The Mean Time

4.9 (45)
COMEDY
UPDATED WEEKLY

The Mean Time is a show hosted by aspiring musicians Jared Gaines and Patrick Gilchrist about life in LA on the road to success.

4 DAYS AGO

GET READY TO DRINK DADDY'S MILK

Now dig this. You just stepped into the smoothest episode yet, so wipe your shoes if they’re wet. We’re keeping it funky and groovy for the third Now You See Me movie. Now relax and sit tight, The Blind Idiot God, Azathoth is gonna make everything alright. Sa Da Tay!

53 min
JAN 7

SHAKE YOUR ASS FOR EVIL INCARNATE

We breakdance on Nosferatu’s thang, Pat considers dance lessons, and Big Bad Jawed is afwaid of a wittw bitty snake. Plus, a New Year’s resolution segment from the Meanie Babies on Discord.

53 min
12/31/2024

THE DICHOTOMY OF RECEPTACLES

WE SHOVELED SH*T SO HIGH IN THE DESERT WE COULDN’T TELL IF IT WAS MUD. JUST FOR SOME LIB RECEPTACLES TO DICHOT ON A SOLDIER WHO FOUGHT FOR YOUR RIGHTS. IT MAKES ME AT NAUSEOUS. join the discord.

53 min
12/18/2024

THE FLU GAME

In Game 5 of the ’97 NBA Finals, Michael Jordan willed his way to a victory, scoring 38 points while suffering from the flu. Now, in Episode 27 of The Mean Time, Jared faces similar odds as he battles his own flu. Will he rise to the occasion like MJ? No, he will not. This episode is a tough listen.

52 min
12/17/2024

THE SNACK WRAP

Here’s a list of the top 10 highest paid CEOs of 2024! Jon Winkelried, Harvey Schwartz, Hock Tan, Nikesh Arora, Sue Nabi, George Mattson, Stephen Schwarzman, Christopher Winfrey, Pablo Legorreta, and Ariel Emanuel! Knowledge is power!

52 min
12/10/2024

BLAM!

Honestly it was unfair of you guys to put such undue pressure on us to be as funny as we were in the last episode. It’s not our fault that you can’t manage your expectations. Get over yourself, no one’s making you be here.
12/03/2024

THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS

NARROW BOY IS BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE’RE TALKIN SEX WITH SMASH BROS AND SEX WITH HARRY POTTER AND SEX WITH EACH OTHER AND BULLYING A 3 YEAR OLD YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

52 min
11/27/2024

DRIVE BY INCUBUS IS UNSTOPPABLE

An unrealistic precedent has been set as Jared sings his way through this week’s episode to make up for lost Pat while special guest Reece from Dreamfone is having a very long and quiet panic attack about it. It’s time to d-d-d-duel.

52 min

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Jan 7

frustrationstation69

THE BITS DUDE…top tier
Answer my prayers

11/10/2024

BenjanBacc

I absolutely have to have longer episodes please I'm begging!!!
I love these guys!

10/14/2024

yayokittty

Found y'all bc of my fyp and I don't think i've ever ran so fast to follow a podcast. Y'all are hilarious and help me get thru my work day. So much love to y'all🖤🖤
Instant fan

10/07/2024

GottawayCarson

Came across this show on instagram and I am so incredibly hooked, what a hilarious duo. I found myself belly laughing more than once. So rad