Blood $atellite

Blood $atellite
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Two Caucazoid psychos living in Canada and Hong Kong discuss dissident right politics, conspiracy theories, fringe spirituality, ideal catastrophe futures, far-right-cenobite culture, harmonyjamming, Canadian politics, splainsplaining, genocidal irony, and probably sex and video games or whatever.

  1. 3d ago

    I am Just a Traveling Man and This Right Here is my Traveling Hand

    Dimes and Judas discuss the recent Second Sons protest on Aboriginal territory sparking a national outrage, a tech startup testing experimental medicine on disembodied but functioning human brains, and Candace Owens’ secret lesbian past uncovered. After speaking on the implications of torturing a fly inside of an AI space built from that fly’s mind, they review the book “Global Calvinism: Conversion and Commerce in the Dutch Empire, 1600-1800” by Charles H. Parker. This dives into the history of the Durch mercantile empire and its symbiotic relation to the projection of Calvinism wherever it set foot. Did Divine Cash Providence assist in the conversion of foreign tribes? Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes sits across Quebec Nationalist and Co-founder of Nomos TV, Alexandre Cormier-Denis. They discuss the historic vitality of Quebec identity in the larger Canadian enterprise and whether there can be substantial collaboration between the Anglo and Franco cores of Canadian identity. Timestamps: 00:21 – Second Sons Hold “Got Bones?” Native Reserve Protest 09:31 – Sacrificing Thousands of Students for One to Learn Cursive 11:22 – BREAKING: Candace Owens is a Secret Lesbian 16:30 - Rap About How Candace Owens is “Mrs. Eat P***y In Japan” 19:46 – Candace Owens is the Anthony Soprano of Lesbianism 22:59 – Judas and Dimes Appreciate Children Asking Awful Questions 26:37 – Science is Testing Drugs on Alive and Disembodied Human Brains 35:12 – They Built an AI Torture Space Modeled Off the Brain of a Fly 40:33 – The Right Are the Only Ones who Have a Mental Model of Technology 50:09 – FleshSimulator Made an Ant-Gangstalkijng Security Company 1:13:47 – “Event 201” and “Cyber Polygon” Predictions from 2021 Revisited 1:30:38 – Bulls Only Know How to Behave in Texas (Never Running Stores) 1:34:32 – “Global Calvinism” Discussion Begins 2:04:33 – Alexandre Cormier-Denis Interview Begins

  2. Sep 18

    Getting My Sh*t Ruined For Borrowing Too Much Money From Xenu and Yakub

    Dimes and Judas discuss the conclusion of the Lindsay Clancy Mistrial, the fraudulent online legacy of Reasonable Blackman, and the epidemic of mob violence in Africa over alleged shouldercheck penis theft. After dissecting the recent controversy over artificial intelligence going rogue and destroying humanity, they review the book “The Reckoning: Financial Accountability and the Rise and Fall of Nations” by Jacob Soll. This tracks the history of double-entry bookkeeping across Europe and makes the argument that empires survive through financial transparency and the evolution of the very concept of accountability. Timestamps: 00:36 – Indian Mayoral Candidate for Winnipeg is an Illiterate Horndog 03:05 – What are the Dynamics of Wheelchair Rape (We Must Retire Rape) 12:00 – Indians Have Never Seen Their Own Reflection 13:46 – Lindsay Clancy Trial Recap: Reasonable Blackman Saves the White Race? 26:06 – There is No Minimum Sentence for Infanticide in Canada 30:26 – The Fraudulent History of Medieval Europe’s “Reasonable Blackman” 36:07 – Social Distancing to Avoid Accidental Genital Theft in Africa 42:26 – Never Wash Your Hands After Using the Washroom 43:10 – Blood $atellite Show News 50:32 – It’s Impossible to Imagine an Indian in a Field 51:45 – Anthropic Whistleblower Claims AI Will Kill Us In A Few Years 1:25:31 – “The Reckoning” Review Begins

