Late night live with Vishnu Vaka

Vishnu Vaka

I am a great American and a standup comedian. I make up stuff, I got ideas and opinions about everything and anything in the world, all made up by me. I tell jokes, please don't take me seriously but if it makes you think in a different perspective I am the most happiest. Please share your thoughts with me so I can evolve as well. Lets learn about each other and lets figure it out.

  1. Great future that awaits humanity, Late night live with Vishnu Vaka

    FEB 4

    Great future that awaits humanity, Late night live with Vishnu Vaka

    Live from the Beer Fridge: Tales of Twist-Off Woes & Greenland Dreams Ever wonder what happens when a comedian teams up with a beer bottle? Or why Indian movies keep casting 20-year-olds with 60-year-old heroes? Well, buckle up, because Vishnu just took us on a rollercoaster ride from the psychology of yoga to the hilarious conspiracy theories about Greenland becoming Trump's new nation. In this episode: The universal struggle of twist-off bottles and the questionable role of teethWhy Indian movies love the age gap and what it says about obsessionThe wild idea of Greenland as the next big American colonyHow comedians are fighting against the oppression by taking their shows onlinePredictions on World War 3, aliens, and whether we’ll all be off-grid due to solar flaresThe secret behind Hollywood heroes and their love for 20-year-old actressesThe rise of comedy scenes in India and the possibility of an Amazon special (dream big!)Timestamps: 00:00 - Wasted water and the art of twist-off bottle opening02:42 - The epic struggle of getting a twist-off open and the no-teeth policy04:48 - Why trying to open a bottle with your teeth is like a bad tattoo05:19 - What race I’d choose to be for a day – spoiler alert, I love Telugu!08:27 - The spicy truth about Andhra Chilies and Indian food heat levels10:14 - Why religion, philosophy, and culture should be kept light and fun13:37 - The crazy age gap obsession in Indian movies and Hollywood’s Hollywood15:07 - The Saudi comedy festival—bringing laughs to the Middle East16:32 - Greenland as the next U. S. state? Trump’s latest scam?19:02 - Greenland citizenship, $100k and the conspiracy of global control22:01 - The potential of Greenland turning into Trump Land and the “Trumpior” economy23:53 - Vishnu’s secret first open mic, the chaos of comedy beginnings26:19 - How Kevin Hart almost made Vishnu’s comedy dreams come true27:48 - The inspiring story of comedian Mike Tomasino and never giving up29:25 - The future of global unity or chaos? The planet’s next move35:42 - Why New Jersey is the safest place for your car and your political opinions39:33 - The solar flare apocalypse—how AI and space data centers might doom humanity44:26 - Comedy heroes, brave stage failures, and why comedians are the smartest people in the room54:07 - The rise of Godfrey, social media, and how to sell yourself without selling out59:12 - Vishnu’s quest for a Netflix special—will the story finally be told?61:40 - The fun of movie skits, “Kidnap,” and Vishnu’s plan to turn his bits into blockbuster shorts67:30 - Sarcasm as the secret weapon of oppressed communities—how humor heals and exposes68:51 - Will World War 3 happen? Or are rich folks just hoarding loot?72:17 - Future politics: Trump’s Greenland plans, Canadian ambitions, and global loot wars73:30 - Comedy as a tool to challenge narratives and inspire change75:27 - The night ends with appreciation, night-night snaps, and wishing everyone a peaceful snowfall Resources & Links: [Kidnap (2002) Vishnu Vaka Movie](search for "Kidnap Vishnu Vaka") (for the brave and curious)Horace and Pete – Louis CK's Sitcom (check out the genius behind the scenes)Kevin Hart’s Stand-Up Books (must-read for aspiring comedians)Connect with Vishnu: YoutubeInstagramtiktokOfficial WebsiteAnd remember: comedy, like twist-offs, is all about gripping it right—don’t do it with your teeth unless you’re ready for a Yank-and-Whimper moment. Stay funny, stay safe, and keep those bottles capped!

    1h 8m
  2. Personal growth and comedy, a look back and a look ahead.

    JAN 5

    Personal growth and comedy, a look back and a look ahead.

    Summary Vishnu Vaka's podcast explores themes of personal growth, cultural reflections, and comedic insights. The conversation touches on topics like overcoming challenges, embracing happiness over wealth, and the importance of finding one's passion. The tone is humorous and reflective, with a focus on storytelling and life lessons. Keywords Vishnu Vaka, personal growth, comedy, cultural reflections, happiness, storytelling, life lessons, overcoming challenges, passion, wealth Takeaways Embrace happiness over wealth for a fulfilling life.Finding your passion is key to personal growth.Overcoming challenges builds resilience and character.Cultural reflections offer valuable life insights.Humor can be a powerful tool for storytelling.Life lessons are often found in unexpected places.Personal growth requires stepping out of comfort zones.Reflecting on past experiences can guide future decisions.The journey to success is filled with ups and downs.Authenticity in storytelling resonates with audiences.Title Options 2026: The Year of Laughter and SurprisesGet Ready for 2026: A Year of Comedy and Change2026: Where Humor Meets New BeginningsThe Greatest Podcast of 2026Vishnu Vaka's 2026 VisionLaughing Through 2026: A Comedic Journey2026: A Year of Growth and GigglesVishnu Vaka's Guide to a Joyful 20262026: Embracing Change with HumorThe Comedy of 2026: Vishnu Vaka's TakeSound bites "Embrace happiness over wealth." "Find your passion and grow." "Overcoming challenges builds character." "Humor is a storytelling tool." "Reflect on past for future guidance." "Success is a journey, not a destination." "Authenticity resonates with audiences." "Step out of comfort zones for growth." "Life lessons in unexpected places." "Cultural reflections offer insights." Chapters 00:00:00 Introduction and New Year Greetings00:00:00 Reflections on Past Challenges00:00:00 The Power of Humor and Storytelling00:00:00 Cultural Insights and Personal Growth00:00:00 Looking Forward to 2026

    42 min

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I am a great American and a standup comedian. I make up stuff, I got ideas and opinions about everything and anything in the world, all made up by me. I tell jokes, please don't take me seriously but if it makes you think in a different perspective I am the most happiest. Please share your thoughts with me so I can evolve as well. Lets learn about each other and lets figure it out.