here https://www.instagram.com/reels/DdyDkPrMh1s/ Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD on Apple Podcasts here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah) For Android users you can become a Goldie via Substack! The best way is to subscribe via your desktop computer here: https://liseandsarah.substack.com/Disco Club tickets are here! BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | SOLD OUTMELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=VENUE&ep=VENUEPERTH | SAT DEC 5 | TICKETS https://megatix.com.au/events/disco-club See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    A Plea To Bring Back Daytime Soap Operas

  4. Oct 15 • Subscribers Only

    Welcome To The Lighthouse Era Of Motherhood

    Ok so Goldies….we have officially tipped over into being mums of teens. Sarah’s on the floor - literally - because apparently being physically lower than teenagers is a good way to talk to them. Who knew. Meanwhile, Remy has his driver’s licence, and Lise is coping fine thanks. We’ve officially entered what is known as the ‘lighthouse era’ of motherhood; the stage when your kids start steering their own boats and your job is to stand on the shore, keep the light on and resist the urge to climb aboard and take over. Before you get weepy about it though, Captain Lise has a radical new approach to pitch.

    Welcome To The Lighthouse Era Of Motherhood

  5. Oct 12

    A Trend Forecast From Women With Their Jeans Undone After Lunch

    We’re back. And before we hit the cluster of term 4, while our brains are still functioning, we’re predicting the upcoming trends of spring and summer. Peplums are back. Bandanas are lurking. White nighties are in. Wonderbras have risen from the dead. And there’s a brand new word we’d like you all to work into conversation this week: porcine. Consider this your unqualified spring/summer trend forecast!! The Fine Print: Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD on Apple Podcasts here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah) For Android users you can become a Goldie via Substack! The best way is to subscribe via your desktop computer here: https://liseandsarah.substack.com/Disco Club tickets are here! BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | SOLD OUTMELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=VENUE&ep=VENUEPERTH | SAT DEC 5 | TICKETS https://megatix.com.au/events/disco-club See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    A Trend Forecast From Women With Their Jeans Undone After Lunch

  6. Oct 8 • Subscribers Only

    The Case For Quitting Loudly

    Every woman we know is conditioned to just… keep going. No matter what. Through bad jobs, bad relationships and sheer exhaustion. The men, on the other hand, are very comfortable walking away from things that don’t work for them. Today, it’s the think piece that made us pause; iss it time women stopped quietly quitting and started quitting… loudly? The full article “Men Are Onto Something: Quitting Is Great” is by Lindsay Crouse published in The New York Times. Lindsay Crouse is the author of The Case for Quitting: The Surprising Benefits of Opting Out published by Harper Collins 2026 Let us know what you think in the Facebook group! Are you quitting loudly?

    The Case For Quitting Loudly

  7. Oct 1 • Subscribers Only

    "Of Course I'll Remember To Cancel It"

    It was a random Sunday. A random escape to the shops. And somehow, Lise had the kind of mythical shopping day where she reached flow state and everything just... worked. Pink denim? An olive satin skirt? Gorman??? Apparently yes. Whose to blame? The stars? The moon? Belinda Zuccarello? No. The David Jones credit card of course. Just don’t forget to cancel before the annual fee hits, right?

    "Of Course I'll Remember To Cancel It"

  8. Sep 24 • Subscribers Only

    Zoë Foster Blake Has A New Rule For Your Friends

    Lise has got her hands on Zoe Foster Blake’s new novel Group Chat and now has a simple question: are you the kind of friendship group who keeps talking about taking a girls’ trip....but never does? Because talking about a girls’ trip is easy. Actually booking it? A LOT harder. We talk about the money. The logistics. The mental load. And that weird little guilt that creeps in when you consider spending a significant chunk of time and money on an experience that is… just for you. And if money is the barrier, yep. we get it. Sarah has a genius idea that might finally get everyone onto a plane. Goldies, we need to know: what’s the trip you and your friends have been talking about taking?

    Zoë Foster Blake Has A New Rule For Your Friends
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We tried to be deep and mysterious but all we got was this silly little podcast  www.liseandsarah.com.au

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