  3. Sep 4

    Ay Tone4CERN Not for Nothin but this Feels Like Biocalvinism

    Dimes and Judas give a debrief of DomCon 2026, discuss the emergence of AI vibe viruses, and describe in vivid detail a video of Congo Dandies. After dissecting a recent claim by Curtis Yarvin that anything that strengthens the state – even an anarchotyrannical one – is Right Wing, they review the book “Money and the Early Greek Mind: Homer, Philosophy, Tragedy” by Richard Seaford. This book associates the development of both philosophy and science to the innovation of a novel type of currency, one that revolutionized the relationship between transactions and divine authority. Timestamps: 00:18 – Saving the Rind of 2026 Fruit 02:13 – Buying a Ticket for the Thrill of Buying a Ticket 03:07 – Having 2 Empty Chairs at a Wedding Representing the WTC 05:23 – DomCon26 Debrief 43:08 – Congo Dandies Theater of the Mind 52:08 – Dads Raising Liars in the Rain 57:32 – What is an AI Vibe Virus? 1:02:27 – Is Data Center Water usage Overestimated? 1:06:22 – Curtis Varvin Defending Flock Cameras and Elite Theorist Capture 1:16:12- I Only Have the Endless Slaughter That’s In Front Of Me 1:20:13 – “Money and the Early Greek Mind” Review Begins

  4. Aug 21

    I'm a Big Proponent of Gentlemen I Regret to Inform You That Sir An Infinity George Foid Has Hit The World Trade Center

    Dimes and Judas discuss the exposure and death of disgraced black professor Jason Arday, the debate between Andrew Wilson and Candace Owens over the conspiracies surrounding Charlie Kirk’s murder, and New York Mayor Mamdani speaking Chinese. After exploring the flabbergasting cult generated by child murderer Lindsay Clancy, they review the book “The European Guilds: An Economic Analysis” by Sheilagh Ogilvie. Written from the perspective of a free market feminist, this otherwise insightful study traverses several centuries of data pulled from across Europe to investigates how the entire spectrum of guilds operated to both the benefit and detriment of the populace. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes speaks with author C.A Bond, a fixture of an earlier era of dissident thought whose books "Nemesis" and "Themis" propose an interpretation of Elite Theory apart from what people are commonly exposed to. Timestamps: 00:19 – Humiliation Fetish Avril Lavigne 03:08 – Why No Episode You Assholes? 05:36 – Boomers Think They Invented Mason Jars 07:21 – Wives Killing Their Husbands With Cheeky Bread 10:42 – Candace Owens vs. Andrew Wilson Debate on Charlie Kirk 22:30 – “White Horse Outside the Shape Store” song 26:13 – Mayor Mamdani is Speakin a Lil Chinee 30:45 – Jews Pickled Their Way Out of Another Humdinger with Mamdani 40:00 – AI Will Never Get Human Rights and will be Tortured by 90% of People 53:57 – The Incomprehensible Riots of Miracle Idiot Jason Arday 1:16:30 – The Postpartum Death Cult of Lindsay Clancy 1:39:10- “The European Guilds” Review Begins 1:16:41 – CA Bond Interview Begins

  5. Jul 31

    Is There Heaven For a Foyim Off the Cob?

