The Real Cosmic Joke

Jalynn Schroeder and Baytop Scott
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The Real Cosmic Joke is a mystical, expansive, raw and painfully hilarious podcast hosted by Jalynn and Baytop. Through radically authentic conversations, we confront life’s absurdities, unravel the human experience, and laugh at our own beautiful messes (yes we’re shamelessly amused by our own jokes😅🖖🏼) while we awaken to the interconnectedness and cosmic magic of it all. 🦄 Whether you're a seeker, a skeptic, or somewhere in between we promise a cosmic adventure with a twist of humor that will leave you enlightened, entertained… or just really wondering how you ended up here. 😝

  1. 12/04/2025

    The Truth Behind My Divorce: The Full Story I’ve Never Shared

    THE REAL COSMIC JOKE IS BACK!!And this time… I’m with my girl Amy. 🤍🔥 This episode is one I’ve been waiting to share - not because I was hiding, but because I wanted to speak from a grounded place. I kept waking up with a full-body knowing that it was finally time to share the rest of my story… and let whatever needed to come through, come through. This is the whole truth after the blog post... the pain, the patterns, the awakening, the somatic unraveling, and the woman I’m becoming because of it. For the last eight weeks, I’ve been moving through the deepest grief, the biggest triggers, and one of the most profound personal rebirths of my life. And what I share in this episode is the part I haven’t talked about publicly -the nervous system withdrawal, the trauma loops, the “man-hater era,” the victim language, the accountability, the sexual shutdown and safety themes, the channeling session that cracked me open… and the exact moment I realized: This was always going to happen.And it was always going to happen now. Amy has been front-row for all of it - holding, witnessing, calling me forward, and helping me see the difference between pain… and truth. She’s also a somatic relationship coach and the co-creator of Wild Ren, our new women’s community that just launched! In this episode we talk about: ✨ What actually happened behind the scenes✨ Why my body shut down long before my mind caught up✨ The “relationship detox” rewiring my entire system✨ Why grief feels like withdrawal✨ Childhood wounds, being “unchosen,” and the mirror of partnership✨ Safety, sexuality, and embodiment — and what they really mean✨ Why community is the medicine most women don’t know they need✨ And how this entire initiation led us to create Wild Ren Collective This episode is messy, honest, emotional, and transformative.If you're walking through endings, heartbreak, identity loss, or a massive season of becoming, this conversation might be the permission slip you need. Check out Wild Ren here:⁠https://stan.store/ErthSchool/p/-wildren-collective-⁠ Follow Amy on Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/amylorraine.iam?igsh=dGhhMTA5MWlhcWxr

    40 min

  2. 03/26/2025

    Unhinged & Thriving – When Your Life Plan Falls Apart

    This week on The Real Cosmic Joke, Jalynn Schroeder and Baytop Scott embrace the absolute mayhem of life refusing to go as planned. You know that moment when you realize everything you were working toward is suddenly irrelevant, and now you're just standing in the rubble, wondering WTF is next? Yeah, same. We get into: Why everyone seems to be in the middle of a major life shake-up right now The Schumann Resonance blackouts—are we getting timeline-jumped while we sleep? The audacity of people expecting us to stick to decisions we made weeks (or even days) ago Rage releasing—why bottling it up is overrated, and screaming into a pillow actually works The beauty of reinvention, trusting the process (or not), and why sometimes life falls apart so something better can take its place If you’re currently losing your mind, making reckless but necessary choices, or just laughing through the absurdity of it all—this one’s for you. Let’s embrace the chaos together. Awaken. Laugh. Repeat. Follow us on Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok @TheRealCosmicJoke.

    57 min

  3. 03/19/2025

    Love, Chaos & The Art of Pivoting Like a Badass

    This week on The Real Cosmic Joke, Jalynn Schroeder and Baytop Scott spill the tea on ALL the wild shifts happening—from love lives to career shake-ups, and the unexpected twists that come with trusting your gut (even when it makes zero sense at the time). We get into the rollercoaster of Baytop’s dating life (yes, we have updates 👀), what it’s like to be witnessed in a relationship, and the raw reality of navigating avoidant tendencies. Jalynn also drops a bomb about making a massive career pivot, and why she refuses to settle for anything that doesn’t feel like a full-body hell yes. Along the way, we talk about: 🔥 The masculine-feminine dynamic and why “holding space” is the ultimate love language 🔥 The chaos of leaving something good in search of something great 🔥 Eclipse season energy—because let’s be real, sh*t is getting weird 🔥 The fine line between trusting your intuition and just being impulsive AF 🔥 The real reason women leaving companies (or relationships) get villainized If you’ve ever felt like you’re burning down the old to make way for the new, this episode is for you. Expect deep truths, unfiltered laughs, and just the right amount of chaos. Awaken. Laugh. Repeat. Follow us on Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok @TheRealCosmicJoke.

    39 min

  4. 03/12/2025

    AI: Friend, Foe, or Just a Nosy B*tch?

