Halal Cartels

Halal Cartels
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Halal Cartels Global hot takes from a couple local brown guys living in the center of a sundowning empire. hosted by Gabe Pacheco Sameer Naseem, And just like the Wu, we do it for the children IG: @gabepac1 IG: @sameermon Contact: Halalcartels@gmail.com twitter: @halalcartels https://www.patreon.com/Halalcartels Intro Music by SAREEN @sareenpatel @Brownprivilege

  1. Oct 20

    AI SLOP Cinema Kurdish Delights and Movie Posters in Ghana

    This episode we talk about the Desi Dad screening at the NY International Shorts Fest, AI slop ruining cinema, the Kurdish parts of Turkey, Magellan, Ghanaian Movie Poster Art, bidets, and the nature of prophets. Mentioned is Deadly Prey Gallery for fly movie poster art Chapters00:00 Introduction to the episode and guests04:02 Discussion of animated pigeon film and animation styles06:56 The absurdity of AI filmmaking and its limitations11:05 The stage incident with AI film and audience response12:47 The role of AI in film and the critique of AI bro culture15:00 Travel reflections from Turkey and cultural observations16:59 Exploring ancient sites like Gobekli Tepe and early civilization theories18:47 The Kurdish experience and geopolitical insights21:02 Turkey’s secular and Islamic coexistence and local culture23:04 Reflections on archaeology, history, and early human civilization24:55 The hospitality and cultural richness of Turkey27:02 The influence of ancient trade routes and early metallurgy29:05 The origins of civilization and the role of fermented grains30:59 The complexity of history and the non-linear development of civilization33:00 Magellan, exploration, and the myth of discovery34:02 Piracy, colonialism, and modern state theft36:09 The underground cinema industry in Ghana and pirate film posters41:08 Prophecy, storytelling, and cultural transmission44:06 Humor, imagination, and the absurdity of AI-generated art45:50 Closing remarks and social media shoutouts

  2. Sep 4

    The Zone of Discomfort and the Odyssey

    We chop it up over the need for discomfort in the face of capitalism, the challenges of climate change. We also talk about movies and aircraft carriers and frog kings.

  3. Aug 17

    Welcome to the jungle, be it the Amazon, Naples, or the world of private spying companies

    In this episode, we chop it up the Amazon rainforest rescue documentary.  No spoilers unfortunately. We gab about Maradona, global oil geopolitics, and the influence of private intelligence firms, possibly even one that’s run by a comedy darling’s dad.

  4. Aug 1

    The Devil's Lettuce and Flim Flam in the Yucatán

    Gabe Pacheco and Sameer Naseem explore a wide range of topics from societal trends, media influence, and cultural perceptions to personal travel stories and current events, offering insights and humor along the way. Link to HollyShorts Screening 8/18 7:30pm Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Show Resurgence 01:59 The Shift from Recreational Drugs to Food Anxiety in NYC 03:59 The Influence of Big Pharma and Lettuce on Weight Loss 06:01 Global Travel and Cultural Observations in Mexico and France 09:03 The McDonald's Story: Innovation, Parasites, and Capitalism 11:53 The Impact of Advertising and Contract Law on Influencers 14:53 Cultural Perceptions and Media Stereotypes of America 18:00 The Evolution of American TV and Censorship 21:01 Surveillance Technology and Privacy Concerns 23:52 The Political and Corporate Power Behind Surveillance 27:05 Environmental Challenges in Mexico and the Yucatan 30:00 Wildlife, Biodiversity, and Ethical Snorkeling in Cozumel 34:01 Legal and Social Realities in Mexico's Police System 36:51 Travel Experiences in France and the Mediterranean 39:02 World Cup, Cultural Identity, and International Politics 39:58 Closing Remarks and Future Episodes

