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I wrap up this week's NFL playoffs and give it a recap fat guy style; Man "swallows" entire banana wrapped in a condom, of course I'm going to talk about it; The Estate of Mr. Astley versus Gravy.  

I get an amazing gift via fan mail, and it gets me in trouble; The police need not be armed but with paddles; The Testicuzzi; Pam Anderson writes a book-sex tape still more popular.

Let's talk about the Cowboys and how they completely flush season after season down the terlet, making me look like an asshole in front of all my friends; More terrible shirts to show how unlikeable white people can be; Man burgles house. Man learns doggy style. German style.

The lonesome life of a pro football kicker; Man robs restaurant, man gets gunned down a la Pulp Fiction by a real bad MFer; Most of America's problems could be solved with some indiscriminate tasing.

I reminisce about the good old days of 1990 and the wonderful music if sprouted; New Jew and a half men trailer; Words that sound dirty but aren't.

Friday the 13th fun facts; I re-examine everything I say and do; I go right back to the same things I say and do.