    Dimes and Judas discuss Indians flooding AI platforms with CSAM trickery, the rise of cootermogger Savanna Cannon, and a recap of the Shiloh Hendrix trial. After investigating a woman who is birthing the highest-IQ gene selected embryo available, they review the book “Truth & Method” by Hans-Georg Gadamer. Proposing the concept of “philosophical hermeneutics,” it mounts a defense of prejudice and tradition in the larger study of intersubjective communication, making a case that truth is not created through dialectical conflict. Lastly, this edition of The Copepranos Society collects 2 rousing speeches from the April Event, the first delivered by The Ferryman’s Toll and the second by Dr. Ricardo Duchesne. Timestamps: 00:31 – Aggravating Skynet with Impossible Watch Questions to Die First 01:51 – Dimeses Sopranos Dream 07:33 – Judas is Having Another Judasdaughter 17:59 – Indians Are Using AI for CSAM So Much It’s Impacting Google Searches 21:50 – A Research Study on Never Talking to Indians 31:28 – Going Back in Time to Teach Ancestors How to Get Away With Crime 37:56 – The Russian Nesting Doll of Grift That Summoned Savanna Cannon 43:52 -Should Aristocrats Learn to Farm Turnips and Have Multiple Secret Families? 34:53 – Revisiting the Shiloh Hendrix Trial for the First Time 1:01:44 – Sexual Interpretation of Silent Hill 2 is Completely Made Up 1:04:52 – People Be Believin Too Many Sex Facts 1:05:50 – Judas’ Brother Knows 2 Much Goblin Lore 1:13:13 – Woman Gene Selects for Highest IQ Embryo: A Review 1:27:47 – “Truth & Method” Discussion Begins 1:31:20 – The Hermeneutical Cycle 1:39:07 – Thinking About Understanding Of Thinking 1:44:23 – Rehabilitating Prejudice 1:48:04 – Aesthetics and Play and Living Forever 2:03:10 – Ferryman’s Toll Speech Begins 2:18:50 – Dr. Ricardo Duchesne Speech Begins

  6. Jul 17

    Indian in a Cowboy Hat vs. Cannibal Muslim Frasier = Agency War

    Dimes and Judas discuss Lindsay Graham’s sudden gay death, the falling fertility of the Left, and a man paying spousal support for a vacation home hack. After diving into the Bishnoi Networking – the latest Indian gang plaguing Canada – they review the book “The Conflict of Interpretations: Essays in Hermeneutics” by Paul Ricoeur. They continue their exploration of hermeneutics looking at the purpose of interpretation, the ambition to understand history, and the nature of truth itself. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes speaks with Randy Hillier, former Ontario MPP and founder of the No More Lockdowns movement, primarily on his advocacy during the Covid years and his ongoing legal persecution at the hands of the Canadian state. Timestamps: 00:24 – The Delicopter 04:49 – It’s Hilarious Guantanamo Bay is Still Around 07:489 – Wife Leaving You for a Black Guy vs. A Whiter Guy 13:52 – Joke-Rassic Park 15:31 – Lindsay Graham is Dead and Gay in Ukraine 24:29 – Birthrate Decline Driven by Left Wing Infertility 32:18 – Every Dead Right Wing Child Could Get a Statue 34:21 – Judas Doesn’t Get Jackass 38:19 – Canadian Wildfires Once Again Punishing America 40:28 – Rich Man Legally Ordered to Provide Spousal Support to Non-Spouse 46:30 – SenatHER Regan 48:59 – We Made AI Bots of Blood $atellite and Its Esteemed Hosts 59:48 – Jay Dyer Fumbling Nominalism for Boomers 1:03:07 –I Ain’t Afraid of no The Bishnoi Network 1:14:52 – Remembering the Treatment of Muslims Immediately Following 9/11 1:27:05 – “The Conflict of Interpretations” Review Begins 1:34:03 – What is Hermeneutics? 1:45:34 – The Blinding Foundation of Understanding 1:48:38 - What is Dasein? 1:58:15 – The Purpose of Interpretation 2:00:17 – Randy Hillier Interview Begins

