Shut Up, Bitch!

Shut Up, Bitch!
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Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we talk about The Internet, nostalgia, queer stuff, and the absurdity of being alive right now- all for your listening and viewing pleasure~ 🎙️ https://www.shutupbitchpod.com

  1. 1d ago

    The end of the podcast as we know it

    It’s the end of Shut Up, B*tch! as we know it! We explain everything. Then- John survives his last wedding of the year (he had 3), Tyler deletes TikTok live on the pod, we debate the ethics of having a crush while being in a relationship, and MORE! New episodes every Tuesday at 11:30am PT! Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow us! Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpod ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpod ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Bluesky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.twitch.tv/ShutUpBitchPod/ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ John:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomone ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Tyler: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/shutuptyler ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Got a question? Need advice? Email us! hi@shutupbitchpod.com  Join our Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Visit our website  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.shutupbitchpod.com ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Add our playlist on Spotify/Apple Music Spotify: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6T0dORM8dAn8tlBwVSmuFn?si=ee9733ca0d2d4d25⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Apple Music: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://music.apple.com/library/playlist/p.5PG54Q5iO3AxYgl ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ About the show Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~  Full credits at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠shutupbitchpod.com/credits ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ #gaycomedy #queercomedy #gaypodcast #gayhumor #lgbtq

  2. Aug 11

    We got sent to Modelland

    Hello!! Modelland is a 2011 young adult novel written by none other than Tyra Banks. In this episode we explore the lore of Modelland and discuss whether or not the theme song disproves the theory of relativity (our friend thinks it might open up a black hole). And because we’re gay- a guestbook comment sends us through the state of gay dating apps, Grindr's AI era, and the giant hole that just opened in West Hollywood.  New episodes every Tuesday at 11:30am PT! Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow us! Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpod ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpod ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Bluesky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.twitch.tv/ShutUpBitchPod/ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ John:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomone ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Tyler: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/shutuptyler ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Got a question? Need advice? Email us! hi@shutupbitchpod.com  Join our Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Visit our website  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.shutupbitchpod.com ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Add our playlist on Spotify/Apple Music Spotify: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6T0dORM8dAn8tlBwVSmuFn?si=ee9733ca0d2d4d25⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Apple Music: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://music.apple.com/library/playlist/p.5PG54Q5iO3AxYgl ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ About the show Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~  Full credits at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠shutupbitchpod.com/credits ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ #gaycomedy #queercomedy #gaypodcast #gayhumor #lgbtq

  3. Aug 4

    Our drag names are better than yours

    Our drag names are better than yours and we can prove it. Also- why neither of us can be trusted to make a plan, why drinking is stupid and we keep doing it anyway, and the very specific corner of the afterlife the gays are getting. Plus, Tyler announces a brand new YouTube channel! New episodes every Tuesday at 11:30am PT! Tyler’s new youtube channel: https://youtube.com/@shutup_tyler Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow us! Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpod ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpod ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Bluesky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.twitch.tv/ShutUpBitchPod/ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ John:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomone ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Tyler: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/shutuptyler ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Got a question? Need advice? Email us! hi@shutupbitchpod.com  Join our Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Visit our website  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.shutupbitchpod.com ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Add our playlist on Spotify/Apple Music Spotify: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6T0dORM8dAn8tlBwVSmuFn?si=ee9733ca0d2d4d25⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Apple Music: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://music.apple.com/library/playlist/p.5PG54Q5iO3AxYgl ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ About the show Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~  Full credits at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠shutupbitchpod.com/credits ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ #gaycomedy #queercomedy #gaypodcast #gayhumor #lgbtq

  4. Jul 28

    RIP to this parasite

    HELLO! And…Goodbye! To Lindsey Graham, as he has been reincarnated into Cyclospora, another parasite sweeping the nation. Tyler cannot risk a cheesy gordita crunch this week and is in mourning so please respect his privacy at this time. We also talk about burnout, It Follows but gay, and maybe one or two more things? Idk you’ll have to watch and find out New episodes every Tuesday at 11:30am PT! Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow us! Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpod ⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpod ⁠⁠⁠⁠ Bluesky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.twitch.tv/ShutUpBitchPod/ ⁠⁠⁠⁠ John:⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomone ⁠⁠⁠⁠ Tyler: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/shutuptyler ⁠⁠⁠⁠ Got a question? Need advice? Email us! hi@shutupbitchpod.com  Join our Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4 ⁠⁠⁠⁠ Visit our website  ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.shutupbitchpod.com ⁠⁠⁠⁠ Add our playlist on Spotify/Apple Music Spotify: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6T0dORM8dAn8tlBwVSmuFn?si=ee9733ca0d2d4d25⁠⁠⁠⁠  Apple Music: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://music.apple.com/library/playlist/p.5PG54Q5iO3AxYgl ⁠⁠⁠⁠ About the show Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~  Full credits at ⁠⁠⁠⁠shutupbitchpod.com/credits ⁠⁠⁠⁠ #gaycomedy #queercomedy #gaypodcast #gayhumor #lgbtq