    This week on The Real Cosmic Joke, Jalynn Schroeder and Baytop Scott dive into the hottest, most controversial topic right now—AI. Is it the greatest tool for human expansion, or are we sleepwalking into a dystopian takeover? We break down the real conversations that need to happen, beyond the fear-mongering and blind hype. From how AI is revolutionizing healing, creativity, and business to the ethical dilemmas of consciousness, power, and control, we explore what this shift actually means for humanity. Baytop shares her firsthand experience as a former AI startup CEO (before most people even knew what AI was), and Jalynn gets real about why AI might already know way too much about us (but also, let’s be honest—it’s kind of an amazing personal assistant). We also get into the deeper questions: 🤖 Will AI amplify human potential, or strip us of our individuality? 🤖 Can it ever be consciously stewarded, or is power always corruptible? 🤖 Are we about to see a renaissance of real human creativity, or will AI-generated art take over? This episode is a wild ride through the paradox of AI—both the breakthroughs and the potential breakdowns. Tune in for an unfiltered, eye-opening, and hilarious deep dive into the technology that's about to change everything. Awaken. Laugh. Repeat. Follow us on Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok @TheRealCosmicJoke.

    51 min

  5. 03/05/2025

    Pregnant, Married, or Missing – Find Out Next Week!

    This week on The Real Cosmic Joke, Jalynn Schroeder and Baytop Scott dive headfirst into the beautifully chaotic world of zero-to-a-hundred life decisions. From impulsive road trips to Sedona, to the absurdity of navigating relationships, independence, and the cosmic timing —we’re covering it all. We get into the art of surrendering to the unknown, the messy reality of trusting your gut, and why Baytop is fully embracing her “married by next week” era. Plus, we’re talking astrology, divine timing, and the undeniable magic of things falling apart just so they can come back together even better. Will this all end in romance, regret, or a true crime special? The universe is laughing, and so are we. If you’re questioning everything, leaning into the chaos, or just here for the unhinged updates—this one’s for you. Awaken. Laugh. Repeat. Follow us on Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok @TheRealCosmicJoke.

    50 min

  6. 02/26/2025

    Between Paradigms – The Chaos of Shedding, Shifting & WTF is Next?

    This week on The Real Cosmic Joke, Jalynn Schroeder and Baytop Scott dive into the chaotic, transformative space of being between paradigms—that weird in-between where everything is shifting, but nothing has quite landed yet. From the mind-blowing realizations that come with deep detoxing (yes, we’re talking about literal parasites) to navigating the push and pull of conscious parenting, we explore what happens when the old ways stop working, but the new ones aren’t fully here yet. We also get into the murky world of spiritual communities—how to spot red flags, why the “feminine surrender” narrative can be a cop-out, and the growing frustration with the lack of true divine masculine energy in the world. If you’ve ever felt like you’re straddling two worlds, shedding old layers but not yet sure what’s next—this episode is for you. Expect deep truths, unfiltered rants, and a whole lot of cosmic synchronicities. Awaken. Laugh. Repeat. Follow us on Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok @TheRealCosmicJoke.

    1h 3m

  7. 02/19/2025

    The Episode That Might Get Us Canceled

    Buckle up, because this week on The Real Cosmic Joke, Jalynn Schroeder and Baytop Scott are diving headfirst into the absolute chaos of today’s political climate—why people are losing friendships over elections, the mass hysteria on social media, and how to navigate political division without losing your sanity (or your soul). We talk about: Why friendships are ending over voting choices (and why it doesn’t have to be that way). How social media is frying people’s brains and turning everyone into political extremists. The illusion of being “saved” by politicians—newsflash, no one is coming to fix the system for us. The toxic feminine vs. toxic masculine energy running wild in politics today. How to stay grounded and choose peace while the world around you spirals into outrage.Plus, we unpack limbo energy, the art of surrender, and why 2025 feels like a pressure cooker of transformation. And, of course, we sprinkle in plenty of sarcasm, dark humor, and existential dread—because what’s life without a little absurdity? If you’re questioning politics, your future, or your entire reality, this episode is for you. Join us as we awaken, laugh, and try (really hard) not to get canceled. 👉 Follow us on Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok @TheRealCosmicJoke.

    58 min

  8. 02/10/2025

    Poop, Parasites & Personal Growth – A Journey You Didn’t Ask For

    This week onThe Real Cosmic Joke, Jalynn Schroeder and Baytop Scott dive into a wild mix of topics that somehow all connect in the grand cosmic joke that is life. From the power of community and conscious connections to navigating the loneliness of singlehood, we get real about what it means to grow, expand, and hold space for others. We also talk about the feminine rising, the importance of women stepping into their power, and why shifting masculine energy isn't about force—but about embodying our truth. Oh, and let’s not forget the parasites (yes, actual ones). Jalynn shares her parasite cleanse journey, the wild things she’s seen come out of her body (you’re not ready), and why detoxing isn’t just physical—it’s emotional and spiritual too. If you’re feeling stuck in limbo energy, questioning what’s next, or just need a reminder that you’re not alone in this chaotic ride, this episode is for you. Also, we promise this is the only podcast where you’ll hear about life purpose and poop in the same breath. 😂 Awaken. Laugh. Repeat.. Follow us on Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok @TheRealCosmicJoke.

    50 min
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The Real Cosmic Joke is a mystical, expansive, raw and painfully hilarious podcast hosted by Jalynn and Baytop. Through radically authentic conversations, we confront life’s absurdities, unravel the human experience, and laugh at our own beautiful messes (yes we’re shamelessly amused by our own jokes😅🖖🏼) while we awaken to the interconnectedness and cosmic magic of it all. 🦄 Whether you're a seeker, a skeptic, or somewhere in between we promise a cosmic adventure with a twist of humor that will leave you enlightened, entertained… or just really wondering how you ended up here. 😝

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  • Creator
    Jalynn Schroeder and Baytop Scott
  • Years Active
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  • Episodes
    13
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