The Mean Time

4.9 (41)
COMEDY
UPDATED WEEKLY

The Mean Time is a show hosted by aspiring musicians Jared Gaines and Patrick Gilchrist about life in LA on the road to success.

3 DAYS AGO

BLAM!

Honestly it was unfair of you guys to put such undue pressure on us to be as funny as we were in the last episode. It’s not our fault that you can’t manage your expectations. Get over yourself, no one’s making you be here.
DEC 3

THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS

NARROW BOY IS BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE’RE TALKIN SEX WITH SMASH BROS AND SEX WITH HARRY POTTER AND SEX WITH EACH OTHER AND BULLYING A 3 YEAR OLD YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

52 min
NOV 27

DRIVE BY INCUBUS IS UNSTOPPABLE

An unrealistic precedent has been set as Jared sings his way through this week’s episode to make up for lost Pat while special guest Reece from Dreamfone is having a very long and quiet panic attack about it. It’s time to d-d-d-duel.

52 min
NOV 19

THE FRATERNAL ORDER OF THE EAGLES

With Pat on tour and Jared incapable of being funny without making fun of someone, there is only one man who can save this week’s episode of The Mean Time! Who could it be??? Text your answer to your local representative and tell them that women’s bodies shouldn’t be governed by men!

53 min
NOV 12

BOXING DAY BREAKFAST AT BRAUM'S

Hey there! Chris Rock here to say that I give Jared explicit permission to do a very spot-on white guy impression of me in this week’s episode of The Mean Time! If anyone should take issue with said impression, I encourage you to come back here and read this official statement. Polka-Dot Afro!!!

53 min
NOV 5

MISSIONARY: IT JUST FEELS BETTER

No fictional cartoon dogs were harmed, maimed, or otherwise antagonized during the filming of this week’s episode.

52 min
OCT 29

ANIMAL FULL ACTIVE SHOCK

Come and meat your favorite duo on the last day of Hallow-Mean as they crank up the jokes for the grand finale! A magical genie makes the boys think long and hard about the perfect wish, they get shafted at a derelict casino in the desert, and they shoot their shots at celebs to come on the show!

52 min
OCT 22

YO GIMME A WOOGITY

You ever get so freakin smoked out, baked up, fried down, stoney macaroni, zoinked, shlushpuppied, crispy chickky crunched, and otherwise H to the I-G-H’d on some sticky icky, skunky wunky, donkey dunky, ucey juicy, crunchy munchy, double budsky supremesky ganj????

53 min

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4.9

out of 5

41 Ratings

Answer my prayers

Nov 10

BenjanBacc

I absolutely have to have longer episodes please I'm begging!!!
I love these guys!

Oct 14

yayokittty

Found y'all bc of my fyp and I don't think i've ever ran so fast to follow a podcast. Y'all are hilarious and help me get thru my work day. So much love to y'all🖤🖤
Instant fan

Oct 7

GottawayCarson

Came across this show on instagram and I am so incredibly hooked, what a hilarious duo. I found myself belly laughing more than once. So rad
Sublime

Sep 12

AlphaPedaBear

It’s as if my left brain and right brain were made manifest also the best build in elden ring is with out a doubt a Dex/bleed build.