Billified: The Bill Moran Podcast

Bill Moran
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Billified is a free daily podcast hosted by 30 year radio personality Bill Moran. Bill shares his thoughts on current events, politics, relationships and welcomes a wide range of guests, all uncensored! Watch on YouTube by searching Billified and support the pirate ship by  Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/billified-the-bill-moran-podcast--5738193/support.

  1. 1d ago

    Camping, Porn Bans & Pubic Hair Research

    Bill welcomes Kevin, Laura and Mark to the studio and Kevin is already coming in HOT after a camping weekend that may have included enough alcohol to legally preserve meat. While Laura arrives fresh from an exercise class and Bill questions why hungover middle-aged men treat bagels like emergency medical equipment, the crew dives into the difference between discipline and chaos as we age. Then things get appropriately weird. The crew tackles the UK’s new porn restrictions, freedom, government overreach, modern addiction and whether society can actually trust people to regulate themselves anymore. This somehow spirals perfectly into Mark’s dating life, trust issues, modern fear, confidence and why Bill thinks Mark may need to stop outsourcing his love life like a nervous middle manager. Laura, meanwhile, remains unapologetically authentic and absolutely sends the group into chaos after texting her girlfriends to investigate an extremely important question involving pubic hair trends in 2026. Plus a brand new winner is crowned during Name That Tune! This episode has camping regret, dating paranoia, freedom debates, emotional damage, breakfast sandwiches and investigative journalism nobody asked for. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/billified-the-bill-moran-podcast--5738193/support. Watch the full episode on YouTube by searching Billified and support the pirate ship by clicking here https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/billified-the-bill-moran-podcast--5738193/support Thank you for making us a part of your day!  Billified: The Bill Moran Podcast

    1h 31m

  2. 1d ago ·  Bonus

    Billified Bite - .Camping, Porn Bans & Pubic Hair Research

    Bill welcomes Kevin, Laura and Mark to the studio and Kevin is already coming in HOT after a camping weekend that may have included enough alcohol to legally preserve meat. While Laura arrives fresh from an exercise class and Bill questions why hungover middle-aged men treat bagels like emergency medical equipment, the crew dives into the difference between discipline and chaos as we age. Then things get appropriately weird. The crew tackles the UK’s new porn restrictions, freedom, government overreach, modern addiction and whether society can actually trust people to regulate themselves anymore. This somehow spirals perfectly into Mark’s dating life, trust issues, modern fear, confidence and why Bill thinks Mark may need to stop outsourcing his love life like a nervous middle manager. Laura, meanwhile, remains unapologetically authentic and absolutely sends the group into chaos after texting her girlfriends to investigate an extremely important question involving pubic hair trends in 2026. Plus a brand new winner is crowned during Name That Tune! This episode has camping regret, dating paranoia, freedom debates, emotional damage, breakfast sandwiches and investigative journalism nobody asked for. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/billified-the-bill-moran-podcast--5738193/support. Watch the full episode on YouTube by searching Billified and support the pirate ship by clicking here https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/billified-the-bill-moran-podcast--5738193/support Thank you for making us a part of your day!  Billified: The Bill Moran Podcast

    47 min

  3. 3d ago

    Your Fitbit is Making You Crazy

    Bill and Dan dive into the modern obsession with data: Fitbits, Oura Rings, sleep scores, heart rate variability, recovery metrics, and the endless stream of numbers telling us how we're doing. What starts as a conversation about aging, mortality, and the celebrities we've lost turns into a deeper discussion about why we're so desperate to measure everything and whether all that information is helping or hurting us.  From wearable tech and health anxiety to baseball analytics, longevity gurus, and the stories we tell ourselves about getting older, Bill and Dan explore the fine line between being informed and becoming obsessed. They also share some old radio war stories, reflections on family, and a reminder that sometimes the best way to live life is to stop tracking it and actually experience it. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/billified-the-bill-moran-podcast--5738193/support. Watch the full episode on YouTube by searching Billified and support the pirate ship by clicking here https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/billified-the-bill-moran-podcast--5738193/support Thank you for making us a part of your day!  Billified: The Bill Moran Podcast

