The Shit Apple Podcast

Shelley Tiffany Diana
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Life’s messy, weird, and sometimes downright crappy—but it’s also hilarious, relatable, and full of lessons. Join us as we peel back the layers of life’s little disasters, laugh at the chaos, and find meaning in the mess. This show is about everything and nothing all at the same time. No topic is off-limits, and no moment is too awkward to share. Grab a seat and let’s dive in! 

  1. DEC 9

    A Very Shit Apple Christmas

    Send us a text Pour the cocoa (or the wine) and cozy up because it’s time for A Very Shit Apple Christmas 🎄🍷 In this holiday episode, we’re talking all things Christmas — from the hottest gifts of the season and the family traditions we swear by, to settling the ultimate debate: what is the best Christmas movie of all time? We’re also sharing our favorite Christmas songs, holiday opinions no one asked for, and plenty of stories in between to keep you laughing all the way through the season. Whether you’re wrapping gifts, hiding from your relatives, or just need a break from the chaos, this episode is your perfect soundtrack to the holidays. Press play, get comfy, and spend Christmas with The Shit Apple Podcast 🎧✨

    59 min

  2. DEC 2

    Karma Is A Bitch And So Are We

    Send us a text They say karma takes care of everything… but we’re still refreshing the page. 👀 In this episode, we confess all the pettiest, most dramatic revenge fantasies we’ve ever had — from imaginary chaos in someone’s pristine closet to the wild urge to “accidentally” ruin a perfectly clean car. Do we act on these ideas? Absolutely not. Do we mentally rehearse them in HD? Every single day. We talk about the long-standing grudges, the people who earned a permanent spot on our mental “no-fly list,” and whether karma actually works… or if she’s just on a very long coffee break. Spoiler: we might threaten revenge, but most of the time we choose healing, growth, and letting the universe handle our enemies.  Mostly. If you’ve ever smiled sweetly while plotting revenge in your head, this one’s for you.

    1h 17m

  3. NOV 18

    Is It Style or Denial?

    Send us a text This week on The Shit Apple Podcast, we’re asking the most important question of our generation: is it actually style… or are we all just in deep, DEEP denial? From shoes to manicures to whether Teslas are still “cool,” we’re diving into the ins, outs, and absolute WHAT ARE WE DOING of current trends. We go rapid-fire through everything—from Vans vs Converse, Hydros vs Stanleys, silver vs gold, and why everyone suddenly decided wired headphones are “in” again. Buckle up—everything is up for judgment.

    1h 19m

  4. NOV 11

    Bad-Vice

    Send us a text Ever get advice you didn’t ask for? Yeah… us too. This week on Bad-Vice, we’re unpacking all the “helpful” tips people have thrown our way, the advice Diana’s been dishing out for years, and the questionable choices that made everyone else think they should chime in. Some of it was genius. Some of it? Pure chaos. And then there’s Diana — or as we like to call her, Diana Lama the Wise — always ready to turn our disasters into “teachable moments.” From her life lessons to our bad decisions, we’re rating it all: the good, the bad, and the downright unhinged advice that’s shaped us along the way.

    1h 6m

  5. NOV 4

    Send Help, We’re Obsessed!

    Send us a text This week, we’re diving headfirst into our obsessions — the ones that make us happy, the ones that make no sense, and the ones that might need professional intervention. Shelley’s dog Swig officially runs the show (and her entire life), Diana’s chasing her sleep score like it’s an Olympic sport, and Tiffany’s counting protein like it’s a religion. We also talk makeup, vacuums that make us feel things we shouldn’t, and our weirdly close relationship with ChatGPT. Basically, if it can be obsessed over — we’re in deep.

    1h 10m

  6. OCT 28

    We Came For The Candy, Stayed For The Murder

    Send us a text It’s Halloween, and things are getting weird… and maybe a little murderous. We talk our favorite candy (because sugar is survival), our questionable Ouija board experiment, and the ghost stories that still give us chills. Plus, we tackle the age-old question: when are you too old to trick-or-treat? And if you thought that was enough chaos, Shelley casually drops the ultimate horror story — she’s run into a couple of serial killers in real life. Yep. Candy, creepy encounters, and murder-adjacent stories… it’s all here. Grab a drink, a full-size candy bar, and join us for a night of spooky confessions and bad decisions.

    1h 28m

  7. OCT 21

    It’s Only Weird If You Collect Teeth

    Send us a text This week on The Shit Apple Podcast, we’re going full hoarder status. It all starts with Shelley’s purse — a bottomless pit of chaos that could rival a CVS aisle — and spirals into a confessional about all the weird crap we’ve ever collected. From childhood Dreamsicles and baseball cards to Shelley’s mom’s luxury porcelain clowns, no collection is safe. And just when you think we’ve hit peak weird? Tiffany drops the bomb that she’s kept every single one of her kids’ teeth. 🦷 Buckle up, because this episode is part nostalgia, part therapy, and 100% chaos.

    49 min

  8. OCT 7

    Stirring the Pot with Chef Peter McQuaid

    Send us a text We’re turning up the heat this week with Chef Peter McQuaid—three-time Chopped Champion, “Spin It to Win It” Grand Champion, Beat Bobby Flay alum, Battle of the Decades finalist, and James Beard Award winner. He’s cooked at Eleven Madison Park, Sanctuary, Cala, and now leads the kitchen as Executive Chef at The Americano—but can he handle us for an hour? We dig into everything from how he caught the culinary bug to what really happens behind the scenes of “Chopped.” Then things heat up when we hit him with our signature chaos—drinking games, petty hills, and way-too-personal questions that have nothing to do with food.  Tune in for laughs, secrets, and a side of spice as we stir the pot with our homie, Chef Peter McQuaid.

    1h 16m
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Life’s messy, weird, and sometimes downright crappy—but it’s also hilarious, relatable, and full of lessons. Join us as we peel back the layers of life’s little disasters, laugh at the chaos, and find meaning in the mess. This show is about everything and nothing all at the same time. No topic is off-limits, and no moment is too awkward to share. Grab a seat and let’s dive in! 

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  • Creator
    Shelley Tiffany Diana
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    37
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © 2025 The Shit Apple Podcast
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