Spilt Milk Podcast

The Blumers
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New Episodes EACH WEEK! Andrew explains the world to his son Lincoln!

  1. 3d ago

    I Tried Explaining Bitcoin to My 5-Year-Old

    Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode 245 Thank you to ALL our YouTube Members! Members can get to see all the Spilt Milk Podcast episodes before ANYONE else! Become a member here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7IHXqqvunW7SFv0Po_pT5A/join Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/theblumers  TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@theblumers  Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/share/1NQiqpwnwD/?mibextid=wwXIfr  Snapchat - https://snapchat.com/t/WZeK8TJG Rumble - https://rumble.com/c/c-7684881 X - https://x.com/theblumers_?s=21 Buy Me A Coffee: buymeacoffee.com/Blumers Timestamps: 0:00  All of the things used to make this video: https://www.amazon.com/shop/flatplanev8/list/IBL3YP6RZ57T?ref_=aipsflist Official Spilt Milk Merch! - https://spiltmerch.com If you enjoy this series, please leave a like, comment, and hit that subscribe button!  We appreciate each and every one of you! As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases on the affiliate links in this description. #TheBlumers #SpiltMilk #SpiltMilkPodcast #AndrewBlumer #TheBlumer #LincolnBlumer #LincolnandDad #BabyPodcast #RealBabyPodcast #TheSpiltMilkPodcast

  2. Oct 28

    5-Year-Old chooses the *BEST* stocks to buy

    Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode #244 Thank you to ALL our YouTube Members! Members can get to see all the Spilt Milk Podcast episodes before ANYONE else! Become a member here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7IHXqqvunW7SFv0Po_pT5A/join Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/theblumers  TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@theblumers  Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/share/1NQiqpwnwD/?mibextid=wwXIfr  Snapchat - https://snapchat.com/t/WZeK8TJG Rumble - https://rumble.com/c/c-7684881 X - https://x.com/theblumers_?s=21 Buy Me A Coffee: buymeacoffee.com/Blumers Timestamps  0:00 Coming Up... 0:46 Dad and... PEPPERONI?! 1:42 What did Pepperoni do today? 2:34 Do you have any good jokes? 3:25 Let's talk... STOCKS! 3:45 What's your take on the NYSE? 4:06 Do you like the new "Y'all Street" in Texas? 4:36 What IS a stock? 6:25 Basically just playing with the mic... lol 8:00 Pepperoni is INDEPENDENT! 8:10 Playground?! 8:37 What's that face...? 9:58 Welcome... LINCOLN! 10:26 BACK to stocks...! 10:37 NASDAQ: APPL 10:50 Welcome BACK... LINCOLN!!  11:05 You haven't subscribed...?! 12:04 Back to stocks... AGAIN! 12:15 STOP FIGHTING! DON'T PUNCH HIM!!! 12:43 Back to APPL! 13:44 *THE LEGAL STUFF* 14:14 Alright... Now APPL for real... 14:37 NYSE: MCD 14:46 NASDAQ: WMT 15:50 NYSE: DIS 16:21 NASDAQ: NFLX 16:45 NASDAQ: COKE 17:45 NASDAQ: AMZN 19:30 No you can't EAT a BLUE CHIP! 21:15 NASDAQ: MSFT 21:30 NASDAQ: NVDA 21:35 NASDAQ: GOOG 22:00 NYSE: BRK.B 22:06 NASDAQ: COST 22:50 Let ME handle the negotiations son... 25:35 NYSE: GME 26:05 NYSE: AMC 26:15 NASDAQ: BYND 27:14 NASDAQ: PTON 27:27 NYSE: KSS 27:45 SSSSSSSTORY TIME! 30:56 QQQQQQQ & A TIME!! All of the things used to make this video: https://www.amazon.com/shop/flatplanev8/list/IBL3YP6RZ57T?ref_=aipsflist Official Spilt Milk Merch! - https://spiltmerch.com If you enjoy this series, please leave a like, comment, and hit that subscribe button!  We appreciate each and every one of you! As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases on the affiliate links in this description. #TheBlumers #SpiltMilk #SpiltMilkPodcast #AndrewBlumer #TheBlumer #LincolnBlumer #LincolnandDad #BabyPodcast #RealBabyPodcast #TheSpiltMilkPodcast

  3. Oct 25

    My Son Turned 5. I Have Questions.

    Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode #243 Thank you to ALL our YouTube Members! Members can get to see all the Spilt Milk Podcast episodes before ANYONE else! Become a member here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7IHXqqvunW7SFv0Po_pT5A/join Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/theblumers  TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@theblumers  Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/share/1NQiqpwnwD/?mibextid=wwXIfr  Snapchat - https://snapchat.com/t/WZeK8TJG Rumble - https://rumble.com/c/c-7684881 X - https://x.com/theblumers_?s=21 Buy Me A Coffee: buymeacoffee.com/Blumers All of the things used to make this video: https://www.amazon.com/shop/flatplanev8/list/IBL3YP6RZ57T?ref_=aipsflist Official Spilt Milk Merch! - https://spiltmerch.com If you enjoy this series, please leave a like, comment, and hit that subscribe button!  We appreciate each and every one of you! As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases on the affiliate links in this description. #TheBlumers #SpiltMilk #SpiltMilkPodcast #AndrewBlumer #TheBlumer #LincolnBlumer #LincolnandDad #BabyPodcast #RealBabyPodcast #TheSpiltMilkPodcast

  4. Oct 18

    I Asked My 5-Year-Old If Santa Is Real…

    Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode #242 Thank you to ALL our YouTube Members! Members can get to see all the Spilt Milk Podcast episodes before ANYONE else! Become a member here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7IHXqqvunW7SFv0Po_pT5A/join Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/theblumers  TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@theblumers  Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/share/1NQiqpwnwD/?mibextid=wwXIfr  Snapchat - https://snapchat.com/t/WZeK8TJG Rumble - https://rumble.com/c/c-7684881 X - https://x.com/theblumers_?s=21 Buy Me A Coffee: buymeacoffee.com/Blumers Timestamps: 0:00 Coming Up... 0:49 My name is... SANTA?!! 1:57 A VERY Important Question... 3:16 The Story of Saint Nicholas 5:12 No More Santa?! 5:38 Can a LARGE Man Go Down a Chimney?!  7:04 Is MAGIC real? 9:24 Let's Talk About the Reindeer... 12:11 Where did you get THAT?! 13:24 Back to the Reindeer!! 13:48 What is Santa doing IN our house?! 14:15 Let's talk about the COOKIES & MILK... 15:18 Mommy told you WHAT? 15:46 Why are there SO MANY Santas? 17:25 Is Mr. Beast SANTA?! 17:50 Do you believe in Saint Nicholas? 18:20 PEOPLE DIE?! 19:14 Back to Santa... 20:43 What do you want from Santa (or Jeff?) 23:55 Is.. Santa... Real...? 24:36 Q and A!! All of the things used to make this video: https://www.amazon.com/shop/flatplanev8/list/IBL3YP6RZ57T?ref_=aipsflist Official Spilt Milk Merch! - https://spiltmerch.com If you enjoy this series, please leave a like, comment, and hit that subscribe button!  We appreciate each and every one of you! As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases on the affiliate links in this description. #TheBlumers #SpiltMilk #SpiltMilkPodcast #AndrewBlumer #TheBlumer #LincolnBlumer #LincolnandDad #BabyPodcast #RealBabyPodcast #TheSpiltMilkPodcast