    1h 29m

  4. 3d ago ·  Bonus

    Bite Size: Your Fitbit Is Making You Crazy

    Bill and Dan dive into the modern obsession with data: Fitbits, Oura Rings, sleep scores, heart rate variability, recovery metrics, and the endless stream of numbers telling us how we're doing. What starts as a conversation about aging, mortality, and the celebrities we've lost turns into a deeper discussion about why we're so desperate to measure everything—and whether all that information is helping or hurting. From wearable tech and health anxiety to baseball analytics, longevity gurus, and the stories we tell ourselves about getting older, the guys explore the fine line between being informed and becoming obsessed. Also more radio war stories, reflections on family, and a reminder that sometimes the best way to live life is to stop tracking it and actually experience it. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/billified-the-bill-moran-podcast--5738193/support. Watch the full episode on YouTube by searching Billified and support the pirate ship by clicking here https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/billified-the-bill-moran-podcast--5738193/support Thank you for making us a part of your day!  Billified: The Bill Moran Podcast

    33 min

  5. 6d ago

    Everybody’s One Bad Day Away

    Bill welcomes bartender, Uber driver, the man who wakes up to life like it’s a scratch-off ticket, Doug Phelps, back to the studio for one of the most relatable and hilarious episodes yet. Bill explains how a married couple secretly signed him up for Match.com after hearing him talk about blowing it with a woman on a previous episode… creating a chain reaction involving confused women, disappearing matches, questionable profile photos, and an algorithm that now believes Bill is one divorce away from becoming a sugar daddy. Bill and Doug dive into the strange reality of modern dating apps, why online dating is basically buying a used car online, and how every app designed for “connection” somehow ends with people just trying to get laid. Doug also drops several questionable jokes that he finds absolutely hilarious… leaving Bill scratching his head more than once. The conversation shifts into why society suddenly feels emotionally flammable. From fights breaking out at beaches again nearly 15 years after Bill helped launch “Rockin’ the Beach” to restore peace in the area… to adults brawling at kindergarten graduations over saved seats while children rehearse in another room. What happened? Why does every public space suddenly need unofficial adult supervision? Are people overwhelmed, disconnected, exhausted… or just losing the ability to regulate themselves? The conversation shifts into why society suddenly feels emotionally flammable. From fights breaking out at beaches again nearly 15 years after Bill helped launch “Rockin’ the Beach” to restore peace in the area… to adults brawling at kindergarten graduations over saved seats while children rehearse in another room. What happened? Why does every public space suddenly need unofficial adult supervision? Are people overwhelmed, disconnected, exhausted… or just losing the ability to regulate themselves? Funny, honest, edgy and weirdly thoughtful… this episode is classic Billified. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/billified-the-bill-moran-podcast--5738193/support. Watch the full episode on YouTube by searching Billified and support the pirate ship by clicking here https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/billified-the-bill-moran-podcast--5738193/support Thank you for making us a part of your day!  Billified: The Bill Moran Podcast

    1h 17m

  6. 6d ago ·  Bonus

    Billified Bite - Everybody’s One Bad Day Away

    Bill welcomes bartender, Uber driver, the man who wakes up to life like it’s a scratch-off ticket, Doug Phelps, back to the studio for one of the most relatable and hilarious episodes yet. Bill explains how a married couple secretly signed him up for Match.com after hearing him talk about blowing it with a woman on a previous episode… creating a chain reaction involving confused women, disappearing matches, questionable profile photos, and an algorithm that now believes Bill is one divorce away from becoming a sugar daddy. Bill and Doug dive into the strange reality of modern dating apps, why online dating is basically buying a used car online, and how every app designed for “connection” somehow ends with people just trying to get laid. Doug also drops several questionable jokes that he finds absolutely hilarious… leaving Bill scratching his head more than once. The conversation shifts into why society suddenly feels emotionally flammable. From fights breaking out at beaches again nearly 15 years after Bill helped launch “Rockin’ the Beach” to restore peace in the area… to adults brawling at kindergarten graduations over saved seats while children rehearse in another room. What happened? Why does every public space suddenly need unofficial adult supervision? Are people overwhelmed, disconnected, exhausted… or just losing the ability to regulate themselves? The conversation shifts into why society suddenly feels emotionally flammable. From fights breaking out at beaches again nearly 15 years after Bill helped launch “Rockin’ the Beach” to restore peace in the area… to adults brawling at kindergarten graduations over saved seats while children rehearse in another room. What happened? Why does every public space suddenly need unofficial adult supervision? Are people overwhelmed, disconnected, exhausted… or just losing the ability to regulate themselves? Funny, honest, edgy and weirdly thoughtful… this episode is classic Billified. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/billified-the-bill-moran-podcast--5738193/support. Watch the full episode on YouTube by searching Billified and support the pirate ship by clicking here https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/billified-the-bill-moran-podcast--5738193/support Thank you for making us a part of your day!  Billified: The Bill Moran Podcast

