Honestly Smartless

Chelsea Turano & Dr. Lindsay Regehr
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Honestly Smartless is a weekly comedy podcast for women who are tired of being told to have it together. Dr. Lindsay Regehr and stand-up comedian Chelsea Turano cover relationships, men behaving badly, real life disasters, friendship, and the chaos of being a functioning adult with zero filter and too much honesty. If you love Trash Tuesday, Giggly Squad or Two Bears One Cave,  this is your new obsession. New episodes every Monday.

  1. 14H AGO

    Penis Pumps ft. Cocktails with Dimples & The Beard

    Bobby Lee. Two makeouts. Front row. In front of everyone.  Chelsea Turano and Dr. Lindsay are joined by Cocktails with Dimples & The Beard — a Wisconsin podcast duo born out of steak nights, Leinenkugels, and too much free time during a pandemic.  Dimples and Beard spent three nights at the Comedy Store in LA (8pm to 2am like absolute lunatics), walked away with a Bobby Lee makeout story, a Polly Shore hug on video, and a front-row review of Dane Cook's current state (verdict: rough).  Why comedians are bad podcast guests, the penis pump bathtub ad read that got them dropped by a sponsor, getting ghosted by no-show guests, Chelsea's gold digging stand-up bit, how Lindsay and Chelsea got fired together from a chiropractor's office and never looked back, Dean's grandpa reveal, and why Wisconsin is apparently where values still live. Watch Cocktails with Dimples & The Beard on YouTube Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube:  Honestly Smartless

    1h 19m

  2. MAY 11

    Cinco de Mayo, Cocaine Confetti & the Guy Who Still Uses "Magic Stick" in 2026

    A man offered Chelsea Aspen, Portugal and a yacht this summer. He is not younger or hotter, but Lindsay thinks she can get over that. Chelsea Turano and Dr. Lindsay catch up on two weeks of chaos.  -Two Friends EDM show at Red Rocks where they felt ancient and 16-year-old who came for them -Summer season situation where a well-connected older gentleman wants a plus one for every bougie event in Denver, except he knows her ex, her ex knows everyone in Denver, and no one will come near her because of it -New neighbor who is a retired tech millionaire, social work major, lives within walking distance, and had the audacity to be more attractive on the second date. -"Healer" at work told Lindsay she's a people pleaser with low self worth (she is not).  -Cinco de Mayo group who did cocaine all over the bathroom, and one of them was crying because she had an abortion scheduled for noon the next day Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube:  Honestly Smartless

    1h 1m

  3. MAY 4

    Viral Cheer Dad, Latin Teacher & Full-Time Comedian: Jay Yoder Origin Story

    He started comedy at 38, made $7 at his first show, framed it, and now women are running across ESPN Wide World of Sports screaming his name for a photo. Jay Yoder is that guy. Chelsea Turano and Dr. Lindsay sit down with comedian, viral cheer dad, former Latin teacher, and all-around big deal Jay Yoder for a conversation that covers everything.  -How he quit teaching after 21 years when the school refused to give him six days off -How a merch table rant at Cheer Nationals turned into 60,000 followers -Why his daughter Alicia, who is autistic, writes most of his best material without even trying They get into the ugly side of female comedy (being told to look uglier on stage), why retarded jokes are lazy and not funny, naked comedy shows in New York, the Venmo-first approach to hecklers, edibles at Red Rocks, Gilmore Girls in a haunted Indiana hotel, and why the universe starts delivering the second you stop making excuses. Also, his daughter's response to "if all your friends jumped off a bridge" is genuinely unwritable. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube:  Honestly Smartless

    46 min

  4. APR 27

    Barbed Wire Condoms & Nipple Cover Injuries

    Vegas recap, a pickleball bronze medal, and a knee scrape that requires some explaining. Vegas girls trip included karaoke, a wig flying off mid-Bohemian Rhapsody, nipple covers that took a layer of skin with them, and the bathtub situation that nobody came out of unscathed.  Venus Guard, an anti-sexual assault device with barbs that nobody can figure out how to remove, and why that's both genius and a massive problem. Red light yoga at CorePower is a money grab and a sensory nightmare, Lewis Hamilton only eats air and his body shows it, the best athlete physiques ranked, ear wax obsession (theirs and their dogs'), the neighbor showing up at work and getting deleted from the phone, and a friendship check-in about keeping the snark in check. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube:  Honestly Smartless

