Two Idiot Girls

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Just two idiot girls talking...what more could you ask for? This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Two Idiot Girls via Gumball.fm.

1d ago

S6 E29: What Celebrity Gives Us the Ick and More ???

hellooo CHATTT!!! this week we answered more questions y'all asked us after we've "gardened!" in this episode we loosely talk about Drew & Pili's joint bachelor/bachelorette party, why Drew loves to send Olivia Rodrigo songs to the people she loves, and how Drew takes her contacts out with long nails! COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER! Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival) TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026 TICKET LINK: https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/ Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now! https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8B DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! Our listeners can buy one prescription pair and get 20% off any additional pairs at WarbyParker.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS — and using our link helps support the show. #WarbyParker #ad Head to https://FactorMeals.com/twoidiotgirls50off and use code twoidiotgirls50off to get 50% off and free daily greens per box, with new subscription only, while supplies last until 09/27/2026. (See website for more details). Book now at Booking.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jul 14

S6 E28: How We'd Detect Our Evil Clones ???

hiiiii freaks! this week we had plenty of zoomies again & also answered some of y'all's questions for us after we've "gardened"! in this episode we talked about Drew's new favorite show "The Pursuit of Jade", why Deison wants to live in "Animal Crossing", and how we'd be able to detect if our evil clone was there or not! COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER! Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival) TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026 TICKET LINK: https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/ Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now! https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8B DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/twoidiotgirls #rulapod Book now at Booking.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jul 7

S6 E27: Smiley Miley and Swallowing Hot Stones in Love Island

hiiii CHATTT!!! this week we had plenty of zoomies to share - once again! in this episode we talked about how Drew would respond at a recoupling if a man just said "i love that she always puts me above herself" WAT, Deison shares her review of "Minions and Monsters", and how it feels when "we're just being Miley" ! COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER! Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival) TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026 TICKET LINK: https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/ Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now! https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8B DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS! #honeylovepod Head to https://FactorMeals.com/twoidiotgirls50off and use code twoidiotgirls50off to get 50% off and free daily greens per box, with new subscription only, while supplies last until 09/27/2026. (See website for more details). See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jun 30

S6 E26: How to Spot an Incel in the Love Island Villa ???

helloooo little tiny freaksss!! this week we had SO much to catch up with y'all on! in this episode Deison talks about her fun cutie trip to Seattle, we talk about all the victimization we've seen the red pilled men in Love Island have been OOZING, and Drew recaps her unreal experience with finishing her first KDrama "The Perfect Crown" ! COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER! Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival) TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026 TICKET LINK: https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/ Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now! https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8B DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS! #honeylovepod https://Cozey.com — The Home Of Possibilities, Made Easy. Book now at https://Booking.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jun 23

S6 E25: Y'all Are Sucking Toes in the Love Island Villa ???

hellooooo freaks!! this week we had some housekeeping and zoomies to share with y'all. in this episode we talked about some personal updates, Drew's experience watching Casa Amore, and Deison recaps the princess challenge from Love Island S8 for Drew! COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER! Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival) TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026 TICKET LINK: https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/ Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now! https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8B DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! https://Cozey.com — The Home Of Possibilities, Made Easy. Sleep cooler this summer with Boll & Branch during their Annual Summer Event. For a limited time, get 20% off sitewide at https://BollAndBranch.com/twoidiotgirls with code twoidiotgirls. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jun 16

S6 E24: Why Can't I Wear My Pajama Shirt on Love Island ???

helloooo freaks!! this week we giggled and shared some zoomies! in this episode we talk about team gale vs. team peeta, the white bed challenge in s8 of Love Island, and how Drew would make her entrance as a bombshell! COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER! Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival) TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026 TICKET LINK: https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/ Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now! https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8B DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! https://Cozey.com — The Home Of Possibilities, Made Easy. Our listeners can buy one prescription pair and get 20% off any additional pairs at WarbyParker.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS — and using our link helps support the show. #WarbyParker #ad See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jun 9

S6 E23: Why We Think Love Island is like Settlers of Catan ???

hellooooo freaks! this week we shared many of our zoomies! in this episode we talked about Drew's new glasses alertttt, Deison's thoughts on the first 5 episodes of Love Island Season 8 so far, and why we would never want to be on a show like Love Island LOL COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER! Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival) TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026 TICKET LINK: https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/ On sale times!!! *Patreon - Weds, June 10 @ 10am CT *Festival Presale - Thurs, June 11 @ 10am CT *General On sale - Fri, June 12 @ 10am CT Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now! https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8B DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS! #honeylovepod https://Cozey.com — The Home Of Possibilities, Made Easy. Get 15% off OneSkin with the code TWOIDIOTGIRLS at https://www.oneskin.co/TWOIDIOTGIRLS #oneskinpod See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jun 2

S6 E22: Drew's Thoughts on BTS & Songs About Hockey???

hiiii freaks!!! this week we shared some more of our zoomies! in this episode we talked about why every female main character's fancy outfit is silver??, Deison's final thoughts on "Off Campus", and how our first experience at hot pot was a mess but also so much fun! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/twoidiotgirls #rulapod https://Cozey.com — The Home Of Possibilities, Made Easy. Head to https://FactorMeals.com/twoidiotgirls50off and use code twoidiotgirls50off to get 50% off and free daily greens per box, with new subscription only, while supplies last until 09/27/2026. (See website for more details). See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Drew Afualo

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One of my faves!

Jun 25

Uhh..?

Half the week I look forward to this podcast, the other half of the week I’m talking about this podcast <3 I am wondering though if anyone else’s ads are painfully loud while the show is church mouse quiet? I have to turn the volume up so high and then the ads hit like cymbals on my eardrums 🥴
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4d ago

Kayrahrae

this podcast is so so quiet compared to others. i turn it up so i can hear yall and then get ear blasted when there’s an ad not done by you guys that’s normal volume. please fix, it cannot be that hard.
season 6 ep 19

Jun 12

scartttttt

ilygsym i swear but playing 2 “the real real” ads b2b for the first 2 mins of the episode was diabolical
The girls <3333

Jun 1

Becca9925

This podcast is full of laughter, authenticity, hard truths and talks about any and everything. I love this podcast so so much and its gotten me thru so much. Late nights at work, the birth of my daughter, a miscarriage, the highest and the lowest points of my life in the past couple years and listening to them talk about anything is the remedy for all the girls who miss their girls or their sisters. Love listening to my girls 🫶🏻 Love u guys 💞💞💞

Just two idiot girls talking...what more could you ask for? This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Two Idiot Girls via Gumball.fm.