  5. Jul 21

    These old websites could never exist today

    Hiii!! Remember when the internet was full of weird websites before social media even existed? Or are you under the age of 35? This week we discuss old websites from the 90’s and early 2000’s, then we take a quiz to find out if Tyler’s cat Provolone is a psychopath.  ew episodes every Tuesday at 11:30am PT! Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow us! Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpod ⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpod ⁠⁠⁠ Bluesky: ⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.com⁠⁠⁠ Twitch: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.twitch.tv/ShutUpBitchPod/ ⁠⁠⁠ John:⁠⁠⁠ https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomone ⁠⁠⁠ Tyler: ⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/shutuptyler ⁠⁠⁠ Got a question? Need advice? Email us! hi@shutupbitchpod.com  Join our Discord ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4 ⁠⁠⁠ Visit our website  ⁠⁠⁠https://www.shutupbitchpod.com ⁠⁠⁠ Add our playlist on Spotify/Apple Music Spotify: ⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6T0dORM8dAn8tlBwVSmuFn?si=ee9733ca0d2d4d25⁠⁠⁠  Apple Music: ⁠⁠⁠https://music.apple.com/library/playlist/p.5PG54Q5iO3AxYgl ⁠⁠⁠ About the show Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~  Full credits at ⁠⁠⁠shutupbitchpod.com/credits ⁠⁠⁠ #gaycomedy #queercomedy #gaypodcast #gayhumor #lgbtq

  6. Jul 14

    Should I tell my friend I have a crush on them?

    Heeeey! How y’all doin? This week we read some guestbook comments and discuss whether or not you should tell your friend you have a crush on them. We also discuss how much time you should spend with your significant other, John’s vagus nerve, and tons of other stuff!! Watch the episode and let us know if your vagus nerve is stimulated afterward!! New episodes every Tuesday at 11:30am PT! Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow us! Instagram: ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpod ⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpod ⁠⁠ Bluesky: ⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.com⁠⁠ Twitch: ⁠⁠https://www.twitch.tv/ShutUpBitchPod/ ⁠⁠ John:⁠⁠ https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomone ⁠⁠ Tyler: ⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/shutuptyler ⁠⁠ Got a question? Need advice? Email us! hi@shutupbitchpod.com  Join our Discord ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4 ⁠⁠ Visit our website  ⁠⁠https://www.shutupbitchpod.com ⁠⁠ Add our playlist on Spotify/Apple Music Spotify: ⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6T0dORM8dAn8tlBwVSmuFn?si=ee9733ca0d2d4d25⁠⁠  Apple Music: ⁠⁠https://music.apple.com/library/playlist/p.5PG54Q5iO3AxYgl ⁠⁠ About the show Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~  Full credits at ⁠⁠shutupbitchpod.com/credits ⁠⁠ #gaycomedy #queercomedy #gaypodcast #gayhumor #lgbtq

  7. Jul 7

    We found a married man’s gay twitter account

    Hello! This week we found a married man’s gay twitter account and these DL men are really going through it y’all. Also, we found out those cute bootleg squishy bao buns cause cancer! Wow! There’s a bunch more in this episode but you gotta watch/listen to find out what comes next! Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠⁠⁠ Follow us! Instagram: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpod ⁠ TikTok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpod ⁠ Bluesky: ⁠https://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.com⁠ Twitch: ⁠https://www.twitch.tv/ShutUpBitchPod/ ⁠ John:⁠ https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomone ⁠ Tyler: ⁠https://linktr.ee/shutuptyler ⁠ Got a question? Need advice? Email us! hi@shutupbitchpod.com  Join our Discord ⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4 ⁠ Visit our website  ⁠https://www.shutupbitchpod.com ⁠ Add our playlist on Spotify/Apple Music Spotify: ⁠https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6T0dORM8dAn8tlBwVSmuFn?si=ee9733ca0d2d4d25⁠  Apple Music: ⁠https://music.apple.com/library/playlist/p.5PG54Q5iO3AxYgl ⁠ About the show Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~  Full credits at ⁠shutupbitchpod.com/credits ⁠ #gaycomedy #queercomedy #gaypodcast #gayhumor #lgbtq

  8. Jun 30

    I had the worst day of my life right before recording

    Well… John had one of the worst days of his life right before recording, so we get into who you actually call when you're falling apart, why asking for help is HARD, Tyler’s superpower, and how every comment keeps this show going!!! We also play NAME THAT VIDEO GAME based on video game backgrounds, plus we react to some of your funniest/most unhinged comments. We thought this was going to be the crying episode but…turns out laughter is the best medicine!!! HAW HAW HAW.  Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠⁠ Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpod  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpod  Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.com Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/ShutUpBitchPod/  John: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomone  Tyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptyler  Got a question? Need advice? Email us! hi@shutupbitchpod.com  Join our Discord https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4  Visit our website  https://www.shutupbitchpod.com  Add our playlist on Spotify/Apple Music Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6T0dORM8dAn8tlBwVSmuFn?si=ee9733ca0d2d4d25  Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/library/playlist/p.5PG54Q5iO3AxYgl  About the show Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~  Full credits at shutupbitchpod.com/credits  #gaycomedy #queercomedy #gaypodcast #gayhumor #lgbtq

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About

Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we talk about The Internet, nostalgia, queer stuff, and the absurdity of being alive right now- all for your listening and viewing pleasure~ 🎙️ https://www.shutupbitchpod.com

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  • Creator
    Shut Up, Bitch!
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    79
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Shut Up, Bitch!
  • Show Website
    Shut Up, Bitch!

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