  5. Oct 16

    Telling My Kids We Don't Own Our House

    Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode #241 Thank you to ALL our YouTube Members! Members can get to see all the Spilt Milk Podcast episodes before ANYONE else! Become a member here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7IHXqqvunW7SFv0Po_pT5A/join Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/theblumers  TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@theblumers  Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/share/1NQiqpwnwD/?mibextid=wwXIfr  Snapchat - https://snapchat.com/t/WZeK8TJG Rumble - https://rumble.com/c/c-7684881 X - https://x.com/theblumers_?s=21 Buy Me A Coffee: buymeacoffee.com/Blumers Timestamps: 0:00 Coming Up… 0:37 Welcome… Shephard!! 2:57 Shepherd's not ready… 3:47 I've never told them this… 6:17 Explaining mortgages 7:41 Our house cost how much?! 8:28 Who taught you THAT..? 9:17 We ran out of money? 10:40 Don't go Shep!! 11:32 Lincoln's turn!! 12:08 We ran out of money again?! 13:02 Lincoln threatens the bank… 15:12 THE BANK IS MEAN! 15:43 We're moving into a bunker 18:06 The cars get the BEST names 20:52 Remember the time when... 21:50 What did you learn? 22:40 Q and A!!! All of the things used to make this video: https://www.amazon.com/shop/flatplanev8/list/IBL3YP6RZ57T?ref_=aipsflist Official Spilt Milk Merch! - https://spiltmerch.com P.O. Box: 10026-A S Mingo Road PMB 493 Tulsa, OK 74133 If you enjoy this series, please leave a like, comment, and hit that subscribe button!  We appreciate each and every one of you! As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases on the affiliate links in this description. #TheBlumers #SpiltMilk #SpiltMilkPodcast #AndrewBlumer #TheBlumer #LincolnBlumer #LincolnandDad #BabyPodcast #RealBabyPodcast #TheSpiltMilkPodcast

  6. Oct 16

    I Gave My 5-Year-Old a Job Interview

    Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode #240 Thank you to ALL our YouTube Members! Members can get to see all the Spilt Milk Podcast episodes before ANYONE else! Become a member here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7IHXqqvunW7SFv0Po_pT5A/join Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/theblumers  TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@theblumers  Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/share/1NQiqpwnwD/?mibextid=wwXIfr  Snapchat - https://snapchat.com/t/WZeK8TJG Rumble - https://rumble.com/c/c-7684881 X - https://x.com/theblumers_?s=21 Buy Me A Coffee: buymeacoffee.com/Blumers Timestamps: 0:00 Coming up... 0:37 Welcome to the Interview 9:24 What are your salary expectations? 11:57 Official job offer and negotiations 14:09 WHO ARE YOU??! 15:59 TRY not to laugh 19:52 Q and A !!! All of the things used to make this video: https://www.amazon.com/shop/flatplanev8/list/IBL3YP6RZ57T?ref_=aipsflist Official Spilt Milk Merch! - https://spiltmerch.com P.O. Box: 10026-A S Mingo Road PMB 493 Tulsa, OK 74133 If you enjoy this series, please leave a like, comment, and hit that subscribe button!  We appreciate each and every one of you! As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases on the affiliate links in this description. #TheBlumers #SpiltMilk #SpiltMilkPodcast #AndrewBlumer #TheBlumer #LincolnBlumer #LincolnandDad #BabyPodcast #RealBabyPodcast #TheSpiltMilkPodcast

  7. Oct 16

    4-Year-Old Tries 15 *LIFE HACKS*

    20Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode #239 Thank you to ALL our YouTube Members! Members can get to see all the Spilt Milk Podcast episodes before ANYONE else! Become a member here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7IHXqqvunW7SFv0Po_pT5A/join Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/theblumers  TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@theblumers  Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/share/1NQiqpwnwD/?mibextid=wwXIfr  Snapchat - https://snapchat.com/t/WZeK8TJG Rumble - https://rumble.com/c/c-7684881 X - https://x.com/theblumers_?s=21 Buy Me A Coffee: buymeacoffee.com/Blumers Timestamps: 0:00 Intro 0:24 NEW MERCH?! 0:59 Today we're talking about... 1:24 Life Hack 1 3:50 Life Hack 2 4:30 Life Hack 3 5:17 Life Hack 4 6:35 Life Hack 5 11:50 Life Hack 6 12:53 Life Hack 7 14:20 Life Hack 8 15:14 Life Hack 9 16:04 Life Hack 10 17:28 Life Hack 11 18:12 Life Hack 12 19:08 Life Hack 13 20:33 Life Hack 14 23:27 Life Hack 15 24:20 Q&A! All of the things used to make this video: https://www.amazon.com/shop/flatplanev8/list/IBL3YP6RZ57T?ref_=aipsflist Official Spilt Milk Merch! - https://spiltmerch.com P.O. Box: 10026-A S Mingo Road PMB 493 Tulsa, OK 74133 If you enjoy this series, please leave a like, comment, and hit that subscribe button!  We appreciate each and every one of you! As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases on the affiliate links in this description. #TheBlumers #SpiltMilk #SpiltMilkPodcast #AndrewBlumer #TheBlumer #LincolnBlumer #LincolnandDad #BabyPodcast #RealBabyPodcast #TheSpiltMilkPodcast

