Blood $atellite

Blood $atellite
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Two Caucazoid psychos living in Canada and Hong Kong discuss dissident right politics, conspiracy theories, fringe spirituality, ideal catastrophe futures, far-right-cenobite culture, harmonyjamming, Canadian politics, splainsplaining, genocidal irony, and probably sex and video games or whatever.

  1. 6D AGO

    There’s No Seinfeld After 9/11

    Dimes and Judas discuss the latest trans school shooter in British Columbia, the Bad Bunny Superbowl performance, and Trump’s Venezuela immediately shipping oil to Israel. After exploring the new British Columbia separation movement, they side into a review of “Bandit Country: The IRA & South Armagh” by Toby Harnden. This is a history of the least controllable area during the War of Irish Independence against England, its ruler Tom “Slab” Murphy, and the internal schisms that lead to the downfall of the IRA. They also ask the question: what makes Ireland to unique, and can the IRA be replicated elsewhere? Timestamps: 01:06 – White Men Don’t Hold Their Hands Behind Their Backs 04:56 – Bits are in the Blood and the Balls (I’m a Shitpost Man) 09:20 – Dimes Doesn’t Even Want a Comedian Genocide Anymore and Wakes Up Circling Back 10:57 – The Bad Bunny Superbowl Performance: Zeihan Speaks of This 23:53 – Bad Bunny as a Trump Psyop 28:24 – A Trans School Shooter in British Columbia 37:26 – Prove to Me You Know How to Pick Fruit 49:37 – Canadian Gun Buybacks 53:30 – The British Columbia Separation Movement 1:06:10 – British Columbia to End Drug Legalization Experiment 1:15:11 – Trump’s Venezuela Ships First Oil to Israel in Decades 1:17:02 – “Bandit Country” Review Begins 1:21:02 – Thomas “Slab” Murphy 1:26:40 – The Organizational Structure of Independence 1:29:32 - The Cultural History of Northern Ireland 1:35:10 – Schisms Created by the Difficulty in Maintaining Ceasefire 1:43:38 – The Assassination of Lord Mountbatten 1:48:43 – Taking the War to England 1:51:48 – Fighting Helicopters and Sniper Gangs 1:54:13 – The Real IRA and Downfall of the IRA in Hearts and Minds

    1h 59m

  2. FEB 6

    From Clown World to Slop World into Huh World

    Dimes and Judas discuss the generational crashout of Elijah Schaffer, the downfall of the latest Virginwhore Sarah Stock, and the latest round of Epstein Documents implicating some surprising individuals. They then segue into a review of the book “Maximum Canada: Toward a Country of 100 Million” by Doug Saunders. This explores the reasoning behind the Century Initiative and the goal of getting Canada’s population to at least 100 million, largely through immigration but otherwise in the interest of creating an economic base to stand apart from America. Does this plan make sense? Listen now dummy! Timestamps: 07:29 – Nickles Likes Africans Because He Likes Evil Skeletons 10:31 – Judas’ Kids Are Getting Into Pokemon Scamworld 16:25 – Starring in the Immortal Technique Song and Going “As If” 18:27 – Elijah Schaffer Blows his Life Up Over Drugs and Affairsex 43:40 – Millions of Jeffrey Epstein Documents Released 54:42 – Trump Wants People to Move On From Everything 1:02:20 – Far Right Content Creators Met with Jeffrey Epstein 1:16:59 – Blood $atellite Show News 1:25:00 – “Maximum Canada” Review Begins 1:31:40 – It is Difficult for Canada to Retain Talent and Support Entrepreneurs 1:37:31 - Did Americans Always Populate Canada? 1:40:29 – The Minimizing Vision of Canada 1:51:07 – The White Canada Policy 1:54:29 – Sheer Numbers Does Not Lead to Prosperity 2:01:15 – The Spiritual Revolution of Shitlib Eugenics

    2h 7m

  3. JAN 30

    BSNL29: How Doomed is Canada?