  7. Jul 3

    Bustin' Trvkedeau

    Dimes and Judas discuss the recent puzzling attempted mass shooting in Montreal, Trump resolving the gender discourse while losing on every other conceivable issue, and the civilizational catastrophe of no air conditioning in Europe. After exploring whether or not Elon Musk is personally responsible for the deaths of hundreds of millions of African children, they review the book “The Postmodern Condition: A Report on Knowledge” by Jean-François Lyotard. They explain the effect postmodernism has on processing information and, most importantly, how the marketplace of ideas has distanced us from what “knowledge” actually is. While attacking universal narratives they are forced to reconcile what narratives actually are. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes speaks with Ernst J. van Zyl (AKA Conscious Caracal) the Head of Public Relations at AfriForum and popular creator focusing on South African Politics. They discuss the history of AfriForum, the broader Solidarity movement, and what lessons can be learned from South Africa, a country ahead of the curve when it comes to anarchotyranny and racial conflict. Timestamps: 00:18 – Reddit Moment Where Boomer Blames Conservative Fascism for Dating 03:33 – Leftists are calling Racists Jewish 09:17 – The Civilizational Controversy of Having Air Conditioning 17:45 – Keeping the Marriage Spicy by Sending Fake Junk Mail to the Wife 22:51 – Judas Made the Episode Late Because of Indian Canada Day 26:54 – Dimes is Befriending Frogs and Judas is Befriending Trees 32:46 – Was the Montreal Incel Pornhub Shooting an Op? 44:12 – Luigi Mangione is Pleading Anxiety in Court 43:11 – Karl Marx was the First Virgin 44:01 – Elon Musk Slashed USAID and is Being Accused of Genocide 49:48 – Marc Andreesen on Joe Rogan Justifying a New Security Panopticon 54:22 – The “Come On” Prosecution 57:55 – Trump Solves the Gender Discourse and Loses on Birthright Citizenship 1:09:08 – Dimes has been Watching The Newsroom 1:24:30 – “The Postmodern Condition” Review Begins 2:00:12 – Conscious Caracal Interview Begins

  8. Jun 19

    Muslim R*pe Gangs is Epstein for Nazbols Groyper

    Dimes and Judas discuss the race riots in Belfast associated with a Sudanese man attempting to behead someone in public, thrilling conclusion to America’s Non-War with Iran, and Indians believing White names are porn titles. After an extensive discussion on the Rape Gang Inquiry Report released by Restore Britain, they review the book “Identity and Control: How Social Formations Emerge” by Harrison C. White. A foundational text in network sociology, it seeks to explain how identities – especially in the modern era – form due to conflict and social uncertainty as a form of control. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes is interviewed by Rebecca Hargraves to primarily discuss “How to Make a Canadian People" but get sidetracked by Canadian identity and being a parent. Timestamps: 00:22 – Diarrhea in a Sensory Deprivation Tank 09:41 – Angry Nazi Leader in the Chat May have Been a Bot 18:22 – Indians Think Porn Titles are White Names 22:10 – Iran Won the War Against America with No Survivors 31:40 – Race Riots in Belfast Responding to Sudanese Attempted Beheading 43:03 – Indian Women Smoked Out of Ireland + Black Indian Rap 46:03 – “The Rape Gang Inquiry Report” Discussion 51:51 – Encountering People Who Want To Remove Islam from the Analysis 1:21:23 – Finding a Genre of Every Type of Bitch to be a Propagandist 1:31:11 – Judas is Vindicated in Hate 1:33:43 – Alzheimer’s Dimes Dies by Suicide by Cop 1:36:15 – “Identity & Control” Discussion Begins 1:39:45 – How Identities Emerge Relationally in Modernity 1:44:00 – Peter Thiel and Elites Defined Through Internal Dynamism 1:47:23 – Becoming a Slave to a Single identity 1:48:47 – Types of Social Interaction 1:55:23 – Concepts of Identity Changed Alongside What Knowledge Is 1:58:40 – The 5 Senses of Identity 2:03:40 – Social Networks Connected Through Narratives 2:06:13 – Ancient People Cannot Even Comprehend Friendship or Sacrifice 2:11:45 – Rebecca Hargraves Interview Begins

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Two Caucazoid psychos living in Canada and Hong Kong discuss dissident right politics, conspiracy theories, fringe spirituality, ideal catastrophe futures, far-right-cenobite culture, harmonyjamming, Canadian politics, splainsplaining, genocidal irony, and probably sex and video games or whatever.

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  • Creator
    Blood $atellite
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2026
  • Episodes
    138
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Show Website
    Blood $atellite

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