  8. Sep 21

    4-Year-Old Answers YOUR Questions

    Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode #238 Thank you to ALL our YouTube Members! Members can get to see all the Spilt Milk Podcast episodes before ANYONE else! Become a member here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7IHXqqvunW7SFv0Po_pT5A/join Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/theblumers  TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@theblumers  Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/share/1NQiqpwnwD/?mibextid=wwXIfr  Snapchat - https://snapchat.com/t/WZeK8TJG Rumble - https://rumble.com/c/c-7684881 X - https://x.com/theblumers_?s=21 Buy Me A Coffee: buymeacoffee.com/Blumers Timestamps: 0:00 Things get wild... 0:25 He said MY name! 0:37 SHEP JOINS?! 2:56 Shep's SABOTAGE! 4:32 Linc's Daily Routine 6:08 Linc's Favorite Subject 6:36 Linc's Favorite Super Hero 6:52 This is why I pick the topics... 7:22 Addressing the gold watch... 7:47 Linc's Favorite Video Game 7:56 What is Linc afraid to lose? 8:48 When is Shep coming back?! 9:02 He won't stop copying me... 10:25 When is MOM on next?! 11:14 What was your FIRST pod like? 11:53 College or NFL? 12:17 Someone DIED because of this 13:30 Lambo v.s. Motorcycle  13:47 Linc starting school?! 14:25 How do you say THAT?! 14:51 Linc's fav snack! 16:42 Psychology?? 16:54 Dad is getting a mullet?! 17:43 The BEST podcast? 18:08 Is Linc... Human...?  18:27 Linc on being a big brother 19:25 What... Is... Time...? 19:47 We're coming to INDIA?! 20:30 He did NOT want to answer 21:48 Did Linc get a drum set? 22:23 Socolate Plano Aminal 22:45 Our favorite colors 23:13 The BEST ice cream 23:38 "What is it" 24:28 Where do BABIES come from? 25:32 Do you go to school? 25:57 Outside or Inside? 26:12 Deepest... Darkest... Secret... 27:09 How to be a good big brother 27:20 What's the BEST food? 28:36 Thoughts on the President... 29:10 Try the WHAT?! 29:26 Have you ever had... 29:47 Linc's catchphrase 29:55 Life advice 30:34 Sandwiches or Burgers? 30:57 NEVER OFF THE MULLET 31:22 Does Linc like Skye 31:45 Sniffing ASMR 32:05 Is this normal for him? 32:29 If A+B = Mass of C What is Q? 33:17 When will you stop... 33:31 Who's the BEST?! 33:43 What do you want to be? 34:03 Does Linc want another sibling? 34:47 Why is the moon made of cheese? 35:41 What are you into right now? 36:19 Why is it GREEN?! 37:07 Quantum Physics?  37:46 How do you clean your nose? 38:00 NIGHT VISION?! 38:25 Secret To Success? 39:18 WHERE ARE YOU?! 40:06 Why can't you drive? 40:12 What's your favorite thing? 40:23 Why do we have glitter? 40:33 Counting to 100 40:38 How are the steroids? 41:02 Bucky? 41:08 How do you balance it all? 41:34 Spaghetti hair / Waffle feet 42:16 $1M or $10/Fart 43:31 On that note...           All of the things used to make this video: https://www.amazon.com/shop/flatplanev8/list/IBL3YP6RZ57T?ref_=aipsflist Official Spilt Milk Merch! - https://spiltmerch.com P.O. Box: 10026-A S Mingo Road PMB 493 Tulsa, OK 74133 If you enjoy this series, please leave a like, comment, and hit that subscribe button!  We appreciate each and every one of you! As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases on the affiliate links in this description. #TheBlumers #SpiltMilk #SpiltMilkPodcast #AndrewBlumer #TheBlumer #LincolnBlumer #LincolnandDad #BabyPodcast #RealBabyPodcast #TheSpiltMilkPodcast

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New Episodes EACH WEEK! Andrew explains the world to his son Lincoln!

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  • Creator
    The Blumers
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    221
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © 2025
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    Spilt Milk Podcast

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