    44 min

  7. 6d ago

    Billified Bite: The Fairport VFW Is Not What You Think It Is

    Bill sits down with Mike, past commander of Fairport VFW Post 1280, and Mary, the woman who apparently runs half of Fairport from a gas station. What starts as a heads-up about a June 13th fundraiser turns into something more interesting: a real conversation about what the VFW actually does, why most people have it wrong, and why the third largest VFW post in New York State is fighting to stay relevant. Buffalo Trace on tap, Chef Will cooking Thursday nights, Jumbo Shrimp playing seven to ten, high-end whiskey raffles, and a birthday ceremony on Freedom Hill for America's 250th. Open to the public. 300 Macedon Center Road, Fairport. Doors open at noon. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/billified-the-bill-moran-podcast--5738193/support. Watch the full episode on YouTube by searching Billified and support the pirate ship by clicking here https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/billified-the-bill-moran-podcast--5738193/support Thank you for making us a part of your day!  Billified: The Bill Moran Podcast

    48 min

  8. May 27

    The Couple Nobody Wants There

    The crew is FINALLY back together and within minutes it completely goes off the rails in the most Billified way possible. Bill welcomes Mark, Kevin and Laura back to the studio and immediately realizes something terrible…he (and basically the podcast) missed both Dan AND Laura’s birthdays. In true Bill fashion, he now has a plan to bring everyone together this Summer…which somehow spirals into a hilarious conversation about cookouts, weddings, plus-ones and the one friend whose significant other nobody can stand. Inspired by the rumors surrounding Taylor Swift’s wedding guest rules, the crew dives into the uncomfortable truth every adult friend group knows: there’s always THAT couple. Do you say something? Do you quietly avoid them all Summer? Or…are YOU actually the person everyone secretly hopes doesn’t show up? Things get even weirder when the conversation shifts to polyamory, open relationships and why younger generations seem far more comfortable rewriting the rules of relationships entirely. Laura helps explain what polyamory actually is, Bill wonders if polyamorous people are simply more honest than everyone else, and the crew debates whether dating apps and infinite options have permanently changed commitment, love and emotional dependence. Also in this episode: Are people STILL vague-booking on social media?Why does one person on this show always know where the drama is?The alternative rideshare app Laura thinks her boyfriend would absolutely useMark asking Bill to call a VERY well-known woman to see if she’ll go out with himA voicemail gets left…Will she call back?Plus a wildly competitive round of Name That TuneSummer officially starts here and the chemistry of this crew reminds you exactly why people love Billified. Funny, honest, chaotic, slightly inappropriate and way too relatable. Enjoy! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/billified-the-bill-moran-podcast--5738193/support. Watch the full episode on YouTube by searching Billified and support the pirate ship by clicking here https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/billified-the-bill-moran-podcast--5738193/support Thank you for making us a part of your day!  Billified: The Bill Moran Podcast

    1h 32m
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Billified is a free daily podcast hosted by 30 year radio personality Bill Moran. Bill shares his thoughts on current events, politics, relationships and welcomes a wide range of guests, all uncensored! Watch on YouTube by searching Billified and support the pirate ship by  Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/billified-the-bill-moran-podcast--5738193/support.

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