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Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson PodcastOne
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Hey Happy Campers! Camp Counselors is a good natured podcast hosted by your favorite fake camp counselors Zachariah and Jonathan. Here at Camp Shady Birch we love the great outdoors in theory, but we’d rather spend our time making friendship bracelets, spreading camper gossip, keeping our heads in the clouds, and avoiding archery. We know we would make great camp counselors minus the fact that we know nothing about camping. So grab your sunscreen and bug spray because things are about to get campy.
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91 - Freaky for Tzatziki
In this episode, the counselors recap their time at the Brooklyn Greek Festival, a bald eagle that becomes a foster father, stage fright, sweet potato fries slander, and so much more!
Works Cited
➜ Deborah George. “Flightless Bald Eagle Who Incubated a Rock Becomes ‘foster Father’ for the Second Time.” The Epoch Times, 2 June 2024.
➜ Saman Shafiq. “NYC Couple Finds Safe Containing Almost $100,000 While Magnet Fishing in Muddy Queens Pond.” USA Today, Gannett Satellite Information Network, 5 June 2024.
Check out our website: campcounselorspodcast.com
Bonus Content: patreon.com/campcounselors
Submit your advice needed, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories at campcounselorspodcast.com
Camp Songs Spotify Playlist: https://spoti.fi/3qyK0ri
Camp Songs YouTube Playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLg9-jhcwB2oYDvLR8zGn8t8rS0q_umm8J
Camp Counselors TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@campcounselorspod
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I Was On 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' - Trail Mix #38
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper seeking advice on how to survive a summer vacation with bullies, a vampire wedding photo shoot, a camper who was on an iconic televised game show, and a spooky AirBNB tale that might ignite some fear.
This episode of Camp Counselors is sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to BetterHelp.com/CAMP today to get 10% off your first month.
Watch our camper on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire: https://youtu.be/rMbwj9UxdSU?si=fLjn8y1Z_a_atBlI&t=313
Check out our website: campcounselorspodcast.com
Bonus Content: patreon.com/campcounselors
Submit your advice needed, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories at campcounselorspodcast.com
Camp Songs Spotify Playlist: https://spoti.fi/3qyK0ri
Camp Songs YouTube Playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLg9-jhcwB2oYDvLR8zGn8t8rS0q_umm8J
Camp Counselors TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@campcounselorspod
Camp Counselors Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/campcounselorspod/
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90 - The Limp Wrist Committee
In this episode, The Counselors talk all things Pride Month, drive-in theaters, and argue the existence of dinosaurs!
This episode is sponsored by Factor. Go to http://FactorMeals.com/camp50 and use code camp50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month while your subscription is active.
This episode is sponsored by Aura. Go to http://Aura.com/Trust to sign up for a free 14 day trial.
Works Cited
➜ Jiménez, Jesus. “A Fan Was Hit by a 110MPH Foul Ball. Now She’s on a Trading Card.” The New York Times, The New York Times, 21 May 2024.
➜ Smith, Stephen. “Dinosaur Hunter Stumbles across Million-Dollar Find.” BBC News, BBC, 31 May 2024.
Check out our website: campcounselorspodcast.com
Bonus Content: patreon.com/campcounselors
Submit your advice needed, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories at campcounselorspodcast.com
Camp Songs Spotify Playlist: https://spoti.fi/3qyK0ri
Camp Songs YouTube Playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLg9-jhcwB2oYDvLR8zGn8t8rS0q_umm8J
Camp Counselors TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@campcounselorspod
Camp Counselors Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/campcounselorspod/
Camp Counselors Twitter: https://twitter.com/_campcounselors -
I Spent Prom Night in the Woods - Trail Mix #37
This episode of Camp Counselors is sponsored by Athletic Greens AG1. Go to and get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D3K2 and 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase.
This episode of Camp Counselors is sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to BetterHelp.com/CAMP today to get 10% off your first month.
Check out our website: campcounselorspodcast.com
Bonus Content: patreon.com/campcounselors
Submit your advice needed, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories at campcounselorspodcast.com
Camp Songs Spotify Playlist: https://spoti.fi/3qyK0ri
Camp Songs YouTube Playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLg9-jhcwB2oYDvLR8zGn8t8rS0q_umm8J
Camp Counselors TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@campcounselorspod
Camp Counselors Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/campcounselorspod/
Camp Counselors Twitter: https://twitter.com/_campcounselors -
89 - Can't Stop Snooping on Facebook
This episode is sponsored by Storyworth. Go to http://StoryWorth.com/counselors tight now to save $10 on your first purchase.
This episode is sponsored by Aura. Go to http://Aura.com/Trust to sign up for a free 14 day trial.
Works Cited
➜ Reed, Elodie. “Meet Max, the Cat Receiving an (Honorary) Doctorate from Vermont State University This Weekend.” Vermont Public, 16 May 2024.
➜ Leasca, Stacey. “A Judge Ruled Tacos Are Sandwiches - Here’s Why That Matters.” Yahoo! News, 20 May 2024.
Check out our website: campcounselorspodcast.com
Bonus Content: patreon.com/campcounselors
Submit your advice needed, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories at campcounselorspodcast.com
Camp Songs Spotify Playlist: https://spoti.fi/3qyK0ri
Camp Songs YouTube Playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLg9-jhcwB2oYDvLR8zGn8t8rS0q_umm8J
Camp Counselors TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@campcounselorspod
Camp Counselors Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/campcounselorspod/
Camp Counselors Twitter: https://twitter.com/_campcounselors -
We Danced In The Manure Rain - Trail Mix #36
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper's high school bully on her wedding guest list, a revenge story about a woman who becomes her cheating ex's manager, a dirty sprinkler, and a woman who ruined her pants but not her date.
This episode of Camp Counselors is sponsored by MeUndies. Go to http://MeUndies.com/counselors to get 20% off your first order plus free shipping.
This episode of Camp Counselors is sponsored by Storyworth. Go to http://Storyworth.com/counselors and save $10 off your first purchase now through June 16th, 2024.
Check out our website: campcounselorspodcast.com
Bonus Content: patreon.com/campcounselors
Submit your advice needed, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories at campcounselorspodcast.com
Camp Songs Spotify Playlist: https://spoti.fi/3qyK0ri
Camp Songs YouTube Playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLg9-jhcwB2oYDvLR8zGn8t8rS0q_umm8J
Camp Counselors TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@campcounselorspod
Camp Counselors Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/campcounselorspod/
Camp Counselors Twitter: https://twitter.com/_campcounselors
Customer Reviews
A good time
I need a shady birch camp tee asap. Also I got some good poo horror stories coming your way
Best feel good podcast
I've new to camp and been binging all the episodes. Feel like I'm hanging out with my besties and I've never laughed SO hard at a podcast. Thank you for bringing joy to all of us campers!
My favorite guncles
I love listening to you guys. You two are the perfect pair. I listened to you guys on a 5 hr flight and got hooked…finding myself laughing out loud many times.
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