    Dimes and Judas run through a list of recent events that could spell the total collapse of Canada. Invasion, implosion, financial collapse, Being Even More Chinese, what do the next 3 years hold? Is this a cope session or savage grabass? They will also discuss Iran being a stargate and women with Erika Kirk Syndrome. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes appears on Myth of the 20th Century with friend of the show StormyWaters to discuss Canadian History, Venezuela being conquered by America, and the logic driving America integrating Greenland. Stream begins at 13:08

    4h 57m

  4. JAN 16

    YEAR OF THE CRASH IN

    Dimes and Judas discuss the death of Scott Adams and the death of Renee Good at the hands of an ICE Agent. After covering an article by “Men and the City” on the Global Margin Call that is resulting in Canadian real estate holdings being frozen by banks, the boys review the book “A History of Canada in Ten Maps: Epic Stories of Charting a Mysterious Land” by Adam Shoalts. Here they discuss the wild adventurers who filled in the map of Canada, giving special focus to early encounters with Aboriginal tribes, their wars, their cultures, and their savage ways. Timestamps: 00:41 – The Death of Scott Adams and Reading His Death Letter 12:37 – Fondly Remembering the Alzheimer’s Funny Papers 15:03 – Imagining the Perfect Bed Death 18:52 – Renee Good was Shot by an ICE Agent 34:49 – Defending Social Humiliation 43:06 – Canadians Lose Access to Real Estate Funds to Avoid Run on Bank 48:27 – Global Margin Call Part 3: Sell Everything! 1:07:33 – Judas Goes Long on Silver and Tungsten 1:10:59 – Fraud is Eugenic 1:14:41 – Dimeswife Watches Star Wars for the First Time 1:16:38 – Discussing Fallout Season 2 1:20:13 – “Good Intentions Gone Bad” and the Failure of Reconciliation 1:22:11 – “Canada in Ten Maps” Review Begins 1:26:51 – The Vikings Discover Canada 1:30:26 – The Adventures of Fools Gold Kidnapper Jacques Cartier 1:35:54 – The Adventures of Kingslayer Samuel de Champlain 1:47:00 – Pierre-Esprit Radisson and the Founding of Hudson Bay Company 1:53:22 – Matonabbee and Hearn: Losing Wives and Humiliating Lewis and Clark

    2h 5m

  5. JAN 9

    Accelerationism Wears a Toga, Mr. Hitler

    Dimes and Judas discuss the civilizational consequences of pirate moms making diet coke chicken and Trump’s brazen abduction of Venezuela’s president Nicolas Maduro. After exploring the globally cataclysmic Exothermic Core-Mantle Decoupling – Dzhanibekov Oscillation (ECDO) theory, they begin their review of the book “The Dawn of Canadian History” by Stephen Leacock. This short analysis from the early 20th century gives an overview of the varying Aboriginal tribes found in Canada, what level of societal advancement they were at, and what could be expected from forging relationships with them. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, we present the audio recording of the Canada Banquet from Millenniyule 2025 featuring Dimes, John Carter, Fortissax, Course of Empire, and more! Timestamps: 02:29 – The Dissident Right is Just Guys Bein Dudes 05:35 – Eyepatch Bigmom makes Diet Coke Chicken (Good Ending) 10:42 – What is Better than Rice and Salt? 13:43 – Danny Trejo Excited About Meeting a Guy Who Works at the Ice Cream Factory 15:38 – A Good Crushed Family Scenario 18:05 – Media Admits Children Were Killed by Covid Vaccine to Defeat the Right 23:38 – A Lengthy Discussion of Nicolas Maduro’s Abduction 1:15:44 – Explaining Exothermic Core-Mantle Decoupling – Dzhanibekov Oscillation 1:25:22 – Pregnant Dimes Missed Positron Day in Science Class 1:27:28 – Show News: New Magazine Launch, April Event Earlybird Tickets 1:31:53 – “The Dawn of Canadian History” Discussion Begins 2:09:14 – Millenniyule 2025 Canada Banquet Begins

