Two Cents gets Distracted - A Rugby Podcast

Mark Morgan and Tony O'Sullivan
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Legendary Rugby YouTuber Mark from Two Cents Rugby breaks down all of the happenings of the great game of Rugby while Tony from Distracted Sports tries to keep up.

  1. Pre-Wedding Chaos & Rugby Chat: Slipper Makes History | Smoothie Beers?! - 2CGD S5 EP 9

    MAR 24

    Pre-Wedding Chaos & Rugby Chat: Slipper Makes History | Smoothie Beers?! - 2CGD S5 EP 9

    This week on Two Cents Get Distracted, the biggest story in world rugby… is that Tony’s getting married. That’s right — the pre-wedding special is here, and we spend a fair chunk of time talking about love, life, and how on earth Tony convinced Lydia this was a good idea. Eventually — and we mean eventually — we stumble our way into some rugby after sampling some deeply questionable smoothie beers courtesy of our mate Erin. They’re odd. Very odd. On the field, James Slipper cements himself as an all-time great, breaking Wyatt Crockett’s Super Rugby caps record, and the Brumbies celebrate in style with a gritty, never-say-die win that looked well beyond them at one point. Proper tough footy. Elsewhere: The Reds get it done in Lautoka, while the Drua forget how to catch and Glenn Jackson nearly combusts Moana Pasifika come unstuck against the Crusaders at North Harbour The Hurricanes continue their upward trend, brushing aside a struggling Highlanders side And the rest? Rugby happened. It always does. We talk about it… sort of. Plus, the return of the world’s fastest-growing game show: 🎯 Post URC Post-Match Predictions — where Tony, who hasn’t watched a single URC game (because… 3am), attempts to predict results after they’ve already happened. It’s as stupid as it sounds. 🚨 Important announcement: This is our last episode for a little while! We’re taking about a month off while Tony ties the knot and heads off on honeymoon. So for now — Grab a beer and enjoy

    1h 10m
  2. Hungover & Hysterical: One of the Greatest Six Nations Finishes Ever

    MAR 18

    Hungover & Hysterical: One of the Greatest Six Nations Finishes Ever

    Fresh (barely) off Tony’s stag do on Saturday night, the rugby gods showed absolutely zero mercy… delivering one of the most chaotic, dramatic, and all-time great Six Nations finales we’ve ever witnessed. Running on fumes and questionable life choices, Tony and Mark try to make sense of a weekend that had everything. Wales finally get their moment—after weeks of showing promise without reward, they get the chocolates against a dangerous Italy side that just couldn’t quite fire when it mattered. Scotland… well, Scotland did what Scotland do against Ireland. Ireland get the job done with a bonus point win, and for a brief, slightly nauseating moment, found themselves as diehard England fans, praying for one last twist. And then… it happened. A battered, doubted, and heavily criticised Steve Borthwick-led England side almost pulled off the unthinkable—before Thomas Ramos, the ice man himself, stepped up and absolutely ripped their hearts out with a clutch extra-time penalty to seal it for France. Three unreal games. Absolute chaos. Championship on the line. Limbs everywhere. We break it all down—with a healthy dose of nonsense, questionable analysis, and lingering hangovers. Apologies in advance for any audio issues… but grab a beer and enjoy 🍻

    1h 10m
  3. England Collapse, Italy Celebrate, Scotland Shock France - 2CGD

    MAR 10

    England Collapse, Italy Celebrate, Scotland Shock France - 2CGD

    Italy made history, beating England for the first time ever on their 33rd attempt. Can they rebuild before facing the French next week? We’re not so sure. Meanwhile, Scotland pulled off a massive upset over France, denying the French a Grand Slam and blowing the Six Nations wide open heading into the final weekend. Now the title is still up for grabs, with Ireland and France both in the hunt in what promises to be a blockbuster finish. And Wales… the team we all confidently labelled as absolute rubbish… might not actually be rubbish. They went down to Ireland, but defended like demons and showed genuine signs of life, including one of the most glorious prop-forward tries you’ll ever see. We also cover the huge news of Dave Rennie being appointed the next All Blacks coach through to the World Cup, wrap up all the Super Rugby action, and spend a completely reasonable amount of time gloating about the fact that our Blues beat the Crusaders… and we were there to see it. Grab a beer and enjoy. A Big Thankyou to Rugby Historian!! Go check out their awesome site! rugbyhistorian.com

    1h 18m
  4. The Week Mark Lost It (Again) - 2CGD

    MAR 3

    The Week Mark Lost It (Again) - 2CGD

    No Six Nations. No international drama. Just pure, unfiltered Super Rugby… and chaos. With Europe taking the week off, all eyes turned south — and unfortunately for us (and especially for Mark), Australia decided to wake up and choose violence. The Blues found yet another soul-crushing way to lose, going down in the 81st minute in overtime. Yes, the 81st. Yes, Mark is still processing. No, he is not okay. The Crusaders finally remembered how to win, knocking off the Chiefs after the Waikato boys absolutely flew out of the blocks. The Drua defended the fortress in Lautoka, toppling a fancied Hurricanes side and proving that Fiji remains one of the most terrifying away trips in world rugby. With no major international storylines to anchor us, things got loose. There’s fear. There’s frustration. There’s a generous serving of absolute nonsense. And somehow, we still talk rugby. Strap in. Grab a beer. And enjoy the spiral.