    51 min

  5. APR 20

    Why I Gave my Dog a Hand Job

    Seven bags of hidden dog treats. A dining room chair wedged under the bedroom door. A half-hour sensual dog massage that accomplished absolutely nothing. Just a normal week in Chelsea's house. Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay get into the full chaos of living with someone you don't trust. Secret treat stashes, the supplements that never get given, the "did you take your meds today" text that ends every argument and why leaving is never as simple as people make it sound.  They also break down the Alex Cooper vs. Alex Earl situation, why Bethany Frankel needs to stop telling women to support each other, the looks-maxing influencer Clavicular, the golden handcuff trap of marrying rich at 19, and why making your own decisions is genuinely hard when you've never been allowed to. Lindsay is watching a pedo-adjacent TikTok movie nobody asked for and at the pet store over cried at a Bernese Mountain Dog puppy.  We covered a lot of ground, so buckle up Then end.  Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube:  Honestly Smartless

    41 min

  6. APR 13

    Shitting Pants, Divorces & FLDS Cults

    She said "I do"… and then found his cheating texts.  Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay break down a real-life wedding that turned into a same-week divorce, have shiting your pants stories, and Chelsea has a personal connection the the FLDS and Warren Jeffs.  Plus, parents sending a 3-page inheritance list, why red light therapy is a scam, smuggling mushroom capsules to Vegas, and Lindsay is being recruited for the FBI. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube:  Honestly Smartless

    49 min

  7. APR 9

    The Masters: $6 Beers, No Phones, and Golf Villains with Josh Decker

    Masters 2026, golf villains, $6 beers & the challenge of going analogue at the Masters. Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay sit down with Josh Decker, host of the Off the Deck Podcast, for a crash course on everything Masters week. Josh breaks down why Augusta National is unlike any sporting event on the planet, who the good guys and bad guys are on tour (yes, golf has villains), what's actually on the menu at the Champions Dinner, and his bold prediction for this year's winner. Plus, the green jacket rules, payphones on the course, and why firm and fast is better than soft and sloppy. Tune in Sunday at 3:30 PM on CBS.  The end. 🎙️ Follow Josh & Off the Deck Podcast wherever you listen.  Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube:  Honestly Smartless

    25 min

  8. APR 6

    First Date Wedgies, Meth Influencers, and Why the Algorithm Hates Us

    A listener went on a first date, had a great time, and got a wedgie at the end of the night. We told her to go on the second date.  We break down the TikTok algorithm and why female comedy podcasters can't catch a break, the Instagram influencer charging $5.99 to analyze your face shape (Lindsay's an iron, obviously), and Clavicular telling men to smoke crystal meth for more energy. Plus: Tiger Woods and Trump, the moon mission's diversity casting, the pickleball Christian who cornered Lindsay for 20 minutes about having kids, parkour tag on ESPN Ocho, Olympic pickleball dreams, and a very exciting PR update. 00:00 First Date Wedgie 06:32 'Merica and Easter 14:44 Influencers on Meth and more 22:20 Family Matters 26:38 Everyone Dies 29:34 Childlessness by Choice 40:16 Be Confident, not Humble Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube:  Honestly Smartless

    43 min
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Honestly Smartless is a weekly comedy podcast for women who are tired of being told to have it together. Dr. Lindsay Regehr and stand-up comedian Chelsea Turano cover relationships, men behaving badly, real life disasters, friendship, and the chaos of being a functioning adult with zero filter and too much honesty. If you love Trash Tuesday, Giggly Squad or Two Bears One Cave,  this is your new obsession. New episodes every Monday.

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  • Creator
    Chelsea Turano & Dr. Lindsay Regehr
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2026
  • Episodes
    394
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Honestly Smartless
  • Show Website
    Honestly Smartless

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