    3h 56m

  6. JAN 2

    BSNL28: OneBC Xtreme

    Dimes and Judas discuss the implosion of the OneBC Party and do a live review of the short TVO documentary "What's Fueling White Nationalism in Canada?" They will also discuss the limits of the Patronagepill and a recent viral clip starring The Collinses about whether race is genetic. It's the first stream of consequence in 2026! Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes appears on Based Maidens to discuss the "Paving Over the Public" documentary released last year, tease what can be expected from the followup, and catch up with what has traspired with Canadian mass migration since its release. Stream begins at 9:40.

    3h 59m

  7. 12/19/2025

    6 Million D Chess is Priced In to Joevernomics

    Dimes and Judas discuss two recent shootings, the Hannukah massacre in Bondi and the Brown University incident involving the leader of the campus Republicans, especially as it pertains to relations with Muslims in the West. After investigating the practice of Izzat in caste-based Indian culture, they conduct a review of two books relating to Canadian sovereignty: “The Vanishing Country” by Me Hurtig and “Freedom Wears a Crown” by John Farthing. Attacking the problem from opposing directions, the former is a Liberal’s perspective on how democracy can flourish, with the latter being a defense of monarchism and a treatise against individual liberty as a unifying system. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes joins Fortissax for an appearance on The Nautical Chronicle exploring the legacy and popular conceptions of the War of 1812 from the perspective of modern-day Canadians vs. the American host. Timestamps: 00:42 – No More Tony Soprano Wet Mouth 02:13 – The Jelq Store Called... 05:12 – The Atlantean Root of the Word Buddy 06:31 – Catholic Rayp Romaine-O 07:48 – Taking the Wojak Test 11:56 – The Elon Musk Million Dollar “Wow” 15:32 – How to Launder Political Money From Yellowstone Conservatives 22:25 – The Bruce Willis Curse of Being a Grifter 27:02 – Getting Women Out of the Workforce by Making them All Prostitutes 29:52 – The Bondi Shooting vs. The Brown Shooting 39:00 – Debating the Muslim Question with Multipolar Nazis 53:30 – Choosing a Side Between America vs. Venezuela 57:40 – Adolf Hitler Desiring Germany’s Destruction to Hurt ZOG 1:01:32 – Explaining Izzat and the White Hatred of Playing Business Games 1:19:25 – Blood $atellite Event News 1:22:22 – “The Vanishing Country” and “Freedom Wears a Crown” Reviews Begin 1:26:17 – Brian Mulroney Selling Out Canada to International Interests 1:27:45 – Defining “The Radical Right” as Libertarian Capitalists 1:31:03 – American Social Spending vs. Chinese Social Spending 1:34:44 – Canadian Identity Defined by Bureaucratic Globalism 1:40:28 – Be More Boldly Confident About Asinine Novelty Takes 1:46:36 – Social Order vs. Liberty 1:50:30 – The Elizabethan Age as the Model for a Perfect Society 1:58:46 – A Government Defined by the Good Life Instead of Happiness 2:09:17 – The Nautical Chronicle Interview Begins

    3h 41m

  8. 12/12/2025

    BSNL26: Chumpgod Transhearts Media Literacy

    After a shocking hiatus, Blood $atellite returns to discuss the secret Native American roots of Islam and a very special edition of "Lauren Southern: BITCH WATCH!" Then on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes meets with the prolific Devon Stack (Blackpilled) to engage in a pop quiz on the most optimistic strategies to fix society and how they are either misguided or doomed. Stream begins at 09:09.

    3h 57m
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Two Caucazoid psychos living in Canada and Hong Kong discuss dissident right politics, conspiracy theories, fringe spirituality, ideal catastrophe futures, far-right-cenobite culture, harmonyjamming, Canadian politics, splainsplaining, genocidal irony, and probably sex and video games or whatever.

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  • Creator
    Blood $atellite
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2026
  • Episodes
    172
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Show Website
    Blood $atellite

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