    1h 2m
  5. Double Delight: England Down, Crusaders Crushed - 2CGD

    FEB 24

    Double Delight: England Down, Crusaders Crushed - 2CGD

    It was a weekend of our favourite sporting delicacy: beautiful, chaotic upsets and we are absolutely feasting. Ireland didn’t just beat England… they systematically dismantled them, with Jamison Gibson-Park running the show like a man who had the English defence on puppet strings. Every counter looked dangerous, every breakdown felt Irish, and England had absolutely no answers. Down south, the rugby gods delivered something even more outrageous: the Crusaders didn’t just lose — they got hammered. The Brumbies dropped a half-century on them in Christchurch for their first win there in 26 years. Nobody saw it coming, everybody enjoyed it (well… almost everybody). Wales, after weeks of looking like rugby’s saddest soap opera, finally resembled a functioning rugby side again. They still went down to a street-tough, slightly fortunate Scotland — but at least this time there were signs of life and something to actually laugh with instead of at. We also get stuck into France continuing to look like the team to beat, Italy continuing to be awkwardly competitive, and a Super Rugby round that delivered chaos, entertainment, and confirmation that the Blues still look shaky even when they scrape past the Force. Upsets, chaos, schadenfreude, and a healthy dose of nonsense. Grab a beer and enjoy.

    1h 13m
  6. Scotland Make No Sense, France Make Magic, Italy Make It Interesting - Two Cents Gets Distracted

    FEB 17

    Scotland Make No Sense, France Make Magic, Italy Make It Interesting - Two Cents Gets Distracted

    This week on Two Cents Gets Distracted, Scotland did the most Scottish thing imaginable. Lose to Italy… then immediately turn around and snap England’s 12-game winning streak. Yes, the Scots beat the English. The rugby world rejoiced. Bagpipes were heard from space. We are, frankly, delighted. Meanwhile, Wales have somehow discovered new geological layers of rock bottom. France treated them like training cones, playing Harlem Globetrotters rugby with offloads, flair, and the kind of ominous swagger that should concern literally everyone. Italy vs Ireland? Suddenly… tight? Competitive? Slightly terrifying if you’re Irish? Is this an Italian renaissance, or are we witnessing the slow fade of Ireland’s golden generation? We attempt to answer that question with absolutely no qualifications whatsoever. Plus — Super Rugby is back! The Crusaders lost (we celebrate responsibly). The Blues also lost (less fun). Balance has been restored to the universe. All that, plenty of nonsense, and a decent helping of rugby chat. Grab a beer and enjoy

    1h 16m
  7. France Flex, Ireland Flat, Wales Broken - Two Cents Gets Distracted

    FEB 10

    France Flex, Ireland Flat, Wales Broken - Two Cents Gets Distracted

    This week the Six Nations roared and rusted to life. We kick things off with France coming out hotter than a sizzling baguette at Stade de France, leaving Ireland flatter than day-old Guinness. Then, we revel in Italy’s glorious ambush of Scotland,proving once again that it’s tough being Scottish. And, if you thought Wales couldn’t dig deeper, think again: their performance was a full-on Fawlty Towers episode, while England casually strolled in and gave them a rugby spanking. We also look forward to Super Rugby getting started and unpack some of the new law changes. Grab a beer and enjoy

    1h 7m
  8. The Great Coaching Scramble: Six Nations, Sarcasm & Summer Rust - Two Cents Gets Distracted

    FEB 3

    The Great Coaching Scramble: Six Nations, Sarcasm & Summer Rust - Two Cents Gets Distracted

    Fresh off our summer break, this first episode of the year drops us straight back into the deep end as we’re still reeling from the bombshell that Razor has been fired. The coaching carousel is already spinning: is Jamie Joseph next in line? ? Or are we about to be introduced to a whole new cast of weird and wonderful rugby powerbrokers? We also turn our attention north, with the Six Nations kicking off — the “greatest rugby championship in the world” As ever, expect a healthy mix of hot takes, half-baked theories, international rugby hype, and a solid helping of nonsense. Welcome back to Two Cents Gets Distracted — where we talk a lot of rubbish and just enough rugby to justify it. Grab a beer and enjoy Big thanks to sports4cast for the beers! - https://sports4cast.com/

    1h 19m
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Legendary Rugby YouTuber Mark from Two Cents Rugby breaks down all of the happenings of the great game of Rugby while Tony from Distracted Sports tries to keep up.

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