  5. May 8

    Yeah our May Day episode is late but so is the rent

    A little dive into current events, politics, military technology, and culture, featuring insights on May Day, worker solidarity, military industrial complex, and the influence of culture on politics. 00:00 Introduction and May Day Reflections 02:35 The State of Comedy Post-Pandemic 05:23 The Rise of Clip Comedy and Social Media Influence 08:16 Personal Updates and Artistic Community 11:00 Economic Insights and Military Spending 13:58 Asymmetric Warfare and Military Industrial Complex 16:50 Technological Innovations in Warfare 19:37 The Evolution of Military Strategies 22:24 Rationalizing the Economy and Stock Market Dynamics 26:33 The Fog of War and Human Nature 28:08 The Dangers of Metrics and Automation 31:10 The Illusion of Unemployment Rates 33:26 Class Struggles and Economic Realities 35:32 Political Accountability and the Establishment 39:33 Art, Politics, and Cultural Responsibility

  6. Apr 28

    Match Stick Mario Bros and The Power of Direct Action in a Disconnected World

    Chatting about recent global events, the realities of Cuba, the impact of sanctions, and the importance of community action and direct protest. This episode offers insights into international solidarity, economic systems, and grassroots activism. Chapters 00:00 Welcome to Halal Cartels 01:46 Direct Action and Involvement 02:06 Cuba: A Journey of Solidarity 05:57 Challenges of the Blockade 09:02 Cuban Society: Community and Conversation 12:36 Healthcare and Life Expectancy in Cuba 16:50 The Impact of Embargoes 18:13 Nostalgia and Future Lessons from Cuba 22:34 The Impact of Consumerism and Planned Obsolescence 23:08 Direct Action and Climate Defiance 26:44 Critique of Political Figures and Their Policies 29:22 Worker Discontent and Direct Action 31:06 Stock Market Volatility and Economic Disconnection 35:30 Cognitive Dissonance in Economic Systems 39:24 Protests, Community Building, and Activism 42:15 Inspiration from Global Movements and Historical Context

  7. 11/12/2025

    Veteran's Day USA, Homegrown Zetas at Fort Bragg, and Skyscapers to Nowhere Boomerang Time

    What's up with holiday travel in the times of crumbling infrastructure, climate change, and government disfunction. Let's become passport bros and move to Mexico. How did suppressing the Zapatistas lead to the Zetas. Are the Fort Bragg military personnel our homegrown drug trafficking Zetas? The rise of surveillance technology, and the implications of the AI bubble on the economy seem inevitable. The skyscraper apartments in midtown were a big scam. And ending on a lighter note we shout out the importance of empowering individuals through initiatives like the Bard Prison Initiative. Chapters 00:00 Holiday Travel Concerns 05:00 The State of Air Travel and Infrastructure 10:01 Exploring Alternatives: Citizenship and Escape Plans 15:09 The Zapatistas and the Origins of the Zetas 20:11 Military Influence on Drug Trafficking 25:02 Surveillance and Accountability in Society 25:30 The Rise of Palantir and Authoritarianism 27:26 The AI Bubble and Economic Implications 30:43 Michael Burry and Market Predictions 32:30 The Impact of AI on Employment 34:19 Meta's AI Strategy and Market Reactions 37:22 Real Estate Bubbles and Wealth Disparity 41:11 The Disconnect of the Elite 44:47 Education and Empowerment 52:01 Final Thoughts and Future Directions

  8. 08/21/2025

    Istanbul's international airport is like a casino you can't leave and we go to South Africa to see if there is a White Genocide happening

    Recent travel experiences adventures in France, Istanbul, and South Africa. We gain new cultural insights, the uniqueness of various museums, and the contrasts between different cities. We talk about Istanbul, Cape Town, and Soweto. Throughout, they reflect on the importance of understanding different cultures and the shared humanity that transcends borders.   While the rest of the world is descending into ethnic nationalism, South Africa is trying to make the whole post-colonial multicultural democracy thing work.

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Halal Cartels Global hot takes from a couple local brown guys living in the center of a sundowning empire. hosted by Gabe Pacheco Sameer Naseem, And just like the Wu, we do it for the children IG: @gabepac1 IG: @sameermon Contact: Halalcartels@gmail.com twitter: @halalcartels https://www.patreon.com/Halalcartels Intro Music by SAREEN @sareenpatel @Brownprivilege

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  • Creator
    Halal Cartels
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2026
  • Episodes
    108
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Halal Cartels
  • Show Website
    Halal Cartels

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